Chapter 224: My Best Tablemate!
Don't talk about our class for a while, other classes are also full of people, in one day, Su Yan's name as the most beautiful physical education teacher was out, and the old man slowly divided the seats for us, according to his words, he has been teaching for more than fifty years. Extremely experienced, if you want to share a table for men and women, there is no door.
I was also depressed by this old man, so for the next few days the question of seats in our class was debated, and there were fifty-two people in all. There were twenty-two girls, thirty boys, and all the girls sat together, and a large group of boys sat together eight feet away from the boys.
"Zhu Haolai, you and Li Xian are sitting together." The old man said to a classmate with an obscene face.
Zhu Haolai stood up and looked around, and asked, "Teacher, which one is Li Xian?" ”
Forget it, Li Xian is Li Xian. I raised my hand and said, "I'm Li Xian!" ”
This classmate named Zhu Haolai sat next to me and smiled, there was only a slit left in that little eye, no matter how I looked at it, I felt obscene, and the other party said to me: "Okay, my name is Zhu Haolai, just call me a leper, your name is Li Xian, right?" "Wai Yu sarcasm.
"Li Xian is a nickname, my name is Li Qian." I said in a deep voice.
"Oh, this nickname is awesome, which school did my brother mix with before? Is it the number that you don't call? The leper seems to want to pretend to be the boss of the underworld, but the way he scratches his ears and cheeks makes people feel ridiculous.
"In the past, I was not fooled around in the fourth middle school, and I scored 600 points in the high school entrance examination." I said casually.
"Oops. It's about the same as me, and I'm not fooling around. I scored 592 points in the high school entrance examination. It's barely enough to get into a middle school, but here to give money, I'll come here, I heard that the students here are gangsters, so I thought about pretending to be stupid, after all, there are no good people here, but compared to the nine middle schools next to it, this is good, there was a second-rate son on the day he entered the school, standing there and asking me what are you doing? I couldn't coax it, so I told me to say goodbye to the calf here, and went out to inquire about the name of the leper, but the other party didn't dare, I concluded, this good student has to pretend to be a bad student here. The leper patted me on the shoulder and smiled, "Did you say yes?" Elder brother! ”
I was a little crying and laughing by what he said, this person is a talker, and said helplessly: "Northeast people? ”
"My father's Northeastern, that taste of the Northeast can't be changed, and I also pop out a few words from time to time." The leper smiled, and his eyes were almost gone.
"It's okay, I can understand Northeast dialect." I said casually.
After the old man on the podium finished dividing the seats, Xu Ru was assigned to the wall, and I was here at the window, and then it seemed that the teachers were going to have a meeting, and said that the teachers from the teaching office would come to see for a while, and sure enough, Li Mi came in after a while.
"Be quiet for me, or I'll break your grandsons." Li Mi stood on the podium and said fiercely, but for a while everyone was stunned, and there was no sound.
After seven or eight minutes, I don't know who took the lead, and began to whisper, and those second-rate people in the back were also calm for a while, and after three minutes, the king of heaven and Lao Tzu were not afraid, I had nothing to do Looking at the courses added to physics and chemistry in high school, the leper seemed to be unable to hold back, and quietly touched me and said: "Xian'er, let me tell you, that thief is beautiful when sports come, oops, I saw many teachers whose eyes were stunned." ”
"What does it have to do with you?" I said helplessly.
"Everyone has a love for beauty, you and I are well-developed males, according to the words of our former teacher, we are male, and males have to howl." The leper whispered, "Whoa!!" ”
"Call you uncle, can you not pull the calf?" I was depressed and said to him, "My dear leper classmate, can you please shut up for a few minutes?" ”
"Oh, you don't want to hear it, I think I'm the first person I know you in this school, I think you're kind, so forget it." The leper looked very hurt and lay down on the table without speaking.
After all, it's a new classmate, and my tone just now seems to be a little unfriendly, but he was too annoying, so he didn't say anything, Li Mi sat there reading the newspaper, probably because of his career, and raised his head to look at me every once in a while, and my eyes always unconsciously swept to Xu Ru, next to Xu Ru sat a girl who was angry, I heard that it was a big girlfriend in the second year of high school, and she came to this school purely to find a boyfriend.
Looking at Xu Ru I don t know what to do, Xiaohua can be next door, and her heart is entangled, the face of the leper came over, and the eyes that were only slitted flashed with a special light.
"That girl's name is Xu Ru, I have inquired clearly, she has a boyfriend, isn't it Brother Xian'er?" The leper winked at me, you know.
"I'm a man, you're a man, we're different." I said casually.
"You don't want to hear me tell you something else, I went back to the Northeast with my dad during the holidays, the boss of the fluttering moth over there, my grandmother gave me pig and stewed vermicelli.....
