It is said that there are three kinds of women that cannot be messed with.

First, the woman who comes to the aunt can't be messed with. Second, women who can't come to the big aunt can't mess with. Third, women who have been delaying their aunt for a long time can't be messed with.

Well, at the beginning of this today, I messed with the first one. I knew that I would go out and look at the yellow calendar first, but today I didn't have to fight with the blood light.

Xuanxuan still feels sorry for her brother after all, she wisely reminded me to buy some red dates and red bean porridge, and when she persuaded Shen Lingyu, I will obediently send it to please her, she said that Shen Lingyu is used to drinking red bean porridge when she comes to her aunt.

Are you used to drinking red beans? She's used to lovesickness.

I glanced at the time, it was almost noon, and when it was time for lunch, I would send it to Shen Lingyu together.

As soon as I went out, I saw Liu Jun running over, with a proud spring breeze on his face, and his expression was as if he had been in good health last night.

"Brother Huolu, Bai Qianqian and her boyfriend quarreled last night." He said other people's sorrows with a dark face, and he was too cheap.

Bai Qianqian's long-distance boyfriend, Liu Jun showed me the photo, in her WeChat, but the time was sent a long time ago, the young man is very tender and honest, Bai Qianqian looks beautiful and beautiful, looking for such a boyfriend, it is very similar to the kind of simple love that high school students don't look at, maybe the two of them have been in love for a long time in high school, and sure enough, people look simple, and their feelings are also a little simple, because Liu Jun's next sentence made the chrysanthemum laugh.

"Do you know how pure the elementary school girl is, she has only kissed her boyfriend, and she hasn't touched other places yet, hehe."

"? You've even talked about it? It's going well. "I was a little surprised, because the girl wouldn't say it directly.

"It's all taught by you, with your strength. I indirectly talked about other people's first love, and slowly talked about the first time, and talked about the atmosphere of the university, as soon as the topic deepened, I talked about myself, and she blurted out to tell the truth, Brother Huolu, this trick is really powerful. "The more I talk about this thing, the happier I become, as if I picked up a treasure for nothing.

If you want to know some hidden topics of a girl, such as her love history, ambiguous history, and even the history of opening a room, you can slowly talk about yourself through some indirect topics, first pick up other people's love history, throw bricks and stones, express envy or sympathy, resonate with the girl, and then turn to yourself, talk about your sad and single-minded bitter history, Remember to show your single-mindedness to your feelings, no blind fabrication is OK, it can not only increase the girl's good impression of you, but also increase the trust of the two, usually, the girl will also slowly tell her own experience, express trust and communication, you will smoothly get the information you want to know, after saying what you want, you can also deepen the relationship between the two.

Leverage your strength to kill two birds with one stone.

In fact, this trick was originally called referring to Sang scolding Huai, but it was too ugly to hear, and I changed it to be a little more professional.

Even if you don't get a reply and communication from the girl, you can indirectly add points to yourself and show your single-mindedness and good man.

However, when talking about it, there should be a topic first, not too direct and too fake.

For example, when chatting with a girl about various snacks, you say in detail, saying that you are very professional in snacks, at this time the girl will ask you if you like snacks very much, and you will answer her, in fact, she is not a foodie, she eats very casually, remember these snacks, just a habit, she will ask why she is used to it, and then answer so.

I develop this habit, I just hope that one day, I can have the opportunity to take that her to eat all these snacks, share this happiness with her, let her eat happily, and I will be happy.

It must be said sincerely, and the image of a good man is immediate.

In the same way, if you want to understand a girl's love history and ambiguous history, you can use an inconspicuous question to throw bricks and stones, which seems very natural, but you can't see the purpose.

The conversation must be careful, pay attention to the girl's answer to what attitude, grasp the direction of the force, unless she is very cautious and reluctant to say, under normal circumstances, the emotional atmosphere is in place, the exchange of little secrets and emotional history is a matter of course, if you don't do it, you may also get unexpected gains, such as her emotions are in place, tell you that she has been played by a scumbag, and she has had a fetus, and then you can hehe.

I didn't expect Liu Jun to use his strength so quickly.

"You're so lucky, you haven't stepped on shit since you were a child, so you got this simple elementary school girl today, then she quarreled with her boyfriend last night, and obviously took the initiative to ask you for comfort."

