"Monkey, you tease, where's my husband?"

Zhang Qianqian's voice was a little cold, the monkey was already afraid of Zhang Qianqian, and he shivered when he heard this voice. He looked at me and smiled bitterly and said, "Brother Feng was flooded by the sea and hasn't woken up yet, so he can't answer your call." ”

"Ah, how did he get flooded by the sea, why don't you look down on him, how is he now, where are you, I'll go over immediately."

I could hear that Zhang Qianqian was very anxious, and the monkey looked at me and smiled and said, "It's okay, Brother Feng will be fine, we are giving him artificial respiration heart massage." ”

"Artificial respiration, who did it for him."

"Man, it's three fat people."

"It's a man, forget where you are. Find a way to save my husband, if something happens to my husband, I'll kill you two. ”

"It's okay, it'll be fine right away."

The monkey pointed at me, I coughed a few times, pretending to have just woken up, and the monkey quickly put the phone in my hand.

I put it to my ear and coughed and said, "Qianqian, I'm fine, don't worry." ”

"Husband, where are you. How did you get drowned in the sea. ”

The sound of Zhang Qianqian's crying made my heart begin to tingle, and my Qianqian she cried for me again.

"Wife, I'm fine, just go out with the monkey to do something, it wasn't the monkey's sister who was bullied by others, we tried to find a way to take revenge, I was afraid that he would find out in our city, so I ran to another city, the monkey wanted to swim so we went to the beach, unfortunately I encountered a typhoon, I was stunned by the waves, and just woke up."

"It's fine if you're okay. Husband, I miss you so much. ”

Zhang Qianqian's voice was very soft, and I could hear how much she missed me.

"Wife, I miss you too, have you slept now?"

I sat on the couch while talking, and the monkey sat across from me and lit a cigarette.

"No, I just soaked the medicine and Sister Siqi just got under the covers, Sister Siqi won't let me go home, people want you to call you, but you don't answer, my right eyelid keeps beating, I feel uncomfortable, I always feel something."

Zhang Qianqian seems to have telepathy with me, some people say that two people have been together for a long time, and one person can feel it when something happens, which is similar to the telepathy of twins.

"I'm fine now. Don't worry about your wife, pay attention to your body, I'll kiss you when I go back. "The great master forks the garbage.

After I finished speaking, Zhang Qianqian said a little disgustingly: "Husband, you can kiss me." But you'll brush your teeth in a minute, and you'll be taken advantage of by the dead fat man, and I'll clean up the dead fat man when I turn around. ”

At this time, I thought that the monkey said that the three fat men would give me artificial respiration, and I didn't expect Zhang Qianqian to be so clean.

"Oh, I'll brush my teeth in a minute, don't worry."

"Mmmm, husband, you go brush your teeth first, call me later, I feel uncomfortable thinking that you were kissed by three fat people."

Zhang Qianqian urged me to brush my teeth, and I smiled and said, "Oh, I'll go brush my teeth right away, and I'll call you later." ”

"Who is my husband calling?"

A crispy and soft voice came from the door of the bathroom, I raised my head and saw Chen Meili walking out in sexy underwear, I was almost scared to death, fortunately I just hung up the phone, if Zhang Qianqian heard it, I would definitely be sad to death.

"Call my wife, Chen Meili has already said, I have a girlfriend."

After I finished speaking, Chen Meimei's expression did not change, and she pouted and said: "It turned out to be the East Palace, no wonder I was so snubbed all of a sudden, it seems that the East Palace will serve people, and a phone call will steal your heart." ”

"You go to bed early, I'll just sleep with the monkeys."

After I finished dragging the monkey from the sofa, Chen Meili snorted and said, "You conscienceless, I served you so much last night, you said to go, don't go, okay, serve you a few times tonight." ”

I didn't pay attention to Chen Meili, pulled the monkey and walked out, and just out of the door, the monkey smiled and said, "Brother Feng can't imagine that you treat women so domineeringly, are you tired of playing." ”

"I'm tired of playing, I haven't done anything at all, and Chen Meili and I are sleeping together."

After I finished speaking, the monkey shook his head: "I don't believe it, how can it be possible if something doesn't happen to the two of you sleeping together." ”

"How is it impossible, do I look like a beast?"

