Chapter 122: Pounced by a Dog

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law?"

A call came from some direction, Chu Yan's eyes looked around, and she didn't see half a figure.

This time the grounding, Mu Zexi seemed to be serious, even the fish were taken away alone, not allowed to get close to here for half a step, and the harmful Chu Yan could hear the cry of the resentful woman in the hospital in the middle of the night every day.

Chu Yan couldn't figure it out, Yu'er, this girl, can't the hell cry during the day? Did you deliberately make noise in the middle of the night so that you couldn't sleep?

Pity the fish, I don't understand my own thoughts. How can you feel crying during the day and at night? Aren't all the women who complain cry in the dead of night?

"Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!!"

The call came again, and Chu Yan stretched her neck and asked, "Is Sun Monkey coming to save me?" ”

Once again, the voice was gone. Chu Yan sighed and muttered in a low voice, "Sure enough, even the monkeys are not willing to come to save me." Hey, it's really stupid, and the monkeys can't save themselves. ”

Wait, monkey??

Chu Yan's heart suddenly hanged, when Sun Monkey went to borrow a banana fan in Journey to the West, didn't he shout his sister-in-law in the belly of Princess Iron Fan? Could it be that in the past few days, I have traveled to Journey to the West again?

Is this worth it? Miss Chu was startled, and hurriedly rushed to the mirror in a few arrow steps, grew her mouth, and looked hard, for fear that she really had a monkey in her belly.

"Sister-in-law, it seems that you haven't died of despair, you're in a good mood~~~"

A breeze blew behind him, and then, a person's head was reflected in the mirror, Chu Yan was startled, picked up a comb casually, and turned around to snap.

"Bang !!"

The sound of a huge object falling to the ground stirred up the dust that couldn't be bounced off at all.

Chu Yan covered her mouth and took a few steps back, making room for this giant thing.

"Sister-in-law, you, where did you buy this comb? The quality is really good. ”

Mu Yuanqi lay on the ground and squeezed out such a sentence weakly.

Chu Yan doesn't want to speak, Mu Yuanqi, can't you be normal every time you appear? What the hell are you doing sticking your head out?? 、Death asks for his life?? Suddenly glanced at Mu Yuanqi angrily, and said with a sneer: "Really? How do I not feel good quality? Why don't you verify it for me again? ”

"No, no, sister-in-law, the quality of your comb is not good at all!! Really, no need to verify!! ”

Mu Yuanqi got up from the ground with a sudden, patted the dust that might exist on his body a few times, touched his nose curtly, and the corners of his mouth were dry.

However, Mu Yuanqi's little pot friend doesn't seem to know one thing, a woman is a very troublesome creature, especially when she is in a bad mood, it is common to bite whoever she catches.

"Really? Do you think my stuff is bad? Tell me, whose stuff is good? Shallow? Or Xie Wei? Or is it the daughter of whom? It's okay, you said, you said that I am definitely not angry. ”

Miss Chu looked at Mu Yuanqi with a smile, inexplicably, Mu Yuanqi always felt that there seemed to be a knife behind his back, as long as he said that he would come out alone, he might have to be poked to death by this knife.

"Sister-in-law, I, am I wrong? Sister-in-law, don't be angry, Yuan Qi will bring you delicious food next time, fun, take you out to play, Yuan Qi will protect your sister-in-law well, and don't let your sister-in-law be bullied········"

Mu Yuanqi's little friend didn't hold it, and under Miss Chu's eyes, she was about to cry, choking her sister-in-law, pulling Chu Yan's sleeve with a pair of paws, and almost kneeling to hug Chu Yan's thigh. Of course, the danger factor of such an action is a bit high, and there is a very high possibility of being kicked by Chu Yan. So after thinking about it, Mu Yuanqi still decided to pull his sleeves and it was over.

Chu Yan smiled and said lightly: "This dress is very expensive, touch it for a hundred taels, drag it, a thousand taels." ”

"Huh? Sister-in-law, I don't have that much silver!! ”

Mu Yuanqi suddenly had the heart to commit suicide. Since he abducted Chu Yan to Jiangyin that time, he was thrown back by the sixth brother, not to mention the silver, and the meals were halved. Look, just after the New Year, he has lost a lot of weight.

Mu Yuanqi touched his slightly bulging belly pitifully, and felt very resentful in his heart, no money, no money, no money·······

Who knows, Mu Yuanqi's little friend, who thought that he could escape by saying this, heard Miss Chu's face not red and her heart not beating very indifferently when he had not finished complaining: "No, gold." ”

"Ah!!h

Mu Yuanqi suddenly wanted to sell meat, and he didn't know if he could get together so much········ Gold, it's really not good, so I went to Jiangyin to find my cousin and sold it~~

Miss Chu decisively picked up a small spherical box from the table and stuffed it into Mu Yuanqi's mouth, Hey, okay, it's quiet.

Poor Mu Yuanqi's little friend, blinking his eyes pitifully, but he didn't dare to take things out of his mouth by himself, so he had to whine, and he was dragging Chu Yan's arm and dangling, like a child.

Yes, Mu Yuanqi is just a child who hasn't grown up. He is different from Mu Zexi.

Thinking about it, Chu Yan slapped off Mu Yuanqi's claws, then took out the box that was stuffed into his mouth, and scolded: "Stupid, won't you swallow this box?" “

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Mu Yuanqi sniffed, hugged Chu Yan's arm, and dragged Chu Yan over to sit.

