Chapter 155: Get out of the way!!
The Spring Festival is a big day, and almost the whole city is dispatched. Therefore, the market is also bustling and very crowded.
Chu Yan changed into a simple men's dress, shook a big fan in her hand, and swaggered into the Qinglou in the surprised eyes of everyone. When she went out, Yu'er was still worried that Chu Yan was cold, so she wrapped her in layers of clothes, and almost didn't make Chu Yan depressed. So this time, Chu Yan's pretend image is really like a weak little white face, with a sick face. So it is inevitable that people will mistakenly think that it is caused by indulging in wine.
Facing those people who were staring at him, Chu Yan thought: Are these people coveting my beauty? Or are you jealous of my personable master?
Actually, Chu Yan thought too much, but people just thought that it was so cold at night in April that they still shook their fans? I'm not afraid of freezing to death!! Hey, it's really sick, sick!! “
Of course, these Chu Yan will not know. Anyway, she remembered that in the costume dramas she watched, women would bring an artifact to the Qinglou.
Why is that?
This is because the fan has the following functions.
One, \t make people's attention on your fan, and actively ignore which chapter of your face. Of course, Chu Yan doesn't need this.
Second, \t shaking the fan is something that elegant people will do, all year round, rain or shine, the fan is shaken, and I have the demeanor.
Three, \t fan, this kind of thing, in case someone plots against themselves, it can be used as a weapon!! Have you seen it, there are so many fans, flying in the sky!! Whew, the kind that's more powerful than a sword.
Retracting her reverie, Chu Yan touched her nose and walked in brightly, but how could she look at the girls in the lobby, and they were not as enchanting and beautiful as the women in the Qinglou before?
Chu Yan was very, very disappointed by this. But what does it mean that those girls are hiding from themselves? Yes???
Chu Yan's eyes widened, staring at the girls who were hiding from her, and shouted, "Where's Mom?" ”
"Hey, it's coming!!"
A scantily dressed middle-aged woman immediately twisted her huge buttocks, laughing and trembling, and the fat powder on her face fell down.
Chu Yan subconsciously shrunk her neck, thinking, this mother, she definitely has no vision, what the hell is this red face??? Is there too much rouge to use?
However, before Chu Chang could figure it out, the mother took the initiative to come over, grabbed Chu Chang, and said with a smile: "Ouch, son, you haven't been here for a long time~~~"
I rub, when have I been here with you??
Chu Yan rolled her eyes, and said angrily, "Get your top card." ”
Since the other colors can't be seen, the top card should be visible, right?
Chu Yan's virtue, if she is really a man, she must be a merry man. The mother glanced at Chu Yan a few times with a strange expression, and then smiled: "Girl, do you have a habit in that area?" It's okay, you say it, mom I won't tell anyone!! ”
it!! Is it credible? Chu Yan involuntarily cast her eyes on the mother's big red lips, this mouth, so big, can it hold the wind?
Besides, what are your fetishes? What kind of fetish, Mom, you can explain it!!
Seeing Chu Yan's ignorant look, the mother looked at it privately, and then lowered her voice and said: "Girl, don't worry, it's not embarrassing to like a woman, you, just rest assured that you will be a son with me." ”
••••••• the think of yourself as gay!!! Chu Yan is angry, where does he look like a homosexual? ? 、
So, Chu Yan hooked the mother's neck in front of her, and asked gently, "Mom, do I look like someone who likes girls?" Besides, who told you I was a woman? ”
The mother covered her lips and smiled, her eyes were full of: I understand, I understand, "Okay, son, it's my mother, I'm clumsy, clumsy, childe, childe is not weird!" ”
"Then why don't you go and get me the top card!!"
Chu Yan let out an indignant sound, and suddenly, the people around the girl turned their heads in surprise to look in the direction of Chu Chang's side.
Chu Yan patted her little heart, fortunately, her voice was not good, and her voice was a little indistinguishable, at most it was like a father-in-law's voice.
"Everybody continue, continue~~~"
Knowing that the lord in front of him is not easy to provoke, and the mother is also a person of color, looking at Chu Yan's clothes, she is either rich or expensive. This identity must also be noble.
"Childe, the top brand is now serving adults who think they are adults, you see, our four beauties, just selected yesterday, can you choose one to accompany you?"
After speaking, her mother clapped her hands behind Chu Yan, and called a few red-faced women, who painted makeup as if they were going to be cremated, and had absolutely nothing to do with beauty.
Chu Yan suddenly, her stomach twitched hard, and then she bent down and began to regurgitate. This mother is really tasteful and different.
As soon as the four girls came over, they immediately surrounded Chu Yan, and they had the determination to serve her well today, and they all wanted to stick to Chu Yan.
"Mom, I won't say it a second time, I want to be the top card, don't want to use these people to fool me!!"
Just kidding, Miss Chu is a group of you warblers and warblers, Yanyan doesn't know if they are human or ghosts, can you mess around casually? Chu Yan's face sank, and the anger around her body was fully revealed, the mother was used to seeing big scenes, and she was a little weak in the face of Chu Yan's momentum for a while.
Yourself, shouldn't you have met a Jiangyang thief?
