Chapter 659: Sister-in-law Gou
"What now?" Xiao Lei was still afraid of dogs, and said: "We can't control these dogs, in all directions." β
"Don't move yet." I opened the car door and ordered, "Control the robot and don't let the dog bite it!" β
"Why are you going?" Xiao Lei asked.
"Beat people!" I threw it off and rushed out, armed with the rusty dagger, which was designed to kill. It has drunk blood countless times, and now it has been hungry and thirsty for a long time.
I rushed up the hill, and the dog man was sitting on a big rock, looking at the house below. When he saw me coming up, he said to himself, "What do you think of my battle?" It will bite Peng Laosan to death in minutes. β
I looked at his complacent appearance, angry and funny, it's nothing stupid, but when everyone in the world is stupid, it's too much!
"Let me tell you, in today's battle, I just want to stand up and let you take a look, let Kunka take a look, and of course, Peng Erye take a look, who is the most awesome commander!" The dog man's nostrils soared to the sky, snorted coldly, and said, "From now on, you have to listen to me." β
"Good! Awesome! "I was really annoyed, and I gave a thumbs up, and said;" Since you're so awesome, give me an analysis, why did you win? I'm stupid, I can't understand it! β
"You don't have to taunt me! I'm not stupid, on the contrary, I'm smarter than all of you and can hear. The dog man picked the flesh between his teeth with his nails and said, "But since it comes to this point, I'll tell you, it's an analysis, it's also a slap in the face, I didn't want to slap your face, but you have to come up!" β
"Stop!" I said impatiently, "Get down to business! β
"Good!" The dog man said: "I will analyze and analyze with you, and I will explain to you a series of my actions." First, send a Chihuahua and drill into the backup generator busbar; Then I sent another husky to destroy the normal power supply line......"
"You wait a minute!" I said, "Your husky is an electrician?" Chihuahua climbed into the standby generator busbar I can accept, Erha destroys the normal power supply line? β
"Hey, hey!" The dog man became more and more proud, and said, "Don't you understand, right?" I'm telling you, dogs can do anything as long as they use it properly. β
"Get down to business!" I pulled out the dagger and stabbed it directly, and the frightened dog man sat on the ground and said, "If you say another nonsense, I'll cut off your balls!" β
"Don't cut your head or your balls!" The dog man clutched his crotch.
"You're looking for death!" I picked up the dog man and prepared to cut the balls under his crotch.
"I say! I said no, yet? His frightened face changed drastically, and he said, "It's very simple! It's that I smeared some Erha on the wire, and Erha went to bite it, and when I bit it, it was electrocuted. After the electrocution, the body was still on the power lines, and the normal power supply line could not supply power. β
"Chihuahuas drilled into the backup generator busbar to create a short circuit with the dog's life?" I said coldly.
"That's right! Right! The dog man nodded again and again, pretending to be forced to reveal his true colors again, and said: "This is my plan, cut off the power first, and then send the dog, even if there is a gun on the other side, it is for nothing, you can't see it at all, you can only be bitten." β
Syllable!
I shook my hand and it was a slap, followed by a counter-pump. I can't help it, I've reached the limit of my tolerance for stupidity.
"Why are you hitting me?" The dog man said innocently: "Isn't my plan perfect?" β
"You think it's a game? You think people are just as stupid as you are? I took out my phone, searched for a photo, put it in front of him, slapped my hand, and said, "What is this?" β
The dog man looked at the picture on his phone in a daze, speechless.
I slapped my backhand again and said, "Say!" β
"Hand ...... Flashlight! The dog man whispered.
"Be louder!" I shouted.
The dog man shook in fright and said, "Flashlight!" β
"A flashlight can ruin your so-called perfect plan!" I said, "Besides, people must have night vision goggles, not even flashlights, you know?" β
The dog man looked embarrassed and couldn't speak.
I didn't want to deal with him anymore, so I dialed Brother Zhao's number and said, "Brother Zhao! I guess it's coming soon, so stay put! Wait for the dog to be cleaned up on the other side, and after slackening, let's take it by surprise and attack it. β
Brother Zhao said something clear and hung up the phone.
