In order to charge my phone, and then looked at my guess of the "squad leader confession text message", I realized that there was a very serious problem standing in front of me.

This time I went out on a wild trip, and I was confident that the Yellow Wind Monster mobile phone had a large battery and a long standby time, so I didn't bring a charger.

But being in a place where the signal is not good for a long time, or even no signal, causes its battery to still run out in advance (not to mention that I played "The Most Dazzling National Style" to ask for help, and I also wrote a suicide note for a long time, and even used it as a flashlight).

My mobile phone is a copycat machine with little output (at present, I have only seen Gong Caicai's summer vacation cram school teacher using the same as me, that is, the teacher Hu who took Gong Caicai to participate in the science and happiness teaching together), although it claims to be "4000 mAh power is at your disposal, it is a mobile phone and a mobile power supply". If you slide the tail cover of the phone open, you can also see a variety of charging plugs, which can be moved and combined to charge other mobile phones......

But my charging port is very old! Under normal circumstances, it is difficult to borrow someone else's charger with suitable specifications and charge it! What a reason! You can insert others casually, and don't allow others to insert yourself casually!

I was worrying about whether I could only use the special charger after I went home, and I saw the squad leader's confession text message on my mobile phone, but I saw Director Cao leading Cao's father-in-law, and two fathers and sons were printed in a mold, talking and laughing towards us.

"I said Xiao Ye will be fine, right?" Director Cao had the foresight to pat my dad on the shoulder, because he wasn't as tall as my dad and it was a bit of a struggle.

Dad was very grateful for his role in this matter, and said earnestly: "Director Cao, thanks to you, if I didn't have someone around to make an idea at that time, I would have died in a hurry." ”

"Which of us is with whom?" Director Cao righteously patted the fat on his chest, "The two of us were canonized by the president of the HHH Club, general!" ”

"Also," Director Cao lowered his voice and said, "The president admires your literary brilliance very much, and I hope that the next time you write a ** review, you will criticize the degenerate US imperialism more...... Although I don't know who the president is, I can see that as long as we make him happy, there will definitely be benefits for us! ”

"You know what? The chairman heard that the film investor I worked with was selling luxury watches, and he ordered dozens of them at once! The payment is called a clean and happy! Afterwards, he was critical of the fact that although the watch we sold him was very new, it was not as good as the Patek Philippe watch......"

Your sister's! I heard my dad say that Patek Philippe is a Swiss family watchmaker founded in 1839, and their watches often cost millions! Director Cao's nouveau riche investors sell hundreds of thousands of watches at every turn...... President of the HHH Club, your money fell from the sky!

How do I feel like you're richer than Amy!

Director Cao asked about my body, and then continued to chat with my father, and his son Cao Gonggong walked over to me with a calm face.

A cat's waist bowed to me like a corpse farewell: "The master is fine, and the disciple is a sunny day......"

Sunny your sister! Didn't you see that it was sunny and cloudy today!

"Evil ......" just wanted to say "evil animal", and remembered that his father was next to him, so he wanted to change his name to "Cao Gonggong", but he felt that it was inappropriate, and only called his full name "Cao Jingshen" like the squad leader.

Of course, in my mind, those three words are "Cao Jingshen", which means the same as "Cao Gonggong".

"O Purification, where have you been? I heard that you also stayed last night, but I couldn't see you during the search and rescue? ”

I blame this rebel a little, and I don't care about the safety of my master at all.

"The master is wronged!" Cao Gonggong said aggrievedly, "The disciple is as filial as his own father!" ”

, your biological father is next to you, you dare to say such a thing, your face is completely gone, right?

"When the disciple learned that the master was missing, he was in Uncle Zhang's flower planter's hut, and because he found important clues, he couldn't go back to participate in the search and rescue of the master! I'm saving the master in another way! ”

"In what way?"

Listening to what Cao's father-in-law meant, he did something else besides informing Director Cao that I was in danger and asking Director Cao to tell my father.

"The disciple has been at Uncle Zhang's house, looking for a map! Look, I've got a map with me! ”

As he spoke, he handed me a crumpled brown paper hand-drawn map.

I frowned and unfolded the map to look at it, only to see a few symbols marked on the brown paper with very rough brushwork, and the drawing skills were the same as that of Mr. Cress, except for what looked like a circle of forest, there was also an oval-shaped hole.

"What the hell is this?" After a few minutes of watching, I gave up trying to crack the Da Vinci code.

"Master, this is the location marker of the bear trap you fell into!"

"How can Uncle Zhang's house have a marked picture of a bear trap...... "I woke up halfway through the words.

"! He dug this trap! I saved his grandson Ah Xing, and he repaid me like this! ”

In order to engage in a vigorous twilight love, Uncle Zhang, you not only planted flowers, but also dug a bear trap, do you want to catch the black bear, cut off the bear paws, and dig out the bear bile to sell for money!

Fortunately, you gave up for Weishenme reasons! If there were other facilities in that trap (such as sharpened bamboo skewers), I would have directly contributed to the conservation of wildlife!

