Xiyu and I didn't have much time at noon, and I didn't plan to go shopping, so I went to the small restaurant at the school, and the whole restaurant was full of people.

The restaurant is more than 50 square meters, and it is square like the seats in the canteen. There is also a cafeteria with the same window as the restaurant, and the same rice is the same price from there, but it is much better than the cafeteria. The restaurant is full of people and is very lively.

A lot of people are laughing and talking to each other, and then talking to each other.

I heard a few words by chance, all of them were talking about what happened just now, and, it seems that more of them are talking about the woman just now.

Xiyu and I looked at the small restaurant slowly, there was no place, and we were worried, and the two of us finished eating. Standing up, I smiled, sat down, pressed and stretched out my hand to point, "You go to buy food, whatever." I'm taking a seat here," and then I took off my clothes and put them down in the seat next to me. Reaching out again, he pushed the thing on the table to the side. Anyway, I'm used to it in the cafeteria, so there's nothing to do it.

Xi Yu hugged his arm, "What do you eat?" ”

"Didn't you say that, whatever."

"Is it stir-fried or a big pot of rice."

"Whatever."

"Damn, then I asked you for so long, isn't it equivalent to asking you in vain."

I spread my hands out, "It's up to you to ask." ”

Xiyu stretched out his hand to pat me.

I hurriedly made a block of style.

Yuyu smiled. Turned around and entered the crowd.

I was holding my phone to myself, and then I saw the person across from me, who had also finished eating, and was also leaving.

Then a familiar voice rang out, "Why are you again?" ”

I looked up, looked at the woman, then smiled, put my hands together, and looked at her without speaking. Only then did I realize that she had a small black mole on the corner of her mouth.

Xiao Yezi stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "You sit in a position inside, my friend and I happen to face to face, or, you do it here, my friend and I go next to you next to you." ”

I smiled at Xiao Yezi, "Why?" ”

"No, why, why do you have to occupy a seat for two people by yourself?"

"When did you see me alone?"

"Aren't you alone now?"

"My girlfriend went to buy food, and I need a seat for two people."

Xiao Yezi listened to my words, and then looked at me fiercely. Stretched out his hand and pulled the woman, "You sit here first, don't wait a while, this seat will be gone." “

The woman nodded, and sat down.

I smiled and started playing with my phone. As a result, as soon as I took out my handset, the woman opposite stretched out her hand and pointed at me, "Yezi, your mobile phone is the same." ”

I looked up at the woman. Then I heard Xiao Yezi's voice, "I'll give it to you at night, shame." ”

I smiled, "If you have the ability, I'll send it now." ”

"I'll deliver it in the evening."

"Are you willing to give it away?"

"Such a broken phone, what is there to be reluctant to."

I paused for a moment, "It's still a broken phone, how many of them are there, just break the phone, break the phone, you take out another one and show it to me." ”

"I'm just saying it's a broken phone." Then Ye Zi reached out and took the phone and slapped it on the table, which was really loud.

"Work harder, the sound just now wasn't loud enough." Many of the people around who were eating had already looked over and looked at this crazy woman.

Xiao Yezi clasped his hands: "Do you believe that I dropped my phone now?" ”

I'm a little surprised, isn't this a live 2 pole? In this case, of course, I said, "If you don't believe it, you have the ability to fall one." ”

"If I fall, you will fall too."

I nodded, "Okay, you can fall." I'll see how awesome you are, a big phone worth thousands of dollars, and you will fall if you say you will fall. ”

At this time, the woman was a little anxious, and stretched out her hand to pull her, "Yezi, Yezi, don't listen to him, don't fall." ”

"You get up" Ye Zi pushed her hard, and then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "I'll tell you, if Lao Tzu falls, if you don't fall, I'll **." ”

At this time, I suddenly remembered the words of the lobster, and I didn't know how to use it, so it was not good to make it, "You want to grass, just like you, you can only be grass in this life." ”

"I'll grass your mother, what do you say?" Ye Zi pointed at me a little angrily, "You're telling me." ”

"It doesn't matter how many words I say, you can't change the traces of the grass." Actually, I was angry too, but I just endured it and didn't have a seizure.

Ye Zi reached out for his mobile phone and was about to continue talking. The woman next to her stood up at once, "Yezi, you are like this, I told Anan." ”

Unexpectedly, this sentence is really good. As soon as this leaf heard the name, it froze for a moment, and then suddenly there was no following action.

As soon as I heard it, "Oh, is that Anan a boyfriend, someone like you will want a woman." ”

"No, no, no." The woman across from me looked at me, "You don't have to say a few words." ”

I spread my hands together, "No problem, anyway, good men don't fight with women." ”

"I'm a man," Ye Zi said to me a little angrily, "just you, and you're a man." ”

I smiled, "I'm definitely more manly than all the men you've ever seen and experienced." ”

"I'll fuck you." This time she was really anxious.

