Chapter 167: Eating a bad stomach and being hospitalized

When the two old men heard that Zhang Fan was going to have supper, they secretly put away Bigu Dan, and they were hungry all the time, waiting for this sentence, and they almost couldn't help it.

glanced at each other, and they both saw the happiness in each other's eyes.

The food of the mortal world has been longed for a long time.

Zhang Fan took the two old people to find a food stall nearby, and ordered mutton skewers, kidneys, saury, and crucian carp...... If you want to entertain well, people finally came to Shenhai, well, add a enoki mushroom, and some crystal cakes.

"What do you want to drink? White, or beer? ”

"Why don't you try them all?"

"Okay......"

So, Zhang Fan took these two and sat down at the roadside stall. Zhang Fan raised his wine glass and said apologetically: "There are a lot of things today, I neglected the two, this cup is done first for the ......" People with a good wine style will dry it in one bite, and there is no goldfish at the bottom of the cup.

Venerable Fu Xing looked at this posture: "Slap the little friend in the face, the amount of wine is good!" ”

Taisan also laughed.

Zhang Fan said: "It must be, go, let's go three!" ”

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The boss moved quickly, and a hot skewer came up, and the three of them were not polite, they all reached out and grabbed it to eat, and the two old people were in a hurry to eat.

"It tastes so good."

"yes, exciting"

"It's so rushed, this tastes ...... Eccentric! ”

Zhang Fan said: "Come on, come on, don't care about eating, drinking, ......"

The two old men hurriedly picked up their wine glasses and touched them with Zhang Fan, and after drinking them gurgling, they began to again. Eating Bigu Dan every day, birds fade out of their mouths.

Zhang Fan said: "I take the liberty to ask the two of you about something......

Venerable Fu Xing bit his waist and chewed in his mouth and said, "What are you doing so politely in the face, everyone is in a group." "Okay, learn quickly, a strong Internet old fritter tone.

That's what I want!

Zhang Fan said: "The little brother is very troubled, there is nothing for sale in the Zhuyin Dandifu!" ”

When Tai Thirteen heard this, he was stunned for a moment, then shook his head, and even put two skewers in his mouth, and said vaguely: "Of course I don't have to buy it, what is the importance of the value of the Yin Building Pill of Slapping Xiaoyou, no one will definitely take it out and sell it, even if there is a surplus, it will be left for his disciples or descendants, and there is absolutely no reason why he is willing to take it out and sell it." ”

Zhang Fan said: "It's so precious! ”

Venerable Fu Xing said: "When the thirteenth brother said this, the little friend who slapped his face may not have understood that the number of all the Yin Pills in this Zhuyin Pill determines the strength and inheritance of a sect...... Let's put it this way, let's use the slap in the face as an analogy for the familiar Water Moon Sect, the Water Moon Sect has an immortal ascension conference in a hundred years, and there are nearly a thousand immortal cultivators fighting to the death in the ring, for what? Isn't it mostly because of the temptation of this Yin Pill! ”

Once in 100 years!

There are also thousands of immortal cultivators to compete!

Hiss!

Now Zhang Fan knows the preciousness of the Zhuyin Pill, no wonder, the attendant of Wanbaozhai heard that he was going to buy the Zhuyin Pill, his expression was so strange, this is a layman.

Zhang Fan said: "Then don't I have nowhere to build the Yin Pill?" ”

At this time saury, crucian carp ...... A few of them were on, and the two old men hurriedly moved, but they didn't care about replying, and seeing Zhang Fan waiting, Venerable Fu Xing said: "Isn't the little friend who slaps his face a spiritual official, the underworld can get it, it seems that I heard that Yin Virtue can be exchanged." ”

Yin De ......

Zhang Fan's face couldn't help twitching, Yin De was all eaten by dogs, and he needed 10,000 Yin De, this will be until the Year of the Monkey Ma Yue, "Is there no other way except the underworld?" ”

Tai Thirteen finally finished eating the saury and said, "You can join a sect and contribute your treasure spirit stones, if the number is enough, you should be able to exchange for one." ”

Worship the sect?!

Tai 13 said: "However, it is best for Xiaoyou to choose a sect that is closely related to the underworld, after all, you are a spiritual official, and a sect that has had an awkward relationship with the underworld may not accept the spiritual official...... Or is it good in the mortal world, the things are so delicious, and they are a little reluctant to leave? ”

Reluctant to go?

This is the meaning of wool, I don't want to stay at my house.

Venerable Fu Xing said: "This trip out can be regarded as an insight, but I don't know what it will become when I come out of the mortal world after retreating once!" ”

Tai Thirteen said, "Yes......"

I want to play for a few more days.

Zhang Fan said: "If you are used to playing for a few more days, then, I have nothing to do, so I will take the two of you to walk around and play around...... Speaking of which, should you also go to Riot Company?"

