Chapter 367: How to Scold
Jiang Xiaofan walked up.
Sun Wukong saw that it was Jiang Xiaofan, and suddenly flashed next to Jiang Xiaofan: "Teacher Jiang, it's really good that you came." ”
Then he stretched out his monkey paw and hugged Jiang Xiaofan.
and Jiang Xiaofan have the momentum of two brothers.
is so friendly, which makes Jiang Xiaofan very happy.
If the news of the great sage holding him is spread, this thing can be bragged about for a long time.
"Can I ask a question?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
"Just ask. Sun Wukong said.
"Just now, were you arguing with the people of the Dragon Palace?" Jiang Xiaofan asked.
He wanted to make sure it wasn't real.
After all, when I saw the scene just now, I really wanted to know what happened.
"Yes. Sun Wukong said.
Jiang Xiaofan was directly speechless, it turned out that it was really a quarrel.
"Teacher Jiang, let me tell you something. Sun Wukong suddenly said mysteriously.
"You say. Jiang Xiaofan said.
"But you have to promise me that after I say it, you have to promise me. Sun Wukong said.
Jiang Xiaofan: "???"
How can he answer, he always feels that Sun Wukong is going to tell him some great secret.
"You say, don't worry, I basically agreed. Jiang Xiaofan said.
Sun Wukong said: "This time, our monkeys in Huaguo Mountain can surpass the people of the Dragon Palace, because of your teaching, if nothing else, the people of the Dragon Palace will definitely investigate this thing, and when the time comes, they will definitely investigate Teacher Jiang, I hope Teacher Jiang can refuse their invitation to teach." ”
Jiang Xiaofan was messy again.
Sun Wukong has become a scheming monkey.
"Okay. Jiang Xiaofan agreed.
"Good brother. Sun Wukong said.
"Can I take a picture with you?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
If you don't care about anything else, let's keep it in memory first.
"Take a picture, what's that?" said Sun Wukong strangely.
"Don't worry about ......" Jiang Xiaofan immediately took out his mobile phone and began to take pictures of himself and Sun Wukong.
Tune.
Hold and shoot.
"Brother, can you take out the golden hoop stick?" Jiang Xiaofan said.
"Yes. Sun Wukong took the golden hoop stick out of his ear.
Then Jiang Xiaofan continued to take pictures.
After a few slaps in a row, Jiang Xiaofan was satisfied, and he was very happy.
Last time, because he was not familiar, he didn't take pictures, but this time he took so many photos, and he wanted to post on his circle of friends.
Then, the group went all the way to the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave.
Jiang Xiaofan began to teach.
He felt more and more that these monkeys were not simple, he just taught some things casually last time, and these monkeys could win each other if they quarreled.
So this time, he's going to go a little deeper.
Monkeys are the closest thing to people, let alone this group of monkey demons.
Jiang Xiaofan began to speak Chinese characters, and this time, Jiang Xiaofan knew what these monkeys were learning for.
It's to quarrel with the dragon king and win the other party.
Well, just teach these monkeys how to curse.
So, in the water curtain cave.
Jiang Xiaofan shouted word by word in front of him: "Grandma's legs." ”
A large group of monkeys below, whether lying on the table, squatting on the ground, or hanging on the wall, almost all shouted in unison, "Grandma's legs." ”
That picture, the thief is excited.
"The board of the day you immortals. ”
"Lose your old wood. ”
“nsl。 ”
......
Jiang Xiaofan's mouth became dry, the teacher is teaching and educating people, and he needs positive energy, but he must also teach according to the other party's purpose.
Personal training is like this, you have to do whatever the client wants.
After teaching more than 20 curse words in a row, the private lesson ended.
Sun Wukong is also next to him, of course he didn't learn, after all, have you seen that when the two forces put their mouths out, it was the boss who played?
Basically, the little brother shouted there.
At this time, Sun Wukong Mountain came and handed out a large handful of bananas: "Brother, your words are really exciting." ”
Jiang Xiaofan smiled awkwardly and said, "Average." ”
"Brother, in the future, in this heavenly court, my brother will cover you. Sun Wukong said.
As soon as Jiang Xiaofan heard this, his courage suddenly became fat, there was a monkey cover, who in this heavenly court would dare to touch him?
He can now stand proudly in front of the immortals, stretching out his fan-sized palm and pointing at all the immortals, shouting loudly, who else, Brother Lao Tzu is the Monkey King.
"Really?" Jiang Xiaofan said excitedly.
"Nature is true. Sun Wukong said.
Jiang Xiaofan remembered: "Brother Monkey, do you know the father-in-law of the land?"
"What is the land for?" Sun Wukong was stunned.
"That's right, I want to have a place on the other side of the Heavenly Court, but when I went to find my father-in-law, the other party ignored me... If you know, intercede for me, and let him approve a place for me. Jiang Xiaofan said.
"Wait a minute, what do I mean by hearing this, that father-in-law of the land has already rejected you once?" asked Sun Wukong.
"Yes. Jiang Xiaofan said: "I hope brother, you can help me." ”
"Let's go, brother help you. Sun Wukong said expressionlessly.
Jiang Xiaofan is satisfied, with Brother Monkey's help, then the father-in-law of the land should be able to sell face.
At this time, Sun Wukong reached out and grabbed Jiang Xiaofan's collar, and then said, "Hold it steady." ”
"What are you doing?" Jiang Xiaofan asked very strangely about what the other party was doing.
"Don't be afraid. Sun Wukong continued.
What's that?
The next second.
Jiang Xiaofan only felt the picture in front of him flash, and when he reacted, his hair stood up, like a hedgehog.
He just felt as if he had jumped hundreds of times on the Great Rift Valley at a speed of several hundred meters.
Rita Lady.
This is too much of a test of people's hearts, and now Jiang Xiaofan feels that his heart is beating wildly, as if it may explode at any time.
Crying and crying.
Jiang Xiaofan squatted on the ground, he had to react first, and at the same time turned his head to take a look, this picture is so familiar.
What is this earthy yurt?
He remembered that this thing was the house of the father-in-law of the land.
Did you come to Heaven from Huaguo Mountain in the blink of an eye?
Brother Monkey is really a warm-hearted monkey, and he came to intercede so quickly.
I saw this Monkey King walk to the door of the land father-in-law's house, and then, the golden hoop stick was in his hand.
A stick blasted out.
The door of the yurt was directly trampled down.
Jiang Xiaofan himself was stunned, this is too exciting.
Brother Monkey is really a peerless monkey.
Then I saw Sun Wukong walk in and come out after a while.
I saw Sun Wukong holding the father-in-law of the land in his hand, throwing it out directly from it and falling to the ground.
The father-in-law of the land shouted there in pain, and now the person with a blue nose and swollen face seemed to have been beaten.
As soon as he fell to the ground, he immediately got up, and then stared at Sun Wukong in panic: "Great Sage...... Great Sage, there is something to discuss, don't do it, Great Sage. ”