Most people think that others are smarter, but in fact, people with an IQ of more than 120 are actually a minority, so most people are actually dumber than others, but this fact is not accepted by most people.

Xiaojun's parents are the same, the so-called nothing to be courteous is either a traitor or a thief, Lou Zhiyuan sold a town house charm at a price of 10,000 yuan, or give the goods first and then collect the money, in the face of the facts, Xiaojun's parents believed that this thin yellow paper is not a waste paper scribbled by children.

Now Lou Zhiyuan suddenly said that he wanted to return the money, and said that the town house charm was useless, and he had to invite the elders to come to the scene to investigate, no matter how you look at it, this thing is very strange, if Lou Zhiyuan said that the elders came to the door and were ready to collect 180,000 yuan to help your family solve the problem, maybe Xiaojun's parents would still consider it, but he said it was free, and now Xiaojun's parents didn't believe it.

How can there be such a good thing in the world, if Lou Zhiyuan is because of his youthful temperament, it is good to say that he suffers a little loss for the sake of Xiaojun's buddies, but does this have anything to do with Lou Zhiyuan's elders? Why should he be free? The mayor can't even invite a high-ranking person, since it's so high, how can there be a reason for free?

As a result, Xiaojun's parents, who thought they had seen through the truth, directly scoffed at Lou Zhiyuan's kindness.

The next day, Xiaojun embarrassedly informed Lou Zhiyuan of his parents' decision, but Lou Zhiyuan was not angry, but lowered his head in shame and kept silent.

Seeing that Lou Zhiyuan was silent, Xiaojun looked left and right at his classmates who were in physical education class, stretched out his hand and poked Lou Zhiyuan and said in a low voice: "Zhiyuan, do you think you should take your master to my house secretly while my parents are at work?" ”

Lou Zhiyuan looked at Xiaojun in surprise, and then smiled bitterly: "Don't talk about it." ”

"That. So what to do? Actually, I believe you. ”

Lou Zhiyuan sighed in annoyance. He kicked a small pebble under his feet violently. This time, I accidentally used the kung fu taught by my mother, and the small pebble flew out with a loud roar, passed through the fence twenty or thirty meters away, and slammed into the trunk of a big tree on the sidewalk outside the school.

Xiaojun opened his mouth wide, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence: "Damn!" Are you a master? ”

Lou Zhiyuan knew that he had made a mistake again, but it was already a fait accompli, Master said, before blaming himself and regretting it. You should first think about how to remedy it.

"Hehe, didn't Lao Tzu tell you a long time ago, you just don't believe it, my master won't let me show it, you keep it secret for me!"

"Uh-huh, what, Zhiyuan, boss, can you teach me?"

"When I have this ability, I guess I can teach your son."

"Cut! Then please, Master. ”

"What do you think my master is? Chinese cabbage? I told you, if the mayor wants to see my master, it depends on my master's mood. Do you think I fooled you? ”

Xiaojun sighed in disappointment: "Isn't that teaching at all?" ”

"That's fine, but can you suffer?"

Xiaojun nodded excitedly: "Of course, of course!" ”

Lou Zhiyuan said: "What my master and mother teach is the secret art of the master, I don't dare to teach you, and I can't teach you, but some of the exercises and foundation building kung fu passed down by my family are no problem, anyway, it's not a profound thing, I practiced like this when I was a child, if you want, I will teach you, although you can't become a master, but it's no problem to play a few." ”

"Okay, okay! That's it! ”

Xiaojun rubbed his hands excitedly, fantasizing about becoming a martial arts master, which Chinese child doesn't have a martial arts dream? Xiao Jun saw that his dream would become a reality, and he was of course very excited.

Lou Zhiyuan saw Xiao Jun's excited appearance, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, using these superficial basic skills to hang Xiao Jun, he can honestly help himself keep secrets, right? If it really doesn't work, I can only ask the master for an illusion talisman to use, so that he can completely forget about this matter.

But Xiaojun is his friend after all, Lou Zhiyuan doesn't want to use magic on him, do you want to talk to the master, just accept him as a little brother, and he will also go to the rivers and lakes in the future, there must be a few helpers.

Just as Lou Zhiyuan was considering the feasibility of accepting the younger brother, Xiao Jun suddenly froze, and his face, which was red with excitement just now, has now turned pale.

"Zhiyuan, you are a master, so isn't your master and master?"

"Didn't I say it, my master and sister are absolute masters, in Pengcheng, no, in the whole of China, who dares not to give my master face!"

"Then, then, isn't it true that things in my house are true!?"

"Nonsense, do you think I'm playing with you?"

"Wait, if it's true, why do you want to give me the money back?"

Lou Zhiyuan's face turned red, and he said with some embarrassment: "Because my master won't let me do these things, I haven't graduated yet?" Without Master's order, you can't accept the commission, so the money must be returned, this is the rule. And, moreover"

"And what!"

Lou Zhiyuan gritted his teeth and said stubbornly: "Didn't I tell you last night, the official town house exorcism must survey the mansion, I don't understand this, I give a town house charm indiscriminately, I'm afraid it will be bad." ”

"I'm afraid? That is, maybe it won't be bad? ”

Lou Zhiyuan laughed dryly: "No, it will definitely be bad." ”

"How do you know?"

