Chapter 92: Peony
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Early in the morning of Saturday, the nervous breakdown Zhou Linuo, even if she closed the door and covered her head with the quilt, she still woke up immediately because she heard a knock from the living room, she didn't have to guess to know that it was He Zixuan, this woman has been neighbors with them since she woke up every day, and she didn't leave until she had to sleep.
Yi Xuejia, who had already gotten up early, jumped to open the door, and sure enough, He Zixuan was standing outside, holding a large bouquet of flowers.
"What are you doing?" Yi Xuejia stretched out his hand and asked, "For me?" So interesting? β
"Go, why should I send you flowers? These fists and embroidered legs are all for the purpose of cheating, which piece of land on you I want to cheat? He Zixuan dodged her hand, hugged the flower into the door and said, "Just now when I was coming out, I bumped into the little brother who sent the flowers, it was for your family, and it is estimated that it is Zhou Linuo's admirer." β
Yi Xuejia watched her put the flowers on the dining table, so she closed the door and came over and whispered, "Then put it first, Nuo Nuo is still sleeping." β
"Let me see which stinky rascal it is?" He Zixuan rummaged through the bouquet for a card, it was a delicate pink cardboard, "Vomit, straight men have vulgar taste." She stuck out her tongue, unfolded the folded card, and let out a high-decibel exclamation, "Oh my God! β
In the distant bedroom, Zhou Linuo wrapped his ears with a pillow in pain and turned over.
"This flower is for you!" He Zixuan screamed in disbelief at Yi Xuejia.
Zhou Linuo sat up from the bed like a spring, jumped out of bed and put on slippers, and snuggled up to the door to eavesdrop.
"Huh? No way? Yi Xuejia was also surprised, she took the card and glanced at the gift on it: Big brother. She glanced at the message again: "When are we going to eat together again?" The tube is full. β
He Zixuan saw her squinting her eyes slightly, obviously knowing who sent the flowers, so she immediately gossiped and asked, "Who?" Which 'big brother' is so discerning that he has discovered you, a big baby buried in the ground? β
"It's Mr. Ke's brother." Yi Xuejia frowned, "Ke Yingying." The two brothers weren't serious at all, probably teasing me. β
"Isn't Ke Yufei's brother ten years older than him?" He Zixuan recalled for a moment, covered her mouth and said, "Wow, this is an old cow who wants to eat tender grass?" β
"He looks like he's as big as us." Yi Xuejia thought back to Ke Yingying's face, touched his chin and said, "If you shave your beard." β
"What do you mean? You still speak for him? He Zixuan was stunned for a moment, and then pointed at her and made a meaningful "oh" sound and coaxed, "Are you tempted?" β
Without waiting for Yi Xuejia to refute, Zhou Linuo pretended to be casual and walked out of the house and asked, "Why do you all get up so early?" β
"Little Ancestor Rising?" Yi Xuejia hurriedly rushed to the kitchen, poured the insulated coffee into the cup, and at the same time brought out a bacon omelette sandwich, turned around and put it on the table with a tray, "Taste, I put the avocado." β
Zhou Linuo walked to the table and sat down, his eyes coldly swept over the bouquet of flowers placed in the center of the table.
"Guess so?" He Zixuan pulled out a chair and sat down opposite her, and said in a fuss, "Someone is going to chase your baby!" β
Zhou Linuo took a sip of coffee and said calmly: "Chase-"
Her reaction made He Zixuan even more surprised, "You actually agreed?!" β
Zhou Linuo said the second half of his words slowly, with disdain in his tone, "As long as he is worthy of her." β
"Oh?" He Zixuan deliberately provoked, and her entire upper body lay on the table and asked, "Tell me, what kind of person is worthy of your Jiajia?" β
Yi Xuejia also pricked up his ears and said with a smile: "Let me refer to it." β
Zhou Linuo then announced solemnly: "First of all, the facial features must be correct, the height is 1.9 meters, and then the bachelor's degree or above, the annual income cannot be less than 5 million, the parents are sound but there are no brothers and sisters, and they can have no house, but after marriage, they must buy a house in the inner ring of the first-tier city and write Yi Xuejia's name, that's all." β
After He Zixuan listened to it for half a minute, he put his hands to his ears and asked, "What?" Or 'that's all'? Did I hear me right? Is this daughter of your family so valuable? β
Yi Xuejia listened, and kicked her from under the table, "Why am I worthless?" β
"Okay, even if you're so valuable!" He Zixuan gritted her teeth and slapped the table, "I admit it." Then he asked, "Where can I find such a person?" Too advanced, right? What you're looking for here is a hybrid between Liang Feng and you. β
"If you can't find it, you won't look for it." Yi Xuejia raised his hand and hugged Zhou Linuo and said, "I'd rather be single than make do, anyway, I have a little ancestor to raise me." With that, she winked at her in confirmation, "Right?" β
Zhou Linuo nodded sincerely.