The dog man covered his face and asked weakly, "Why is there electricity soon?" I've ruined the backup power supply! β
"You're brain-dead?" I turned to look at him and said, "You know electricians, how can there be no electricians in a house as big as that?" Won't troubleshoot? β
"yes!" The dog man nodded and said, "Why didn't I think of this layer." β
I glanced at him, not wanting to say anything more to my pig teammate. At this moment, the lights of Peng Laosan's house turned on, which was much faster than I imagined, and it seemed that this house did not have an electrician, but an electrician team.
I immediately called, asked about Brother Zhao's situation, and approached the command car. Brother Zhao said in a low voice: "The robot has not been found, but the situation may be a little unoptimistic, you can take a look!" β
I quickly rushed into the command car, and the atmosphere inside the whole car was very solemn, and sometimes some people sighed. I looked at the screen, and on it was a team of well-trained guards, wearing night vision goggles, wearing special operations suits, and carrying miniature submachine guns, methodically hunting dogs.
Judging from the information fed back on the major screens, these people worked in groups of three, forming a classic triangular formation, advancing back and forth, and cleaning up the vicious big dogs in the house at the cost of zero casualties.
I frowned, who is this commanding? So professional! In fact, there is nothing in the triangle formation, it can be done by one person, and a big-headed soldier can have such command quality.
In the case of a sudden power outage, keep the team unscattered, no casualties, and repair the power in a very short period of time, and use almost lightning-like actions to remove the dogs in the house in an instant.
"Who's in command?" I asked, it was clear that there were people in the house.
Brother Zhao switched a screen and said, "You may not believe it when you say it, see for yourself!" β
On the screen is a small hut, there is only one person in the house, he is wearing a Bluetooth headset, holding a cup of coffee, and is directing.
This person is none other than Peng Laosan. He spoke extremely fast, his logic was rigorous, and every order was irrefutable, not at all like the mentally handicapped man who asked the military advisor for nine shallow and one deep skills.
I suddenly remembered that people said that Li Zhengwu had praised Peng Laosan's command, and now it seems that it is not fake.
"This assassination looks stupid and clumsy, but ......" In the picture, Peng Laosan was stunned and said: "It is obviously premeditated, I now order you to search the area around the house, and strike and hunt down all suspicious targets; On the other hand, I used official and underground forces to investigate one by one the people who met with me in the past week, especially Kunka, and monitored him 24 hours a day, and I couldn't miss a second, even if he went to shit, I had to know if he wiped his ass! Also, you can't let your guard down, and the other party is very likely to make a move. Immediately notify the police, and say that the house has been robbed and needs help! β
Peng Laosan's series of orders were issued, and the whole house was running like an assembly line, crushing my last glimmer of hope.
I sighed helplessly and said, "Retreat!" Right away! β
"What about robots?" Xiao Lei asked.
"Let's put it there for now!" I said helplessly, this situation must not be attacked again, so I can only let it go first.
"There are many dreams at night, and it is not good to be discovered." Xiao Lei persuaded.
"Let's put it there for now!" I insisted, "It's easier to be found if you force it back now." People are searching, and it is the time when they are strictly guarded, and the slightest movement will be discovered. β
"Okay!" Xiao Lei thought about it, patted the driver in the driver's seat, and said, "Let's go!" β
Our car walked for a long time to arrive at the processing plant, not because the car was slow, nor was the road difficult, but we changed cars several times halfway, in order not to be discovered by Peng Laosan.
When he returned, Kunka greeted him and asked, "How is it?" β
I shook my head in frustration, Xiao Lei was very angry and told Kunka what happened tonight, Kunka kicked the table angrily and scolded: "Stupid! β
"It's useless to curse now!" I patted him on the shoulder and said; "Think about your next move."
"How else to act?" Kunka said angrily: "Although Peng Laosan likes to pretend to be a ghost, he is not a fool, otherwise he would not be alive now." After such a thing, he must be very vigilant, and it is a fool's dream to attack again. And it is possible that the military division has also been exposed! β
I bowed my head and said nothing, I was in some trouble. If it's just vigilant, it's better to say that with the trust of the military advisor, maybe when Peng Laosan will be killed.
But now the trust is definitely gone, and the assassination incident occurred as soon as the military advisor left, even if it was a coincidence, and he could come back, but after all, he was guilty, and there could never be the original trust anymore.
"No, I'll go again!" The military advisor said.
