Chapter 7: A Silly Couple
The bucket was made very casually, so it was like taking a chopstick holder out of the kitchen and making do with it. The entire Nine Gates were filled with a thick shabby atmosphere.
Lian Youyou had already let go of the fat Buddha and stood in front of Uncle Taiji.
The fat Buddha then raised his hand and sniffed the Bodhi beads on his wrist, and sure enough, there was no rich fragrance when Fang Cailian shook hands with him. He smiled, don't say, don't say~~
The old man has a rickety figure and a gray beard.
Lian Youyou was surprised when she saw this: "Oh, uncle, what have you been through?" The vicissitudes of life are engraved on your face, and your eyes are full of sorrow, you tell me, I may be able to help you." ”
"How can you help?" Yun Yao jumped in, she had long been tired of seeing this lotus Youyou, she was intimate with her brother Rin when she came, and when she arrived, she first got close to her brother, and then shook hands all over the yard, without the slightest reserve of her daughter's family, and she didn't know the difference between men and women.
Lian Youyou looked at Yun Yao, Yun Xi followed, everyone had already divided into courtyards, and continued to watch the newcomer Lian Youyou, as well as the strange man who probed his brain everywhere and watched curiously.
Yun Yao stood in front of Lian Youyou, with her hands around her chest, aggressive: "The matter of the coffin master, unless it is an immortal, no one can help." ”
Lian Youyou raised her eyebrows and smiled, and clapped her hands: "Oops! Coincidentally, I happen to be a fairy!"
When they boarded, everyone was stunned, and they all looked at Rin Tingjun lying on a bench in the hall, did you bring back a stupid girl?
"Hehe, master, it's so big here!" The strange man who was looking around also spoke, and when he saw the steamed buns, he lost the package and grabbed two, and turned around to look at Lianyouyou excitedly, "Master! There are also steamed buns! It's good to be an official, hehehe. He Shiqi's simple smile was 100% silly.
Everyone's eyes turned back again, eyebrows, I'm afraid this didn't bring a pair of fools back!
How can this pair of fools, a man and a woman, still be the mascots of their nine gates?
"That's He Shiqi, the servant of this god. Lian Youyou put her hands behind her back, and began to talk endlessly, her tone was casual and low-key, "What about this god, this time I went down to earth for the calamity, ah." You ninth gate, from now on, have been covered by this god, hahaha - no thanks, what about you, you don't have to worship me all day long, I'm very easy-going, very low-key, just treat me as an ordinary person. I don't want incense or candles or anything. That's what you folk came up with on their own, who do you say we immortals want to eat incense candles? Don't you smoke?"
"Ahem. Sanniang couldn't hold back all of a sudden, choking on the cigarette, this lotus looked stupid, but it was quite funny.
Lian Youyou walked to the coffin again and held his skinny hand: "So, if you have anything, just tell me, I will definitely be able to help you solve it." ”
The coffin master was angry at this time. He sank his face, withdrew his hand vigorously, turned around with his sleeves, and squatted under the old banyan tree beside him with an angry face, without the detachment he had when he had done Tai Chi in the morning.
When everyone saw that he was angry, they also fell silent, they knew about the coffin master, but this lotus was long, and they didn't know.
Little Lettuce stretched out her hand and groped out of the door, standing by the door, her eyes closed and looking in the direction of Lianyouyou.
Lian Youyou noticed that she turned to look at the little lettuce, the original playful smile disappeared from her face, she walked towards the little lettuce and stretched out her hand, but halfway through, it was withdrawn, and her face was more gentle: "I won't touch you, I'm afraid that what you see will frighten you." ”
Everyone didn't understand what Lian Youyou meant by what he said to Little Lettuce, but they just thought that this Lian Youyou was crazy and weird.
But the little lettuce raised her face and closed her eyes in some surprise to look at the lotus.
Sanniang lazily leaned against the door of the wing room and sneered: "Xiao Rinzi~~ You brought a stupid girl back, talking nonsense here, and making the coffin master angry, which tendon are you?
Rin Tingjun was still silent, he slept and would not speak again.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry. Home and everything is prosperous~~" The fat Buddha hurriedly squatted down beside the coffin master, "Coffin master, don't be angry, that lotus doesn't know the past, and she is blunt." ”
The coffin master put aside his face, continued to sulk, took out two walnuts from his arms, and began to knead them in his hands.
"Isn't she an immortal?how can an immortal not know about the past?" Yun Yao teased Lian Youyou funny.
Yun Xi came up and grabbed Yun Yao, and looked at her funny: "What are you talking about with her? She's a stupid girl! You are more serious with a stupid girl, is she stupid, or are you stupid?"
"Brother, you're really angry with me!" Yun Yao was angry, "Can't a fool say it? Can't you blame a fool for saying the wrong thing? This is a fool killing people and it's not a crime?! The most infuriating thing is how Brother Rin brought two fools back!"
Seeing that there was a quarrel in the yard, Little Lettuce retracted her body again.
"Stop!" Yun Xi raised his right hand and sniffed, "Your Excellency is back!"
Everyone looked out the door.
Lian Youyou swept around the courtyard, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and seven of the eight divine guards, and only one person was missing. Add her, Qi Huo, just two tables of mahjong!
Just as he was thinking, a blue-blue ball hurried to the door. I saw Yao Guang trotting into the courtyard with his official robe, obviously a fat man, but he ran like a ball jumping and jumping, which was extremely light.
"Your Excellency!" everyone saluted in unison. The coffin master also endured his anger and got up.
Yao Guang stood still, panting and looking at everyone: "Xiao, is Xiao Rinzi back?"
Everyone was about to point to the hall, and suddenly, Lian Youyou rushed out, and his hands were stretched out: "Xiao Guang~~~ A thousand years of farewell~~~" Lian Youyou pounced directly on Yao Guang and hugged his ball-like body
In an instant, the audience was silent.
Rin Tingjun also opened his eyes and got up, looking at the lotus who was hugging Yao Guang in the courtyard. This woman has such a strong taste!
Yao Guang was also stunned, no woman had ever hugged herself in half his life.
Lian Youyou let go of Yao Guang, and then held Yao Guang's arm, and looked up and down like an old acquaintance: "Oh, I'm jumping, Xiaoguang, why are you fat and a pig?!"
Yao Guang also carefully looked at the lotus in front of him, for some reason, he saw that this lotus was not as gorgeous as their Sanniang, nor was Yun Yao delicate, but she had an indescribable and unexplained air of being out of the world, and this special and beautiful temperament was hidden under the chivalrous spirit of her children on the surface.
"Oh, Xiao Guang, you used to be handsome and extraordinary, one of the top ten beautiful men in the Three Realms, why did you look so low-key when you went down to earth?
When everyone heard Lian Youyou's words, they were all dumbfounded!