The chuckle on his face had not yet dissipated, and Ying Hua continued to speak with a smile.

"Today, what I'm going to tell you about this is our current business, and it's also a matter of the past, what does this mean, it's not interesting, I just want to say that this thing has been there from ancient times to the present, of course, this ancient word is strictly a bit exaggerated, but there are still hundreds of years. Speaking of which, I guess the big guy wants to ask, what's the matter, there have been since ancient times, hundreds of years, it's a bit exaggerated. In this case, it's not an exaggeration, it's not an exaggeration at all, so what is this, it's the name that was reported when I hosted the newspaper just now, quit drinking, this is the thing, the name is naturally this name, and it lives up to its name. ”

Ying Hua's voice at the moment is very different from usual, at the beginning he still had some usual taste of speaking, but at the moment he seems to have changed as a person, just listening to the voice and non-stop content has a kind of ** that makes people laugh uncontrollably. Coke also requires level and skill!

Ying Hua, who just explained that he was talking about stand-up comedy, did not pretend to pause between the following explanation of the content, although there was a few seconds of stopping, but the words of this introduction to the content were absolutely in one go, very natural. After these words, Ying Hua deliberately paused.

For more than ten seconds, following the expression of the last sentence just now, he kept smiling, although it was not pretentious, and the time was very short, but it was real. Before getting into the topic, make a preview, and then take a slight gap for some time to whet people's appetites, this is a small trick that Ying Hua deliberately used. This is what Ying Hua has studied in front of the computer video in the past two days, as for it has nothing to do with Lin Feng, after all, Lin Feng just gave a manuscript, took the time to listen to Ying Hua a few times, and corrected some of the overall tone, as for the local details, Lin Feng really ignored it. He really didn't know, although the things in his mind from his previous life were complete, but things didn't say that after all. What's in your head isn't necessarily your own.

"Walking east and west on the north and south streets, the people on the cross street bite the dogs, pick up the dogs and cut the bricks, but the bricks bite their hands. There was an old man who was only nineteen, and he drank lotus root in his mouth, and he had never seen this thing since he was a child, and he pulled the train on three wheels. ”

With a smiling face, after a pause, Ying Hua put away the smile on his face and started the text with the positive color in the cross talk. Not to mention, this opening limerick is quite presentable.

"Hey! Do you listen to this elephant?! After the limerick was finished, along with the paragraph, Ying Hua asked a word of interaction with the audience. The voice, appearance or the positive color in cross talk.

"It's not like ...... It's not like ......."

"Not like ......"

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Offstage, crowded places, I don't know if it was someone who arranged the childcare in advance, or if I really wanted to respond to it, anyway, with Ying Hua's question, the audience was quite lively.

In ancient times, for kings, there was a saying that good news was not reported, and of course, it was also an act. As for why this is so, the reason is very simple, people like to be willing to eat sweets, and there are no people who are willing to eat bitter things. Even if there is a Gou Jian in history who is lying on his salary to taste the gall, but he is also for the sake of being able to eat sweets better in the future, and after the destruction of Wu and the restoration of the country, he can enjoy himself better. Joy and sorrow, spread a little, in the words are good, there are unpleasant, flattering words, and contrary words. If you go against the ear, you don't like it.

Ying Hua is also a human being, and so is nature. The response in the audience, although it is dispensable in cross talk, is better than nothing, and the speaker is also happy, and the smile on Ying Hua's face is like a flower and is shy to be released.

"Today, the stand-up comedy I told you about, there is such a person who doesn't like to talk here." Regardless of whether the flower blooms or fails, what is in front of him is the key after all, Ying Hua didn't let the flesh on his face squeeze his brain, so he forcibly put away the expression on his face, and after returning to the positive color in the cross talk just now, he continued.

"What the hell is going on? It is said that there is such a rich man, and his family is rich, and he is also one of the best people in Kyoto City. This old man has two sons, and the eldest son is very calm and calm no matter what he does, and he is very capable. What about this dick? It's okay to be a person, but there is a small problem, so it's good to drink a little wine. How good is he? He hung a wine gourd on the head of the bed, and when he woke up at night, he opened the gourd and drank a few sips, and it was not good to go to the toilet, so he put a wine jar at the door of the toilet, and he had to drink a few sips after going to the toilet! ”

As he spoke, Ying Hua replaced his left hand with his right hand, and made a few small movements, some exaggerated but absolutely true jokes, coupled with his 'yin and yang weird' vocal cavity, coupled with his lively and slightly exaggerated small movements, the laughter on the playground was like a pot of boiling water, and from time to time there were water bubbles gurgling, and then quickly spreading, and at the same time rising in the accumulation. One by one, it spread throughout the playground, and then rushed into the sky.

