After all, it's troublesome.

In the end, we finalized the beautiful man plan, and the protagonist of the plan is naturally ...... Golden.

Although the golden retriever does not have the Peugeot of his glasses brother, he is also a handsome guy if he takes care of it, and after wearing a pair of glasses, it is estimated that it is also Kardashian's dish.

Kardashian became a rich woman after marrying Stephen, and she didn't have to work the catwalk. However, she has not cut off contact with her former friends, and often drinks tea together and does maintenance or something.

Originally, we wanted to do it while she was having coffee with her girlfriends, but Stephen's security was so good that we didn't have a chance at all.

can't be strong, it's easy to startle the snake, so it's hard for Stephen to find out and dig out the line of Yaoyao.

However, after some twists and turns, Kardashian still showed flaws.

Here's the thing, in the past, Kardashian used to go for tea, coffee, or maintenance. We wanted to get closer, but Stephen directly chartered the venue and didn't give it a chance at all.

But this time it's different, Kardashian is going to see a show, which is a large-scale catwalk event, with very high specifications, and they are all big names. Any person is worth far more than Stephen, and he can't do it if he wants to take over the field here.

We approached the person in charge of the venue, gave us some money, and asked him to give us a few spots, still a place to advance from Kardashian.

The person in charge of the venue is a sissy, and she speaks with a blue finger. A few of us are disgusted when we look at it, and we want to leave when we do things, and we don't want to stay longer.

But the sissy grabbed the wrist of the gold-wire glasses, and said with her eyebrows like silk: "Little brother! Are you interested in catwalking? ”

Brother glasses shook off his hand with some disgust and said, "I won't." ”

"I'll teach you!" The sissy grabbed Brother Glasses' wrist again, and the other hand touched his chest muscles, saying, "This figure is okay." ”

"I don't want to learn!" The glasses brother who was anointed with oil was extremely unhappy and threw off his sissy.

Seeing this, the sissy's face was also cold, and she said, "Yo! What a temper! If you don't learn, then our cooperation won't have to continue, and your money will be returned! ”

"Don't!" The golden retriever said: "There is something to discuss, it's okay if he doesn't go to me!" Sissy sister, I also have pectoral muscles, you see! ”

Saying that, the golden retriever began to show his chest muscles, to be reasonable, his chest muscles are bigger than Brother Glasses, and he can jump, but Sister Niangniang doesn't seem to be interested, and she is still very angry.

"You're a sissy." The sissy stretched out her orchid finger and almost hit the golden retriever's face, and said, "Your whole family is a sissy." ”

The golden retriever was sprayed by the sissy and her face was full of spitting stars, and she was immediately defeated.

Brother glasses also couldn't bear it, gritted his teeth and said to me, if it doesn't work, use force, beat the sissy violently, and then threaten him with death, I'm not afraid that he won't obey.

Hearing this, I immediately shook my head. Even if the sissy gives in at the moment, the rest of the matter will not be easy. We can't point a gun at someone every day, and besides, we can't do things that can be done in a while.

"No, we're going to add another 10 percent to the money?" I asked, I am not short of money, and in my opinion, anything that can be settled with money is not a problem.

The sissy shook her head and said, "It's not about money, it's about people." ”

I looked at the sissy and looked at the glasses brother with some embarrassment. Brother glasses is a dignified person, not like a golden retriever, undignified, like a street hooligan.

One of my eyes, just a little helpless pleading, he sighed and said, "Say it! How to learn. ”

"Isn't that right?" The sissy twisted her waist, patted her hand, and said with a smile: "Originally, my sister Fei was not an unreasonable person, but a male model in the last round of the show had her waist twisted, and she couldn't go on stage, so I had no choice but to make up for you." ”

"Still going on stage?" Brother glasses' face changed immediately.

"Or else?" The sissy fiddled with the waist of the glasses brother and said, "If you are not allowed to go on stage, will you let you go to bed?" I'm not just a random person. ”

"I..." Brother Glasses looked at me with an ugly face as if he had eaten.

I also shook my head helplessly, and I could only sympathize. The golden retriever patted Brother Glasses on the shoulder and gloated: "Brother Glasses, maybe you will become a supermodel in the future, with an annual salary of over 100 million, and you will reach the peak of your life, and you will no longer have to do our kind of work." ”

"Get out!" Brother glasses lifted his foot and kicked Golden Retriever's ass.