"What? Master, are you angry and want to seek revenge on Uncle Zhang? Gonggong Cao saw the anger in my eyes, and immediately gave me an idea: "Disciple Bucai, I have already found the information of all their relatives from Uncle Zhang's grandson Ah Xing, master, you can find someone you think is suitable to take revenge." For example, Uncle Zhang has a granddaughter who is attending elementary school in Dongshan City......"

Who is as ghostly as you! I'm going to take revenge on Uncle Zhang's granddaughter who went to elementary school! I died on my childhood sweetheart because of the "right wind", which is shameful enough! Do you want me to die on a schoolboy!

In addition, aren't you with Ah Xing who smell like each other and marry Jin Lan! You don't have to be so decisive when you betray your righteous brother so quickly!

Hearing me accuse him of ignoring the friendship of righteousness, Gonggong Cao sighed coldly and said proudly: "Don't say it's a righteous brother, as long as it's for the master, I can even betray my father!" ”

Your dad is right next to you! And there was no reaction to it!?

By the way, just now you also said that you should "treat the master as filial piety as your own father", and now you say that your father can also be betrayed, in other words, I can also sell the master who is equivalent to your father!

In short, there is no discipline at all, a person like you, if you don't travel back to ancient times to be a chief eunuch, it's really condescending! The Qing Dynasty, which is rich in slaves, is very suitable for you, hurry up and find a nympho girl who is "Fourth Elder Brother" and "Eighth Elder Brother" every day, follow her buttocks, and wait for her to be struck by lightning, and it will be complete to cross together!

Although falling into a bear trap directly caused me to eat the blue flash butterfly and suffer from viral heart disease, I don't plan to take revenge on Uncle Zhang, let alone his granddaughter who went to elementary school.

The Buddhist Mu Zhongming is right, in the process of self-reflection at the bottom of the pit, I may have improved my "life realm" to a certain extent, and I may be able to let go of some attachments that ordinary people can't let go.

Running into the nameless mountain at the foot of the hill with obvious warning signs, even if I don't fall into a bear trap, I may encounter other dangers.

If I hadn't fallen into a bear trap, but had just met a bear like the bald man chasing me, I might not have been able to run away like him.

If Xiao Qin sees my half-eaten corpse by the bear, Xiao Qin will definitely be grief-stricken and have a real PK with the black bear. Even if Qin's combat power far surpasses that of her peers, I don't think she can beat an adult black bear - Penthos is about the same.

In addition, there is a loophole in Cao's father-in-law's words, the trap may indeed have been dug by Uncle Zhang, but before I was rescued, it was impossible to know that I had fallen into a bear trap, and it was even impossible to know which mountain I was in. If this map was not forged by Grandpa Cao, it was that after hearing that I was rescued this morning, knowing that I had fallen into a bear trap, Uncle Zhang accidentally mentioned that he had tried to catch a bear, so that he turned out this map.

What the truth is, I don't plan to investigate it, looking down from a higher realm, it is difficult to say whether I fell into the trap and ate the poisonous blue flash butterfly, whether I gained more or lost more.

Now I have more important things to do, if Dr. Yu and his senior brother can cure me, it will be great, if not, I will also use this time in Zuihou to try not to leave regrets in my life.

The schedule can be said to be full, but it never includes the item of "revenge on Uncle Zhang's granddaughter".

To put it mildly, if "× Uncle Zhang's granddaughter" can cure my heart disease, then I have a reason to force × in order to survive, since I can't cure my heart disease, I do that kind of thing, wouldn't it show the world that I am a crazy Loli control!

In that case, what face will I have to face Amy!

"What? Brother, would you rather force × elementary school student than me? "Amy must be questioning me like that!

Don't look at me! Don't look at the filthy brother! Officer Ma, get me out! Even elementary school students can × me, and my sister is not safe in front of me!

Even if I assume that I can cure viral heart disease, this kind of behavior is unforgivable! What if they are imitated by many perverts, claiming that they force × elementary school students, it is a medical activity, and it is "following the doctor's instructions"!

While I was thinking about it, Amy's usual car, the "Batmobile", stopped quietly next to the RV, and out of it came a bodyguard I knew a little, followed by the French chef and his two assistants.

As soon as the French chef got out of the car, he solemnly put on his top chef's hat and was very excited to see me standing next to the RV.

Because I have praised his cooking skills with practical actions, and he has always had a good impression of me as a chef who "regards cooking as his life" (no exaggeration).

He didn't speak Chinese, and through the translation, I learned that it was Amy, at the suggestion of Penthos, who wanted the French chef to perform on the spot to celebrate my rescue, and to hold a celebration banquet for those who participated in the rescue and had not yet left.

I quietly told my father and director Cao, father and son: "When you stay and eat, don't say bad things about food." ”

As I spoke, I glanced at the long strip in the French chef's bag and speculated that it might have been a Japanese knife given to him by the Japanese chef who taught him how to handle puffer fish.

"This guy has a very strong self-esteem and is very fragile, if you say that he doesn't cook well, he will really kill himself! I'm really not kidding! ”