"That's it, he's drunk every day, drunk every day, drunk every day. Look at such a life, except to be drunk is drunk. It's very fulfilling! When the laughter subsided slightly, Ying Hua continued. This sentence that belongs to a summary of the sentence was originally not that long, but originally, when Lin Feng carried it from that world, he still removed a lot and added a lot. Like this sentence, it was added, but the question of time at the beginning of the text was taken down by Lin Feng, after all, there is no Qing Dynasty in this world. To make a Qing Dynasty in this world without a Qing Dynasty is to create something out of nothing. Making something out of nothing is a good skill in money, but it is not good in life, in this category she is a lie, and a lie is more laborious than the order of the components of a computer, one by one, a lie has to have countless lies to complete, this is not an easy job. Therefore, for these transported works, Lin Feng still filtered and processed them through his own filter.

"Finally, one day, the old man was no longer able to die, he was seriously ill, and he was about to die. He called his two sons to him, told him about the future, left the eldest son alone, and said to the eldest son: "I'm going to die, my greatest wish on my deathbed is to ask your brother to quit drinking, even if our family has thousands of family wealth, we can't afford his way of drinking!" After a slight pause, Ying Hua opened the next round of content, speaking of the old man's dying instructions to his eldest son, that sound, it was even more emotional, and there was a feeling of reverberation, although it is still based on the biggest role of cross talk, but after all, it still pays tribute to a lot of things.

After dragging out the profound singing, Ying Hua paused slightly in the ensuing laughter and applause, and continued to speak.

The boss nodded yes. The old man died after speaking, and the two sons finished the old man's funeral, and the eldest began to give his brother a stop drinking. How to quit it, this is a problem, or a big problem, as we all know, addiction is the most dealing. So the boss had a headache, asking for this, asking for that, but before the idea came up, this matter was already known to everyone, and it was all about the focus of attention. If the utensils are now, that is, the people of the world know about it, and they are all concerned about this little thing. ”

After Lin Feng added some words that were in line with the current speech, and the tone and way of speaking of the current cross talk, after Ying Hua's mouth came out, there was a smile for several minutes, and his mouth was a little forgotten. It's not too funny, it's too speechless. As soon as this level is raised to the world level, it is completely extraordinary.

"As the saying goes, good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. This sentence may be true, right or wrong is beyond the scope of my discussion, let's just take it as right. Why am I saying this sentence that is somewhat irrelevant, because it is relevant. What level of bad things are it?,It's definitely not a good thing.,It's definitely a dangerous thing.,And as we all know, dangerous things are generally highly profitable.,Everyone wants to talk about it.,I want to get into it and want to share some of it.。 Please note that I'm not promoting some extremely bad cultural concept, I'm just talking about cross talk, and everyone has laughed, but it has nothing to do with me. ”

"Haha...... "Whoa......

There was another burst of good-natured laughter and applause, and Lin Feng in the background couldn't help but nodded, this addition can be regarded as passing.

"Some people may ask again, does this high profit have anything to do with this? The answer, of course, is yes. Is it a good thing or a bad thing for the boss to help the second child quit drinking? The answer is also very affirmative, this is the level of a little family ugly, naturally it is a bad thing, and this bad thing spreads thousands of miles, whether it is a real profit, or an illusory but existing profit, everyone wants to get some, naturally to spread, to see if you can get some ideas from other people's inspiration. The inspiration of others, your own ideas, you say that the logic of people, one is more wonderful than the other. ”

In addition to banter, Ying Hua did not set aside time to make the people under the playground laugh and applaud, and the coke was in the back, directly in a wave, laughing happily. Ying Hua waved his hands on his chest like a band conductor, shook his sleeves, and continued to speak. Looking at the posture, if it was on the table in front of him, the staff was ready to be shocked, and he was ready to slap it a few times.

"So, when this matter spread all over the world, someone soon said to the boss, the second child has bumped into a drunkard! I have to ask the old mage to exorcise demons, and the boss believes it, and asks me to say, this is a rush to the doctor, can this be solved by the old mage, at least you have to ask the old mage. Some people may want to ask, what is this old mage, the old mage's predecessors. At this point, someone may have asked again, the old mages are all old, is the old mage still there, this is very simple, the predecessors are not necessarily old, and there is grief and anger. ”

...... "Haha......"

There was another round of applause and laughter from the audience.

"Without further ado, let's get down to business. Now that you have an idea, it's natural to get started. So the boss spent a lot of money to hire a group of mages, but he didn't think that these people were a gang of two knives, and they read the "Grape Sutra" at home all day long. The one who asked what the "Grape Sutra" is? In fact, it is the one who practices the basic skills in the cross talk world, 'Eat grapes without spitting out grape skins, don't eat grapes but spit out grape skins'! As he spoke, Ying Huanian began to sing, causing another burst of laughter and applause.

