"No! Can't swim! The class leader said to the students who exchanged ears very harshly, "Have you forgotten that last summer, there was an accident in which a student drowned in a reservoir in No. 1 Middle School?" Those high school students can obviously swim, and something like that happened, let alone us junior high school students? ”

However, the students took the safety advice of the class leader as a deaf ear and expressed their opinions one after another.

"Squad leader, why are you arrogant?" The representative of the Chinese class, the pale boy who once wrote a plum blossom poem to the radio station, quoted the sentence in the text of "The Teacher's Table" and said, "In the first year of junior high school, Sun Yu participated in gambling, and high school students came to our school gate to force debts. Why are we not as good as high school students now? ”

As soon as the representative of the Chinese class mentioned this, I remembered that Sun Yu had never let our class worry, and the gambling dealers of the No. 1 Middle School who were scared away by the squad leader's threat to the police came to the No. 28 Middle School once, and he was the campus boss of the No. 28 Middle School at the time, and Brother Gang, who was still in the third year of junior high school, led people to completely drive these guys away.

Do you have a share of me? I can't remember clearly, I seem to have participated in most of Brother Gang's foreign battles.

And the squad leader didn't know from beginning to end that this troublesome matter was finally solved by Brother Gang.

Looking back now, Brother Gang, you look like the boss of the campus! It's basically to defend the "Lei Feng Xia" in the twenty-eighth! There is no benefit at all in following you, zuihou is only left with me and the three little brothers of the left and right protectors! My face is swollen, you actually paid out of your own pocket to invite us to dinner, that meal should at least let Sun Yu or the squad leader invite!

Of course, those few high school students who were not very good at fighting suffered and threatened to move out of their school and avenge them.

Since there is no university in Xicheng District, several well-known "Emperor Nengda" in Dao'er are high school students, such as Brother Hao and Sister Yun of Dongshan No. 1 Middle School, all of whom are legendary characters.

In order to calm things down, Brother Zuihou called Sun Yu to the dinner table, and asked him to return all the money he won since participating in gambling to the dealer, although compared with the money he Zuihou lost, it has been a lot less, but Sun Yu was still known by his parents, not only was his parents mixed doubles, but also was notified and criticized, and he was deducted.

Could it be that Sun Yu has hated me as Brother Gang's younger brother since that time? As a classmate, I sat comfortably behind the dinner table, you stood in front of the dinner table, and you were so scared by Brother Gang that you wanted to pee your pants, do you feel ashamed? You originally thought that the class leader scared away the dealer, so you don't have to pay back the money, and you don't have to be known by the parents, right?

How selfish! The class president is taking a big risk to fight against high school students for the sake of his classmates! What if a high school student seeks revenge from the class president? Fortunately, the other party is not very capable of fighting, and Brother Gang gave them some face afterwards, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable!

I squinted my eyes and searched the crowd for Sun Yu's traces, and he hid behind Teacher Yu in a gloomy manner.

"That's right, class president," the loudspeaker said, "what's so great about high school students!" It's hard to come across such a clean stream, what a pity if you don't go in and play! ”

"You're too buoyant yourself......" Juanny said as she fiddled with her skull-patterned phone.

"Less poor mouth!" The loudspeaker shouted, "Don't you nymphomaniac, don't you want to see what the squad leader looks like in a swimsuit?" ”

For some reason, I suddenly had a nosebleed, which must have been due to the heat.

On the side, Gonggong Cao took out a handkerchief, tore it in half, rolled it into a stick, and handed it to me flatteringly—he already had these two things stuffed in his nostrils.

The squad leader stared at me with a betrayed look, as if I was expecting her to wear a swimsuit and expose her allure to me.

"I didn't bring a swimsuit!" The class leader shattered the delusions of all the male classmates with one sentence, "Listen to me, no one is allowed to go down, swim, swim or swim without permission, whether it is tomorrow or tonight!" ”

Teacher Yu held a can of oolong tea and nodded in the back with satisfaction.

Juanny suddenly raised an arm weakly.

"Squad leader, I have prepared a swimsuit that fits your body size, but you have to promise to only show me when you put it on......"

"Juanny V5!" "Zhuang Ni, you have made meritorious service!" Some of the boys whistled in ecstasy.

Zhuang Ni swept it with a cursed gaze, and the boys immediately shut up, probably afraid of being killed by Zhuang Ni or directly slaughtered with a utility knife.

"You, you weishenme do these superfluous things!" The squad leader's cheeks flew with a touch of red, "How do you know what size my body is!" ”

"Just send the utility blade to the doctor for the physical examination," Zhuang Ni said lightly, "Compared with last year's information, you have developed more like an adult......

Why are you staring at the squad leader's chest with eyes that are more rogue than men! If it weren't for the majesty of the squad leader, the squad leader would have been stared at by you with his hands on his chest and shouting "hate"!

"Anyway...... I'm not going to go into the water, and I'm not going to allow you to go into the water! ”

The squad leader, who was not good at swimming, took two steps to the side of the stream angrily, pointed to a black wooden sign nailed to the ground, and said:

"Look! It clearly says 'no swimming', right? ”

As soon as the words ended, the squad leader was silent, because she could clearly see that there were five crooked red letters on the notice board - "No Jungle Cannons".

