Breaking into the men's restroom
Bai Shengge walked down the street with his godson Nan Tuantuan's chubby little hand, Tuan Tuan wanted to eat a hamburger for a while, and drank milk tea for a while, Bai Shengge couldn't help it, and said: "Tuan Tuan, you eat so much, your stomach hurts if you eat too much, your mother will kill me." ”
Tuan Tuan looked at Bai Shengge with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes and said, "Godmother, don't you like me?" ”
Bai Shengge looked at this little pot friend who was only three years old and could sell cuteness, so he had to compromise.
Bai Shengge's godson Nan Tuan Tuan is the son of her best friend Nan Xi, Nan Xi's twenty-one-year-old Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan's father...... When Nanxi was pregnant, she disappeared.
Nan Xi said that Tuan Tuan's father is called Wen Chunshao and is very handsome. But in Bai Shengge's mind, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not, no matter how handsome he is, he is a scumbag.
Bai Shengge led the group to KFC and ordered a family bucket and two cups of red bean round milk tea. After a while, Tuan Tuan ate his mouth full of oil, and Bai Shengge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Tuan Tuan's greedy character is the same as his mother, and his genes are really strong!
After eating, Tuan Tuan said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, I'm full." But can I ask for another Coke on the rocks? ”
Tuan Tuan's eyes are beautiful, they are pure black, wet, his eyelashes are very long, and what is worse is that his nose is still so upturned. Looking at her with such a delicate little face, Bai Shengge agreed, and had already told Nan Xi that she couldn't let Tuan Tuan eat too much.
Tuan Tuan is only three years old, how can his stomach stand it after eating so many things? Sure enough, after Tuan Tuan ate a family bucket and drank a cup of red bean round milk tea and a cup of iced Coke, his stomach hurt.
Tuan Tuan held his stomach, his delicate little face wrinkled, and said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, my stomach hurts and I want to poop." It hurts! ”
As soon as he heard Tuan Tuan say this, Bai Shengge hurriedly took Tuan Tuan to the toilet and said to Tuan Tuan: "Tuan Tuan, go in by yourself, come, this is paper, my godmother is waiting for you at the door." Tuan Tuan quickly took the paper and went into the toilet.
After Bai Shengge waited at the door for half an hour, he couldn't help but be a little worried when he saw Tuan Tuan, thinking to himself, Tuan Tuan won't faint in pain, no, I have to go in and have a look. Thinking like this, Bai Shengge didn't even think about it, and went directly into the men's toilet.
Outcome......
What catches my eye is a beautiful man with a golden ratio figure in ...... Urinate!!!
Bai Shengge ...... very uncompetitively Nosebleeds! The handsome guy calmly lifted his pants and said to Bai Shengge, "Hook your middle finger." Then, holding a piece of toilet paper, he walked straight to Bai Shengge, rolled the paper into a long strip, and stuffed it into Bai Shengge's nose.
After a while, Bai Shengge's blood stopped, but his face turned red.
The handsome guy said, "Gu He Fan." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shengge was distracted just now, and he didn't understand what the handsome guy was talking about.
"My name is Gu Hefan." He repeated the rate again.
"Oh, my name is Bai Shengge." Bai Shengge reacted.
"Godmother, who is this handsome uncle?" Tuan Tuan suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Inner ...... He's, he's, he's my friend! Bai Shengge had no choice but to lie.
Gu Hefan was very cooperative and said, "Yes, I am her friend."
"But, godmother, why did you go into the men's bathroom?" Tuan Tuan asked again.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you. By the way, Tuan Tuan, do you still have a stomachache?" Bai Shengge asked worriedly.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's fine." Tuan Tuan shook his head, revealing a row of small white teeth at Bai Shengge.
Tuan Tuan laughed, and Bai Shengge's heart melted.