The woman stood up at once, and then hugged her waist hard, "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, what did you promise people, don't make trouble." ”

Ye Zi struggled to break free a few times, and then panted, as if he had been wronged.

There were already quite a few onlookers around. The woman began to bite the side of the leaf's ear again.

After a long time, Ye Zi took a deep breath, and then smiled at me, "Come, drop the phone, say okay, I fell, you fell." ”

I nodded and stretched out my hand, "Please." ”

Ye Zi looked at me, and then the woman was about to speak, Ye Zi interrupted her, "It's okay with you." Then something unexpected happened, this loser old lady plus 2 poles, really flew the phone out like this. The phone flew outside the door and shattered into several parts. Scattered outside.

"Wow" Then the people in the restaurant boiled, and there was a lot of confusion and discussion.

"Isn't this the woman from just now?"

"That's right, that's her. It's fierce. Goddess. ”

"I'm grass, this is too tiger."

"Is it still a woman, such a loser, then the phone fell like that."

"Look at this man again. Let's see if he falls. I really didn't go out in vain at noon today, and I encountered so many things. ”

"Haha, thank me, if it weren't for me, would you be able to see this."

There are all kinds of voices around him. One by one, they looked at us expectantly.

The leaf stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "It's your turn, throw it." ”

I glanced at her and muttered, "Stupid." ”

"Who the are you scolding, you're still, you're still. You're not a man. Didn't you say that you would still be there when I was gone, cowardly. ”

I "cough cough" twice, in fact, to say something from my heart, I'm still really a little depressed, if I really let me throw it, I'm really reluctant, after all, thousands of dollars, throw it, then it will be useless, if you don't throw it, this crazy woman is so endless, and her face is really a little unbearable. And so many people are looking at me.

This depression in my heart, this depression. I really didn't look at the yellow calendar when I went out, and I met such a madman.

"Throw, throw, isn't it a man."

"I said, I've seen and experienced more than you, all men, all men"

"Then you should throw it." The leaves snarled at me, "Stupid. ”

I also had something on my face that I couldn't hang on. Some depressed are struggling from falling or not falling, I am not as tiger as that woman, I am really depressed, I really don't want to fall, but if I don't fall, there is no way to save face, so many people look at me, but I am also a figure with a face in this school, I subconsciously looked up and looked around. At this time, I saw a sneaky figure in the crowd. Then I saw him with a sexy shaggy beard. All of a sudden, I was very, very happy.

I smiled, stood up, then took my mobile phone, held it up, slowly left the fold, walked into the crowd, and grabbed Zhou Orangutan "It's you." ”

As soon as I caught the orangutan, the orangutan was about to speak, "Small." ”

"Small, small, small." Then I winked vigorously at the orangutan.

Zhou Orangutan paused for a moment, "What do you mean?" ”

I glared at Zhou Gorilla again, and then said, "I have traditional virtues, like you, there will be retribution in the future, Lao Tzu doesn't fall, Lao Tzu just find someone, give the phone to others, I still have personal affection, a broken mobile phone, it doesn't matter." He patted Zhou Gorilla on the shoulder with me, "Dude, give you a mobile phone, do you want to?" ”

"Dude?" Zhou Orangutan looked surprised, "Small." ”

"It's small, my phone isn't small at all." Then I glanced at Zhou Gorilla again, then took the mobile phone out of his clothes, and then looked at the people around him, "Here you go, I'll give it to you, if you love it, if you don't want it, if you don't want it, find a place to throw it away." ”

Zhou Orangutan touched his head, then looked at his mobile phone, and asked in a daze, "Sent me?" Throw? Small? ”

"Small, small, small." I continued to interrupt the orangutan, and then said fiercely, "Is my phone small?" ”

"It's not small."

"Since you're not small, you're so young."

"I'm small."

"Fart." I glanced at the orangutan again, and I even had the urge to rush up and beat him up. This damn stinky orangutan can't reflect it, I'm angry with me.

I stared at the orangutan, blinking.

Zhou Orangutan still had a confused expression on his face.

When I was about to give up in a depressed mood, Zhou Orangutan's confused expression suddenly turned into a treacherous expression, "Dude, then let's talk about it, this phone is mine, you can't go back, so many people are watching." ”

I nodded, "I'll send you, I don't want it." ”

Zhou Orangutan smiled, "Okay", and then held up the mobile phone, "Everyone is optimistic, this mobile phone belongs to me, he can't ask for it." Then Zhou Orangutan took the mobile phone and smiled at me and Xiao Yezi, "Thank you two, it's good today, pick up a mobile phone for nothing." Following Zhou, the orangutan smiled happily, "Don't eat." With that, he turned around and walked out of the restaurant.

Then there was an uproar in the restaurant.

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