I'm also a little guilty about Brother Glasses, but there's nothing I can do. But then again, the sissy can't do anything to him, at most it's just smearing oil, which is better than letting the brothers hack and kill.

But things were far from being as simple as I thought, my ultimate goal was to test the drug, I didn't think about letting anyone die, and I didn't expect things to get so bad.

In fact, to be reasonable, Brother Glasses is not our main direction of attack, in the final analysis, it is just an accident, an accident created by a sissy.

Mine is still a golden retriever in the final analysis, and I spent a lot of money in order to create an image for him. I also got a bottle of expensive men's perfume, saying that there were hormones in it, and when I smelled it, it made women feel it, like an aphrodisiac.

On the day of the catwalk, the golden retriever sat next to Kardashian and gave Kardashian a wink. However, Kardashian didn't seem to react, and she was not interested in the little glasses of the golden retriever at all.

The golden retriever also tried his best, but he didn't attract Kardashian's attention at all, and no one took care of him.

"Brother Yu! What's the situation? I spent more than 100,000 yuan on this outfit, and what kind of perfume did you get, why didn't anyone take a look? The golden retriever asked me in distress, "No, I'll go up and try it?"

"Don't go up, wait first." I looked at Kardashian. She was dressed in a backless dress, with a pair of white legs exposed, a pair of diamond-encrusted high heels on her feet, and no stockings.

She smiled and looked very confident, even domineering. This kind of woman is indeed the most difficult to get it, and it is estimated that it will not be possible to do it with the non-mainstream behavior of the golden retriever.

"Do you know how lust is indulged?" I taught the golden retriever: "This kind of woman, there are too many men to choose from, and even some of them are despicable men, if you pursue her more, the more she looks down on you, you do the opposite, maybe there will be miraculous effects." ”

"The other way around?" The golden retriever pondered this sentence, but he still couldn't understand it.

"To put it bluntly, you can't chase her, let her chase you backwards, become curious about you, and then have a desire to conquer." I continued, "Do you understand? ”

The golden retriever stared at me, shook his head slowly, and said, "I don't understand!" ”

I couldn't help but sigh helplessly, this kind of sister skill is indeed a bit profound.

"Brother Yu! Are you sick, don't women always let others chase you? Why do you still let people chase after you? ”

"You are like this, you take a glass of red wine and go up and talk to her." I commanded: "Then you pour the red wine on her clothes, and then pretend to force a little bit to say how much, I will pay!" ”

The golden retriever was dumbfounded and said, "Brother Yu! Aren't you looking for death with this trick? Even if Kardashian doesn't pump me, his bodyguards will have to smoke too! ”

"Pump you, you'll smoke them!" I said, "How many bodyguards are you afraid of a killer?" ”

"It's not a question of fear." The golden retriever asked: "Doesn't this make the girl hate me?"

"Just make her hate you." I laughed and said, "Since you can't make her like you in a short period of time, then let her hate you in a short period of time, this is the iron law of flirting." ”

"Does this iron law of yours have any justification?" The golden retriever asked, he was not stupid, and of course he would not believe in any iron or not.

"Of course, let her remember you first! Just remember that you have a chance to understand? If you're a passerby, people won't want you to get up. I continued to teach, "Besides, there is a reason in love? Is there a reason for a woman to be a big-chested and brainless animal? ”

"Looks like it's too!" The Golden Retriever nodded thoughtfully.

I immediately had someone get him a glass of red wine and let him do it. The golden retriever took the red wine and headed for the Kardashians.

Everyone came to see the show, in fact, to put it bluntly, it was to make friends in high society, a glass of red wine, and turn around casually.

To paraphrase Ge You's words: cheat to eat, cheat, cheat All fucking nasty embryos.

Before the golden retriever approached Kardashian with a wine glass, he was stopped by two bodyguards, who looked unkind and did not let the golden retriever pass.

To be reasonable, I'm still a little worried about Stephen's bodyguard, after all, Stephen has seen us and may describe my appearance to his subordinates.

However, the golden retriever wears makeup and glasses, so he should not be recognizable. Besides, no matter how good Stephen's memory is, it's just a description. I don't believe he could draw a portrait for all to circulate, if we would have been served in one pot long ago.

"Let him come." Kardashian hooked her fingers.

We who thought we were desperate, but when we heard this, we couldn't help but be happy. The golden retriever also straightened his sleeves, snorted coldly at the two bodyguards, bumped their shoulders very pretendly, and walked over.

