Chapter 814: Targeted
Mi Zixuan's snort was full of the fragrant fragrance emanating from the girl's tender body, and his soul flew, and he didn't pay attention to Tang Yihan's words at all, and nodded stupidly while looking at Tang Yihan's perfect pretty face.
Tang Yihan is not a roundworm in Mi Zixuan's stomach, so he knows that all he thinks about is inappropriate content for children? I thought he understood, exhaled, and immediately turned around and ran, if she didn't leave, she would be late.
Mi Zixuan was very disappointed when he saw Tang Yihan's departure, and began to look at Tang Yihan's dormitory boredly, saying that it was a dormitory rather than an apartment, the accommodation conditions of American universities are much better than those in Huaxia, there are no bunk beds at all, everyone has a separate room, and the school also allows students to arrange their bedrooms according to their own preferences, so that students can fully show their personality, so each student's room is different.
Mi Zixuan didn't know about other people's rooms, but he knew what Tang Yihan's room was like, full of posters of celebrities, just like those little girls chasing stars in Huaxia, the room was a little messy, there were a few books scattered on the desk, a laptop that was not closed, and there was still half a cup of coffee in the cup that she drank yesterday, the quilt on the bed was not folded, just slumped there, there were still some messy clothes on the bed, etc., Mi Zixuan found the baby, he ran over in a few steps and picked it up to take a look, and immediately had a lewd smile on his face, These small clothes are obviously Tang Yihan's underwear, girly and white.
Mi Zixuan put it in front of his nose and sniffed it very pervertedly, and then he had an intoxicated expression, so perverted that he was a mess, if Tang Yihan saw it, there was a chance that the computer on the desk would be smashed on Mi Zixuan's face as a dead pervert.
Mi Zixuan was not interested in playing for a while, he still went to the ground casually, and began to walk around the room, the room was not big, eleven or twelve square meters, it didn't take half a minute for Mi Zixuan to turn around, and soon he was bored to death, and he lay directly on Tang Yihan's bed and began to roll, getting rid of a leper dog whose owner was not at home and wanted to go to bed.
Mi Zixuan squirmed on the bed like a king-size maggot, and soon messed up Tang Yihan's bed.
After more than ten minutes, Mi Zixuan really couldn't stand this boredom, he planned to go out for a walk, all of them were exploring, as for Tang Yihan's words to tell him not to run around, he didn't listen to it at all, then he would patronize Tang Yihan, so do you have the heart to listen to her?
Mi Zixuan went out, there were still a lot of people in the corridor, a black man in a hip-hop suit, a girl dressed coolly, sexy and with different skin tones, a brain-dead boy with a muscled upper body, etc., directly ignored the man Mi Zixuan, the thief's eyes turned around on a dry girl, in Huaxia he looked so unscrupulously, he had already been whipped by a grumpy Chinese girl with a bag so that his wife didn't know him, but this is in the United States, American girls have a hot and bold personality, not only do they think that Mi Zixuan looks at them like this is very rude, On the contrary, he thought it was an affirmation of his figure and appearance, and smiled and made sultry movements to tease him, which made Mi Zixuan feel like he had come to Lichun Courtyard, but the girls here were all foreign girls, and there was no bustard and turtle father, and he said, "Master, you are here, please inside, do you want to find that girl to accompany you today?" "It's even more perfect.
The aesthetics of American girls are also very different from Huaxia sister paper, Mi Zixuan's type, in the eyes of Huaxia sister paper, the appearance is too ordinary, but in the eyes of American girls, Mi Zixuan is a handsome guy, Huaxia girls mainly look at the face, American girls mainly look at the figure, dead heat in the summer, dead heat, Mi Zixuan will wear too much, in the clothes of Donald Donald, he is too small, he wears it as if he is wearing tights, so that the good figure immediately shows off, and several American girls salivate.
A sexy and bewitching girl in a short skirt walked over, stretched out her finger against Mi Zixuan's chest and smiled: "Hi, my name is Julie, what's your name?" ”
In the past, Mi Zixuan took the initiative to flirt with his sister, but today he was teased by his sister, which immediately made him feel refreshed, feeling that the United States is his paradise, this place is so special and beautiful, and immediately smiled: "Just call me rice." ”
Julie was a little unfamiliar with the Chinese word rice, but still said, "Okay, rice, do you want to date me?" ”
Mi Zixuan's head immediately lit like a rattle, this thing is not a decent gentleman, it was not before, it is not now, and it will never be in the future, such a sexy and hot beauty wants to date him, he is naturally willing.
Julie grabbed Mi Zixuan's collar and dragged him to her room, which made Mi Zixuan feel even more that she had come to Lichun Courtyard, and the girl inside was too bold, so she didn't say anything, and dragged people directly.
