In order to welcome the boss who died outside for more than half a year to go home and continue to lead everyone to live a happy life, Dong Shixiong and others can be said to have hollowed out their hearts and worked hard.

They also know that the boss doesn't care about the pomp and circumstance, but what the boss thinks is his business, and letting the boss know how much they love him is Lao Dong and others' business.

Originally, according to Dong Shixiong's meaning, he contacted a wedding company and hired thirty luxury cars to greet the boss, which must be quite face-saving.

But Wang Defa put forward a different opinion.

It is very face-saving to use a fleet of luxury cars to welcome the return of the boss, but it is also a bad street, and there is no novelty at all.

Who's getting married now, isn't it all doing this?

It's not new, it's really nothing new.

What's new?

Taxi.

From the objective point of view that taxis are more eye-catching, Lao Wang talked endlessly for half an hour, and finally convinced the public.

The problem of the convoy to welcome the boss is solved, so it is the number of people to welcome and the way to welcome.

The number of people is easy to find, and the Southern Group has now developed into a large and large enterprise with more than 300 employees.

Although because of product problems, the employee group is showing a trend of prosperity and decline, but it is no problem to gather enough for a hundred pure masters.

Everyone who came to greet the boss would receive a black suit worth thousands of dollars and big sunglasses worth hundreds of yuan - after this decision was introduced, the female employees of the Southern Group complained to their parents in their hearts, why didn't they turn me into a man in the first place!

After these two problems are solved, there is only a way to welcome the boss home.

What can be done to cause the biggest sensation?

Firecrackers!

Lao Wang, who almost blew his left eye with firecrackers when he was seven years old, still has a soft spot for firecrackers.

In fact, firecrackers have always occupied an unshakable position in the hearts of the Chinese people.

As soon as the firecrackers go off, there is no need to ask carefully, passers-by know that this side is either doing a happy event or mourning-

Hundreds of firecrackers are used to welcome the return of the boss, which is indeed enough atmosphere.

But the point is to ban firecrackers now.

Not only will it pollute the environment, but it will also be fined by the Environmental Protection Bureau, and it will also be regarded as a disturbance by the police, and it will be arrested and interrogated.

"But what is it?"

Lao Wang's doubts were dismissive: "Isn't setting off firecrackers without authorization a fine from the Environmental Protection Bureau?" Is our company out of money? Even if you don't have any money, my old king will pay out of his own pocket, okay? Is 100,000 enough? Inadequate? What about 200,000, what about 300,000! ”

"As for the police holding us accountable for disturbing the peace, that's easy."

When Lao Wang said this, he looked at Chen Dali, with a sinister smile of "you know".

Brother Dali used to be a frequent visitor to the bureau, and the methods used by the police to punish those who disturbed the peace were very clear.

This matter is the most suitable for Brother Dali to deal with the police.

Isn't it just to go in and squat for a few days?

As long as we pay the fine, maybe we can release it that night.

However, as soon as Lao Wang glanced at Brother Dali, he thought of something, and without waiting for him to react, he looked at the dog.

The dog is the number one general under Brother Strong, whether it was when he used to mix in the streets, or after coming to the Southern Group.

Now the boss can't negotiate with the police in person due to special reasons, so this important task naturally has to be completed by the dog.

The dog readily agreed, saying that he hadn't squatted in the detention cell for a long time, and as a result, when he dreamed back many times at midnight, his pillow was wet with tears—

In order to avoid the dog and others who took the lead in turning themselves in and not being picked up by the police, Wu Yujie volunteered, saying that his eldest aunt was the real eldest aunt.

His eldest aunt's cousin was a petty official in the Qingshan North District Bureau.

He can meet the boss of the North District Bureau through the relationship of his cousins and have a "heart-to-heart" communication.

But as Wang now says, the police are much darker than the Environmental Protection Bureau.

Not only did they ask for 300,000 yuan for office activities, but they also asked for two police cars.

After the news came back, Dong Shixiong shouted that these people were simply too dark.

Lao Wang showed the demeanor of a general, and with a wave of his hand, didn't he just spend hundreds of thousands more to buy two police cars?

What is this money and letting the boss feel our love for him?

Thinking of his generous words, after the unanimous vote was finally passed, Lao Wang was proud in his heart, and couldn't help but say: "Boss, this money is really nothing, and you can return safely——"

When Wang Defa said this, he suddenly found that Boss Li, who was always sitting in the car, had a black face like the bottom of a pot.

It may also be blackened by the smoke of firecrackers.

But no matter what, the boss didn't seem happy.

Lao Wang's ability to observe words and emotions is first-class, and after finding that something was wrong, he immediately shrunk his neck and retreated behind Dong Shixiong.

If it weren't for guarding so many people, if it weren't for the fact that he was an absolute confidant, Li Nannan would definitely grab Lao Wang's neck, shake violently and roar: "What is this money? Lao Tzu admits that this amount of money is like a drizzle of sprinkling water compared to Lao Tzu's billions of worth. But no matter how rich Lao Tzu is, is this money blown down from the sky by a strong wind? ”

"Ahem, boss, are you alright?"

Seeing that Li Nanfang showed signs of rampage, Dong Shixiong could only bite the bullet and smile in front.

"It's okay, it's just that I was choked on the smoke just now."

