【817】 Gram sum ram

Gong Caicai's father is not that kind of impressive person, and he doesn't have much resemblance to Gong Caicai in appearance, but he is also not tall.

He rolled down the window and called for his daughter to get in the car, while looking at me standing next to her with suspicion (in order to avoid suspicion, Gong Caicai no longer grabbed the corner of my clothes).

"Are you Caicai's classmate? Come up in the passenger seat and I'll give you a ride. ”

The clear designation of my riding position to avoid me and his daughter sitting side by side in the rear passenger seat and allowing me to sit next to him contains a certain "interrogation" connotation.

I can't blame him for being too suspicious, Gong Caicai has never been so close to a boy, and if I see Amy having a close relationship with a man, I will have to interrogate him.

My house is very close to the school, and I don't want to be interrogated by Gong's father, so I politely declined the offer to take me home.

Gong Caicai thanked me repeatedly before getting into the car, and after the car started, she also looked through the rear window and waved goodbye to me.

However, as the distance increased, and the old security guard who chased the slingshot elementary school students and did not get it returned to the school gate, Gong Caicai, who was not wearing glasses, couldn't see which person was me, and she waved her hand several times, as if she was doing it to the old security guard.

The old security guard didn't catch up with the red scarf that broke the street lamp, and he looked unlucky, he saw me send Gong Caicai away, and asked without words: "Changed girlfriends again?" ”

Change your sister! Don't create strange rumors for me, okay! Believe it or not, I'll tie a red scarf and hit your glass with a slingshot!

The first day of school was spent in relative peace.

The next day, our class's unconventional, empty and cold starry sky board newspaper with no Chinese words became the focus of discussion among teachers and students.

"It's very three-dimensional! Zhuang Ni's ability is really amazing! You can already go to the street and paint three-dimensional paintings, right? ”

"The English characters on the top are written by Gong Caicai, right? The font is still just as beautiful! But 'there is still hope for the new semester' sounds a bit pessimistic......"

"Shh......h It must have been Juanny's idea, and it would be nice if she didn't write 'Life is meaningless'. ”

"Dark blue blackboard newspaper...... I look at it as if it relieves some eye strain. ”

At the end of class, there are many people from other classes who come to visit.

"Wow! The blackboard of class 3 is against the sky! This is drawn with chalk? Isn't it really watercolor? ”

"I'm going to take a picture and post it on the Internet, so that everyone can worship it! Let them see that there are also capable people in our twenty-eight! ”

"I don't think this starry sky looks a little ...... Is it a little cold? ”

A teacher who didn't look good at the department saw the blackboard newspaper at the back of the classroom at first glance, and asked in surprise, "What slides do you put on?" ”

Although it attracted enough attention, the blackboard newspaper was also criticized a lot, and the main problem focused on "not conforming to the school's regular model and not having Chinese characters".

In contrast, the blackboard newspapers of the third year of junior high school in other classes are all decent, with two villains or a few animals drawn on them, and then an inspirational slogan written:

"New semester, new image, let's set sail and fly together."

"Success = hard work + the right way + less empty talk"

There is also a cheerful tone, but the content is super fake "Three Character Sutra":

"New semester, new look, new pursuit, new goal. In the early morning, the sun was shining, super excited, and ...... into school"

Who is super excited when they enter the school! It's super painful, right? Any student who looks cheap and can't wait to start school will be beaten by his classmates!

Around the blackboard newspaper, whether it is praise or provocative, Zhuang Ni's evaluation of anyone is peaceful, or deaf, she only cares about what the squad leader says.

"There is nothing to say about beauty," the class leader stood in front of the blackboard newspaper, considering his own words, "but should we add a little more words to encourage everyone to study hard?" ”

"It's useless," Zhuang Ni said coldly while drawing a sideways sketch of the squad leader on paper, "Those who know how to work hard have already worked hard, and those who don't want to work hard are useless with a hundred slogans." And this shijie on the zuihou occupies the center stage.,It's a super hard-working genius.,Or a super genius who works hard in general.,Intelligent mediocrity.,No matter how hard you work.,It's also a vassal of people.。 ”

"Hey!" The squad leader felt that Zhuang Ni's words were too much.

Xiaoqin listened to it next to her, but she seemed to be inspired.

"Huh? It turns out that I can succeed in manga with just a few hard work......"

How? Do you think you're a "super genius" when it comes to comics? Where the hell did you get your confidence? Don't you know that your "Cthulhu is also going to fall in love" has become a negative example of some people attacking Guoman because of its poor painting work!

In the post bar related to "Cthulhu is also in love", such remarks can be seen from time to time:

"This kind of comic can also be serialized, which really makes people laugh out of their teeth, even if it is an online serialization, it is too much!"

"That's it! That 'Teacher Shui Cess' claims to be a 14-year-old female junior high school student, and uses this to attract attention, who knows if it's true or not? I guess he's a picky uncle! ”

"It's still a Japanese manga! I will never watch Guoman for the rest of my life! ”

"Hello traitor, traitor zaijian."

"You're sick! I don't watch Chinese football yet! Look at the Brazilian team is also a traitor? ”

"Guoman can't be revitalized, it's because the system is not **, and there are traitors everywhere! **Banzai! Put the traitor in the oil pot! ”

often goes off topic in the middle of the discussion, and then it becomes another post, and there are some hearsay, and they haven't seen "Cthulhu is in love too" at all, so they come to join in the fun.