The golden retriever has a button monitor on him, and if he can hear it, I can hear it.

"I know you." Kardashian played with the crystal goblet and said.

"Huh?" The golden retriever was stunned, a little unsure of how to answer.

"I know you with glasses." Kardashian covered her mouth and smiled, then blinked ambiguously, and said, "What about your other brother?" I bring glasses, too. ”

"Uhh ”

"Really? That's great. Kardashian looked expectant.

Seeing this, the golden retriever was a little embarrassed. He was holding the red wine, not knowing whether to splash it on Kardashian or not, just looking at me.

I'm just going to give him a look, do you have to think about it? Specify not to splash! The main purpose of pouring red wine is to make her remember you, but now she remembers you, and she still splashes yarn!

However, the golden retriever obviously misunderstood what I meant, and he directly raised his hand and poured the red wine on the Kardashian ditch.

"Huh!" I'm also speechless, I can only hehe.

"Brother Yu! The Golden Retriever looks like he's messed things up, right? Why are you still laughing? A younger brother asked.

"You stupid! I've been with Brother Yu for so long, I don't know Brother Yu's habits? Another younger brother scolded: "Stupid, stinky stupid, hehe! This is the incremental relationship of Brother Yu's scolding, understand? ”

"Oh!" The little brother nodded, pointed at the golden retriever and said, "But the plan doesn't seem to have failed!" ”

We all looked along and saw Kardashian looking at the golden retriever ambiguously, and then stretched out her fingers to glue the liquor from the ditch and put it in her mouth.

Her thick lips were holding fingers, her eyes were fixed on the golden retriever, and she said in ecstasy: "Naughty! ”

Hearing this, the golden retriever was shocked, as if he had a cold war, from his head to his toes.

I'm grassy!

This Kardashian is too good at flirting, right?

"Let's go!" Kardashian grabbed the golden retriever's tie and said, "Help me do the laundry." ”

The two of them went directly into the women's toilet one after the other. This washes clothes, and let's play in the water directly! The two of them went into the toilet and didn't come out for a long time, I was a little worried, after all, I was a thief and I was afraid that the golden retriever would be killed.

But when I crept into the women's bathroom, I immediately realized that I was worried about it. Because in one of the cubicles of the toilet, the Golden Retriever was gasping for breath with Kardashian and making some kind of dirty deal.

"You help me get my glasses brother, you have the sweetness to eat."

"I don't! If you get along with Brother Glasses, will you still take care of me? Give me back the sweetness, liar. ”

"Don't worry! I'll get wet with rain and dew, he has it, and you can't do without it. ”

Hearing this, I stopped listening, turned around and walked out of the women's bathroom, scolded the livestock, and went back to watch the show.

When Brother Glasses walked the catwalk, Kardashian and Golden Retriever also came out of the toilet, probably to see Brother Glasses on the catwalk.

But I have to say that Brother Glasses is really in good shape. He walked on the catwalk topless, wearing a large pair of pants and slippers, and standard glasses.

If it weren't for the designer introducing the design concept of the pants and slippers and glasses he wore, I would have thought that the glasses brother was here to sell meat.

When Kardashian looked at Brother Glasses, her eyes glowed green, just like a female leopard who had been hungry and thirsty for many years, and she wanted to pounce on her.

After the glasses brother left, the whole show ended, and the designer took the model to thank everyone, and the curtain was completely closed.

Our affairs are also a bit eyebrow-raising, and we are in touch with Kardashian.

However, the golden retriever seemed to be a little tired, he avoided everyone, especially Brother Glasses, pulled me aside, and said, "Brother Yu! I discussed it with Kardashian......"

He rambled on nothing more than the ugly thing I had just heard in the toilet. The Golden Retriever meant to get some sleeping pills in the bowl of the glasses brother at night, put him to sleep, and then send him to the Kardashian bed. Of course, it's best to get some viagra or something in sleeping pills, so that the glasses brother becomes a macho man.

"I'm grass! You don't even spare your own brother? "I said, this trick is too poisonous, if you let Brother Glasses know, you have to peel off the skin of the golden retriever.

"I can't help it! That's the only way to get the Kardashians. Golden Retriever said: "And Kardashian said that at night at her house, that is, Stephen's house, if we enter Stephen's house, we may be able to find any clues." ”

"You can't use Viagra." I refused, "But you can put a little sleeping pill in it." ”