790 Captain of the second team of the dragon group, monkey
Since it is a dilapidated urban village, the Internet café is certainly not much better.
The Internet café is on the second floor of a private house, and you have to walk up an iron staircase to get there. As soon as I entered the door of the Internet café, I almost didn't vomit, the smell inside was indescribable, the smell of feet, sweat, smoke, soaked instant noodles, and even a little bit of urine, so many smells combined, it was disgusting.
The people in the Internet cafes are also miscellaneous, with most of them young men in their twenties, shouting, shouting, and insulting one after another, and their quality is not very high. In such a harsh environment, ordinary people may not be able to stay for ten minutes, and I really feel admiration for the thought that the captain of the second team of the dragon group is playing games here.
There weren't many machines in the Internet café, only forty or fifty, and I looked over one by one and found the captain of the second team inside. The gang had told me about the characteristics of the captain of the second team, so I easily found him, a scrawny young man, his body was so skinny, so thin that there was almost no extra meat, so thin that it made people wonder if there was still a famine in our country?
You must know that even if you are a beggar now, you will not lose weight like this if you go to the food stall every day to eat other people's leftovers!
"When you go in, you find the thinnest one, and it's our captain." That's what the man told me before.
In my imagination, even if the captain of the second team is very thin, he must be a fairy wind bone, regardless of Hongchen's thinness, but I didn't expect it to be skinny and malnourished. I walked over to him and saw that he was about twenty-seven or eighteen years old, and it turned out that he was a young captain like Zuo Fei; But he is not as strong as Zuo Fei's aura, he is not only thin, his hair is also unkempt like a chicken nest, and his eyes are dark as if he hasn't slept for three days, as if he is about to fall down when the wind blows.
Seriously, I almost thought I had the wrong person, how could the captain of the second team of the dragon group be like this?
But in the entire Internet café, there really can't be a second thinner than him.
I hesitated, but walked over, stood beside him and tried to shout: "Hello, are you Captain Sun?" ”
"I'm X your fucking big X ratio!"
As soon as this man opened his mouth, I was startled, and then a series of unbearable swear words burst out of his mouth, without even breathing in the middle, as if he had said it thousands of times, tens of thousands of times. At this time, I saw that someone in the game robbed his head, and he was scolding the other party's guy, and this guy was still a regional black, and he seemed to hear that the other party was from Shanxi, and scolded directly: "You don't go down to the mine to dig coal and run to beat your mother's game?" ”
But the key is that this person speaks Shanxi dialect, obviously he is a Shanxi person, and he even asked the other party to dig coal, which is really breathtaking.
There are too many such people in the game, and they will scold if they don't like it at all, and the Mi brother from Fengcheng University of Finance and Economics likes to scold people at every turn in the game. If there is any difference between these two people, it is probably that this person scolds more fiercely and fiercely than Mi Ge, and his level of playing games is indeed higher than that of Mi Ge.
Mi Ge is his own fault, and he has to rely on his teammates, and this person is a teammate who can scold the other party for making a little mistake.
But, no matter which one it is, I don't like it very much, people are not sages, who can do nothing, why are you scolded like this?
If this guy was really the captain of the second team of the dragon team, it would really make my head go big, because this guy was wearing a headset and obviously didn't hear me. So I approached him and said again, "Hello, are you Captain Sun?" ”
This time, because I was close to his ear, he finally heard it.
However, when this person heard the words "Captain Sun", his eyes widened suddenly, and a trace of panic flashed in his eyes.
He jumped to his feet, reached out and pressed my head down hard against the computer desk. I was taken aback, I didn't know why he suddenly made a move on me, and instinctively wanted to fight back, but then I realized that I had no strength to resist in front of this seemingly skinny guy!
Who would have dared to imagine that his body, which was so thin that it looked like it was about to fall down when it was blown by the wind, could burst out with such powerful power!
This time I believe it, he is really the captain of the second team of the dragon group!
Otherwise, I don't believe that a random person in this Internet café has such a strong strength.
Almost instantly, my head was pressed against my computer desk, and then his smoky hand was on my mouth, and I almost fainted. I was secretly surprised in my heart, and when I didn't know what he wanted to do, this man had already lowered his head and whispered: "Don't call me captain in public, I'm a very low-key person, don't let others know my identity!" ”
I see!
The Dragon Group is a very mysterious organization, and it is not an exaggeration to claim to be the No. 1 secret organization in Huaxia, how can it casually reveal its identity?
I asked him in public in the Internet café if he was Captain Sun, which was indeed a bit too abrupt, although the Internet café was very chaotic, and it was difficult for others to hear us, but what if someone with a heart listened to it? This captain is really vigilant, and I want to learn from him!
So Captain Sun treated me like this, I didn't complain at all, it was because I was too thoughtful, and if I was wrong, I had to admit it, and I had to stand up when I was beaten, so I immediately nodded like a chicken pecking rice, indicating that I knew.