Dong Shixiong is now the first cadre under Li Nannan, an indispensable figure, and his godsister's husband, of course Boss Li has to save face for him, after coughing dryly, he glared at Lao Wang fiercely, saying that this matter is over.

Li Nannan magnanimously forgave Lao Wang, but on the old face of this guy, Wei Mao did not show the slightest happiness, but hung his head lower?

After thinking about it for a while, Li Nannan understood, and sighed: "Alas, Lao Dong, what other surprises have you not come up with?" ”

Dong Shixiong smiled awkwardly and didn't speak.

Needless to say, Li Nannan also knows what the next surprise package is.

More than a dozen news gathering cars painted with radio stations and newspapers and periodicals on their bodies rushed over like a swarm.

Some also go against the grain, regardless of being photographed and fined.

Everyone only cares about whether they can grab the best position and get first-hand information.

For a moment, the sound of slamming the car door open and closed.

Many reporters were hurdling hurdles, carrying reporting equipment on their shoulders, and surrounded Li Nannan's car with a hula sound.

With so many interviews with the media, reporters can come in an orderly manner after the Environmental Protection Bureau and the police leave, which must have been specially arranged by Dong Shixiong.

From these reporters whose faces were full of excitement, Li Nannan could affirm his wallet, and he had to deflate it a little.

"Actually, what Lao Wang said is right, what is this money, as long as everyone is happy. Anyway, the money that has been spent will never be returned. ”

After comforting himself in his heart, Li Nannan raised his hand and rubbed his cheeks, and after making the gentlest and cordial smile in front of the mirror, he stepped out of the car in the courteous action of Chen Dali's left hand on the car door.

"Mr. Li, I'm the little red bean of the red bean video. I would like to ask you a question - who is touching my ass? ”

The question raised by Xiao Hongdou made Li Nannan really stunned: "How do I know who is touching your buttocks?" ”

But soon understood that when Xiao Hongdou was about to ask a question, a veteran who fished in troubled waters and ate tofu took the opportunity to touch her buttocks.

The fact that Xiao Hongdou's buttocks were touched did not arouse the interest of the reporters at the scene.

All of them locked on Li Nannan with their eyes.

I was overjoyed.

Hugh said that the Southern Group did not stuff them with big red envelopes, even if they were to stuff red envelopes for others, as long as they could interview Li Nannan, it was not negotiable.

Who is Li Nannan?

Chinese people?

The founder of the original Tsingshan Southern Group?

Those stupid bosses who stuff them with red envelopes?

Be.

These are.

But it doesn't matter.

The important thing is that he is the first person in modern Chinese history to be interviewed by reporters in front of the public, and he dares to say that he treats a wealthy lady as a lover to support him.

The video of Blue Sky video reporter Xiaobai interviewing Li Nanfang, once circulated on the Internet, the search index of who Li Nanfang was, instantly became so popular that it overwhelmed a South Korean actress who jumped off a building to commit suicide, a certain Oriental actor likes his mother-in-law, and a popular Chinese movie star has mysteriously disappeared for several days.

The actress jumped off the building and committed suicide, the male star likes her mother-in-law and other things, how can Li Nannan dare to "tell" the world, saying that he wants to raise a certain eldest lady as a junior, which makes the men break their hearts and make the women angry?

Celebrities.

Absolute celebrities.

Now that they've finally seen the celebrity himself, can these reporters not rush to his side and ask the questions they want to know the most, holding the microphone high and mouthing as if they were machine guns?

So many people, so many mouths, and so many questions asked, in fact, there are only three things.

First, when Li Nannan announced that he would adopt a certain eldest lady, did he take into account the feelings of women around the world.

Second, what kind of reaction did the eldest lady have when she learned about it.

Third, will he keep more lovers in the future?

Fourth--well, add one for the time being, isn't he afraid of being mottled by global feminists and vowing to tear him to shreds in order to punish him for his brazenness?

Wait, wait.

The messy scenes, the messy questions, the saliva flying, and the screams of a female reporter being touched many times.

After seeing this extremely hot scene, Dong Shixiong and the others, who were squeezed aside, looked at each other and realized that it was not good.

When they invited reporters to interview Boss Li, they made it clear: "All the questions can only revolve around how Boss Li fought wits and courage against the notorious armed traffickers in the waters of the British Three Islands, and finally eliminated harm for the people." ”

But none of these reporters who promised at the beginning asked this, and they all asked Boss Li's personal feelings.

Your sister, isn't this why we spend the boss's money to smear the boss's face?

Fortunately, Li Nannan had the experience of being interviewed once, so in the face of the scandal bombs bombed by reporters indiscriminately, he was able to maintain his facial expression and always retain his smile mode, and he repeatedly said that he had no comment.

There is no comment on this idiom, and it is definitely the most gentle and considerate rejection when you don't want to answer a reporter's question.

Thanks to the people who invented this idiom.

Dong Shixiong and the others thanked in their hearts, and ordered hundreds of brothers under their command to roll over and pull aside these reporters who took people's money but didn't do anything.

Although the number of journalists is large, the staff of the Southern Group is even larger.

There are hundreds of little brothers in black suits and big sunglasses, and they are not standing here as sculptures.

With Chen Dali's continuous order, Hula all came around.