Chapter 167: The Bar Is Crazy
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Zheng Haicheng opened his eyes, glanced at the fifty-ninth girl, and said with a smile: "33, 32, 34." If you make a mistake, you will punish me with three drinks! ”
I looked at Girl Fifty-Nine, but the look on her face betrayed herself.
Unexpectedly, Zheng Haicheng really accurately reported the circumference of the fifty-ninth girl.
This time it was the turn of the twenty-fifth girl to be unconvinced, she took the initiative to come over and asked, "Look at how much I am?" ”
Zheng Haicheng just casually looked at the twenty-fifth girl, and immediately said, "32, 33, 34." ”
Girl number twenty-five was completely stunned, almost unable to believe her ears.
I immediately pulled Girl Fifty-Nine aside and asked, "I wonder how long it's been since you've done that?" ”
"Why do you ask this?"
"I want to verify if my friend is really that good!"
"There were people last night, what do you say?"
"Okay, I got it."
So I pulled the No. 59 girl in front of Zheng Haicheng and said with a smile: "You smell her body and tell me how long she hasn't done that." ”
Zheng Haicheng leaned over, sniffed deeply on the fifty-ninth girl for a while, and said with a smile: "There is still a fishy smell, I must have done it last night, and more than once!" ”
I quietly called Girl Twenty-Five aside and asked, "How long have you not done that?" ”
"It's been three days, I just came to M, so I haven't had three days."
I pulled the No. 25 girl in front of Zheng Haicheng and said with a smile: "What about this? If you can smell this, I'll completely convince you! ”
Zheng Haicheng sniffed on the twenty-fifth girl for a while, and then frowned.
I saw that Zheng Haicheng was a little hesitant, and immediately said with a smile: "I knew you were bragging, you can smell this girl?" ”
"There is a smell of a big aunt on my body, as if I have been here for three days. The last time I did it was three days ago, and it was a dual channel. Zheng Haicheng said seriously.
Girl Twenty-Five lowered her head, and I pushed her.
She saw my expectant eyes, and then nodded, acknowledging Zheng Haicheng's statement.
I didn't expect Zheng Haicheng to have such a great ability, and he really understands women thoroughly.
Zheng Haicheng saw my surprised expression and said with a smile: "If you don't believe me, don't we have a lot of women in our company?" You name any one, and I can tell you about her characteristics. ”
"What characteristics can you discern?"
"You can see the measurements at a glance, and you can know her menstrual period and when she has done it by smelling it. If I could talk to her for a while and touch her hands and legs, I would know what posture she likes and what the most sensitive parts of her body are. ”
"Is that okay?"
"Looks like you still don't believe in my abilities."
"Minister Zheng, are these your innate abilities, or are they cultivated and trained by yourself?"
"Of course, it's the cultivation of keen observation and smell skills. Mr. Fang, it is no exaggeration to tell you, I have at least two or three thousand women, and most of them are women from good families. Do you believe it? ”
"How is that possible? If you do one every day, there are only more than 300 a year, but if you do two or three thousand, wouldn't it be ten years? ”
"I'm forty-five years old, and it's been thirty-two years since I started playing with women when I was thirteen, and you don't think I have a chance to get more than two thousand women?"
"Minister Zheng, you're drunk, I don't believe what you say. That's an exaggeration, isn't it? ”
"I want proof, most of them I took pictures, and I will show you my best private collection when I have the chance!"
"You're drunk, Minister Zheng, don't talk nonsense about this kind of thing, it's really not good."
"People are not romantic teenagers, not to mention that I am already a middle-aged man now. Aren't women just for men? You ask them, if they are? ”
Zheng Haicheng asked the young ladies with a smile, and the young ladies all cooperated to agree with Zheng Haicheng's point of view.
My values and morals were almost completely subverted by Zheng Haicheng and a few others.
Fortunately, my wife Zhang Ailing called me in time and urged me to go home.
When Zheng Haicheng heard me talking to my wife on the phone, he immediately whispered in my ear: "I'll show you a picture of my wife!" ”
After speaking, Zheng Haicheng took out his mobile phone, and then opened a photo of a woman to show me.
"This is my wife, how about it? Pretty, right? ”
I saw that the woman in the photo was about thirty years old, really beautiful, and had the air of a professional woman.
Zheng Haicheng said with a smile: "My wife and I haven't done it for six or seven years, but I can score two goals outside every night." Guess why? ”
"Why is this happening?"
"Because I don't know either!" Zheng Haicheng laughed.
After a while, Zheng Haicheng put his ear to my ear and whispered: "Every time I sleep with my wife now, I just can't get hard, but outside, as long as it's a woman, I can get hard." What's going on, you say? I went to the hospital for a check-up, and the doctors said I was fine. ”
"Actually, this thing may be a mental illness."
"Don't talk about that, who are you going to take out today? I suggest you bring the number ninety-five, I tried, there is an automatic fountain below her, it is very enjoyable! ”
"You're drunk, can I send you home?"
"I've already arranged it, Mr. Fang, you're not losing face, are you?"
"I'm really going home, I can't control what you're going to do, but I'm sure I'll go home after I pay!"
Zheng Haicheng saw that I was so serious, and it didn't seem like a joke, so he could only take Miss No. 68 to the hotel by himself.
After I paid the bill, I took a taxi home.
When I got home, I saw my wife Zhang Ailing sitting on the sofa watching TV.
Obviously, this is waiting for me to come back.
"Husband, why did you come back so late?"
"You know what I'm doing."
"Did the guy surnamed Zheng tell you anything?"
"He said a lot of things that surprised me when he was drunk, but I think the truth of these words needs to be further examined."
"What did you say?"
"Anyway, it's all some hooligan and dirty words, and saying it will only make you think that this Zheng Haicheng is very shameless."
"Then you'll go out drinking with him less in the future."
"Why?"
"Because since the surname Zheng is as obscene and despicable as you say, you will definitely not have anything good with him."
"Don't worry, wife, I just want to know something."
"What's the matter?"
"There's something about Jung Hae-sung secretly filming customer videos."
"Huh? Is there really such a thing? ”
"Soon I should be able to find out the truth."
"Husband, if it is really related to Zheng Haicheng, what are you going to do?"
"After all, I'm his boss, if it is found out that it was really him, then I will definitely remind Mr. Xie to pay attention in the future!"
"Husband, then be careful yourself, I know you won't listen to what you say now. I have a strong hunch that I'm pregnant and I don't want you to do anything that will affect the relationship between us, you understand? ”
"Wife, you must believe me. I do everything for the good of both of us, in short, I promise you, I will never do anything drastic, and it will not affect the relationship between us, okay? ”
Zhang Ailing nodded, smiled slightly, and snuggled in my arms.
I hugged my wife Zhang Ailing, kissed Zhang Ailing on the forehead, and said with a smile: "I also have a hunch that we will really have a baby this time." ”