"They don't even know what they're talking about! That's it, the exorcism didn't work, and the boss blasted those people out. If you say that the family has thousands of family wealth, everyone wants it, this is really good, this is a ridiculous thing in the bad thing, it has spread far away, and those who want to win the benefits are one after another, the old mages just went out on the front foot, and some people said on the back foot that the second child is a wine bug on the body, and he has to dry the wine bug. At that time, it was dog days, comrades, so they hung a big living person with a rope to dry, so could you stand it? I definitely can't stand it, I don't shed tears when I sweat and sweat, and I don't sweat when I say later, I don't sweat when I shed blood and tears. It's just that he can't stand it, and the boss is really ruthless. It still didn't work. It's over again. If you can't do it, the water in your body is almost sunburned, and you can't continue with the wine left. The boss is afraid that the second child will spontaneously combust. ”

Ying Hua grinned, his hands went into battle together, and the words in his mouth were clear but they should be long, short and short, loud, low and low, what he said was a good tone and frustration. The laughter below did not stop, as for the applause, Ying Hua did not stop, and it was not easy for people to start, so they did not puff up.

After a slight pause, Ying Hua continued to speak, leaning slightly sideways, and his left hand drove his head to the left. Lin Feng occasionally mentioned to him, saying that on the cross talk stage, don't give the audience a positive word, which he implemented very well.

"If you don't say it, the boss is still smart, he asked someone to find a big sea tank, and this person asked what a big sea tank is? The big tank is a large water tank that can only be carried by five or six strong men in the early years. Why do you want to find such a big water tank? Don't worry, listen to me slowly, the tank can contain a lot of things. The boss didn't do anything else in this big vat, but just filled it with a vat full of aged good wine, the kind of good wine that can be fragrant for ten miles with a drop of wine, a big vat full. That person may ask, why is he pretending to be drinking, whether he asks or not, does he let his old brother drink? Of course not, the boss is very determined to help the second child quit drinking. Then why is the boss like this, just listen to me and understand what the boss has done. After he filled the wine, he threw the second child in, which is amazing, a large vat full of wine, let people in, the water is full, and the wine is the same, as soon as the second child goes to the tank, he finds that there is more him in the tank, and the wine in the tank begins to flow out. God knows, what did the second child think, probably because he took the wine in the vat as his, and when he saw that the wine began to overflow, he was anxious, and hurriedly drank it. The one that drinks it is called a whale swallow, just like the ginseng fruit of Bajiepin, and it is estimated that he has no taste. ”

Ying Hua, who spoke for a long time, finally paused, giving the applause that had been holding back in the audience a chance to breathe.

After a slight pause, and after the applause broke out, Ying Hua turned to the right, aimed at the microphone, and continued to speak.

"The boss looked, good guy, this second brother really saves himself trouble, and he doesn't have to clean the drinks in the yard for a while. However, the second child who helped the boss didn't make the boss too happy, and my focus is not to save trouble. Seeing this scene, I originally wanted to ask the second child, whether he could change the boss or not, and he didn't ask, so he directly asked people to get a grinding disc and cover the mouth, and then put a seal, which read: "My brother is only sealing to quit drinking, and he deserves to be drunk when he seals the wine tank." Look at the people, not to mention the means of exercising officialdom, but also use the form of the revelation in the seal of the Buddhists, across the two ways of the official Buddha. After the boss was banned, he left, ready to deal with it overnight. But what he didn't expect was that his action made the second child very happy, and he could finally drink a big meal, and he sang while drinking in the tank: 'It doesn't matter if I'm drunk, bury it by the side of the wine shop, smell the fragrance of this big song, I'm happy like a fairy'! ”

Speaking of this, Ying Hua was not ambiguous, and began to sing, not to mention, Ying Hua's voice was good, and there were a lot of applause in the laughter of the audience. After singing, Ying Hua continued to speak. said more energetically, this is the end, he wants to end well.

"That's a good word to hear. But the second daughter-in-law can't sit still at home, if she gets drunk to death, she won't be alive! Overnight, I ran to the side of the water tank and knocked on the barrel of the water tank, 'Master, are you okay?' As soon as the second child heard that his wife was coming, he was still happy, and he sang with the strength of wine, 'Hehe, wife, the seal of the eldest brother doesn't have to be opened, if you still have a husband and wife relationship, bring me a piece of pickle', his wife heard it, hey, I don't know if it's angry or happy, why do you still drink? ”

Speaking of this, Ying Hua walked out from behind the table, still in the same position where he bowed when he first came out, his hands were lowered, and he bowed lightly, even if he thanked him for the applause, he could be regarded as a wordless way to tell everyone that this cross talk was over.

"Haha......"

In the audience, the smile that had been suppressed because he wanted to hear what Ying Hua said was finally released, and the smile was so happy that his stomach hurt. The laughter was accompanied by an extremely enthusiastic applause. Such a happy program was only reciprocated with applause.

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"Hehe......"

On the other side of the theme stage, Cai Yu did not hide it at all, nor did she smile contrived at all, her crisp voice like a silver bell and the image she had just played "Ode to Joy" were completely different from the visual point of view, and it was more unified from the feeling, just now she just used the sound of the piano to hide the joy of her own laughter.

Of course, she just seemed to chuckle, laughing and bending over like some people in the audience, but it was far away from her.

"Mr. Lin, this passage was written by that master? So funny? Cai Yu didn't take advantage of this reason to laugh non-stop, as if she didn't laugh, after laughing for a while, she retracted the smile on her face and smiled at Lin Feng.

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