"I don't know, my master knows, he saw danger from my luck, so he caught me secretly taking over the commission, the cause and effect of this matter is very strict, and it has been reflected on me, which means that the situation in your family is very bad!"

Xiao Jun was stunned, although Lou Zhiyuan had already made it clear, but Xiao Jun couldn't believe it, after all, this set of rhetoric was really a bit unbelievable.

"So, what do you think of my luck?"

Lou Zhiyuan pursed his lips angrily: "It would be nice if Lao Tzu could see it!" If I knew that the cause and effect of things in your family were so heavy, I wouldn't have messed up with it! ”

"Then, can your master help me take a look?"

Lou Zhiyuan glanced at Xiao Jun with disdain: "Who do you think you are?" ”

"But didn't your master say that he could help our family solve the problem for free?"

Lou Zhiyuan's face froze, and he said dryly: "Hehe, my master gave me two choices at that time. One is to wait until your family is unlucky. Your parents will definitely beg me. When the time comes, I will let Master come forward; The other way is what I did yesterday, my master said beforehand, my practice is thankless, and people will think that it is ill-intentioned, and as a result"

This time it was Xiaojun's turn to be embarrassed, and he couldn't help but scold his parents for being self-righteous, the reason why Lou Zhiyuan's master was willing to help his family solve the problem was entirely because Lou Zhiyuan was involved in this matter. It's not like trying to calculate your family's money at all, but now it's okay, you can only wait until you're unlucky and then ask someone to solve the problem.

Xiao Jun was still a child, and he still couldn't figure out how things could have turned out like this, let alone the strangeness of the human heart, so he was confused and ashamed of his parents' suspicion and self-righteousness.

"So what now?"

"I can only wait until something happens to your family!"

Xiao Jun's face turned pale, and he asked with some trembling, "No, nothing big will happen, right?" ”

"No, my master only said that something would happen. It's not said that there will be a serious accident, so you don't have to be so afraid. Anyway, if you find out that something is wrong, you can leave the house and contact me immediately. ”

Xiaojun thought about it, nodded helplessly, and said: "It's just like this, my parents don't listen to me at all, the more I say it, the more they don't believe it, and they call me stupid, now it's okay, it's obviously them who are stupid." ”

Lou Zhiyuan smiled bitterly, patted Xiaojun on the shoulder and said, "This time I have a lot of trouble, if I had told my father about this at the beginning, or let your parents go to the warlock to solve it themselves, maybe it would be fine." ”

"Damn, don't you treat me as a brother when you say that!"

Lou Zhiyuan smiled ashamedly: "Otherwise, I'll ask Master today to see if he would like to meet you." ”

"Huh? May I? That's great! By the way, can you ask if your master still accepts apprentices? ”

"Fuck off, kick your nose in the face!"

"Oh, don't fight, don't fight, I was wrong, I can't change it! Damn, you're a master, you'll kill people! ”

Lying on his bed, Lou Zhiyuan was thinking about how to talk to the master about Xiaojun, and suddenly the mobile phone next to the bed rang, it was Xiaojun, this Pengcheng is really evil, what do you want.

"Hey, Little Army"

"Boss, help! ~”

"Holy! What's the situation, make it clear! ”

"I, my family is full of ghosts! Fierce ghosts! ”

Lou Zhiyuan listened to Xiaojun's somewhat out-of-control voice, but breathed a sigh of relief: "Are you okay?" What about your parents? ”

"I'm fine, my parents are fine, they're just scared, and now we're all in the foyer downstairs, and my parents are calling the security guards up."

"Cut, security guards are useful for fart, but there don't seem to be ghosts in this world."

"Like?! I saw it just now, and my parents saw it, not when I was sleeping, but I was watching TV, and then, and that."

The sound of Xiaojun's teeth hitting clearly came from the earpiece, and Lou Zhiyuan only wanted to laugh when he heard it.

"Okay, that's just an illusion, forget it, tell you you you don't understand, anyway, you don't have to be afraid, as long as you leave your house, it's fine, if not, you can find a hotel to stay for one night, and then find someone to exorcise evil spirits."

"No, isn't it your master?"

"What do you think? If you are in charge of your family, let your parents decide for themselves, don't get involved, I will be scolded by the master again when the time comes, and I will not teach you kung fu at that time. ”

"Don't! Well, well. ”

"Okay, that's it, I'll hang up."

"Wait, it's really okay, Boss?"

"It's okay, as long as you don't go home, there's nothing to do, but it's best to find someone to exorcise evil spirits, otherwise it will affect your family's luck, and then there will be bad luck."

"Okay, Boss, you didn't fool me, did you?"

"You don't bother, believe in the boss and get eternal life, remember, don't go home, remember, remember!"

"I won't go back if I am killed!"

Lou Zhiyuan hung up the phone, thought about it, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, Master is not wrong, sure enough, something happened, so next, will Xiaojun's parents come to beg him? According to Master, it seems that you should put up a shelf, right? However, he is the parent of his own buddy, is this okay? (To be continued......)