Bai Shengge walked down the street with his godson Nan Tuantuan's chubby little hand, Tuan Tuan wanted to eat a hamburger for a while, and drank milk tea for a while, Bai Shengge couldn't help it, and said: "Tuan Tuan, you eat so much, your stomach hurts if you eat too much, your mother will kill me." ”
Tuan Tuan looked at Bai Shengge with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes and said, "Godmother, don't you like me?" ”
Bai Shengge looked at this little pot friend who was only three years old and could sell cuteness, so he had to compromise.
Bai Shengge's godson Nan Tuan Tuan is the son of her best friend Nan Xi, Nan Xi's twenty-one-year-old Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan's father...... When Nanxi was pregnant, she disappeared.
Nan Xi said that Tuan Tuan's father is called Wen Chunshao and is very handsome. But in Bai Shengge's mind, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not, no matter how handsome he is, he is a scumbag.
Bai Shengge led the group to KFC and ordered a family bucket and two cups of red bean round milk tea. After a while, Tuan Tuan ate his mouth full of oil, and Bai Shengge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Tuan Tuan's greedy character is the same as his mother, and his genes are really strong!
After eating, Tuan Tuan said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, I'm full." But can I ask for another Coke on the rocks? ”
Tuan Tuan's eyes are beautiful, they are pure black, wet, his eyelashes are very long, and what is worse is that his nose is still so upturned. Looking at her with such a delicate little face, Bai Shengge agreed, and had already told Nan Xi that she couldn't let Tuan Tuan eat too much.
Tuan Tuan is only three years old, how can his stomach stand it after eating so many things? Sure enough, after Tuan Tuan ate a family bucket and drank a cup of red bean round milk tea and a cup of iced Coke, his stomach hurt.
Tuan Tuan held his stomach, his delicate little face wrinkled, and said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, my stomach hurts and I want to poop." It hurts! ”
As soon as he heard Tuan Tuan say this, Bai Shengge hurriedly took Tuan Tuan to the toilet and said to Tuan Tuan: "Tuan Tuan, go in by yourself, come, this is paper, my godmother is waiting for you at the door." Tuan Tuan quickly took the paper and went into the toilet.
After Bai Shengge waited at the door for half an hour, he couldn't help but be a little worried when he saw Tuan Tuan, thinking to himself, Tuan Tuan won't faint in pain, no, I have to go in and have a look. Thinking like this, Bai Shengge didn't even think about it, and went directly into the men's toilet.
Outcome......
What catches my eye is a beautiful man with a golden ratio figure in ...... Urinate!!!
Bai Shengge ...... very uncompetitively Nosebleeds! The handsome guy calmly lifted his pants and said to Bai Shengge, "Hook your middle finger." Then, holding a piece of toilet paper, he walked straight to Bai Shengge, rolled the paper into a long strip, and stuffed it into Bai Shengge's nose.
After a while, Bai Shengge's blood stopped, but his face turned red.
The handsome guy said, "Gu He Fan." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shengge was distracted just now, and he didn't understand what the handsome guy was talking about.
"My name is Gu Hefan." He repeated the rate again.
"Oh, my name is Bai Shengge." Bai Shengge reacted.
"Godmother, who is this handsome uncle?" Tuan Tuan suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Inner ...... He's, he's, he's my friend! Bai Shengge had no choice but to lie.
Gu Hefan was very cooperative and said, "Yes, I am her friend."
"But, godmother, why did you go into the men's bathroom?" Tuan Tuan asked again.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you. By the way, Tuan Tuan, do you still have a stomachache?" Bai Shengge asked worriedly.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's fine." Tuan Tuan shook his head, revealing a row of small white teeth at Bai Shengge.
Tuan Tuan laughed, and Bai Shengge's heart melted.
Bai Shengge walked down the street with his godson Nan Tuantuan's chubby little hand, Tuan Tuan wanted to eat a hamburger for a while, and drank milk tea for a while, Bai Shengge couldn't help it, and said: "Tuan Tuan, you eat so much, your stomach hurts if you eat too much, your mother will kill me." ”
Tuan Tuan looked at Bai Shengge with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes and said, "Godmother, don't you like me?" ”
Bai Shengge looked at this little pot friend who was only three years old and could sell cuteness, so he had to compromise.
