Although curious, Lu Yu didn't plan to ask Ye Qingzhu directly.

He had a hunch, and he wouldn't tell him if he asked Ye Qingzhu.

Curiosity can kill not only cats, but also people.

Women, especially beautiful women, are always fickle.

Lu Yu didn't dare to guarantee that this windy mother-in-law wouldn't suddenly give herself a palm, this girl Cayenne can shoot well, and it's not easier to shoot him than a ripe watermelon.

Ye Qingzhu said coldly: "Lu Yu, I don't mean to look down on you, if it was you three years ago, maybe you could really beat me one day, but you also know that now you are a waste material that is slightly better than waste, you are a smart person, you should not have any unrealistic illusions." ”

Lu Yu smiled: "It seems that your investigation of me is very detailed. ”

"It's more detailed than you think."

"Actually, you're right, but one thing is wrong." Lu Yu is colorful.

"Which point?"

Lu Yu said in a deep voice: "I'm not a waste material, let alone a waste. Whether a person is strong or not does not necessarily depend on whether he can fight or not. ”

Ye Qingzhu said coldly: "That's because you think that I can kill you by raising my hand now, and you are helpless, I said that you are a waste material, you are." ”

Lu Yu said helplessly: "Eldest sister, it's boring if you have to say that, you are playing hooligan." ”

"You ......"

Ye Qingzhu's face was slightly red.

She didn't expect Lu Yu to be so bold that even she dared to tease her.

"Actually, what you said is right, I am a very self-aware person, and I will not fantasize about what special accomplishment it will be to conquer a woman as powerful as you, whether it will make me high every day, and I am not a fool. I agree with your request, say, what's in it for me? Lu Yu asked directly.

If he has a marriage certificate, he may not be able to go to this girl's bed, and without a marriage certificate, he may not be able to go to bed.

This choice is actually not difficult for a calf like him who does not put the so-called face first.

"You're not embarrassed." Ye Qingzhu said disdainfully.

Lu Yu said: "It's not embarrassing, I'm small except for the second child, I am not small, you can directly make me a villain." ”

Ye Qingzhu didn't talk nonsense to him anymore, and directly threw him three needles.

It was not an ordinary embroidery needle, but a steel needle made of alloy, about fifteen centimeters long, which looked like a special weapon.

Lu Yu was a little puzzled.

Ye Qingzhu explained: "These three needles are for you, you can ask me to help you do three things in the future, as long as it is within my ability, anything can be done." ”

Lu Yu took it, and his little eyes suddenly narrowed.

It's obscene.

Ye Qingzhu sneered: "That kind of thing...... Of course not. If you dare to mention it, I'll kill you. ”

The pretty face is frosty, and the poisonous snake spits letters.

"I didn't say anything......" Lu Yu's face was full of innocence.

Ye Qingzhu didn't answer, and his face became even colder.

"Okay, I accept." Lu Yu nodded.

Ye Qingzhu turned around and left.

"Wait." Lu Yu said suddenly.

Ye Qingzhu turned his head, and his eyebrows became more and more cold.

"I haven't seen you smile much, I think if you smile, it is definitely the most beautiful woman face that the master has ever seen in his life, can you give me a smile? I'm talking about this kind of laugh. ”

Lu Yu smiled and showed Ye Qingzhu, revealing two rows of big white teeth, more stupid than a stupid roe deer and more sincere than a pig.

"Do you think your life is too long?" Ye Qingzhu said coldly.

"I'll give you a needle." Lu Yu said directly.

Ye Qingzhu's expression was stunned.

"Do you know how much one of my Ye Qingzhu's needles is worth?" Ye Qingzhu's expression was obviously a little surprised.

Is he really stupid or fake.

Three needles in exchange for a marriage certificate, and one was used up so hastily?

Lu Yu smiled lightly: "I don't know, I'm not interested in knowing, although I am a villain, I am a very literary villain, so I can't be hypocritical once?" I think that in my lifetime, I can see the smiling face of a woman that I will never forget, and it is worth living ten years less, let alone a needle? ”

Ye Qingzhu's expression was a little stunned, and he took the steel needle that had just been sent.

Laughing like him?

He's talking about laughing from the heart.

Did she smile like that after Master died?

The answer is no.

For three years, she hadn't laughed much.

Not to mention this kind of laughter.

It seems that she has forgotten how to laugh.

grinned, the corners of his lips curled slightly, and he looked very embarrassed.

"Eldest sister, please be a little professional, but I also took a needle to change it." Lu Yu said helplessly.

"You...... You close your eyes first. Ye Qingzhu said, his cheeks slightly red.

Lu Yu closed.

About a dozen seconds passed.

"Alright, open it." Ye Qingzhu said leisurely.

Lu Yu opened his eyes, and then everything in the world ceased to exist.

The earth warmed up, and the last of the ice melted.

The sunny day dawned, and the first flowers bloomed.

Breathtaking.

It turns out that there is really such a moving smile in the world, and just one glance can freeze a period of time.

Lu Yu finally understood.

Why did King Zhou You light a three-thousand-mile beacon fire in order to praise him, and tricked the princes of the world just to smile at the beauty.

Why did Tang Xuanzong bury the Tang Dynasty for the sake of Yang Guifei, and he was willing to bury the Tang Dynasty from now on.

In this world, there is really a kind of woman who can be called a curse.

Lu Yu almost drooled when he saw it.

"Have you seen enough?"

Ye Qingzhu's eyes were cold, and he restrained his smile.

Lu Yu grinned and smirked.

Actor, when to use acting skills at this time.

"You're actually a very different villain." Ye Qingzhu said, then turned around and left.

There was one thing she didn't say.

There's nothing wrong with villains.

If a villain has cultivated to the extreme, then he is not called a villain, but a traitor.

Ye Qingzhu walked to the door, and a guy really couldn't hold back, so he ran up and asked, "That's ...... Girl, may I ask you a question? ”

Gu Xichao this guy.

"Ask."

"Why are you only talking to Lu Yu and not me?" Gu Xichao said.

Since he met Lu Yu, he had already doubted his life several times, otherwise he wouldn't have the courage to ask this woman who looked like a poisonous snake.

He really wanted to know what kind of anti-heaven advantage Lu Yu had in this bastard that he hadn't discovered.

In that way, even if he loses, he can lose a little more willingly.

"Actually, you have one thing in common with him, your faces are very white." Ye Qingzhu said.

This is the truth, Gu Xichao is pampered, and he has not deliberately sunned, and his face is very white. 》≠》≠，

Lu Yu is because of his physique, no matter how he tans, his skin is still very good, or he would have become disabled if he hadn't drunk the northland wind and snow in the mountains for three years.

Gu Xichao listened attentively.

Ye Qingzhu continued: "But you're just a little white face, and he's ...... I think he has the potential to become a white-faced Cao Cao. ”

After she finished speaking, she left Gu Xichao stunned, turned around and left.

At this moment, an extremely noisy voice suddenly broke out in the booth on the second floor, Tang Mengmeng ran down crying, saw Lu Yu, and pulled his arm: "Xiao Qilang, it's not good, there's a fight inside, and a crazy woman wants to scratch Sister Allure's face!" ”

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