Zhou Orangutan stood in front of me, "Why don't you know how to do it, the little sixth brother let you, don't you see, you beat him like this, what's wrong with him." ”

Xiao Mei still didn't speak, and gradually, Xiao Mei stopped biting her lips, and then her clenched fist was also released, but her tears flowed.

I was a little confused by her, and stretched out my hand to her, "You came over and grabbed me indiscriminately, and then bit me and scolded me, and now you are still crying, how wronged you are, how I bullied you." ”

Xiao Mei listened to my words, and then suddenly smiled, and then she nodded vigorously, and said to me, "Wang Yue, let's see" Then Xiao Mei didn't say a word, turned around, put on high heels, and began to run into the distance.

I watched her figure slowly disappear from my sight, I sighed, and then looked at the back of my hand, it still really hurt.

Zhou Orangutan watched Xiao Mei leave, and then the crowd of onlookers around him slowly began to be chic, Zhou Orangutan turned his head around, then looked at me, and asked with great concern, "Little Sixth Brother, are you okay?" Then he reached out and pointed to my neck and the back of my hand.

I spat on the ground, then took out a cigarette and lit it, "It's okay, I'm fucking, stupid old bitch, live beast, I fucking messed with her." ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, and then smiled, "Little Sixth Brother, do you have anything to do with her?" ”

As soon as I heard this, I scolded Zhou orangutan, "I'll grass your uncle, Zhou orangutan, Lao Tzu is on fire, don't look for me and you in a hurry, it's all sent to you." ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "I'm grass, damn, my orangutan brother is helping you like this, do you still want revenge." Following Zhou Orangutan patted his chest, "Do you think your combat power can beat me?" ”

I glared at Zhou Gorilla fiercely, "Do you want to experience the fun of lobsters?" ”

Zhou Orangutan suddenly shook his head vigorously, then smiled at me and touched his head, "I'm a little reflexive, little sixth brother, I know it's wrong." I've been spending a lot of time with lobsters lately, you know."

I took a deep breath and said, "You soak with him every day." ”

"yes, I revolve around him every day."

"What can you do with him?"

"Oh, little sixth brother, you're wrong." Zhou Orangutan said to me excitedly, "I have already obtained the true biography of Brother Shrimp." ”

I listened to it, and then looked at him with disdain, "What is the true biography?" ”

Zhou Orangutan stretched out his finger and pointed in the direction where Xiao Mei had left, "Did you see how she fell just now?" If it weren't for me, she would have to rush over and scratch you twice, according to your personality, you still have to be a little injured, or did I save you, little sixth brother. ”

I was stunned for a moment, then thought about it just now, and then I looked at Zhou Orangutan, "You learned this from the lobster?" ”

Zhou Orangutan nodded with satisfaction, "Yes, little sixth brother, how is it, the result is good." ”

I sighed, then shook my head vigorously, not bothering to pay attention to Zhou Orangutan "What about your daughter-in-law?"

"I'm home, there's no one at home, it's just me, little sixth brother, let's go take a bath."

I looked at the orangutan, "I don't have any money." ”

"I have, let's go" Zhou Orangutan put his arm around me, "said as he walked, talk about the history of your relationship and love entanglement with Xiaomei." “

I kicked Zhou Orangutan in the ass, "What kind of bird fart are you putting on Lao Tzu Hu?" ”

Zhou Orangutan reached out and patted his buttocks, then smiled at me and said, "No, no, I'm just curious, what's wrong with you to make her hate you so much." ”

"You see that, too?"

Zhou Gorilla nodded, "My taxi is behind Xiao Mei's taxi, I watched her get off, and then I quickly got off, but as soon as I got out of the car, I just wanted to call her, and I heard her scolding over there, ** stupid Wang Yue, and then threw something on the ground, and then she stepped on it a few more times." I was a little confused by her, and then I didn't call her, so I followed her. ”

As soon as I heard it, "Oh, that's why you followed her secretly, I thought you were lurking all along." ”

Zhou Orangutan shook his head, and then took out a small clay figure with no head and only a body from his clothes, "Look, look, isn't this trick old-fashioned?" ”

I looked at the little clay figure, the head had been twisted down, and then there were many small eyes on the body, and I knew that it was pierced with something if I didn't look at it, and I wrote two words with a red pen on my chest, "Wang Yue." "But now it's full of dirt, and you have to look closely, look very carefully, to figure it out.