Bai Shengge's godson Nan Tuan Tuan is the son of her best friend Nan Xi, Nan Xi's twenty-one-year-old Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan's father...... When Nanxi was pregnant, she disappeared.
Nan Xi said that Tuan Tuan's father is called Wen Chunshao and is very handsome. But in Bai Shengge's mind, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not, no matter how handsome he is, he is a scumbag.
Bai Shengge led the group to KFC and ordered a family bucket and two cups of red bean round milk tea. After a while, Tuan Tuan ate his mouth full of oil, and Bai Shengge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Tuan Tuan's greedy character is the same as his mother, and his genes are really strong!
After eating, Tuan Tuan said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, I'm full." But can I ask for another Coke on the rocks? ”
Tuan Tuan's eyes are beautiful, they are pure black, wet, his eyelashes are very long, and what is worse is that his nose is still so upturned. Looking at her with such a delicate little face, Bai Shengge agreed, and had already told Nan Xi that she couldn't let Tuan Tuan eat too much.
Tuan Tuan is only three years old, how can his stomach stand it after eating so many things? Sure enough, after Tuan Tuan ate a family bucket and drank a cup of red bean round milk tea and a cup of iced Coke, his stomach hurt.
Tuan Tuan held his stomach, his delicate little face wrinkled, and said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, my stomach hurts and I want to poop." It hurts! ”
As soon as he heard Tuan Tuan say this, Bai Shengge hurriedly took Tuan Tuan to the toilet and said to Tuan Tuan: "Tuan Tuan, go in by yourself, come, this is paper, my godmother is waiting for you at the door." Tuan Tuan quickly took the paper and went into the toilet.
After Bai Shengge waited at the door for half an hour, he couldn't help but be a little worried when he saw Tuan Tuan, thinking to himself, Tuan Tuan won't faint in pain, no, I have to go in and have a look. Thinking like this, Bai Shengge didn't even think about it, and went directly into the men's toilet.
Outcome......
What catches my eye is a beautiful man with a golden ratio figure in ...... Urinate!!!
Bai Shengge ...... very uncompetitively Nosebleeds! The handsome guy calmly lifted his pants and said to Bai Shengge, "Hook your middle finger." Then, holding a piece of toilet paper, he walked straight to Bai Shengge, rolled the paper into a long strip, and stuffed it into Bai Shengge's nose.
After a while, Bai Shengge's blood stopped, but his face turned red.
The handsome guy said, "Gu He Fan." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shengge was distracted just now, and he didn't understand what the handsome guy was talking about.
"My name is Gu Hefan." He repeated the rate again.
"Oh, my name is Bai Shengge." Bai Shengge reacted.
"Godmother, who is this handsome uncle?" Tuan Tuan suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Inner ...... He's, he's, he's my friend! Bai Shengge had no choice but to lie.
Gu Hefan was very cooperative and said, "Yes, I am her friend."
"But, godmother, why did you go into the men's bathroom?" Tuan Tuan asked again.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you. By the way, Tuan Tuan, do you still have a stomachache?" Bai Shengge asked worriedly.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's fine." Tuan Tuan shook his head, revealing a row of small white teeth at Bai Shengge.
Tuan Tuan laughed, and Bai Shengge's heart melted.
Bai Shengge walked down the street with his godson Nan Tuantuan's chubby little hand, Tuan Tuan wanted to eat a hamburger for a while, and drank milk tea for a while, Bai Shengge couldn't help it, and said: "Tuan Tuan, you eat so much, your stomach hurts if you eat too much, your mother will kill me." ”
Tuan Tuan looked at Bai Shengge with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes and said, "Godmother, don't you like me?" ”
Bai Shengge looked at this little pot friend who was only three years old and could sell cuteness, so he had to compromise.
Bai Shengge's godson Nan Tuan Tuan is the son of her best friend Nan Xi, Nan Xi's twenty-one-year-old Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan's father...... When Nanxi was pregnant, she disappeared.
