I spent the morning being stupid, it seems that some things are not so simple, I am young, I don't have start-up capital, and what I want to do can't be scaled, so it's naturally easy for others to plagiarize.

Xiaohua was surprisingly quiet today, with a pair of big black eyes always floating around me, and finally couldn't help but speak: "Li Qian, what's wrong with you?" I think you don't seem to be happy today, being beaten up by your mother? My mom also beats me a lot, and it's okay to just open your throat and cry, but I think you're distressed! ”

Even this little guy can see that I am disgraced today, Xiaohua's original name is Zhang Xiaohua, very cute, and I'm sure this doll will definitely be a beauty when she grows up, because her mother is very beautiful, with this kind of gene foundation, Xiaohua is ugly!

After the Chinese class, Mr. Zhao found me and said that he wanted to talk to me, and the tone of his speech did not seem to be talking to a child, but when I arrived at the office, I found that Mr. Zhao was alone!

"The little guy came and told the teacher, what's wrong? So sullen! Teacher Zhao said and picked me up and put me on his lap and said, "You little guy is really heavy!" ”

"Say, what's wrong? Did your mom beat you up? Teacher Zhao stared at me and asked.

If I had told her yesterday that I had been reborn twenty-five years ago, my five-year-old body carried a thirty-year-old soul, but today I didn't have the heart to say it, if I went through my life again and still achieved nothing, I guess I would feel like a waste!

Seeing that I didn't speak, Mr. Zhao stretched out a hand and pinched my face, then lowered his head and kissed my face, saying, "Business is not good, isn't it?" I saw you selling popcorn at the entrance of the elementary school next door, why do you have so many flowers and intestines as a child! ”

Raised his head and looked at Mr. Zhao, there are few girls like her in this era, his eyes went down to his full chest, and he recalled the softness of his hands that day, and before I could see enough, Mr. Zhao put me on the ground with a cold face, and scolded with a cold face: "Where are you little brat?" I see that you are not happy to coax you, you still want to play hooligan? ”

"It's not going to be seen when it's so big, is there any heavenly reason?" I said helplessly.

Teacher Zhao glanced down at his chest, suddenly blushed, annoyed and angry at me, saw that things did not happen to me immediately, back to the class a group of little children played constantly, Xiaohua didn't know where to run, sitting in the position or depressed, can only say that I can't take a step to see a step, after all, I know better than anyone else about the trend of future development, even if it is opportunistic, I can mix up my personal appearance!

After the class bell rang, Teacher Li walked in, Xiaohua had a good look, and whispered to me, "Shall we go play after class?" ”

"Play what? Pee and mud? I laughed.

Xiaohua looked disdainful and said: "You just pee and mud, that's a three-year-old child playing, I'm four years old this year, playing with the family, you are a father!" ”

Role-playing?

I pinched Xiaohua's face and said, "You are my daughter-in-law, how can I be a father?" ”

Xiaohua thought for a while and said, "Then I will be a mother, you will be a father, how about letting Xiaoyong and them be children?" ”

I turned my head around and looked at Xiao Yong, who was studying with his head in the crotch of his pants, if I had this son, I would just hit my head to death, but I couldn't bear to refuse when I saw Xiaohua's excited appearance, so I nodded and agreed!

The time of a class always feels very long, and it is not easy to stay up until the end of class, Xiaohua pulls me and runs out of the classroom, Xiaoyong follows out, there are only three of us, how to play?

Xiaohua thought for a moment and said, "Wait, I'll go to Taipan to call people, I know a lot of people!" ”

After a while, Xiaohua Fart ran back, followed by two boys and a girl, who looked like six or seven years old, standing in front of us like big brothers!

"Xiaohua, what are you talking to my brother about? There's no brother who can't play! The little boy patted his chest and said.

Xiaohua didn't know where to find a bunch of toys, what to use as a pot and something as a bowl, and after a while, she finally had a feeling of 'home', and now the task is how to distribute the members of the family!

The boy in the kindergarten took the lead and said: "Xiaohua is a mother, I am a father, you are all children, and now you all pretend to come back from school, and I will scold you if you don't do well in the exam!" ”

I couldn't help laughing, this group of children is too two, Xiaohua on the side hasn't spoken yet, the girl is not happy, and said: "Xiaohua is in a small class, how can I be a mother, I want to be a mother!" ”

The little boy stared at Xiaohua and pouted for a long time before saying, "Xiaohua, let's be children together, let them be parents!" The little boy said and pointed at me!