While laughing: "Sister-in-law, let me tell you, I went to school yesterday and heard that you were grounded by the sixth brother, so I thought, come and see you." ”

Chu Yan suddenly looked at Mu Yuanqi with a dangerous look in her eyes, "Really?" You kid heard about my grounding yesterday, and you only came here today? Or did you come empty-handed? ”

Mu Yuanqi's small body trembled, his face turned white with fright, and he hurriedly explained: "Sister-in-law, no, you listen to me, the sixth brother got the guard dog from the criminal department, and the dog pounced when he smelled a little breath, I was pounced on by the dog three times last night, and I almost confessed to the dog's mouth." ”

"Mu Yuanqi, you are really capable, you were pounced on by the dog three times·······"

Chu Yan said this without being salty, and then turned her eyes away from looking at Mu Yuanqi.

Mu Yuanqi's face hadn't opened yet, but there was a faint shadow of Mu Zexi in it.

Thinking of Mu Zexi, Chu Yan's heart was blocked for a while, and it was as uncomfortable as if someone had shot a few times but was not killed. She remembered that when Mu Zexi asked her to kneel, she was so decisive and ruthless, it seemed that if she didn't kneel, he would let An Yan break her legs. That's right, Prince Mu is the one who broke someone's ribs before.

"Sister-in-law, listen to me, it's not that I don't bring you delicious food, it's really that you can't bring in anything that smells. Last night, the dog chased me for a long distance, and I didn't get rid of it. ”

Mu Yuanqi stared at Chu Yan very aggrievedly, and his small eyes seemed to be trivial.

Chu Yan suddenly cried and laughed, and asked, "What delicious food did you bring that was chased so far by that dog?" ”

"It's the dog meat from Southwest Street!!! It's delicious!! ”

the groove······· Mu Yuanqi, are you stupid? You met a dog with dog meat, but you were pounced on and not bitten to death, what a blessing for three lives.

Who knew that Mu Yuanqi didn't realize this at all, and said very innocently: "Sister-in-law, you said, I obviously only brought a little dog meat yesterday, but I saw that the girl who brought you food had a lot of food, why didn't I see the dog to pounce on them?" Is it because I brought a meat yesterday? ”

"Poof", forgive Chu Yan couldn't help it, and laughed very immorally, this kind of thing, how can you say it, Mu Yuanqi, when you buy dog meat, ask if it's male or female?

Mu Yuanqi's little face seemed to be a little red, and he lowered his head very embarrassed, and said, "Sister-in-law, I specially picked the best dog for them to roast, and they all called that dog a beautiful man." ”

Beautiful Men ·····

Beautiful Men ······

Shouldn't you be called a beautiful male dog?

Chu Yan took a deep breath, shook her head, and patted Mu Yuanqi's tender and smooth little face, "Mu Yuanqi, what I like is men, not male dogs." ”

Mu Yuanqi nodded his head very seriously, "Sister-in-law, I know that you like men, but I want you to be happier, so I went to find a male dog, thinking that you can be in a better mood when you eat·······"

Hey·····

This solid-eyed child········· She never asks her parents when she eats······· After all, she's still not that.

Mu Yuanqi saw that Chu Yan seemed to be in a better mood, and the melancholy on her face was a little less, so she admonished: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, those people from the Ge Party in the court will participate in your excerpts, and my sixth brother will handle it." Although, although the sixth brother is now grounded from you, but, but it is also for your good! You don't know how bad the people of the Ge Party are!! So, so you, don't take a break from the sixth brother, Yuan Qi wants you to be a sister-in-law. “

The people of the Ge Party?

Although Chu Yan doesn't know much about the affairs of the government, she also knows that they are all conspirators. This time, he obviously fell into a conspiracy, and obviously, dragged down Mu Zexi. In fact, when she went in, she saw that Mu Zexi's eyes were wrong, but she still went in. Chu Yan said bitterly: "I know." She knew that Mu Zexi didn't mean it.

Then, Chu Yan asked again: "Yuan Qi, what do you think of being an emperor?" ”

Mu Yuanqi thought about it seriously, turned his head and replied seriously: "I don't want to be the emperor, I want to be an ordinary person, so that I don't have to get up earlier than the chicken in the morning, eat less than anyone else every day, and have to deal with so many government affairs, oh, by the way, I have to sleep later than the dog at night, well, I heard that the imperial kitchen dedicated to my father and the emperor has poor cooking skills, and the sixth brother only eats a small bite every time and then stops using chopsticks, no wonder the sixth brother was always thin and weak when he lived in the palace when he was a child." ”

Kindness?

Chu Yan was stunned for a moment, and said in surprise: "What does the poor cooking skills of my father's special imperial chef have to do with Mu Zexi?" ”

Mu Yuanqi smiled and explained: "Sixth sister-in-law, don't you know, my father has loved the sixth brother since he was a child, and he specially asked his imperial chef to prepare meals for the sixth brother every day. ”

It turned out that His Majesty the Emperor actually loved Mu Zexi to such an extent?

Chu Yan suddenly wanted to laugh, but she still held back, and asked seriously: "Yuan Qi, do you really want to be the emperor so much?" ”

Mu Yuanqi shook his head, "When the emperor wants to read a lot of books and a lot of words, I don't want it." By the way, I heard the little eunuch say that my father was pestered by many women to fight in bed every day, and I don't know why my father was not angry and named them concubines. ”

Uh, this, fight in bed·····

This question, Chu Yan deeply felt that this was not suitable for children, so she didn't plan to explain it to Mu Yuanqi, but just smiled and said: "Yuanqi, you have to remember that no matter whether you are in a high position or not, whether you have rich property or not, but you must not forget your original intention and always remember the person who is good to you." You know? ”

Mu Yuanqi nodded his head seriously and replied, "I remember, sister-in-law." ”