[315] The dignity of the elder brother
I scored a high score of 550 against the boxing machine.
"Wow!" Xiong Yaoyue was inexplicably surprised by my results, "You have taken Viagra!" ”
Viagra doesn't care if this is good or not! Don't talk about such vulgar topics in front of my sister!
After that, Xiong Yaoyue taught Amy the secret of punching many times, but it did not help Amy improve her score at all, and even worsened, with a low score of 9 points.
Xiong Yaoyue thought about it, picked up Amy directly from behind, and asked her to kick the boxing target with two feet, and the cashier lady turned a blind eye to this because she had received Amy's tip.
You two girls are having fun, but don't forget that Amy is wearing a dress! Such a high kick has exposed the panties again! Today is a pure white panty with a bow and a very good fit for Lori's identity! Don't keep seducing me into the idea of playing panties, okay! I really want to be a pure brother for a day!
Suddenly remembered the egg in his trouser pocket, it took a lot of waist strength to punch just now, so it won't be broken, right?
It's okay to touch it, it's complete. Just in case, wrap a layer of tissue around the egg, which can cushion the impact of the outside world.
I'm sorry, old man, you only said that I should take it with me, but you didn't say that you wouldn't let me bread things outside? I'm already very disciplined without cotton wrapping!
With the help of pedals and the boost exerted by Xiong Yaoyue, Amy finally got 101 points, and finally stopped playing with satisfaction.
"What does 'Dese' mean?" Amy asked, pointing to the Chinese characters on Xiong Yaoyue's T-shirt.
"This ......" Xiong Yaoyue pondered for a while, "This is the dialect of the Northeast, have you seen Zhao Benshan's sketch?" ”
Amy shook her head blankly.
Xiong Yaoyue cast me a pleading gaze, Mencius said, "The trouble of people is to be a good teacher", I am a very good teacher, so I jumped over and explained:
"'Dese' means to show off, to show off! For example, if a person has a lot of money, he will show off his wealth, or if he is good-looking, he will be stinky...... In short, doing those things that should not be done is called 'Dese'! ”
Amy pursed her lips in dissatisfaction, her eyes half-squinted.
"Manservant, are you sarcastic about me? When did I flaunt my wealth? When did I get stinky? I don't care what people think of me! ”
Huh? I didn't say anything about you! I feel that my explanation is more popular than the "Xinhua Dictionary"! Am I subconsciously trying to persuade Amy to be a little more restrained?
Xiong Yaoyue stood up and played a round: "Brother and sister, don't quarrel!" Let's live in peace! ”
I was shocked: "You...... How do you know!? ”
Xiong Yaoyue was stunned: "Didn't you say that she was the child of your relative's family?" You're supposed to be cousins, right? ”
Amy "cut", "Who is his cousin and sister!" It's obviously a manservant who put gold on his face......"
Wow! How dare you look at me with such contempt! Amy, you wait! Wait until the day the truth is revealed, you don't have to do anything else, first bow your head to me and call me a hundred words of "brother"!
Amy deliberately snubbed me, left me aside, and had a hot conversation with Xiong Yaoyue.
From what is the relationship between Zhao Benshan and South Korea's "Uncle Bird", when it comes to the Chinese government and the US government, who holds the corpse of the alien in his hands.
While talking, Xiong Yaoyue complained that her underwear that was hanging on the balcony the day before yesterday was stolen.
"There are so many perverts in Dongshan City! Sister, that's a sports bra! There are no patterns on it! That can also be jerked off! ”
"It should be the underwear thief who is back in the world, right? I didn't see any movement for a few weeks, and I thought he was dead! It is said that every time he commits a crime, he wears a jacket and can climb the building empty-handed...... I really don't understand what haode there is in girls' underwear! Can't you honestly find a girlfriend! ”
When Xiong Yaoyue criticized men's perverted penchant for women's underwear, Amy looked in my direction without knowing it, with a weird smile on the corner of her mouth.
What do you see me doing? What are you laughing at? Are you like Obama and can read minds? I'm not the same as the underwear thief! The underwear thief steals underwear for masturbation, and I do it for money; He can steal anyone's underwear, but I can only steal my sister's!
In addition, Xiong Yaoyue would never have thought that the underwear thief was the taekwondo student who almost had a real PK with you last time, the boss of the person named Tang Jiang!
is not only the boss but also the young hall owner of the taekwondo gym, known as the master of the Xu Shao hall!
However, I don't have conclusive evidence at hand, just some speculation, and going to kick the gym to arrest people without knowing it will attract the attention of the police, but Officer Ma is looking forward to me causing trouble every day.
Speaking of the underwear thief, this guy can't have already stolen Amy's underwear, right?
No, it shouldn't be, Penthos said, Amy's underwear is strictly guarded, and if you don't want it, you will destroy it immediately, so many bodyguards, the underwear thief shouldn't have a chance.
But you can't underestimate his obsession, a panty collector like him, once he targets someone's underwear, he will do whatever it takes to get his hands on the underwear.
Do I have a competitor in front of me? Are two knights on horseback, fighting each other in the vast wilderness just to capture the treasure called underpants?
It's infuriating! How dare you, a guy who doesn't even have a full name, cause me so much trouble!
Hmph, just wait, I'm not going to lose! Even if you gamble on the dignity of being an older brother, your sister's underwear can't fall into the hands of others first......
Hearing that Xiong Yaoyue was broken into the balcony and stole her underwear, Amy asked:
"Why don't you shoot that bastard!"
Xiong Yaoyue couldn't cry or laugh: "How can I have a gun!" No one in China has a gun! ”
Amy sighed, "I forgot, you are the ** rule, it's really pitiful." ”
Don't accuse others casually**! When it comes to gun control, I don't think the United States is doing better than China! Do you want so many school shootings in the United States in China?
When it comes to school shootings, I immediately think of the class president! Xiong Yaoyue, you didn't say it right! Some of the common people in China also have guns, and the squad leader's family is it! What's the use of keeping that old shotgun! Is it used to resist forced demolition, or beat to death a negative boyfriend!
When it comes to underwear, Amy proposes to go to the clothing section on the 4th floor, and says, "If Pooh has a crush on any underwear, I'll buy it for you." ”
"Huh?" Although she knew that Amy's family was rich last time, Xiong Yaoyue was still surprised, "Isn't it okay?" How can I get a child to spend money on me? ”
Amy immediately raised her eyebrows, "Who's the little one?" I'm already an adult! It's because you're playing with me that I'm so happy that I'm going to tip you! Do you dare to look down on me? ”
"Don't dare, don't dare," Xiong Yaoyue smiled and shook her hands, "I'm the person who likes to take advantage of others the most, if you give me a tip, I'll be a dog leg for you sincerely!" ”