"What? The cress teacher who serialized the comics on the Internet is a mole sent by the Japanese!? Is it to ruin Guoman's reputation? ”

"Did you take your medicine upstairs? After taking the medicine, wash and sleep, why don't you say that the Brazilian team sent a traitor to ruin the reputation of the Chinese men's football team? ”

"Enough! Have these people read other people's cartoons? "Ke Ai" is a good comic with a rigorous setting, exquisite drawing, and a touching plot! I'm looking forward to the 5th episode update every day! At the end of episode 4, Father Dagon discovers that the mother god Hüdra and Cthulhu are having an adulterous affair, and is about to hire a killer to kill Cthulhu! I want to know the result! ”

"You're not the one who chased after the manga, right? Episode 5 has been updated last night, although the capacity is a little small, but it still says that the killer hired by Dagon is cross-eyed, and he missed the bullet with a sniper rifle, and it is hitting the chrysanthemum of Mr. Ke who just came out of the anorectal hospital, so Mr. Ke went to the hospital again......"

"Nima, don't spoil it! I'm going to see it now! ”

Zhuang Ni told the squad leader that if she was not satisfied with the blackboard newspaper, she could redraw it tonight, as long as the squad leader was supervising her.

The squad leader hesitated for a while, on the one hand, he felt that the starry sky on the blackboard was the fruit of Zhuang Ni's labor, and it was a pity to destroy it, and on the other hand, he seemed to want to go home on time and be coquettish with his mother (I guess), so he reluctantly agreed, and used Zhuang Ni's design to impact this week's blackboard newspaper evaluation.

In the afternoon Chinese class, after reading the blackboard newspaper, the old man Zhang verbally praised the painter's art skills, but Zhuang Ni obviously did not appreciate it, and did not want to listen to the man's praise.

Praise is praise, and the old man Zhang also found that there was no text on the blackboard newspaper like other classes to encourage everyone to learn, so he specially told us the story of "Su Wu Shepherd", and encouraged us to study hard with Su Wu's hardships and hardships back then.

"You know what? At that time, Hou Shan Yu said: 'Only when the sheep is born can Su Wu return to the Han Dynasty. 'What kind of sheep is the goat?' It's the ram! So this is obviously difficult for the strongman, telling Su Wu that if he wants to return to the Han Dynasty, he must let the ram produce milk......"

"How can a ram produce milk? Shan Yu is too bad! Some classmates expressed sympathy for Su Wu's experience.

Gonggong Cao laughed and said: "In fact, as long as Su Wu uses his brains, he can still take out a bowl of 'ram's milk' for Shan Yu to drink!" If I were Su Wu's deputy, history would be rewritten......"

Rewrite your sister! Just drinking that kind of "ram's milk" will force him to start a war against the Han Dynasty immediately! What a shame! Is it tolerable or unbearable!

"Hahahahaha-" Xiong Yaoyue listened to Grandpa Cao's meat jokes, laughed so much that her stomach cramped, and knocked her desk, Zuihou was called up by the Chinese teacher, and stood at the back of the classroom with Grandpa Cao.

The two of them stood quite close to the blackboard, so that they could watch Zhuang Ni's masterpiece closely.

In order to avoid the two people at the penalty station from talking to each other, Xiong Yaoyue was arranged to the left of the blackboard, that is, behind me and Xiaoqin, while Cao Gonggong was arranged to the right of the blackboard, that is, behind the squad leader and the chameleon.

Xiong Yaoyue stood bored, and didn't dare to blatantly play with her mobile phone without covering, so she quietly talked to me and Xiaoqin.

"Ye Lin, Xiaoqin, have you two seen the robot Amy's there? Is that the one called 'Rabbit'? A few days ago, it fired an anesthetic needle at the convection of Lang Han on the street! This violates the three laws of robots! How does it do it? ”

I would like to know, as a girl but knowing the existence of the "Three Laws of Robots", how masculine your hobby is?

"Didn't you say that the rabbit was ordered by Amy to go to the street to buy potato chips, and then he was almost broken by the rogue to collect scrap metal before attacking the other party?"

Xiaoqin used the Chinese textbook as a cover and talked to Xiong Yaoyue in a low voice.

"However, the first of the three laws of robots is 'robots must not harm humans'! How can the rabbit violate the first law and hurt the Liuhan? ”

I cleared my throat.

"Haven't you heard Dr. Yu say that? The rabbit follows the modified version of the three laws of the robot, the first one has been appropriately modified, and the result of the modification is that the rabbit must not hurt the owner, nor can it stand idly by and watch the owner be harmed, and there is no restriction on others. ”

"It seems that there is such a thing...... Xiong Yaoyue recalled, "It seems that Amy is the first master, Dr. Yu is the second master, Ye Lin is the third master, and I am the fourth master, and the importance is reduced in order ......"

"Huh? In this way, if I push Ye Lin down while joking, then the rabbit may attack me! On the other hand, you pushed me down, but forced the rabbit to care? ”

"Don't use the word 'push down' that is so easy to misunderstand, okay? And the rabbit was originally 2B, don't you know that its model is B-2? Two days ago, it attacked the Wanderer, protecting itself on the one hand, and on the other hand, it probably thought that Amy would die if she couldn't eat potato chips! So whoever prevents it from getting potato chips is an enemy who endangers the first owner! ”

"By the way, it still seems to think that humans will die ten minutes after leaving the wifi signal, and it turns out that robots will also be brain-dead......"