Pigs again? It took me a while to realize it was pork!
"Northeast people are real, old and enthusiastic." The leper said excitedly.
"I know that the Northeast people are real, but the Northeast people don't break their mouths." I stared at the leper and said helplessly, "Can you stop your mouth for a while?" ”
"Brother, do you dislike me?" The leper patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother, I'm so enthusiastic, and you actually dislike me?" ”
I was really defeated by him, and said helplessly: "You are my brother, brother, I was wrong, you will stop your mouth, read more books, high school physics and chemistry are very difficult, take a look at it." ”
The leper seemed to be unhappy, sitting there with a cold face and not speaking, I breathed a sigh of relief, the classmate behind me kept chewing bubble gum, turned around and looked at it, her hair was as long as a woman, her sleeves were rolled, and there seemed to be tattoos on her arms, and she seemed to feel good about herself.
I lay there and read the book, I understand the reason, but the process is basically not, before the end of class, I heard someone in the corridor fighting, scolding, the sound of smashing things is chaotic, many second-rate children in the class began to get excited, Li Mi stood up and shouted: "Give Lao Tzu a stop!" ”
The bell rang outside, and the horn in the classroom rang out: "Attention to the teaching office, attention to the teaching office, there was a bad fight accident in the second [sixteenth] class of high school, hurry up, hurry up." ”
Many classmates rushed out, and I saw a few people wearing helmets, looking like riot police equipment, and the sticks in their hands were on their bodies, and the seven or eight who were fighting were immediately beaten to the ground, and the leper lay behind me and shouted: "I grass, don't you say that this school doesn't care about fighting?" It seems that when the troops come, they will fight to the death, who would dare to fight? ”
I also watched the hair, this is too harsh, but just now the teachers wearing explosion-proof suits just smashed their bodies, and did not hit the vital places, the horn in the classroom sounded again: "Ladies and gentlemen, our school is being rectified by the Education Bureau, and the style of study is being established, and the teachers of the Teaching Office will strictly deal with the fights and brawls, and I hope that all students will study hard." ”
Many second-rate people in the class looked scared, just now that moment was a little scary, as if the riot force drove out, sitting back in the position I heard the second-rate man behind him say: "What to pretend, Lao Tzu still thought that the army came out, didn't the ninth middle school get any explosion-proof clothing for the teacher last year, so he almost got the troops over, and as a result, those stupid teachers beat a boss in the third year of high school, and finally stabbed him to death when he graduated, and the prison did not fall for a day, and Lao Tzu never learned well." ”
"Brother Xian'er, I've heard, there is one in the sixth middle school who is mixed with the society, what is called Brother Da Fei, the cow is not good, it seems that in the third year of high school, no one dares to mess with it, let's stop studying, don't mess with these." The leper said with a scared face.
"You stop for a while, you don't mess with them, they're not crazy, if they catch you, they'll beat you." I said angrily: "Don't call me Brother Xian'er, I look like a magic stick, I'm not your brother, my name is Li Qian." ”
"You dislike me again." The leper said with a very hurt look.
"I hate you, do your family know that your mouth is so broken?" I took a deep breath and said, "Don't talk to me in the future, I hate you, do you understand?" ”
How did I come across such a superlative, I have a headache, Xiaohua poked her head and looked at the class, saw me laughing, beckoned to me, a second-rate student whistled, and shouted at Xiaohua: "Beauty, who are you looking for?" If you look for me, I'll accompany you back to the dormitory for a while? ”
Suddenly the others coaxed, I glanced coldly at the boy who was flirting with him and ignored him, walked out of the door of the class, Xiaohua said to me: "Someone was fighting just now, scared me to death, who are you sitting with?" Talking about Xiaohua, she looked in the classroom.
"Follow me." The leper didn't know where to come out and shouted, "This is Sister-in-law Xian'er, right?" ”
Xiaohua's face was flushed when she was said, and she looked at me a little embarrassed, but then she poked her head and scanned the class again, and didn't seem to be relieved until she found Xu Ru's location.
Zhang Ning walked out of the class next door, and beckoned to Xu Ru when he arrived at the door, after Xu Ru went out, the class whistled continuously, Xiaohua looked at Xu Ru who went out, and whispered to me: "You didn't talk to Xu Ru?" After all, they used to be classmates. ”
"Nope!" I said in a deep voice.
"Oh!" Xiaohua's face seemed to be faintly happy, and she took my hand and said, "Your cousin is a physical education teacher, and many boys in the class have inquired about her, but I found that your cousin seems to be a little fierce." ”
I patted Xiaohua's head and said, "It's okay, she's just simple-minded and well-developed." After speaking, I saw Su Yan, who was standing in front of me angrily for some time........
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