Captain Sun breathed a sigh of relief and was about to let me go, when he heard a voice suddenly come from behind him: "What are you two doing here, don't fight here, I'm a place to do business!" ”
It turned out to be the network administrator here, I saw him when I came in, and when I saw someone fighting, I came over to dissuade him in time, and he was really competent. At this time, as long as Captain Sun let me go and said that I had a misunderstanding, there would be nothing, but Captain Sun not only didn't let go of me, but also turned back to the network administrator and said: "This Wang Ba Lamb almost leaked my identity as the captain of the dragon group, don't you give him a lesson?!" ”
Captain Sun's voice was so loud that it could be heard in almost the entire Internet café.
After I heard his words, my brain suddenly "buzzed", what the hell is this Captain Sun, why did he say it himself?!
The network manager said "bah": "As long as you return to the dragon group, you are a liar who opens a martial arts gym!" When are you going to settle the internet bill you owe me? ”
There were also some mocking voices all around: "Monkey, you're here again, you've watched too many TV series, open your mouth and shut up your dragon group all day long!" ”
"If you're the captain of the dragon group, I'll be the boss of the Yamaguchi-gumi!"
"Monkey, you're so powerful, when will you pay back the money you owe me......"
In the face of so many people's ridicule, Captain Sun couldn't stand it a little, waved his hand and said: "Go and go, if you don't believe it, what should you do, when my martial arts hall opens, I will pay you back!" ”
Captain Sun was obviously in a very unhappy mood, and after letting me go, he sat down again and started playing games, and everyone else continued to work hard, and the network administrator also went back.
And I'm still standing in place and confused, what kind of routine is this, how do I feel that my brain is not enough?
But...... Wait a minute......
What did that group of people call him just now?
Monkey?!
I was taken aback, because I was not unfamiliar with the name, and the word "monkey" was often associated with Zuo Fei. And according to the story told to me by Marshal Qinglong before, the monkey is the guide of their group of young people, and it is he who led those young people to create a whole era!
This monkey ...... Is that the monkey who shook the world?
I looked at the young man in front of me who was still playing games frantically, his chicken-nest hair, black eye circles, and thin figure made it difficult for me to believe that he was the legendary monkey, but I had to believe it, because he was the captain of the second team of the dragon group, if it wasn't for that monkey, how could he be the captain of the same name as Zuo Fei and Xiao Hades!
That's right, it must be him!
I didn't expect to meet this legendary figure, and I couldn't help but feel faintly excited in my heart, as if something was going to erupt.
It may be that his identity has changed, or it may be that the "halo effect" has taken effect, in my eyes, his messy hair has become a personality, his dark eye circles have become charm, and although his body is quite thin, he also exudes a super aura!
My voice trembled a little: "Sun, Captain Sun, I'm new here, this is my ID ......"
I don't dare call him a monkey!
I carefully put my ID in front of him, and the monkey looked at the ID while playing the game, and muttered, "Li Dawei...... Five-star ...... Well, the strength is okay! Have you paid your dues? ”
I was stunned: "What dues?" ”
"Hey, that's right, there is a party fee for joining the party, and there is a class fee for joining the class, and if you join the second team of the dragon group, of course, you also have to pay the membership fee, which is used for our usual dinners, activities, etc." The monkey's eyes don't blink, it's still staring at the screen and playing.
I see.
I nodded, this money should indeed be paid, otherwise it would be unsociable, so I asked him how much he should pay?
The monkey was busy, stretched out a palm at me, and said five hundred.
The official members of the Dragon Group receive a national salary of 30,000 yuan every month, and 500 yuan is of course not a big deal. What's more, over the years, I have accumulated countless wealth. So I immediately took out five hundred dollars and handed them to him, and when the monkey got the five hundred dollars, he jumped up excitedly, shouted that he was happy and happy, and said while scattering money everywhere: "Open it, open it, pay you back now, don't chirp crookedly in the future!" ”
But the people in the Internet café took the money, and there were no good words in their mouths.
"Damn, you kid is a newcomer again?"
"Your broken martial arts hall has been able to deceive newcomers, what the hell!"
"Forget it, as long as you can pay it back, you can cheat as much as you like......"
The monkey walked around the Internet café and scattered my five hundred dollars cleanly, and I was dumbfounded and dumbfounded.
When the monkey came back, I asked him, isn't that our activity funding?
The monkey said, "You talk a lot of nonsense, anyway, the money is with me, and when we get together, I will pay for it?" ”
That's a good point, he's the captain anyway, and his salary is much more than ours, so it shouldn't be a problem to pay for the party. Besides, it's only five hundred dollars, so I don't need to dig so deep. I haven't forgotten the purpose of coming here, so I told him about the wanted criminal, saying that my brothers are waiting for you outside.
The monkey listened while still playing the game, and after listening to me, he nodded and said, "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, it's just a wanted criminal, grandpa can do it with one finger." But I'm a little hungry, you go and buy me a cold skin, buy a bottle of Coke, and when I'm full of food and drink, let's go out and kill the thief!" ”