The monkey shook his head and said, "No, but Chen Meili has such a good figure, and that little voice sounds unbearable, the relationship between the two of you is definitely not ordinary." ”

"I don't want to talk nonsense with you, where is your room, take me there."

After I finished speaking, the monkey pointed to my pants: "You just walked over in your pants?" ”

Then I realized that I was wearing a small pants, it was night, it was definitely not right to wear pants, it was stormy outside, and others thought I was a pervert.

I turned around and ran a few quick steps and knocked on the door.

The door was opened, and Chen Meili stood in the doorway, her eyes were a little red, and I could tell that she had cried.

"You're willing to come back."

Chen Meili smiled after speaking, grabbed my hand and said, "I want you to sleep with me in your arms." ”

"I'll take the clothes, I'll leave after I get the clothes."

After I finished speaking, I shook off Chen Meimei's hand, ran to the side of the bed and put my clothes on, ran to the door to take a look at Chen Meili, she sat on the sofa and lit a cigarette, looking a little pitiful, her eyes were red from crying, she was wearing sexy underwear inside, and she wore a white coat outside, holding her long hair with her hand, and took a hard puff of cigarette.

"Is it okay to stay, do nothing, hold me and talk to me."

Chen Meili blinked her big beautiful eyes, and the tears flowed down the sides of her eyelashes on her snow-white pretty face.

"Don't cry, go to bed early."

After I finished speaking, I closed the door and walked out, which will make my heart very uncomfortable, people have feelings, I always feel impossible when others say that they are in love for a long time, but when I have been with Chen Meili for a long time, I found that it is really not wrong to be in love for a long time.

If Chen Meili and I were just strangers, maybe I would be sad when she cried, and I wouldn't be heartbroken, but we weren't strangers, we hugged and slept together, and she saved my life just now.

"Damn, my head is messed up right now."

I punched the wall of the hallway, turned my head and said, "Monkey give me a cigarette." ”

The monkey took a cigarette out of his pocket and put it in my mouth, lit the fire, and took a hard puff.

"Brother Feng, are you okay?"

The monkey frowned and smiled awkwardly.

"Upset, tired, uncomfortable."

After I finished speaking, the monkey laughed: "Brother Feng wants to say this, I can understand this, men always like to eat in the pot and look at the bowl, this is nothing, the key is to hide it." ”

"You're right, this matter must not be known to Qianqian, if Qianqian knows, she will definitely be sad, I have broken a woman's heart, I can't hurt another woman's heart."

I took a puff of my cigarette and sighed, my head a little dizzy.

"Where is the three fat man, I'll talk about him."

"Don't worry, Brother Feng, the third fat man will definitely keep it secret, who does he dare to offend, Sister Qianqian, he is also afraid, not to mention Sister Chen, I will definitely keep this matter secret, you can rest assured, don't let yourself live so tired."

The monkey smiled and patted me on the shoulder: "If you want me to say Brother Feng, you go back and apologize to Sister Chen now, she served you comfortably, and there is nothing left." ”

"I said monkey, do you have any humanity or not, what do you mean?" My Tsundere Girlfriend: Wonderful

I'm a little angry, what the monkey kid said makes me feel even more uncomfortable, I'm afraid that he won't be strict enough to say things, and he will say that I am like a beast.

"It's not that you finally came out for a trip, don't have enough fun and go back, how bad, this kind of thing wants me to say, don't think too much, Brother Feng, don't be angry, you go back and buy some gifts for Sister Qianqian, it's definitely no problem to make her happy."

Although what the monkey said made me feel very uncomfortable, what he said was still very good.

"You're right, I should indeed give Qianqian some gifts, and before I go back tomorrow, I want to think of a gift."

After I finished speaking, I looked at the key on my neck, and it seemed that it was not possible to send the belt around my neck, and I suddenly thought of earrings, Qianqian has pierced ears, and I can give her earrings.

"Monkey, how do you think about giving earrings?"

I turned my head to look at the monkey, and the monkey shook his head, took out his phone, showed me the screen, and said, "Why don't you give Sister Qianqian this thing." ”

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