Nan Xi said that Tuan Tuan's father is called Wen Chunshao and is very handsome. But in Bai Shengge's mind, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not, no matter how handsome he is, he is a scumbag.
Bai Shengge led the group to KFC and ordered a family bucket and two cups of red bean round milk tea. After a while, Tuan Tuan ate his mouth full of oil, and Bai Shengge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Tuan Tuan's greedy character is the same as his mother, and his genes are really strong!
After eating, Tuan Tuan said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, I'm full." But can I ask for another Coke on the rocks? ”
Tuan Tuan's eyes are beautiful, they are pure black, wet, his eyelashes are very long, and what is worse is that his nose is still so upturned. Looking at her with such a delicate little face, Bai Shengge agreed, and had already told Nan Xi that she couldn't let Tuan Tuan eat too much.
Tuan Tuan is only three years old, how can his stomach stand it after eating so many things? Sure enough, after Tuan Tuan ate a family bucket and drank a cup of red bean round milk tea and a cup of iced Coke, his stomach hurt.
Tuan Tuan held his stomach, his delicate little face wrinkled, and said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, my stomach hurts and I want to poop." It hurts! ”
As soon as he heard Tuan Tuan say this, Bai Shengge hurriedly took Tuan Tuan to the toilet and said to Tuan Tuan: "Tuan Tuan, go in by yourself, come, this is paper, my godmother is waiting for you at the door." Tuan Tuan quickly took the paper and went into the toilet.
After Bai Shengge waited at the door for half an hour, he couldn't help but be a little worried when he saw Tuan Tuan, thinking to himself, Tuan Tuan won't faint in pain, no, I have to go in and have a look. Thinking like this, Bai Shengge didn't even think about it, and went directly into the men's toilet.
Outcome......
What catches my eye is a beautiful man with a golden ratio figure in ...... Urinate!!!
Bai Shengge ...... very uncompetitively Nosebleeds! The handsome guy calmly lifted his pants and said to Bai Shengge, "Hook your middle finger." Then, holding a piece of toilet paper, he walked straight to Bai Shengge, rolled the paper into a long strip, and stuffed it into Bai Shengge's nose.
After a while, Bai Shengge's blood stopped, but his face turned red.
The handsome guy said, "Gu He Fan." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shengge was distracted just now, and he didn't understand what the handsome guy was talking about.
"My name is Gu Hefan." He repeated the rate again.
"Oh, my name is Bai Shengge." Bai Shengge reacted.
"Godmother, who is this handsome uncle?" Tuan Tuan suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Inner ...... He's, he's, he's my friend! Bai Shengge had no choice but to lie.
Gu Hefan was very cooperative and said, "Yes, I am her friend."
"But, godmother, why did you go into the men's bathroom?" Tuan Tuan asked again.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you. By the way, Tuan Tuan, do you still have a stomachache?" Bai Shengge asked worriedly.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's fine." Tuan Tuan shook his head, revealing a row of small white teeth at Bai Shengge.
Tuan Tuan laughed, and Bai Shengge's heart melted.
Bai Shengge walked down the street with his godson Nan Tuantuan's chubby little hand, Tuan Tuan wanted to eat a hamburger for a while, and drank milk tea for a while, Bai Shengge couldn't help it, and said: "Tuan Tuan, you eat so much, your stomach hurts if you eat too much, your mother will kill me." ”
Tuan Tuan looked at Bai Shengge with a pair of beautiful peach blossom eyes and said, "Godmother, don't you like me?" ”
Bai Shengge looked at this little pot friend who was only three years old and could sell cuteness, so he had to compromise.
Bai Shengge's godson Nan Tuan Tuan is the son of her best friend Nan Xi, Nan Xi's twenty-one-year-old Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan's father...... When Nanxi was pregnant, she disappeared.
Nan Xi said that Tuan Tuan's father is called Wen Chunshao and is very handsome. But in Bai Shengge's mind, it doesn't matter if he is handsome or not, no matter how handsome he is, he is a scumbag.
