Chapter 251: Divine Light Shines
With that, Liu Di and I walked out of the private room and returned to the other room, and by this time the wine had reached the second meal, and everyone had already torn off the mask of hypocrisy and kindness, and began to fuck the gods and demons dance.
Wang Mumu stood on the marble table, drunk and hazy, facing a few girls in miniskirts, with his hands behind his back: "How long have you been doing??" ”
“... Big brother, my first day at work today...! A girl said with a smile and a wink.
“... Know me who doesn't? Wang Mumu burped and asked in a low-key manner.
"Where are you tall?" Another girl, Saiwang Mumu, asked casually with a petal of orange in her mouth.
"Love is between the legs, have you ever heard?" Wang Mumu said as if inadvertently.
"What are you doing?? It can't be selling hair removal cream, right?? Shi Wei drank wine and asked with a smile.
"Generally, I refuse to answer questions like yours, but I look at you, we two last life, there may be a dew fate or something, so you really want to shave, I still recommend you to use Philips 360 degrees, automatic cutter head, three advantages, high rotation of the cutter head, fast hair, full angle, specializing in the dead angle next to the two eggs, and then the detergent flushed, there is a cool seaside wind, and a touch of salty .....!!" Wang Mumu's casual words revealed profound knowledge, and Shi Wei was directly killed in one sentence, and he was stunned for a long time, and he didn't dare to BB the second sentence again.
"Big brother, you know a lot!!" A girl in a miniskirt said in astonishment.
"Fur, all fur, my real major, or in the section, what bird principal in Oxford last year," Ander Lu? Khan Mill squat! "I want to award one, the lifetime achievement award of the chicken head session, I politely refused, I personally believe that it is the obligation of my generation to promote the development of the prostitution/prostitution economy, and use him to award a Jb award!!" As soon as Wang Mumu mentions Oxford or **, he will drink it in place, and after twenty minutes, he will definitely not recognize anyone.
"Listen to you, you're a mom-san??" Another girl, stretching out her little hand, stuffed Wang Mumu with a petal of orange, and asked curiously.
"Mmmm, I can say two words about this, this person is really a cow, he got an association that loves between his legs, it's okay to have a bunch of chicken heads who haven't graduated from elementary school, and let him go to a meeting in three days, very formal, very professional!!" Guan Yu drank wine and interjected.
"Learn together, discuss together!" Wang Mumu said reservedly.
"What the are you all Jb talking about??" Chen Wanwei asked puzzled.
"I'll tell you Ang, you don't understand this, you look at Ang, take China as an example, from the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, to the Xia, Shang and Zhou, Qin, Han, Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, Sui and Tang Dynasties, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, 5,000 years of history, dynasties are endless, and a regime is so short-lived, but why is prostitution not extinguished? ? I'm telling you, it's a market demand!! Illustrate our male compatriots!! It's very sassy in the bones!! It's very and thirsty!! Where there is a market, there is competition, and if there is competition, you have to work hard, and you have to be different from others!! Otherwise, it's all smashing/cannoning!! Why do you have to go to your house and smash it?? Is your dad Li Gang, or is your bed comfortable? Wang Mumu glared endlessly and asked at Chen Wanwei.
Chen Wanwei didn't expect his words to cause such a big trouble, he was embarrassed for a while, and asked, "Then why did you go to your house and smash it?" ”
"Catering to the market!! You have to cater to the market!! What is the most demanded? Stockings? Subdue? High heels? Poisonous dragons? Full body roaming? Or is it a red string?? Mu Ye tells you responsibly, it's not it!! The most demanded will never be obtained!! It's that you've been stiffened by the whole bar, and then she tells you, sorry, there's bleeding underneath! If you're okay, just watch me masturbate!! The girl in our field, before going to work, Ping An Insurance, first do sales for three months, come back directly to pheasant school, get an MBA degree, I don't lie at all, just like you, go to our field, don't give you fooling pants left, I don't have the surname Wang!! Wang Mumu was glowing with divine light, which made people can't help but feel worship in their hearts.
"Served... I'm eye-opening today! Chen Wanwei said with sincere admiration.
"Big brother... Do you still attract new people in your field? The girl in the miniskirt asked with ripples in her eyes.
Wang Mumu looked at her for three seconds, and then said embarrassedly: "Han Hong... We don't want it! ”
“haha!!”
Everyone was in a daxiao, and Liu Di listened to this kind .....of topic in the house, and suddenly felt a little embarrassed, I smiled, turned around and said: "It's okay, his daughter-in-law is strict, and she will be happy as soon as she comes out!" ”
"Heh... All right! ”
Then I sat down with Liu Di, Guan Yu stood up, picked up the microphone and said, "Wang Mumu, he is a genius!" I have to sing a song! Talk about my inner admiration!! Go, girl, give me the whole pilgrimage! ”
"I'll sing with you, I'll have to worship too!" Chen Wanwei also stood up with a girl in his arms.
Then the two of them sang a song, which alarmed the Central Committee and the party's worship.
This song is dedicated to Mu Ye, who is picking his feet, and sincerely thanks him for his contribution to hundreds of millions of male compatriots...... The spiritual light of the wood is sprinkled on my heart, bringing peace and auspiciousness to all beings, and I kneel under the blue sky with the five bodies, holding the snow lotus and calling it, and singing with me the Bodhisattva of Mumu, the king of Mumu!! ”
"Murmo King Mumu Bodhisattva !!"
The girls screamed and shouted together.
"Sing the ...... of Amitabha Buddha with me!"
"Mu Ye, Amitabha!!"
The screams are heard again!!
The music in the room was deafening, and Guan Yu's broken gong voice made me very happy to dry four bottles of Carlsberg in a row to divert my attention, and a group of us talked and laughed, playing with coloring and pulling calves at the same time.
When playing, I noticed a detail, that is, Shi Wei has been dragging Wang Mumu to chat, and the two of them muttered and didn't know what they were talking about, and I was responsible for accompanying Chen Wanwei...... Playing until one o'clock in the middle of the night, everyone was ready to leave, Wang Mumu burped, took a look, Liu Di and I, whispered to Li Stick and said: "Look at Ang, you Fei Ge, it's not easy, I remember that he still has a JB, we can't disturb him, go out in a while, you pull me and run, when you go back, lock the door of Caesar, tell the security guard, whoever knocks won't open the door, do you hear it??" ”
"Mu Ye, Brother Fei won't give me expenses for doing this!!" Li Stick said embarrassedly.
"Fuck, you stupid!! I won't give you Feige money, he will give you a Jb to spend, let you do it, you can do it! If you ink back, I'll send you a insurance to sell!! Wang Mumu rolled his eyes and scolded.
"That's fine...!" Li Stick gave in less than a second.
Then everyone staggered up and walked out of the door, I basically couldn't move anymore when I drank, when I walked, I saw three figures, but when I paid the bill, I vaguely remembered that the money seemed to be knotted twice, the first time it was Fan Minqing's knot, and then we ordered the money again, which was the Liu Di knot...... "You go first, I'll go to the toilet.....!" I stood at the bar, said vaguely, and then walked to the toilet, Liu Di took a look, and before I got to the door, I fell two heels, helplessly gave the waiter a hundred yuan tip, and said slowly: "Help me watch him, xiexie!" ”
After instructing the waiter, Liu Di walked to the door, ready to drive across the road, and Guan Yu, Shi Wei, and Chen Wanwei couldn't drive at all, one of them took a taxi and ran away, and Wang Mumu on the other side urged Li Stick to drive away......