In the face of their love, He Zixuan pinched his neck and retched, and was kicked again by Yi Xuejia.
"You're not going to meet with Teacher Ke?" Yi Xuejia also brought He Zixuan a cup of coffee, and then casually mentioned that he talked to Ke Yufei about her last night, "He still seems to want to see you a little, although he didn't say it explicitly, but he asked a lot about you on WeChat, and I feel that after so many years, everyone is friends who grew up together since childhood, so it's a pity to lose their feelings." β
"I warn you." He Zixuan pointed at Yi Xuejia and said, "Don't sell me." β
"How can I sell you?" Yi Xuejia rolled her eyes, "You have only one message: married." β
"Hey, I really didn't expect that in the end, we all went around in a big circle and reunited in Beijing, this world is actually really small." He Zixuan held the coffee cup in both hands to keep warm, and smiled sadly, "That's it...... One person missing. β
Yi Xuejia counted with his fingers, "Don't worry, do you know that the six of us have a magnetic field in our bodies?" The earth is so big, but we were born in the same community, went to the same kindergarten, and went to the same school, this is no longer a coincidence, this is fate. She reassured her, "Look, in the end we will be reunited, no matter how much we go in circles." β
He Zixuan nodded, and first said with relief: "But I'm finally not lonely during the Spring Festival, and I have you to spend it with me." Then he was frustrated, "I don't know who Yuchen has been with?" I hope he doesn't spend the holidays alone, but I don't want someone special to spend the holidays with him. β
"Wait a minute." Zhou Linuo, who has been focusing on eating breakfast to completely sober up, accurately captured the point of her words, "You want to spend the Spring Festival with us?" β
"Uh-huh!" He Zixuan nodded heavily, "Otherwise?" I'm going to live next to you, and I'm not going to live with you about the door? β
Zhou Linuo asked: "Do you remember that you are a person with a husband?" β
He Zixuan replied: "During the Spring Festival last year, I accompanied my husband to his hometown, a big room of people, just like the Spring Festival Gala, chattering, really fed up." β
Zhou Linuo asked with a smile: "Then you don't go home to your aunt and uncle?" β
He Zixuan threw a wink and said: "On New Year's Day, my parents have already been here, don't struggle, I'm going to live with you, unless you want to go back to that fragrant bead that doesn't, then I won't join in the fun." β
"I'm not going back." Yi Xuejia turned his face and asked Zhou Linuo, "What about Liang Feng?" β
When Zhou Linuo turned his face to face Yi Xuejia, his face was a little better, "He will come back after a few days of going back, and he wants to film." β
"Hah! I know that you want to live a two-person world with Jiajia. He Zixuan pointed at Zhou Linuo and said, "Don't be delusional, you witch, as long as I am here, Jiajia's chastity will be guarded by me!" β
Zhou Linuo was about to take a sip of coffee, but after being choked and coughing a few times, his ears turned red, and he covered his mouth and glared at her, "What are you talking about, Jiajia talked about her boyfriend." β
"What? How can it be! I don't believe it. He Zixuan hugged herself like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and rushed to Yi Xuejia for verification, "Has our pure Jiajia been tarnished by a stinky man?" I can't take it. Why did you never tell me you had a boyfriend? You're hiding it from meβ"
"Stop." Yi Xuejia made a pause gesture, with an embarrassed smile on his face, "Young and ignorant." β
Zhou Linuo, who was very curious about this mysterious boyfriend, took the opportunity to ask, "So you don't like him?" Just a love affair that you don't understand? β
"It's ......" Yi Xuejia said hesitantly, "It's not that I don't like ......"
"Oh." Zhou Linuo showed a disappointed look, but immediately cheered up, "I believe in your judgment, you must not be a good person, that's why you broke up." β
Yi Xuejia immediately answered: "Then, a good person is a good person." β
"Oh......" Zhou Linuo's shoulders collapsed again, and he pulled the last piece of avocado left on the plate with his fork.
