Volume 1 Listen to sad songs and watch happy dramas 0094 Uncle is so handsome
"Are you still shameless? This is our ticket, why should you give it to them. ”
"You...... It's shameless for you to rob us of our tickets and return the staff. ”
"It's really shameless, I've never seen such a shameless person."
"Give us back our tickets."
…… The eyes of the four beautiful girls are red, and the students who have not yet stepped out of the ivory tower have never seen such an ugly phenomenon.
Zheng Qinghua was a little weak-hearted, and even the people behind him couldn't stand it, but considering his face, he whispered: "Zheng Qinghua, you have passed a little." ”
Huang Baolin was proud of the spring breeze at the moment, he didn't see Wang Haiyan in his arms at the moment can the charming eyes drip water, she rubbed her fullness recklessly, she didn't mean to refuse.
The strong hormonal stimulation made him get carried away, and he said with a grin: "What if Lao Tzu is robbing your tickets?" You bite Lao Tzu. ”
Su Zhe sneered and said to Xie Yuqing, "Did you record it?" ”
Xie Yuqing nodded her little head: "Uncle, all the processes have been recorded." ”
"Okay, upload it on the Internet now, help this surnamed Zheng become famous, let everyone see his face, by the way, and this Huang Shao, not only brazenly grabbed tickets, but also played hooligans in public, which is immoral, I don't know whose rights it is."
Su Zhe pointed to Huang Shao's hand that was still on Wang Haiyan's chest and said indifferently.
"Wait!" Zheng Qinghua and Huang Baolin's faces changed drastically, and they said in unison.
"Why should I wait? Which green onion are you? Rain and sunshine, upload. Su Zhe calmly showed his disdain.
"Okay, uncle, I've edited the title, it's called the vicious dog with thick thighs." Xie Yuqing's excited smile flushed.
"If you are paralyzed, you are looking for death." Zheng Qinghua and Huang Baolin were anxious, and reached out to grab the mobile phone in Xie Yuqing's hand.
Su Zhe's face sank: "I think it's you who are looking for death." ”
"Bang bang" twice, Zheng Qinghua flew out, hit the seat and fell to the ground.
Huang Baolin was not spared, but he was lucky, and he just hit Wang Haiyan's chest, making him soft and comfortable.
It's just that Wang Haiyan was unlucky, after a violent impact on the breast augmentation, the silicone prosthesis filled in it was displaced, and the two Mimi were one high and one low, which looked extremely weird.
"Ah, my chest ......" Wang Haiyan let out a super high-decibel scream, covering her fake chest and jumping around.
Everyone was dumbfounded, Nima, this Mimi is also running around, it looks so scary.
Huang Baolin was even more stunned, and the coveted Fengting turned out to be fake? Is that handsome face also fake?
Su Zhe didn't expect this scene to appear, he had already shocked Huang Baolin before, but Wang Haiyan, the woman, actually used her eyes to stimulate the fool to muster up the courage to continue to grab the position.
What he hates the most is this kind of green tea, so when he taught Huang Baolin a lesson, he made her suffer a little too, but he didn't expect to make such a big oolong.
Out of the spirit of humanitarianism, Su Zhe kindly said: "You go to the hospital quickly, and the surgery in time can be repaired." ”
Looking at his serious appearance, the four beautiful girls almost laughed.
Wen Xi couldn't breathe with a smile, and rubbed Su Zhe's arm around: "Uncle, you are so bad." ”
Feng Chime also snatched his other arm, and said charmingly: "Uncle, don't look at her so big, but it's fake, although ours is not that big, but it's all real material." ”
Wen Ya nodded her little head and straightened her chest with a considerable scale: "We are all real, I don't believe you can check it." ”
Su Zhe touched his nose in embarrassment, "Okay, don't make a mess." ”
"Paralyzed, you dare to hit me, looking for death."
Zheng Qinghua got up with difficulty with the help of his subordinates, and yelled at his temporary subordinates: "Paralyzed, are you all blind, give it to me, kill him." ”
This can poke the hornet's nest: "Zheng Qinghua, we were transferred to maintain order, not your thugs, pay attention to Lao Tzu when you speak, no matter how clean your mouth is, don't blame me for turning my face." ”
"Who are you scolding paralyzed, we are all dispatched to help, but we are only responsible for maintaining order, not your subordinates, let alone your thugs, you scold again, Lao Tzu can't kill you."
"Grass, you J8 thing, I've put up with you for a long time, you really want to hug other people's thighs, if you have the ability, find the field yourself, don't pull the old men into the water."
"If you slap a horse to a level like you, Lao Tzu is also knowledgeable, and if you want to fight yourself, Lao Tzu is especially not suitable for your gun."
…… The temporary staff had long been dissatisfied with the appearance of the villain who scolded Fang Yu before, and just now in front of the public, he blatantly hugged people's thighs, grabbed people's seats, and was as cheap as a dog, and now they dare to scold them, and order them to go up to help him fight, and suddenly it broke out, and you squirted Zheng Qinghua's scolding blood with a word.
Zheng Qinghua reacted at this time, he is a member of the Ministry of Culture, and he needs to hug Huang Baolin's thigh, and everyone else is transferred from other departments, not to mention that Huang Baolin's father is just a director, he is the minister of the Ministry of Culture, and there is no need for people to slap him.
Before the temporary work team finished scolding, the crowd of onlookers began, "Still maintaining order, what a fox and a fake tiger garbage." ”
"Who are these people, what a dirty eye."
"We were originally here to see the goddess's performance, but why did we encounter these dirty things."
"There are too many people with low quality in this society now."
"I think it's still too light, and this kind of J8 thing is underbeaten."
