Chapter 4 Five packets of laxatives
Before six people rushed up, Bai Mu had already rushed over, and he was in an extremely unhappy mood now, and there was nowhere to vent this sense of disparity from heaven to earth.
Like a ghost, he appeared next to the person closest to him in the blink of an eye, raised his slender fingers, and slapped it over, and the person flew three or four meters directly.
Then I heard only a "pop pop" sound, and the second flew out, and the third, and the fourth...... The six of them were all whipped away in less than ten seconds, and their faces were swollen like pigs' heads and wailing on the ground.
It's a mess.
"Is this master's transmission really not successful?"
The face is full of incredulity.
"Awesome my brother, this is a humanoid tyrannosaurus."
"Am I on the wrong set?"
"Hey, it's you, don't go! Didn't you say that you could turn the tables and eat Xiang live? ”
The students in the distance were boiling again.
Ren Feng looked at the six people lying on the ground in shock, and his legs standing in the car were a little weak.
"You, you... Want... What? Raising his head and seeing Bai Mu walking towards him with a murderous face, Ren Feng's body trembled like chaff.
"What are you doing? you. Shiraki roared.
I have encountered this in the fairy world, and others have seen that he is walking around, and now it is good to come to this unlucky morning three waves, and Bai Mu is in an extremely bad mood now.
One hand grabbed Ren Feng's neck and pulled Ren Feng out like a chicken.
Ren Feng's face turned red after a while, his hands grabbed Bai Mu's wrists, and his feet kicked in the air, his heart was shrouded in the fear of death, because Bai Mu's eyes were too cold.
A student had seen it, such a look, fear boundless fear.
"Huh?"
Suddenly, a smell of urine came into Bai Mu's nose, and Ren Feng was about to roll his eyes at this time.
", bad luck." The white horse immediately threw Ren Feng out.
Ren Feng, who was sitting on the ground, didn't care if he peed his pants or not, whether he was ashamed or not, and breathed in the fresh air.
"In the future, don't mess with Lao Tzu again, go back and tell Xiao Wang and the king, don't pretend to be forced in front of Lao Tzu, the special thing is to form a king to bomb, and Lao Tzu will also dismantle him." Bai Mu said arrogantly to Ren Feng on the ground.
Ren Feng, who was sitting on the ground, dared to reply, bowing his head like a mourner.
"If you don't give Lao Tzu a roll, it's hard to ask Lao Tzu to invite you to lunch." Bai Mu scolded again.
The six people who were originally lying on the ground and wailing immediately jumped up like rabbits, picked up Ren Feng and ran away.
"I'll go, is Lao Tzu light?" Bai Mu looked at his hands, and then at the people who seemed to be in a hurry to be reincarnated.
"Steamed bun god of war, steamed bun god of war, steamed bun god of war ......"
The classmates who ate melons were all boiling, and they all shouted feverishly with red faces pulling their throats.
The owners of the barbecue stalls in front of the school all held a handful of barbecue meat and yelled a few times.
Bai Mu sao stroked his hair, waved his hand to the surrounding classmates, and then walked towards the Yiyuan Hotel with small steps, and followed as if he had taken expired 'aphrodisiac'.
"Boss, wait for me."
Tu Tu even changed his title, and he was forced to be a little brother by force in front of him, and he didn't accept it, but now he knelt down directly, and he couldn't accept it, it was too violent.
"Boss, wait for me."
"The sample can't accept your ...... yet"
Bai Mu hooked an arc in the sun, the previous unhappiness was swept away, listening to the shouts that were still shouting the sky and the earth behind him, he looked up at the sky, his starry eyes were brilliant, and his heart officially accepted his current identity.
......
Yiyuan sprinkle shop, not far from the school, Bai Mu and the two arrived not long after, Mi Xiaosu white Mercedes-Benz SL parked in the parking space in front of the hotel is very conspicuous.
Yiyuan Hotel is really nothing in Xingsha, but it is the best in Hanmin Middle School.
The two of them had just raised their legs and entered the door of the hotel. The welcome lady greeted her.
"How many gentlemen?" Asked Shiraki, but Shiraki didn't answer.
"We're going to the Tamron box." Tu Tu stepped forward and said with a smile.
A hint of surprise flashed at the welcome, Bai Mu's whole body was no more than a hundred yuan, and at first glance he was a child from a poor family, but he was dressed like a rich second generation's Tutu answer.
Tenglong box is the best box in Yiyuan, the minimum consumption has to be 1888 to enter, is it possible that the beautiful little girl who drives a Mercedes-Benz SL today invites the protagonist is this poor boy?
The welcome lady suppressed the surprised thought in her heart, and immediately said, "Okay, please come with me." ”
led the two of them towards the Tenglong suitcase.
When the two of them pushed open the door of the suitcase, a large round table was filled with all kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, and there were eighteen dishes in total.
Mi Xiaosu and her tablemate Chu Yao sat and chatted.
Although Chu Yao is not as beautiful as Mi Xiaosu, she is not bad, and she can be regarded as a colonel in an ordinary school.
Seeing Bai Mu come in, Mi Xiaosu said softly, "It's here." ”
Mi Xiaosu's voice sounded gentle and lovely, but Tu Tu shivered, and felt like a sheep in the mouth of a tiger.
Bai Mu looked at the dishes on the table with bright eyes, and didn't even look at Mi Xiaosu and Chu Yao.
"Are you ready to eat?" Shiraki asked, but the man had already rushed to the table and started directly.
Mi Xiaosu and Chu Yao have black lines on their heads, the two of us are beautiful women, and they can't compare to a meal.