The mother forced out a smile, dispersed the four women, and said with a smile: "Childe, seriously, the top card is really serving an adult!! ”
Hehe, serving others? Destroying is Chu Yan's favorite thing to do. interrupting others when they are happy, Chu Yan has not done it once or twice.
So, Miss Chu was familiar with the road, sent the mother away, and slipped up by herself.
The entire second floor was filled with all kinds of screams, laughter, and moans, and it was hard to say that under the stimulation of such an environment, few men could endure it, unless there was something wrong with some aspect of function.
Generally, most of the top rooms are in the corner, in the middle of the position, so that the guests on both sides can see the face of the head card when they come out, plus this most central position, it is also the safest, even if someone comes to search, the middle position is always conducive to escape.
Chu Yan swaggered all the way, pretending to be addicted, and shook to the central room.
Tsk, it's really hi inside!!
Chu Yan stood outside the door, and she could hear the frolicking sound inside, as well as the voice of the woman begging for mercy, and she didn't know what she was doing. However, it must be a good thing to think about. Miss Chu made up her mind and was about to go in and make a fuss, but a drunken voice sounded behind her: "Yo!! The little boy looks good!! Have fun with your grandfather!! ”
Chu Yan turned her head and saw a salty pig hand stretched out towards her, the owner of that hand, Chu Yan seemed to have seen it, what kind of rich child Xu is.
didn't think too much about it, Chu Yan moved a little unfavorably and dragged the salty pig hand to his side, dodged his body, and then punched the man's abdomen, fast and ruthless, the man spit out a mouthful of wine, and the disgusting Chu Yan poured out his appetite.
"His grandmother's, does the slut still want to rebel? Do you know who I am, uncle? ”
The man covered his stomach, raised his head in pain, stared at Chu Yan with a pair of drunken eyes, and a foul smell came out of his mouth, making people want to vomit.
Chu Yan took two steps back, a layer of cold sweat was already on her body, stuck to the door, and smiled: "Slut is talking about yourself?" Hey, that's self-aware!! ”
The man's face darkened, and he raised his slap and was about to hit Chu Yan.
it!! Do you still dare to do it with the master?
Chu Yan didn't say a word, clenched her fist and attacked the man. Who knows, the seemingly stupid person actually sinisterly hooked his lips and smiled, grabbed Chu Yan's fist, and pinched it tightly.
You know that feeling of being held in your hand by something greasy, slimy? Miss Chu didn't catch her breath, and immediately coughed in her throat, eager to cough out her heart and lungs!
The man looked Chu Yan up and down obscenely, licked his lips, and said with a drunken voice: "Looking at the hands, it's actually a beauty!! Lao Tzu earned it tonight!! ”
"I'll earn you uncle!! Groove !! ”
Chu Yan gasped, her body had not yet recovered neatly, her strength was insufficient, and she couldn't break free from this person's grip at all, but how could Chu Yan be the one who would admit defeat so easily? Aiming at the man's lower three ways, the man clamped his hands, flipped over, broke free of the man's control, and when his body was about to land, he supported it with one hand, and at the same time swept towards the man's crotch with one foot.
It's just that Chu Chang is wrong today, and she underestimated the enemy! The man seemed to see that Chu Yan's body was not very sharp, and when Chu Yan's feet were about to fall on his crotch, he narrowly grabbed Chu Yan's feet, and then smiled proudly, revealing two yellow teeth, and suddenly Chu Yan's heart was churning again. It was at this gap that the big yellow tooth actually lifted Chu Yan violently and threw it back!
Although Chu Yan rolled on the spot a few times and slowed down her strength, she also suffered a loss, lying on the ground and coughing violently. What the hell, I shouldn't have had a nerve out today!!
"Ouch, what's going on?"
The guests who heard the movement below raised their heads one after another, in a place like the Qinglou, there have always been many troublemakers, and after the mother was appeased, the flower guests continued to drink and have fun, making the beauties laugh.
Chu Yan was holding on to the ground, and her body really had no strength.
She was actually very angry: Big brother, can you consider the feelings of your opponent when you fight with others? Is it really good to go out without brushing your teeth like this? Won't the girls here throw up when they see you?
The man walked towards Chu Yan step by step, picked his teeth with his fingers, and suddenly churned Chu Yan's disgusting stomach! Your uncle, when the master catches you, it's strange if you don't pull out your front teeth!! Makes you come out disgusting people!!
"Stop!!"
Suddenly, there was a sound of neat footsteps downstairs, coupled with the person's serious voice, Chu Yan lay on the ground, and in this extremely unsightly posture, he could guess that except for Shen Jinyi, no one could say the word stop like this, and the rules were in order.
"Ouch, Childe, you, what are you doing with the official? Our family is a serious businessman~~~"
Seeing Shen Jinyi's footsteps, the mother walked directly upstairs, and hurriedly came over to block Shen Jinyi.
Shen Jinyi frowned, and said word by word: "Please get out!" ”
Please get out of here!!
These words really didn't insult Shen Jinyi's identity as the champion!!! How kind!!
When the mother heard this, she immediately shuddered, and then was pulled to the back by the officers and soldiers behind Shen Jinyi.