Chapter 185: The Chairman Returns
"Brother, hurry! Fast!! Hurry up, hurry up! Look what's wrong with that car!! Why did you let the rope get caught?? Brother, with the speed at which you chased Xue Dani and picked up her pants when you were a child, hurry up and drag the car to stop!! Wang Yiheng pointed anxiously at the tram bus and shouted excitedly.
"Hold?? Superman?!! Exercise! That's how it should be!! "Wang Mumu's triangular eyes are all green.
"Why do you bring two ropes?" Wang Yiheng asked shamelessly.
"Because...... Possible... It seems like... Be... There is no navigation, I am afraid of losing it! Wang Mumu said incomprehensibly.
"What's navigation??"
"It can be compared to the guide of ancient times!" Wang Mumu's forehead was already sweating.
"Who's the way?"
"Passers-by!"
"Who's the passerby??"
"Your dad! My three masters! ”
"When did my dad go to ancient times??"
"It's okay to be idle... It's time to go! ”
"What are you going to do? Why didn't you bring me one? Wang Yiheng asked suspiciously.
"Find me Sanniang, study your ......!"
"What did my mother do in ancient times?"
"Be a mother!"
"I'm rubbing, is there still this history?? Couldn't my dad be the emperor? Wang Yiheng was excited.
"You're right!! Your father is the fourth master, and your mother is Zhen Huan!! And then our family is a aristocracy!! Oops fuck!! It's been such a big circle, and JB crosses, and JB has a love triangle, which can be regarded as back!! "Wang Mumu bragged to anyone, he stared at him, and the more he blew, the more excited he became, but with Wang Yiheng, he really looked up to the sky and roared, tears and two lines, he believed everything you said, then he also blew a JB!!
The two of them took a taxi and rushed to Caesar's Palace, and along the way, Wang Yiheng looked at everything strangely, and asked for advice on everything, in his heart he knew everything and knew everything.
Later, according to incomplete statistics, Chairman Wang's bragging about a day today, the GDP growth rate was 3.5 times that of the same year......
The two of them had a very cheerful journey, and when they arrived at Caesar's Palace, it was already five o'clock in the evening, and it was just time for dinner, and I was about to go to eat some food stalls with Zhan Kui and a few friends, and then play mahjong.
But as soon as we went out, a group of us saw Wang Mumu and Wang Yiheng, and everyone was stunned for a moment, and then Zhan Kui bared his teeth and said with a smile: "Oh, fuck, chairman, are you changing your style??" ”
"Can you recognize me??" Wang Mumu glanced at himself and asked curiously.
", who the in Shenyang doesn't know the chairman, won't he be beaten?" Zhan Kui buddy, Daxiao said.
"That's ...... too!" Although Wang Mumu was quite tired from pretending to be B all the way, he still nodded deeply and said casually: "Time Magazine, I took a cover yesterday, and I haven't had time to change my clothes yet!" ”
"Brother, when did we shoot it?" Wang Yiheng asked suspiciously.
"Ahem...... Wasn't it yesterday?? Oh, you were asleep at the time... Didn't look, the famous editor "brush without hair", lifted the lens cover, the American photographer "Powell. Click. In Lai Yizhang's "press the shutter ......!" Wang Mumu blinked his triangular eyes 20,000 times per second, coughed, and said a word to his cousin.
"Oh, you said about the camera? Where did I sleep, you forgot, yesterday's interview with the TV poor village!! The village chief said that the two of us looked like a difficult household, so I deliberately went to the market, spent seven yuan, bought two pairs of rubber shoes for the two of us, and then you urged people to pee and talked for more than three hours, and the female reporter fell asleep for ......!" Wang Yiheng said slowly and seriously.
“haha!!” A few of us stood on the steps and burst into laughter.
"Smack!!"
Wang Mumu slapped his cousin Wang Yiheng's head, and said scoldingly: "The people of the old Wang family, how the hell are you such an alternative!" I don't know how to pretend to understand, why didn't I educate you?! ”
"Brother... I am hungry!! Wang Yiheng said humbly.
"Okay, I won't talk to you, my brother is hungry, I'll take him something to eat, and Ming'er will find you to do mahjong!" Wang Mumu ate three catties of cut cakes alone, and felt guilty, so he said a word to everyone.
"Fuck, isn't your brother my brother?? Let's go, I'll arrange, order whatever you want, if you have a higher spiritual pursuit, breaking a virgin, it's not a difficult thing to Jb, and the whole little virgin is only 10,000 yuan! Zhan Kui said a word very boldly.
"Yes, today's Lao Zhan arrangement, tomorrow'er is me, Hou'er Liang, one person for a day, take your brother to play!" The boss of another Guofa video game company, Qian Guofa, also said with his bag in his pocket.
"Forget it, forget it, it means I got it, but I'm tired today, so I won't drink, wait for me to rest for two days, everyone will get together, okay?" Wang Mumu smiled and waved his hand to refuse.
"Really?"
"No... Thank you, I will give you a 9.9% discount privately! Wang Mumu said brightly.
", that's okay, get back and call!"
"Hey, okay, call!" Wang Mumu greeted everyone and sent a few big brothers into Zhan Kui's car, and I also leaned on the car window and said to a few people: "I came back from the main house, so I won't accompany you, and I have to go home at night to communicate......
"Hehe,, you're a broken shoe too!" Zhan Kui nodded understandingly, waved his hand, and then drove away.
After sending Zhan Kui and the others away, I glanced back, I was squinting, I had to hold my right leg, looking at my Wang Mumu, I punched him, and asked angrily: "What are you stupid to look at!" ”
"Look at you!!" Wang Mumu stiffened his neck, tilted his head, and replied to me.
"Peng!" I kicked it over and yelled, "Look at me beating you!" ”
"Smack!!" Wang Mumu slapped his "foot" on my neck and yelled: "You really don't know!" Your wooden calves! Hang up the gear!! What the is the speed! ”
Fortunately, at this time, Caesar has not officially opened, and there is no one in the empty parking lot, and the two of us have a hand-to-hand fight, I always thought that in our gang, the only thing I can hold and pinch is chicken intestines and Wang Mumu, but I didn't expect that Wang Mumu went crazy, and I really had a little trouble fixing him......
This "play", except that we didn't use weapons, there was almost no difference between us and a real fight, and the hands were quite heavy, but there were also reasons, I wanted to beat Wang Mumu because, he left, didn't say hello to me, he wanted to beat me, because... He's telling me that he feels sorry for me......
More than ten minutes passed, Wang Mumu and I sat on the ground with blue noses and swollen faces, each holding a cigarette, and we were silent for a long time, Wang Mumu said inexplicably: "Actually, you didn't do anything wrong...... But that's right... That's wrong!"
"Guess what's going on with Zuihou Tan Ping!" I turned my head and asked him.
", you took the initiative to bring up this topic, you must not have done anything to him!!" Wang Mumu was stunned for a moment and said slowly.
"yes, I still haven't been able to do anything to him!" I sighed and said slowly.
"Fly...... Don't push yourself too hard!! Wang Mumu patted me on the shoulder and said seriously.
I stared at the empty parking lot in a daze, as if all the hustle and bustle around me had disappeared, and my body seemed to be screaming at the blue planet in the vast black starry sky and the huge whirlpool black hole......
I have... In spite of oneself......