…… Seeing that the anger was aroused, Zheng Qinghua's face turned pale, and he pointed at Su Zhe and said viciously: "You are waiting for Lao Tzu." ”
Su Zhe reached out and grabbed his finger, and it was broken with a "click", and Zheng Qinghua let out a terrible howl like a wolf.
"I hate it when people threaten me, if you dare to say a word, I promise you to crawl out, get out!"
Su Zhe was really annoyed, he had a ticket to take advantage of, but he was made like a monkey by a group of pretending children, and he was still standing, which made him feel so tired that he was tired.
He didn't do it before, because he thought that this was Yu Fei's first concert, so he didn't want to do much, but he didn't expect these dog things to be endless.
A terrifying murderous aura firmly locked Zheng Qinghua, Zheng Qinghua felt as if he was in Shura Hell, trembling with fright, his crotch was hot, and the smell of urine came to his nose.
Su Zhe frowned in disgust and shouted: "Get out!" ”
"I'll get out, I'll get out!" Zheng Qinghua left in embarrassment with his legs between his legs, he really didn't have the face to stay here anymore.
Huang Baolin, who was also frightened, didn't even care about Wang Haiyan, who was crying with his chest covered, turned around and left.
"Stop!" Su Zhe suddenly shouted.
Huang Baolin turned around and asked inwardly, "We're all leaving, what else do you want to do?" ”
"She's your girlfriend, right?" Su Zhe pointed at Wang Haiyan.
"I don't know her."
Huang Baolin's face was full of disgust, and if he had augmented his breasts, he had augmented his breasts, and there were many breast augmentations and plastic surgery in recent years, nothing unusual.
But he made a fool of himself in public, and there were two friends next to him, and he couldn't afford to lose this person, so he naturally denied it.
Wang Haiyan's heart was cold when she heard this, and a deep sadness rose in her heart, is this the golden beetle son-in-law she wants to fish? She laughed self-deprecatingly in her heart, and suddenly felt that her previous self was so ridiculous.
A sneer tugged at the corner of Su Zhe's mouth: "You don't know? Well, you kissed her and touched her just now, we have filmed it, can I think that you are insulting this young lady, Yuqing, call the police, just say that there are people here who are playing hooligans, we have evidence. ”
"Good!" Yuqing happily took out her mobile phone and began to dial, for her, all this tonight was too exciting.
"No, I know her, I know her, she's my girlfriend."
Huang Baolin panicked when he heard this, he knew how much Wang Haiyan hated him at the moment, if he went to the police station, Wang Haiyan bit back and said that he was rude, even if he protected him, I am afraid that he would have a bad reputation as an indecent woman in the future, so that he could not raise his head.
Hurriedly reached out to pull Wang Haiyan, but Wang Haiyan shook off his hand and ignored him, he was irritable, pulled Wang Haiyan up, and pulled her out.
Su Zhe stretched out his hand and grabbed his wrist, and sneered: "You hugged and touched and kissed before, just now you said it wasn't your girlfriend, and now you say it's your girlfriend, I doubt your character, you won't want to kidnap this young lady." ”
Huang Baolin wants to die, Nima, Lao Tzu just came to see a concert, and just wanted to save face in front of his friends, why did he end up with a charge of indecent assault and kidnapping, and glared at Su Zhe viciously: "What do you want to do?" ”
Su Zhe's eyes were cold, "Are you threatening me?" ”
Huang Baolin's heart trembled, thinking of the twists and turns of Zheng Qinghua's fingers, he suddenly lost his temper in fright, and hurriedly accompanied the smiling face: "Big brother, what are you talking about, how dare I danger you, you say, what should I do now?" ”
Su Zhe looked at Wang Haiyan's pear blossom with rain, and had to hold her displaced prosthesis, and sighed in his heart, women, really, fortunately, my women are not such goods.
"This young lady is injured because of you, isn't it?"
The 100,000 grass and mud horses in Huang Baolin's heart rushed by, what is it caused by Lao Tzu, it is obvious that you kicked Lao Tzu.
But now he dared to say nothing, and said with a bitter face: "Yes, I caused it." ”
"It's good for you to admit it, as the so-called murder pays for life, debts are repaid, since you have caused harm to this young lady, should you compensate her."
Su Zhe said quietly, the four beautiful girls looked at him with little stars in their eyes, to say that they just had a good impression of him just now, now they really feel it, wow, uncle is so handsome!
Huang Baolin breathed a sigh of relief, what can be solved with money is not a matter, he was frightened by Su Zhe, now as long as he is let go, he is willing to pay any price, and immediately took out the check book boldly: "Big brother, you name the number, I will write the check now." ”
"I don't believe in checks, this young lady, give him your bank card number, let him transfer it to you, and pay you one million!" Su Zhe said softly to Wang Haiyan.
Wang Haiyan was a little confused, what kind of rhythm is this, shouldn't this man hate himself? How can you help yourself.
Su Zhe urged impatiently, "Hurry up." ”
Wang Haiyan subconsciously took out her wallet, took out her bank card and handed it to Huang Baolin.
Huang Baolin took out his mobile phone with a painful face and started to transfer money, and waited until Wang Haiyan received the text message before he said with a smile: "Big brother, I can go." ”
"You can go, remember, don't look for this young lady again." Su Zhe looked at him seriously, with a hint of warning in his tone.
"No, no, I won't look for her again." Huang Baolin was amnesty, and dragged a few friends away.
Wang Haiyan looked at Su Zhe, choked with tears in her eyes, and said, "Thank you." ”
Su Zhe said noncommittally: "I advise you not to watch the concert either, let's hurry up and get busy, it's better to leave Yanjing, don't let that kind of scum find you again." ”