"It's worthy of Brother Huolu, Xiaobai took the initiative to call me, at 11 o'clock in the evening, I insisted on playing with my sister in the corridor for half an hour."

"Well, the corner of the wall was dug smoothly, what's going on over there." I don't think Liu Jun's development is very supportive of him, but he is going well, and I don't need to bother.

"He has been in contact with Chang Xiaojiao recently, but it seems that there are many people around Chang Xiaojiao who are chasing her, you can also see that she has an open personality and dresses openly, and she is very popular among freshmen, Tianyang feels that Chang Xiaojiao may be in contact with several boys at the same time, after all, she loves to chat." Liu Jun said that he was not worried at all, he was in a beautiful mood now.

"Oh? Does this mean that she is going to be tempted one by one and pick one? ”

This situation is not optimistic, and Tianyang may become a spare tire.

The two of them chased the school girl, how could it be in the opposite direction from what I expected? I think Tianyang will go well, but now it's going to be tragic, I think Liu Jun is thin, he can't dig the wall, and he even used up his strength,, I can't keep up with the times?

"We are implementing the second procedure according to your request, tonight Tianyang and I will make an appointment with the elementary school girls, let's get together for a while, according to what you said, let her contact our circle of friends, slowly integrate, and the progress will be fast." He now adores me and listens to me.

"That's okay, I have time at night, can you call both Xiaopang and Fang Ting?" I reminded them to start striking while the iron was hot this week and to move a little faster.

"They don't necessarily have time, they may have to go to the gym at night, Xiaopang has been quitting drinking and losing weight recently, there are too few people, Brother Huo, you have to call the senior sister, Xiaobai still knows the senior sister, you let the senior sister help me talk."

Damn, this product has been calculated?

Ask my goddess to come out to accompany these two cargo girls, I don't necessarily have this strength.

"Okay, it's no problem to call the senior sister out." I'm bragging.

"Then I'll go back and contact my sister now, and I'll tell you as soon as I can come out." After he finished speaking, he smiled and left, as if spring had come.

I immediately went to buy red dates and red bean porridge, and when I came back, it was just noon, Xuanxuan nodded to me, and Shen Lingyu upstairs was no longer angry.

I pushed open the door with a flattering face, Shen Lingyu was sitting on the sofa, charming Erlang's legs, long legs were sexily put together, the nightdress just covered between the legs, it seemed to be dewy, her hands were covering her stomach, her face was not very comfortable, and she endured the pain of her aunt's pain.

It seems to be deflated.

"Hehe, boss, you have limited mobility, the lunch I specially bought for you has a light taste, just right for you at this time." I brought the red bean porridge to her, and her eyes flashed with joy, and then turned back to seriousness.

Well, the thing is the right one.

"Xuanxuan said, you just covered me with a dress?" She began to interrogate.

"Yes, boss, you misunderstood."

"Lie to me less! Why is my face so close to me, do you want to kiss me! She said ambiguous words, but her face was not shy, the royal sister is not afraid of flirting, of course she will not be shy when she says these words.

"Misunderstanding! Definitely a misunderstanding! I would never dare to think of the boss like this. ”

"That's why, it's hard to explain, don't think of going out of this door today." She said in a lazy menacing tone.

"I see that the boss has a bad face, and I thought you had a cold while sleeping, so I wanted to see if you had a fever." I was instantly witty.

I can't tell her that I want to smell her.

After hearing this, Shen Lingyu's eyes flashed with a hint of strangeness, and then said in a provocative tone: "Then you care about me?" Didn't you want to kiss me secretly? ”

As soon as I saw that Shen Lingyu believed me, I said easily: "Of course not, the subordinates care about the boss, how can they be so obscene to secretly kiss the boss, it's not that I didn't have a kiss before... ”

"What did you say!" Her eyes widened suddenly.

"Boss, you eat slowly, I'll go first." I ran out of the office with oil on the soles of my feet.

it, this relaxation, the mouth will run the train! Directly mentioned the night on the beach, Shen Lingyu's face turned red with anger, after all, it was a misunderstanding, and I took advantage of it.

In the office, Shen Lingyu looked at the panicked and fleeing figure, holding her stomach and giggling, she looked at the red bean porridge in front of her, bit her lip lightly, her eyes were in a trance, and then she took out her mobile phone and took a photo, sent it to the latest status of WeChat, and typed a few words under the photo.

"Exquisite dice An red beans, I don't know if I am lovesick to the bones."