Bai Shengge led the group to KFC and ordered a family bucket and two cups of red bean round milk tea. After a while, Tuan Tuan ate his mouth full of oil, and Bai Shengge couldn't help but sigh in his heart, Tuan Tuan's greedy character is the same as his mother, and his genes are really strong!
After eating, Tuan Tuan said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, I'm full." But can I ask for another Coke on the rocks? ”
Tuan Tuan's eyes are beautiful, they are pure black, wet, his eyelashes are very long, and what is worse is that his nose is still so upturned. Looking at her with such a delicate little face, Bai Shengge agreed, and had already told Nan Xi that she couldn't let Tuan Tuan eat too much.
Tuan Tuan is only three years old, how can his stomach stand it after eating so many things? Sure enough, after Tuan Tuan ate a family bucket and drank a cup of red bean round milk tea and a cup of iced Coke, his stomach hurt.
Tuan Tuan held his stomach, his delicate little face wrinkled, and said to Bai Shengge: "Godmother, my stomach hurts and I want to poop." It hurts! ”
As soon as he heard Tuan Tuan say this, Bai Shengge hurriedly took Tuan Tuan to the toilet and said to Tuan Tuan: "Tuan Tuan, go in by yourself, come, this is paper, my godmother is waiting for you at the door." Tuan Tuan quickly took the paper and went into the toilet.
After Bai Shengge waited at the door for half an hour, he couldn't help but be a little worried when he saw Tuan Tuan, thinking to himself, Tuan Tuan won't faint in pain, no, I have to go in and have a look. Thinking like this, Bai Shengge didn't even think about it, and went directly into the men's toilet.
Outcome......
What catches my eye is a beautiful man with a golden ratio figure in ...... Urinate!!!
Bai Shengge ...... very uncompetitively Nosebleeds! The handsome guy calmly lifted his pants and said to Bai Shengge, "Hook your middle finger." Then, holding a piece of toilet paper, he walked straight to Bai Shengge, rolled the paper into a long strip, and stuffed it into Bai Shengge's nose.
After a while, Bai Shengge's blood stopped, but his face turned red.
The handsome guy said, "Gu He Fan." ”
"Huh?" Bai Shengge was distracted just now, and he didn't understand what the handsome guy was talking about.
"My name is Gu Hefan." He repeated the rate again.
"Oh, my name is Bai Shengge." Bai Shengge reacted.
"Godmother, who is this handsome uncle?" Tuan Tuan suddenly appeared.
"Uh...... Inner ...... He's, he's, he's my friend! Bai Shengge had no choice but to lie.
Gu Hefan was very cooperative and said, "Yes, I am her friend."
"But, godmother, why did you go into the men's bathroom?" Tuan Tuan asked again.
"I'm afraid something will happen to you. By the way, Tuan Tuan, do you still have a stomachache?" Bai Shengge asked worriedly.
"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's fine." Tuan Tuan shook his head, revealing a row of small white teeth at Bai Shengge.
Tuan Tuan laughed, and Bai Shengge's heart melted.
"Ahem, Shengge, I'll go first." Gu Hefan, who was left cold, brushed his sense of existence.
"Oh, okay, He Fan, you go." Bai Shengge also pretended to be very familiar with Yu Gu He Fan.
Lunch box? Ghost of the horse? Gu Hefan couldn't help but be full of black lines.
"That, Shengge, how long are you going to stay in the men's bathroom?" Gu Hefan accentuated the word "male".
Sheng Ge realized that he was still in the men's bathroom. Looking at the man in front of him who was not beaten, Bai Shengge beat Gu He Fan a thousand times in his heart. But he still smiled and said to Gu He Fan, "He Fan, thank you for reminding you." ”
Next Olympics! It's a boxed lunch again!
After Gu Hefan's "kind" reminder, Bai Shengge also "thanked" the "box lunch".
