Text Text_Chapter 88: Sweeping thousands of armies is like a sweep
It may be that God can't get used to Li Nannan's face when he slaughters others, so after he was full of food and drink, he felt uncomfortable in his stomach, and after walking out of the box, he grabbed his legs and trotted all the way into the bathroom.
People have three impatiences, internal urgency, sexual urgency, and mental urgency.
When you are anxious and impatient, as long as you can grit your teeth and persevere, you can basically endure it, but when you go to the toilet, you can't bear it even if you grit your teeth - so when Li Nannan got up from the toilet and lifted his pants, he sighed happily, feeling that life is the most beautiful enjoyment, but he can find the toilet when he is in a hurry.
It was the voice of the one in the toilet on the right who was so anxious to hum hard when he was constipated, which was a little disappointing in his ears, and invisibly lowered his happiness index a lot.
In modern society, as people pay more and more attention to personal privacy, in the toilet of many high-end occasions, beautiful music will basically be played uninterruptedly, which can cultivate people's sentiments at the same time, but also cover up the indecent sound made by some constipated people when they enter the toilet.
Therefore, that is, Li Nannan can hear that there are also people in the toilet next to him, and others should not hear that he has been here, and he has to wave his sleeves after he is done, and he will leave without taking away a trace of clouds.
Just as the door was about to open, the toilet door was pulled open from the outside.
When people rush to the bathroom to squat on the toilet, it is normal to open the door and find that there are people inside, at most they laugh awkwardly and quickly close the next one.
So when this young man in a black shirt opened the toilet door occupied by Li Nannan, he didn't think much about it, in order to avoid embarrassment, he also smiled first, and was about to politely say I have finished pulling, you continue, this toilet is very comfortable to squat, and the smile froze at the corner of his mouth.
It's normal to open the wrong door, but after the person who opened the door found that there were people inside, not only did he not exit in time, but quickly flashed in, and his right hand flipped over, and there was a sharp and cold saber, which stabbed Li Nannan in the heart viciously, which was abnormal.
Grass,, someone will come to assassinate you, and this will make people unable to live?
Li Nannan scolded in his heart, his waist was quickly half-twisted, and the saber that stabbed him in the heart grazed his chest and poked it, making a cut in his shirt.
There used to be a joke about a miser who was bitten on the ankle by a dog, and suddenly laughed and said that he was lucky not to wear socks today.
Li Nannan is not stingy to that level, but after a good shirt was cut out, he was still furious, and while raising his hand to grab the man's wrist, his left hand grabbed the back of his neck, and then he stabbed the inertia and pushed forward violently.
There was a muffled thud, and the man's forehead slammed against the wall covered with white porcelain.
This person must not have practiced kung fu such as iron head gong, otherwise he would not have been hit on the head immediately and bled out, as if a number of plum blossoms were painted on the white wall, and the red and black were very artistic.
Similarly, this also proves that the person who tried to assassinate Li Nanfang is a not very good guy, and he is at the lowest level in the killer world.
This is the second time that Li Nannan has been assassinated by an unpopular killer in just over ten days since he came to Qingshan City, and the last time he had just met Yue Zitong, this time he dined with her in a Western restaurant.
Instinctively, Li Nannan united the two inexplicable assassinations: Yue Zitong is making trouble again?
However, he quickly rejected this idea, and through the days he spent with Yue Zitong, Li Nannan could see that she was bad in one way or another, and he was even more sure that she would never buy murder to try to kill herself.
This time, Li Nannan didn't plan to let go of the killer as easily as he did last time, raised his foot to close the toilet door, grabbed the man's right wrist and slammed it on the toilet, and the saber fell to the ground with a thud.
The music is still so melodious, just like the constipated buddy in the toilet next to him, who is still struggling hard, without the slightest notice, Li Nannan is fighting.
He pressed the killer's head into the toilet bowl and pressed the water valve, and there was a snoring sound, and the water flooded his head, making him struggle desperately, trying to raise his head.
The head blocked the drain of the toilet, and when it was just flooded, the killer was caught off guard and drank a few sips of water, which was inevitable.
Li Nannan raised his foot and stepped on his ankle, pressing his neck tightly, his eyes were cold.
After the man's struggle gradually weakened from haste, Li Nannan grabbed him by the collar with his left hand, pulled him out of the toilet, pressed his head on the edge of the toilet, and stepped on one foot, leaving him without any room for resistance.
Waiting for him to spit out a few big salivas, Li Nannan asked lightly: "Say, who sent you to kill me?" β
The man rolled his eyes with difficulty, and when he saw Li Nannan's face, he was obviously frozen, coughed and said in a dumb voice: "Wrong, wrong." β
"What's wrong?"
After Li Nannan asked this sentence, he understood: "You have found the wrong target." β
The man nodded with difficulty.
Li Nannan saw that he was not lying, and he couldn't laugh or cry, so he raised his foot and let go of him.
The man was just about to stand up, when Li Nannan spoke: "Kneel, don't move, or you will die." β
The man immediately stopped his movements, and fell on the toilet again very obediently, this is a self-aware one, who assassinated Li Nannan in a hurry, but was countered in an instant, and the reality told him that he was facing a master, and it was best not to have any ideas, so as not to cause death.
"Who are you going to kill?"