He Zixuan looked at Zhou Linuo, whose face was sunny and rainy, and couldn't stop laughing, "You said you, Guan Zhenkuan, are you her mother or her father?" People are so big and alone, you can't talk about a few boyfriends, let alone talk to you, I think you should take it, your feelings for her are distorted, deformed, you know? I don't know if you talked about Liang Feng, I thought you were gay. β
Zhou Linuo threw down the fork in her hand, and at the same time as there was a crisp sound, her eyes stared at He Zixuan coldly.
was shrouded in her murderous aura, and He Zixuan, who knew that she was a little carried away and out of proportion, immediately shrunk her neck, hugged the coffee cup to cover half of her face, and drank the coffee loudly in her throat.
Zhou Linuo turned his face to look at Yi Xuejia, and said sullenly: "I just hope you meet a particularly good person." β
"I know." Yi Xuejia's hand pinched Zhou Linuo's knee under the table, "Don't worry, I won't just find someone I don't like and don't deserve to fall in love." β
"Hmm." Zhou Linuo nodded suspiciously, and then reflected that he shouldn't be too fierce to He Zixuan, so he took the initiative to ask her, "What are your arrangements today?" β
"Is it good to go shopping?" He Zixuan immediately raised his hand, "Watch the movie first, and then look at the clothes?" β
Yi Xuejia said: "I haven't gotten my salary yet." β
He Zixuan yelled at Zhou Linonunu, "Your wife pays for you." β
"Cut, I'm not a little white face." Yi Xuejia stood up and said as he walked towards the bedroom, "You go and change your clothes, I'll accompany you." β
After He Zixuan left, Zhou Linuo came to Yi Xuejia's room, and saw her by the door and saw her take off her home clothes, wearing only a sports bra without steel rings, rummaging through boxes and cabinets to find suitable clothes to go out.
Yi Xuejia's skeleton is very stretched, with wide shoulders and long hands, it looks like a designed exhibit, without the roundness with temperature that ordinary women have, and her body shape is still the same as when she was a teenager, thin, with a sense of stiffness that is not alive, between men and women, like a boy or girl who is not fully developed.
Zhou Linuo asked: "Is your boyfriend the person named Ah Xun on Weibo?" β
Yi Xuejia was stunned for a moment, and did not answer as a default.
Zhou Linuo then continued to ask: "Since you are a good person, why did you break up?" β
Yi Xuejia sighed, sat down on the edge of the bed with a sad face, looked at Zhou Linuo and said, "I'll tell you, but don't laugh at me, okay?" β
She walked over and sat down beside her.
"I ...... After I ......" said three "I", Yi Xuejia's face was already flushed, and the blush spread all the way down her neck to her collarbone, and she said with a big sigh, "Because I wasn't prepared." β
"Huh?" Zhou Linuo gently stroked her back with his hand and encouraged her to continue.
"I ......" Yi Xuejia covered her face with her hands, looked at Zhou Linuo from between her fingers and said, "I can't do that with him." β
"Huh?" After a while, Zhou Linuo figured out the meaning of her words - because she was Yi Xuejia -
She's supposed to be a unicorn who will never understand the affairs of human men and women, she may run around the plaza with a fountain, she may laugh and yell, but she is unlikely to say those lines related to flesh to meat, her head should be full of gently rippling rainbows, so her words and farts are all rainbow-colored clouds.
"Ahh Zhou Linuo, who realized it later, also blushed, and the body temperature in her palm made her withdraw her hand as if she had been burned for a while.
"I'm ......" Yi Xuejia asked suspiciously and pitifully, "Am I abnormal?" β
"What are you talking about-" Zhou Linuo was instantly emptied by her eyes and words, and hurriedly rushed up to hug her tightly, gently hugged her back again, and said solemnly, "You are stupid, you, it's just that your subconscious is telling you that that person is not the right person, because you are too good and perfect, so the gods must be very careful to arrange one for you, the best person in the world to match you." β
Originally, Yi Xuejia was almost about to cry, and she was so amused that she burst into tears and laughed, "It's too much, how can you say it so well." β
"You're so good with me." Zhou Linuo also smiled, and swore softly but firmly, "Don't worry, I will protect you until that person appears." β