"Mr. Gu, I hope I won't see you again next time. I apologize to you for today's incident, and we have never crossed paths again. Thank you for helping me out today. Bai Shengge moved out of his own way of being a lawyer, and said formulaically, with no expression on his face.
"Miss Bai, you just patted your ass and left? You should at least be responsible for me. Gu Hefan imitated Bai Shengge's tone and said to Bai Shengge.
Bai Shengge didn't expect Gu Hefan to say this, his face was blue and white for a while. But as a lawyer, I still have some basic literacy, and I immediately returned to the original state.
"Mr. Gu, I have already apologized, what do you want? If you're going to fight to the death, then we'll see you in court. Bai Shengge left this sentence domineeringly and left with Tuan Tuan.
Gu Hefan looked at Bai Shengge's back and smiled, thinking: This woman is very interesting.
It was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon when Bai Shengge returned to Nanxi's house with Tuan Tuan, and Tuan Tuan was already asleep.
"Nanxi little fairy, please take it in~" Bai Shengge coquettishly to Nanxi.
"What's wrong?" Nan Xi asked.
"I'm in a bad mood, I met a handsome guy today." Bai Shengge replied sullenly.
"That's a good thing, what's wrong?" Nanxi was puzzled.
"The point is that the man is very cheap." Bai Shengge said through gritted teeth.
"Huh? How cheap, share it with me. Nan Xi asked with interest, her eyes flashing with gossip.
Bai Shengge told Nan Xi everything about the cause and effect of the incident. Nan Xi laughed when he heard this, and said, "There are still people who can scare you like this, I admire him." Hahahaha~~"
After Nan Xi finished laughing, Bai Shengge said to Nan Xi: "You should find a father for Tuan Tuan." ”
Nan Xi said, "I...... There's news of Wen Chunshao. I saw him today. ”
"Clams? Are you going to forgive that scumbag? Bai Shengge was shocked.
"Nope! I won't be as weak as I used to be. I won't forgive him! Nan Xi said firmly, "I waited for him for three years before he came back, and I will never forgive him easily!"
"Wow, is this still the little fairy Nanxi I know? It's so handsome," Bai Shengge said adoringly.
There are always endless whispers between girlfriends, Bai Shengge and Nan Xi haven't talked together for a long time, and they have been chatting from just going to bed until more than three o'clock in the morning.
Bai Shengge had a strange dream at night, dreaming that Gu Hefan kept saying "Miss Bai" to her.
It was already more than six o'clock in the afternoon when Bai Shengge returned to Nanxi's house with Tuan Tuan, and Tuan Tuan was already asleep.
"Nanxi little fairy, please take it in~" Bai Shengge coquettishly to Nanxi.
"What's wrong?" Nan Xi asked.
"I'm in a bad mood, I met a handsome guy today." Bai Shengge replied sullenly.
"That's a good thing, what's wrong?" Nanxi was puzzled.
"The point is that the man is very cheap." Bai Shengge said through gritted teeth.
"Huh? How cheap, share it with me. Nan Xi asked with interest, her eyes flashing with gossip.
Bai Shengge told Nan Xi everything about the cause and effect of the incident. Nan Xi laughed when he heard this, and said, "There are still people who can scare you like this, I admire him." Hahahaha~~"
After Nan Xi finished laughing, Bai Shengge said to Nan Xi: "You should find a father for Tuan Tuan." ”
Nan Xi said, "I...... There's news of Wen Chunshao. I saw him today. ”
"Clams? Are you going to forgive that scumbag? Bai Shengge was shocked.
"Nope! I won't be as weak as I used to be. I won't forgive him! Nan Xi said firmly, "I waited for him for three years before he came back, and I will never forgive him easily!"
"Wow, is this still the little fairy Nanxi I know? It's so handsome," Bai Shengge said adoringly.
There are always endless whispers between girlfriends, Bai Shengge and Nan Xi haven't talked together for a long time, and they have been chatting from just going to bed until more than three o'clock in the morning.
Bai Shengge had a strange dream at night, dreaming that Gu Hefan kept saying "Miss Bai" to her.