Xiaohua stopped doing it, pulled me and said, "I want to be my father and mother with Li Qian, and you all be children!" ”

The little girl said to the boy with an unwilling face: "Let's be mom and dad!" ”

The little boy didn't even look at the little girl and stared at Xiaohua, and Xiaohua grabbed my hand and didn't look at each other, I suddenly felt that this situation was wrong!

"Xiaohua, what are you holding him for?" The little boy got angry and said angrily.

Xiaohua grabbed my hand and said, "Li Qian is my tablemate, and I am his daughter-in-law, I will be his father and mother, and you will all be children!" ”

The little boy looked at me in disbelief, stepped forward and pushed me down and cried, "You stay away from Xiaohua, I want to be a father!" ”

Xiaohua cried when she saw me fall down 'wow', the little girl saw that the little boy ignored him, and it was also a dry howl, everyone except me sat on the ground and cried, I was stupid, what is going on, kindergarten love triangle?

The class bell rang, Teacher Zhao ran over when he saw that we didn't go back to the classroom, the little boy cried and wanted to go to the small class, to sit next to Xiaohua, the little girl looked at the little boy and cried more vigorously with Xiaohua, and Xiaohua grabbed my arm and cried non-stop!

Finally, Mr. Zhao called us to the office and asked the big boy, "Zhao Li, why are you crying?" ”

The big boy named Zhao Li wiped his tears and said, "I'm going to be with Xiaohua and let that guy get out!" Zhao Li said and pointed at me!

The little girl couldn't stand this stimulation, she cried and tossed for a long time, and Teacher Zhao called all the parents and said that we were in early love.....

My mother stared at it for a while, then swept around Xiaohua and the little girl, and quietly asked, "Son, which girl do you like?" ”

I don't know what to say, Xiaohua grabbed my hand, Xiaohua stared at me and her eyes were about to pop out, the parents of the little boy and the little girl looked at this situation a little dazed, my mother looked at Xiaohua a few times and whispered to me: "My son has a good eye, look at your mother-in-law and know that this girl is definitely a beauty!" ”

Xiaohua was unhappy, and pulled Xiaohua over and said: "I fell in love with you after being blind, Xiaohua doesn't understand anything, children are just playmates, what kind of love is early, Teacher Zhao, you can adjust the seat!" ”

"I'm Li Qian's daughter-in-law, and we're hooked!" Xiaohua said crying.

Zhao Li immediately cried when he heard this, his father hugged him out, the little girl looked at Zhao Li crying like a tearful person, Teacher Zhao asked parents to do their own ideological work, and my mother's answer to me after a long time was, come on, son, soak her daughter, that little flower is definitely a big beauty!

I was speechless for a while, this is definitely my mother!!

The kindergarten love triangle was broken up like this, Xiaohua was reseated, and Zhao Li and the little girl were also educated, and Xiaohua whispered to me during class in the afternoon: "Li Qian, don't worry, we will hang ourselves on the hook, I will definitely be your daughter-in-law!" ”

I don't know what to say, it's just a children's joke, maybe a few days later, some people don't choose to board after school in the afternoon, parents come to pick them up, and those of us who want to board are queuing up to eat, and then divide the bed!

I was a little late for dinner, and when I arrived at the dormitory, I found that it was full, rolling on the bed one by one, where is my place, Mr. Zhao came over and looked at it, and found that the number of people was wrongly calculated, and there was one bed missing!

Teacher Zhao and Teacher Li discussed for a long time and there was no result, so they went to the school and said that the beds were just right, and if there were more people, they would have to customize the beds, which was very troublesome!

"Who counted the number of people?" Teacher Li shook his head and said helplessly: "Is this a work mistake?" ”

"The number of people I counted!" Teacher Zhao looked solemn, stared at me, and said helplessly: "Li Qian, you can sleep with me, and wait for the bed to come back before moving in!" ”

I almost thought I heard it wrong, but it turned out that I didn't hear it wrong, I was going to squeeze in a quilt with Mr. Li, and I lowered my head and opened my pants and looked at it for a long time, which is useless!