I held the little clay figure in my hand, and then suddenly fell into silence, what the hell did I do with her, she hated me so much, she actually took out such an old-fashioned thing and used it, but it still felt very disgusting, I reached out and buckled the words in front of the little clay man, and after the buckle was unrecognizable, I threw the little clay figure far away. Then I took a deep breath and looked at Zhou Orangutan, "Why were you willing to put down your legs to mess with her just now?" ”

Zhou Orangutan looked at me, "She's going to fight hard with you, if you don't fight back, do you want to let her continue to go crazy?" Then Zhou Orangutan smiled with a smile full of various words and hints, and said to me, "Little Sixth Brother, tell me, what did you do to her." ”

I stretched out my hand and gestured to the orangutan, "I'll tell you, if you have nothing to do, I'll kill you." ”

Zhou Orangutan "cut", and then said, "There must be something wrong with the two of you, or she can't fight so hard with you for no reason." ”

"I don't know." I took a deep breath and said, "Who knows what's wrong with stupid pussy." ”

"I really don't know?" Zhou Orangutan still didn't believe it, "Little Sixth Brother, what does we have to do with each other, you still don't tell me." ”

"Grass, what I said is true, I just had a fight with her a while ago, and then she didn't go to school for a few days, and today she suddenly called me and said that she was looking for me for something, called me out, and then came to me, and then what happened just now, if you really say what's wrong, then it can only be said that many days ago, the two of us had a fight, she scolded me a lot, and I scolded her a lot."

"Just for that reason?" Zhou Orangutan had an expression of disbelief on his face.

I looked at Zhou Orangutan, then took a deep breath very calmly, and then smiled at him, "Zhou Orangutan, let me remind you, if you are talking nonsense to Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu will take care of you in the future, I will not be human." ”

"But Little Sixth Brother, do you believe the reason you said, if it's just such a thing, can she reflect so much, you look at her last expression, that ruthless look, it's like she wants to die with you, you said that if you simply scolded her a few words, might this happen."

"Are you stupid? Zhou Orangutan "I scolded Zhou Orangutan "The last sentence, whether to take a bath or go home." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled "hehe", "Don't be angry, don't be angry, little sixth brother." Then Zhou Orangutan said to me, "Go, go, go take a taxi, take a bath, and eat." Anyway, I don't have an appetite now, so let's go to the bubbles first. ”

I glanced at the orangutans, and then didn't say anything, let him pull me, and the two of us got into a taxi, went straight to the bathing center, and opened two baths after entering. When I took off my clothes, I went into the pool, whether it was hot or cold, and almost stung me, and there were four or five small openings on my hands and neck, and I soaked in the big pool, neither speaking nor moving.

After less than five minutes, Zhou Orangutan also came in with two bags of toiletries, he came to my side, and then reached out and touched the water, "My grass, it's so hot." Then Zhou Orangutan said to me, "Little Sixth Brother, how did you go down." ”

I looked around at the orangutans, "Just jump down." ”

"Really? It's hot. ”

"You sit on the edge and slide into the pool, then sit still and you'll get used to it in a few seconds."

"Is it really good?"

"Did I lie to you?"

Zhou Orangutan thought about it, and then I saw a "poof", Zhou Orangutan lay down in the water with his head down, causing countless splashes around, and there were not many people in the bathhouse, but all the people, even the people who were rubbing the bath, all looked at Zhou Orangutan, and everyone's eyes clearly revealed a very important information, "Where did you come from?" ”

Zhou orangutan plopped in the water a few times, and then screamed "boil, boil, boil".

I was really depressed, and reached out and pulled Zhou Orangutan "Don't scream, shut up." ”

Zhou Orangutan stretched out his hand to cover his mouth, and then had a painful expression, which lasted for less than a minute, Zhou Orangutan let go of his mouth "Ah~~" and let out a long breath, and then slowly came to my side, and leaned down, "Ah, quite comfortable." ”

"Zhou orangutan."

"What's the matter, little sixth brother."

"Can you pay attention to your image in the future?"

"Little Sixth Brother, the water is very hot, when I pounced on it just now, I choked on myself, I'm scared now, fortunately I didn't jump up, or I have to plunge to the bottom of the pool."

I took a deep breath, "Can't you see the bottom of such a translucent pool?" Do you think of this as a swimming pool? ”

"When I was a kid, I used the bath as a swimming pool." Then Zhou Orangutan looked at me excitedly, "Little Sixth Brother, aren't you afraid of water?" ”

"What does this have to do with taking a bath, I just got up to my stomach."

"But the last time you fell into the river in the suburbs, it only hit your stomach, and you were scared and fainted, and then you caught a cold and fever."

I glanced at the orangutans around me, "When, is there any?" ”

"Yes, little sixth brother, I'll help you reminisce."

"Zhou orangutan." I roared.

"Here, Little Sixth Brother."

"Want to die?"

"I don't want to." Zhou Orangutan replied very simply.

I was a little helpless, "Since you don't want to, then shut up quickly." ”

Zhou Orangutan let out an "oh", and then looked at me very aggrievedly, "Little Sixth Brother, what contradiction do you have with Xiao Mei." ”

I took a deep breath, and then looked at Zhou Gorilla with some depression, "Orangutan, I'll be serious with you." ”

"Little Sixth Brother, you say."

"I really don't know." Then I was a little helpless, "I don't know why she is crazy to find me, it's that the two of us quarreled a few days ago." ”

"Do you dare to swear?"

I nodded, "Really." ”

"Ah, that's true." Zhou Orangutan leaned next to me, also a little confused, "Then why does she hate you so much, and even used the tactic of stabbing the villain." ”

PS: I wish you all a happy New Year's Day. There are many good things. All wishes come true. 】