Venerable Fu Xing said, "How embarrassing is this...... I can't wait too long to stay in the mortal world, it's against the Dao heart, it's against the Dao heart......" said no, but his eyes betrayed him deeply.

Tai Thirteen said: "Brother Fu Xing is worried about the feast of the Tianhe Yu family. ”

Venerable Fu Xing laughed awkwardly.

Tai 13 said: "It's very distressing! ”

Venerable Fu Xing took another bunch of mutton and said, "It's a coincidence......"

Tai 13 said: "The mortal world is really nostalgic. ”

You two, you seem to have just spent a day in my house, and you are nostalgic for being like this, how boring is the place where you cultivate. Venerable Fu Xing said: "Will Cai Yongkang blacken and harm his own eldest brother......

Tai 13 said: "There is this sign, Bai Xiaomeng should choose Cai Yongnian's ......"

Zhang Fan: "......" These two are talking about the idol ethics urban soap opera "Intolerable" just now. At the same time, I was glad that I didn't let them play League of Legends.

Otherwise, it will be immortal.

Venerable Fu Xing said: "Let's go to Tianhe Yu's house, it only comes once in a thousand years!" ”

Tai Thirteen said helplessly: "That's it! ”

Zhang Fan said: "What time do you plan to take the plane tomorrow, I will send you ......."

Venerable Fu Xing said: "You don't need to send it, the plane of the Tianhe Yu family can't arrive, just our imperial sword." ”

Zhang Fan was overjoyed when he heard this, and the taxi fare was saved.

Tai 13 said: "I really want to know the finale of the intolerable heart, slap the face of the little friend, remember to help us catch up on the drama......"

Zhang Fan said: "...... The two of you can go to the feast of the Tianhe Yu family, and then come to play, I am waiting for you here at any time......"

Venerable Fu Xing was overjoyed when he heard this, but then he frowned again and said, "The plane ticket is too expensive. ”

Tai Thirteen also lowered his head and sighed.

Airline tickets are really expensive.

Zhang Fan felt that his liver began to ache faintly...... These two old men are poisonous.

Do you want to remind them that you can actually come over?

You don't have to fly.

If he said it, these two old people would not be embarrassed.

Venerable Fu Xing said: "Big-faced little friend, if you are free, you can go to my Fu Xing Heavenly Palace, I welcome you." He looked at Zhang Fan with a lot of longing, he really wanted him to go.

Zhang Fan said: "Okay ......" is Mao's Heavenly Palace, do you want me to take a spaceship?

Taisan said: "Please also ask Xiaoyou to come to my Taiyi Island!" ”

Zhang Fan said: "Okay...... "This is good, on the island, there is still a chance."

I felt that the situation was a little wrong, why didn't I eat it, stopped and looked at me like this, and when I looked at the table, Zhang Fan's face was dark, and he had been swept away by the two old people, which was not enough, no wonder I invited myself to play with them, it turned out that I didn't eat enough: "Boss, follow what I just said." ”

Venerable Fu Xing said, "What is that stir-fry? ”

Zhang Fan said: "Boss, the crayfish will come to five catties ......."

Tai Thirteen: "The inside of that shell is still moving!" ”

Zhang Fan said: "Boss, Xianbei also comes to ten ......"

Three hours later......

The beer bottles on the ground were spilled on the ground, and the two old men were still in high spirits, and the boss was ready to fight.

Seeing this, Venerable Fu Xing and Tai Thirteen stood up unsatisfied.

"Hiccup~" Venerable Fu Xing burped and said drunkly: "Little friend, thanks to your hospitality, I have a basic introduction to talismans here, and I will give it to you, I believe it will be of great help to your path of cultivating immortals." ”

Tai Thirteen was full of wine, his fair face was flushed, his neck was red, and he also said: "I have a beginner in the formation here, I believe it will also help Xiaoyou." ”

Zhang Fan was not embarrassed to accept the gift, so he went to the convenience store next to him for 24 hours and bought two packs of cigarettes as a return gift.

After accepting the gift, the two old men took advantage of the beautiful scenery of the good day and took a night tour of Edgeworth.

"Let's go, slap the little friend in the face"

"Walk You"

The two turned into two rays of light and flew away.

Zhang Fan's heart is not without admiration, there is no drunk driving in the flight of the sword!

But it seems far away......

Suddenly Zhang Fan frowned, it seemed that he had eaten a little too much, his stomach was uncomfortable, and it was getting more and more painful, I went, and said that I couldn't eat the food stalls, and I had to go to the toilet, I don't know what to do if the two of them are in a hurry in the sky? Won't be ...... directly That's too immoral.

No, it hurts, "120?" ”

As a result, Zhang Fan was hospitalized for acute gastroenteritis, and due to the shortage of beds in the acute gastroenteritis department, he was temporarily arranged into the urology department next door and injected with saline.