Bai Mu is in the mood to care so much, he has long been hungry, and the little bun in the morning has long been digested.
Mi Xiaosu lost his temper and came up, "Are you the womb of a hungry ghost?" ”
Chu Yao on the side looked disdainful, but she still pulled Rami Xiaosu's clothes behind her back, she knew what Mi Xiaosu was going to do today.
"I mean you eat slowly." Mi Xiaosu suddenly regained her gentleness.
"I'll go, this food won't be poisonous." Listening to this soft and glutinous voice, Tu Tu, who had just sat down, looked at the food on the table and felt terrified, and he didn't dare to move his chopsticks for a long time.
Bai Mu on the side is eating wildly, and this will be two bowls of rice.
Mi Xiaosu saw that Bai Mu didn't take care of himself, he didn't get angry when he just buried his head in hard work, picked up a bottle of beer on the table, and handed it over to the last glass of beer: "Drink a glass of cold beer to cool off, Brother Baozi." ”
Bai Mu's mouth was full of oil, and he raised his head and looked at Mi Xiaosu playfully.
Mi Xiaosu looked at each other and said, "Why are you afraid that the wine is poisonous?" ”
Bai Mu took the wine glass and poured it down.
"Heh, I can play this little trick too." Bai Mu sneered in his heart, although it was the Qi training period now, there were too many people with extraordinary five senses, and he knew if there was anything in it just by approaching his nose.
He dared to drink this wine without any care, because the artist was bold, he could dissolve it by running the true qi, and he could feel that the wine he had just drunk was a laxative, and he dissolved it as soon as possible, and he didn't believe that Mi Xiaosu would give any poison.
Seeing Bai Mu drink it, Mi Xiaosu said with a smile on his face, "Good amount of wine, Brother Baozi, this bottle is all yours." ”
Shiraki took the bottle, "Okay." ”
"Old..."
Before Tu Tu's words were finished, he was glared back by Mi Xiaosu.
Shiraki craned his neck, and in one breath, the wine in the bottle was bottomed out.
After drinking, he sat down with a smile, took a piece of paper and stared at Mi Xiaosu while wiping his mouth.
Mi Xiaosu smiled like a little fox, very proud in his heart.
Bai Mu, who was smiling and smiling, suddenly changed his face and said, "Mi Xiaosu, what did you put in the wine?" ”
After saying that, he slammed his head on the table, and kept twitching, as if he was about to hang up.
Mi Xiaosu's faces turned white at once.
Chu Yao looked at Bai Mu, who was motionless, and shouted in panic: "Xiao Su, didn't you say laxatives, how did it become like this." ”
"How do I know, I went to the pharmacy to buy it, it's really a laxative." Mi Xiaosu still has the appearance of the little fox just now, and said with a disgraced face.
"Is it overdosed, how much did you put in?" Chu Yao asked anxiously.
Chu Yao knew that Mi Xiaosu put laxatives, but she didn't know how much she put them.
"I... Five... Five packs. Under the inquiring eyes of Chu Yao and Tu Tu, Mi Xiaosu lowered his head and stretched out five fingers and said.
"I'll rub, this tiger girl." Bai Mu, who was twitching on the table, was speechless for a while, this must be replaced by someone to die.
"Five packs?" Chu Yao and Tu Tu shouted at the same time.
"What now?" Mi Xiaosu raised her head and was about to cry.
"Call 120." After Tutu finished speaking, he took out his mobile phone.
Shiraki lifted his foot under the table and kicked at Tu Tu, then tilted his head and remained motionless.
The clever Tutu figured out what Shiraki was going to do, but he couldn't understand why Shiraki would be fine after taking so many laxatives.
Mi Xiaosu and the others saw that Bai Mu suddenly stopped moving, and their faces were even more panicked.
Tu Tu trembled in the nervous eyes of the two and leaned towards Bai Mu's nose.
"Dead."
Tutu's acting skills are simply outstanding.
"Dead?"
The two girls buzzed, only to feel that their heads were blank.
"Impossible, impossible." Mi Xiaosu shook his head and said in horror.
She was bold, walked up to Bai Mu, stretched out her hand to her nose, and withdrew her hand like lightning, holding the hand she had just probed Bai Mu's snort, and froze in place, her pretty face was white and scary.
At this moment, Bai Mu suddenly bounced up from his seat, his eyes were all white, and he couldn't see black eyes, and his hands stretched straight towards Mi Xiaosu.
"Give me my life."
Tutu cooperated with a snort.
"The boss has cheated the corpse!"
Bai Mu directly gave a hundred likes to Tutu's clever mind in his heart.
"Mommy, ghost, ......" Seeing Bai Mu's white eyes, terrifying look, and Tu Tu's snort, he was so frightened that his little guts were about to break, and he closed his eyes and held his head and screamed.
Chu Yao even got under the table at once.
But after screaming for a long time, she didn't see any movement, she slowly opened her eyes, and saw that Bai Mu's angular face was almost on her face, and she could even feel the heat exhaled.
Without waiting for Mi Xiaosu to react, Bai Mu held Mi Xiaosu's pink little face and kissed it.
"Hmm"
Mi Xiaosu snorted, Bai Mu's warm lips made her mind blank, and the strength of her whole body seemed to be drained, allowing Bai Mu to hold her face motionless.
"Boss ......"
"It's awesome......"
Countless stars shine in Tu Tu's eyes, all of which are worship.
Seeing that it was quiet, Chu Yao stepped out from under the table, her two eyes were like lanterns, and her hands covered her wide open mouth.