"No way!" I immediately vetoed it, saying, "This is self-defeating." β
"That's why I can prove my innocence." The military advisor said: "If you do the opposite, you may be able to do wonders." β
"That's right!" Kunka said: "Now Peng Laosan will definitely suspect you, but if you go directly, maybe he won't doubt it!" β
"No way!" I shook my head very firmly and said, "Even so, there is still a great risk, and I can't let the old man take such a big risk." β
"This may be the only chance!" Kunka persuaded.
The military advisor opened his mouth, ready to persuade me. I drew my dagger, stabbed it on the wooden table with a thud, and screamed, "No, no, no!" It's not negotiable! β
Seeing that I was so resolute, Kunka said, "Then what do you say?" β
What to do? I don't know! Startled, very passive, almost no chance.
"Let Peng Lao Er get more people, won't our direct crowd tactics be over?" Xiao Lei suggested.
This suggestion is a bit naΓ―ve, it is impossible for Peng Lao Er to dispatch even one person, let alone any crowd tactics.
"What do you want? Because this is when Old Man Peng just died and no one cares? Now that the balance has been reached, no one can touch anyone. If the second master is the first to attack, he will inevitably become the target of everyone, and the entire Peng family will fight together! Don't say whether the crowd tactics can work, even if it works, the second master will be overwhelmed by the entire Peng family in the next moment. β
"Grass!" Xiao Lei scolded and said, "There are so many things in the family. β
"Let's wait!" I sighed and said, "Wait and see what Peng Laosan does next, and see if there are any flaws." β
"That's all there is to it!" Kunka is also helpless.
The next day, we gathered up and prepared to discuss the plan again. However, Peng Lao Er said that he wanted to meet us, and he made an appointment in a very prosperous pedestrian street, which made us a little confused.
I took Brother Zhao, disguised myself a little, and drove to the pedestrian street. This pedestrian street is one of the most prosperous in the White Temple, especially now that it is the time of the White Temple Festival, with countless boxing matches, and domestic and foreign tourists flock to this small city, which is even more prosperous.
Walking on the pedestrian street, Brother Zhao and I were squeezed around, shoulder to shoulder, just like climbing the Great Wall on National Day. Just as we were struggling to go to the agreed place for Peng Laoer, the huge screen on the pedestrian street suddenly dimmed and began to flash snowflakes.
This kind of big screen on the pedestrian street is generally used to show building advertisements, and it costs a lot of money a month, and there are special personnel to maintain it, why is it suddenly dark? And still together? It's so weird!
Pedestrians didn't pay much attention, but we both were concerned, after all, it was a sensitive time.
And suddenly the screen lit up again, and Peng Laosan's indifferent face was revealed, he was still in a suit and leather shoes, sitting on a chair, looking domineering and presidential.
"Wang Yu!" He snorted suddenly, his eyes filled with murderous intent.
The people around didn't know what was going on, and stopped to watch. I also looked at the screen, I don't know what the hell Peng Laosan is doing.
Peng Laosan took out a photo, put it in front of the screen, and said word by word: "Wang Yu!" I'm a mud horse! β
Everyone was in an uproar, and no one expected that this handsome guy with good manners would suddenly burst into foul language. The picture of him was taken when I was repairing and changing tires in Batuka, he was covered in dirty oil and had a black paint on his face, which was very embarrassing.
"What do you look dirty?" Peng Laosan pointed to the photo and said angrily: "You look like a dick, why do you rob women with me?" Why? β
Brother Zhao looked at me puzzled, as if asking, when did you rob a woman with him? I was also at a loss, shrugging my shoulders, how do I know?
"This man!" Peng Laosan pointed to my face and said, "This person is extremely shameless, seducing my wife, wanting to sleep with my wife, let me find out that if he didn't run fast, he would have been instigated by me!" Now my third child of the Peng family specially solicits clues from the whole society, if anyone gives me clues, he will even be caught directly, and he will be rewarded with one million cash! β
The people around him boiled again, cheering loudly, wanting to break Wang Yu, a car repairman, into pieces, and scolding Lao Tzu for being a bastard who hooked his sister-in-law.
I simply stuck my beard and painted makeup today, otherwise I would have to be killed alive by this group of people.
"Let's go!" I pushed Brother Zhao and said, "Let's go to Peng Lao Er first and see what he has to say." β