There is also a line of small words at the bottom of the sign - "Uncle Zhang stays".

Uncle Zhang, who are you! Are you a medicine farmer who often goes up to the mountains to collect medicine? How much trouble the jungler's cannon tourists have caused you!

The squad leader pointed to the sign and couldn't get it back, and stood there with red faces for more than ten seconds, and all the girls, all of them, looked at me who had not stopped the nosebleed.

Don't look at me! weishenme just thinks that this warning sign was written for me!

"No junglers?" From where Xiong Yaoyue was standing, she couldn't see the word "cannon" blocked by the squad leader's hand, and she couldn't help complaining:

"If you don't let the jungler, how can my blind monk be promoted to level 6!"

Go back to the Internet café to play your LOL! Don't you see that the whole class is embarrassed! Now I want to remind you to pay attention to the word "cannon" at the back, the atmosphere is even more embarrassing!

The squad leader was very helpless about the notice board set up by Uncle Zhang.

If you leave it, it will be unsightly, and if you pull it out, you will seem to have become a supporter of the "jungler" cannon.

Zuihou took out a red marker from his backpack and painted the word "cannon" into a regular red square.

In this way, the content of the sign has really become "No Jungle", and those who don't know may think that Uncle Zhang is a LOL lover hidden in the mountains, and he hates the wild monsters that others rob him.

Except for Xiong Yaoyue, everyone is relatively satisfied with this treatment.

Zuihou squad leader added a little bit of the word "wild" that Uncle Zhang wrote a little less in "Forbidden Jungle", and after correcting the typo, he put away the marker with satisfaction.

I just took two steps and went back, probably thinking that the red square was very abrupt, so I painted the border of the sign in red together with the red square, and then left for the second time after achieving the effect of symmetry.

During the process, the classmates were snickering in the back, and although the class leader blushed a little in every sense, he did not stop his efforts to pursue perfection.

Although the squad leader explicitly forbade swimming, the loudspeaker did not give up, and after taking a few photos of the creek with his mobile phone, he said that he would upload it to his food Weibo, so that fans could comment on it, and if he didn't swim when he saw such a clear stream, would it be a lifelong regret.

After descending the mountain, from the back door of the special education school, after returning to the hostel, I put my backpack back in the room where I lived with my father-in-law, and then I heard the class leader inform me outside the corridor: the next hour is the time for the girls to take a bath, and after half an hour, it will be the boys' turn, and after this time, there will be no hot water.

It seems to be more partial to girls, but the boys don't have any opinions, anyway, I rarely take a shower for more than 15 minutes.

The squad leader's own long hair needs to be washed and combed for a long time, right? What's more, after climbing the mountain, there is more dust on your body than usual?

Under the dim bathroom light, the hot water sprinkled from the slightly old iron shower head, with steam, poured on the flawless white skin of the squad leader, flowing along the curve of the beautiful ketone body to the equally graceful ankles, and not far behind, the scene of the flat-chested Xiaoqin and Xiong Yaoyue playing with each other with soap......

Xiaoqin, get out of the way! Xiong Yaoyue, don't make trouble! I finally connected to the theater in my head, and you won't let me have fun for a while!

His eyes were unconsciously attracted by the two points of pink on Xiaoqin's chest, and most of his body was wheat-colored, only in the area covered by his underwear, behind the sun marks, Xiong Yaoyue, whose skin was snow-white and primary......

"Ah!!!!!!!h

There was a sudden scream in the corridor that did not look like a human voice, and I woke up from YY, carefully identified it, and thought it was the voice of Gonggong Cao.

Could it be that he was caught peeping into the women's bathroom? Bastard, he actually preempted it...... No, he dared to do such a thing!

I clenched my fists and walked out of the room, but I saw Grandpa Cao lying on the ground with his eyes rolled and convulsing, surrounded by 4 or 5 boys, who were puzzled.

At this time, Zhuang Ni came out of the bathroom, and everyone was disappointed to find that she had not worn a single piece of clothing, probably because she had not taken off her clothes since she entered.

Could it be that like Xiaoqin, she is shy about her poverty, so she is not willing to untie her clothes in front of other girls?

Xiaoqin once said to me before entering the bathroom: "Ye Lin, if I am ridiculed by Cow Gong Caicai in the bathroom, you will avenge me when I come out!" ”

No kidding! Gong Caicai dares to laugh at you? Not to mention that the combat power between you is like a little white rabbit to a saber-toothed tiger - Gong Caicai himself is troubled and ashamed of his big boobs!

Zhuang Ni glanced at Grandpa Cao, who was twitching on the ground, like garbage, and then kicked Grandpa Cao with his rubber-soled dry slippers.

Father-in-law Cao turned over because of this, and his body no longer directly touched the puddle of water stains under him.

I found out that there was a wire with peeling skin, which was inserted in the water stains relatively invisibly, and Grandpa Cao screamed because he was electrocuted!

I'll wipe it, Zhuang Ni, you deliberately set this power-on trap so that your favorite squad leader won't be peeped at by boys! You're not afraid of death!

Fortunately, Grandpa Cao is fat and has a large resistance (fat is a bad conductor of electricity), and he just spit out a little white foam and came back to life, if I am a person with less body fat, I may be electrocuted!

So is it possible that Gonggong Cao saved my life?