Li Nannan wiped his nose and said, "This question shouldn't make you violate the rules of the realm." β
The man was silent for a moment before he asked in a low voice, "You, you are also a peer in the realm?" β
Li Nannan smiled and said slowly: "I don't need to deliberately underestimate the killer industry, but I can be sure that if I go to become a professional killer, it will definitely be at the ancestral level." This is not the point, the point is that I will not embarrass you, after answering my question, you will get out of the house immediately, and polish your tricks when doing things in the future, so as not to die a clear death. β
The man was silent again for a moment before he said, "My name is Chen Dali, and the people on the road call the invincible sweeping of thousands of armies in the United States like the invincible little overlordββ"
"Stop, you don't need to show your golden signboard, how embarrassing is it to scare me into peeing my pants? Say, who do you want to kill! β
Li Nannan suddenly admired this killer a little, because of his shamelessness, he had a lot of fight with himself, he drank a few sips of toilet water, and he showed off that he was sweeping thousands of troops.
"Someone invested 300,000 yuan and asked me to kill Feng Yunting."
Chen Dali spat again, and finally got to the point.
"Feng Yunting?"
"That's right, the young owner of Cloud World, the largest real estate developer in Qingshan City."
"Grass, Feng Yunting is only worth 300,000?"
Li Nannan was a little surprised, in his opinion, if you want to kill Feng Gongzi for money, you will have to get at least millions, this Chen Dali dared to take this job for 300,000 yuan, either his head was caught by the door, or he was poor and crazy.
Chen Dali explained depressedly: "Originally, it was 10 million, but I just got started, and people gave me a 0.3 discount." Don't look down on me, I'm invincible and swept thousands of armies - I'm not killing innocent people indiscriminately, I'm also very principled in killing people, and I don't kill people who are not rich and unkind, and who are extremely vicious. When I was a child, my biggest dream was to be a chivalrous man who helped the weak with hoes...... Have you heard of Chu Liuxiang? β
Li Nannan was really not interested, and discussed his biggest childhood dream in the toilet with a beginner killer with an abnormal brain, and while it was funny, he just felt that he was pitiful.
"Ahem!"
A heavy cough came from outside the door.
Li Nannan turned his head and looked out along the crack in the door, and saw a person with a happy face, walking quickly, who was not Feng Yunting, the young owner of Cloud World Real Estate Group, who was it?
"Damn, I'm at the wrong door!"
Chen Dali also saw it, closed his eyes in pain, and muttered: "This bastard's life is really good, according to the introduction, more than ten days ago, three super invincible professional killers, when they assassinated him in a bathing city, they also went to the wrong door - as a result, they met an even more super invincible master, and after the mission failed, the employer was forced to kill them." β
He numbled the one next door, how can this fool be able to let Lao Tzu block the gun for him twice?
Li Nannan suddenly realized, his depression was overflowing, and he began to regret that when he ordered food, why was he so petty and only ordered tens of thousands of yuan?
He didn't want to know who was going to kill Feng Yunting, and he was ruthless enough to be sure, even if the killer wanted to kill Feng Gongzi in front of him, he would stand by and watch - who made this stupid person overwhelmed himself, so he had to pursue Yue Zitong?
"Chen Dali, count your fortune, after the failure of this assassination mission, it was not discovered by the employer, so there is no need to be killed. Three hundred thousand, grass, a lot? If you kill someone for 300,000, you must be lacking roots. β
Li Nannan scolded and asked, "Very short of money?" β
Chen Dali immediately nodded heavily: "It's very lacking." β
"How many people have you killed before?"
"It's the first time."
"Honestly?"
Li Nannan looked at the knife on the ground, a common saber on the market, dozens of yuan a piece, and there was no blade.
Chen Dali, who was kneeling on the ground, raised his right hand and stretched out two fingers, and swore with an emotional curse: "I am invincible and swept away thousands of armies - if I Chen Dali has half a lie, let me thunder and thunder in the sky, and I will not die well!" β
"It's three hundred yuan, it's not a lot of money, let's make do with it first. Don't do this, you're really not the material for this bowl of rice, so you might as well find a proper job. β
Li Nannan took out a few banknotes, threw them on Chen Dali's face, turned around and opened the door and walked out.
Chen Dali's voice came from behind: "Daxia, may I ask what is your name?" β
"I Li Nannan has a habit, that is, doing good deeds never leaves a name."
Li Nannan waved his hand without looking back, and walked away.
After getting out of the bathroom, he remembered that he hadn't washed his hands yet - forget it, lest he see that stupid lack again, and give him a few hundred dollars as soon as his heart softened, but he was only given the title of a useless hero.
Fortunately, there is also a toilet in the box, but washing her hands in front of Officer Bai will almost affect her good appetite for food, but in order to save a few hundred yuan more, Li Nannan can't care about other people's appetites.
Bai Ling'er was not in the box.
As soon as Li Nannan walked into the bathroom, she stood up and hurriedly walked to the hall.
She wanted to go below and ask how much the meal cost, and then call the bureau for help-as soon as she walked to the corner of the second floor, Fan Xiangjun immediately greeted her with a shy smile: "Ling'er!" β
Bai Ling'er didn't want to pay attention to her, especially when Li Jie was by her side, but she still stopped and asked coldly, "Is there something wrong?" β
"Ling'er, weβcan we go to the room and talk?"
Fan Xiangjun stretched out his hand to take Bai Ling'er's hand, the smile on his face turned into a pleading color, and whispered: "For the sake of our former good friends, give me a chance." β