As soon as the door closed, Julie gave Mi Zixuan a wall knock, in her opinion, the figure of this oriental guy in front of her is simply too sexy, she really doesn't mind having something with him, after saying that, when she came to the university, Julie vowed to complete several goals, such as sleeping with a teacher, and sleeping all over the school handsome guys with different skin tones, and Mi Zixuan is a handsome guy with yellow skin, which is very much in line with his taste.
On the other side, Tang Yihan also came to the classroom out of breath, and a black girl with pigtails next to her said, "Lydia, why did you come?" ”
Tang Yihan put his bag under the table and panted breathlessly, "What's the matter, Abby?" ”
Abby stabbed Tang Yihan's full chest and said, "Little goblin, you're in trouble!" ”
Tang Yihan frowned and said, "What's the trouble?" ”
Abby shrugged her shoulders in an American manner and said, "Marchie let it out, if you dare to seduce her boyfriend, she will teach you a hard lesson." ”
Tang Yihan patted his head and said, "God, is she an idiot?" When did I get her boyfriend? Speaking of this, Tang Yihan suddenly said: "It's really Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here." This sentence was said in Chinese, and Abby naturally couldn't understand it, and wondered: "What are you talking about, Dilia?" ”
A girl in a white miniskirt walked over, followed by two girls who were equally cool and sexy, and the one in the white skirt was what Abby called March.
Ma Qi sat behind Tang Yihan and clasped his hands on his chest and said proudly: "Dillia, I warn you, if you are approaching Jules, I want you to look good." ”
Tang Yihan had 10,000 grass and mud horses whistling past at this time, you treat Jules as a fast treasure, but he is not attractive to me at all, right? He took the initiative to ask me out.
Tang Yihan frowned and stretched out a finger and said: "Marchie, first, I'm not interested in your boyfriend, second, he took the initiative to ask me out, you'd better take care of your little boyfriend, don't let him see the girl like a little wolf dog in heat, OK?" ”
March immediately said angrily: "You ......"
Before she could finish speaking, a chubby white man walked in, and before he could reach the podium he said, "Gentlemen, ladies welcome you to the coolest and most handsome Angelo's lesson, which you will never forget." ”
Angelo walked to the podium and clapped his hands, and immediately someone pushed an autopsy cabinet, the so-called dissecting cabinet is a king-size refrigerator, in which there is a corpse soaked in formalin, there is a wrench on the autopsy cabinet, the cabinet will be opened after a few shakes, and the corpse will be slowly lifted up.
Before Angelo could open the cabinet, the unpleasant and pungent smell of formalin and corpse stench reached everyone's nose, and many people covered their noses.
Abby said with a bitter face: "It's miserable, it's miserable, this time Angelo is really real, I heard that many people vomit and vomit in his anatomy class, and they can't eat anything for several days." ”
Tang Yihan's face was also wrinkled, and she whispered: "I hope Angelo doesn't go too far this time, otherwise I will have to starve to death." ”
Angelo's anatomy class was notoriously disgusting at the university, and few people could watch him fiddle with corpses in his class without throwing up.
Angelo rubbed his hands at this time and laughed: "You guys are very lucky this time, we just got a brand new corpse, which means that it has not been dissected yet, you can dissect him yourself, now I need a few assistants, do you have the initiative to help me with this?" ”
Everyone lowered their heads instantly, although they were all freshmen, but they had already heard the old students say, if anyone signed up to help Angelo dissect the corpse, then Sannei didn't want to go back to the dormitory to rest, he had to stay in the autopsy room for three days, when the autopsy was done, when could he go back, three days, who could stand eating and living in the autopsy room? Sleeping on the autopsy cabinet, the corpse below, surrounded by specimens of various organs of the human body, and there are other autopsy cabinets inside, which are better during the day, and the timid people have to be scared to death at night.
Whoever takes the initiative to sign up is a fool.
Angelo knew that no one would take the initiative to sign up, so he just ordered a few guys he didn't like to look at and fix them well, when at this moment, March suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched Tang Yihan's waist, and Tang Yihan stood up in pain.
Angelo immediately smiled and said, "Delia, you are very good." ”
Tang Yihan hurriedly said: "I don't ......"
Angelo didn't give her a chance to speak at all, and immediately said, "Is there anyone else?" ”
Everyone continued to be ostriches, Angelo looked at Tang Yihan and shrugged his shoulders and said: "Dilya, I'm sorry, it seems that you have to dissect this corpse alone, if you can dissect this corpse in three days, then you won't have to listen to my class in the future, I will give you A." ”
Tang Yihan exclaimed: "What? Three days, Mr. Angelo, what are you kidding, how can I finish the dissection in three days alone? ”
Angelo shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then I'm sorry, if you can't dissect it, I can only let you rebuild it next year." ”