Chapter 143: Bumping

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"I'll drive, I'll drive!" Hearing the doorbell ringing, Pick Up jumps up from the couch. When he opened the door and saw Zhao Kang, he immediately shouted "uncle" with a smile, and when he looked at it again, there was Xu Mo behind him, and he shouted "uncle" loudly.

When the little fat man heard that Xu Mo was coming, he slid off the sofa and ran to the door to reach out to Xu Mo to hug him. Picking up his younger brother, he pulled his younger brother behind him and scolded in a low voice: "Lin Lin, why do you want to hug your uncle as soon as you see it, your uncle is a guest at our house, but he is not here to hug you!" ”

"Don't scold him, uncle likes to hug our family." Xu Mo's eyes were quick, and after putting down the things in his hand, he picked up his youngest son's chubby body, put him on his shoulder, and glanced at Zhao Kang in a dazzling manner, meaning don't look at the children calling you happy, but in their bones, they still like to be close to my father.

Zhao Kang pretended not to look at him, put the things he brought on the ground, and smiled at his grandmother: "It's been a few days since I returned to China, in fact, I should have come to visit your old man a long time ago, it's not much, it's been delayed until today." ”

Grandma said angrily: "This child, come here, what to do with things." In fact, we have already met in the Xu family a few days ago, where do we need you to come to the door. Come to Combo, let's sit on the sofa. ”

Jiang Yuanjun looked at the big bags and small bags brought by the two, shook his head and said, "Yes, my brother has brought too many things, and if you don't know, you should be moving." ”

Xu Mo showed off to Zhao Kang, and Jiang Lin on his shoulder demonstrated to pick it up. The little fat man first grimaced at his brother proudly, and then said loudly: "Uncle lifts me high, not my brother." ”

"Little brat, I don't know as much as you. How old am I, it's not uncommon to play such a childish game as lifting high. Pick up snorted, turned around and left. Haha, my brother is angry, my uncle just likes me, it's useless for you to be angry. The little fat man became more and more proud.

The two sons have always loved each other, why did they quarrel this time? However, the palms and backs of his hands were full of meat, and Xu Mo was reluctant to blame any of them, so he could only look at Jiang Yuanjun in confusion.

Jiang Yuanjun knew his doubts and helplessness, and said angrily: "Lin Lin has suddenly become talkative and sharp-tongued these days, and he loves to pick up and pick up the most. The elder brother is sensible and lets him, and he is more energetic. I barely put up with him for a few months, and I will leave kindergarten as soon as school starts next year. ”

As a father, it was the first time that Xu Mo had encountered the problem of how to deal with his sons' bickering mouths. Hearing his wife say this, he immediately laughed and said: "This proves that our family has begun to open up wisely, which is a good thing, old, uh, how can you dislike Yuanyuan." ”

The little fat man shouted angrily: "I won't go to kindergarten, grandma, Lin Lin won't go to kindergarten, you promised." ”

Pick it up and say: "Fool, Mrs. Gu is so annoyed by you that she can't help it, you will take it seriously if you lie to you." How can children not go to kindergarten, Hui'er downstairs is about the same age as you, and everyone is in kindergarten. In fact, kindergarten is very fun, and you will like it when you go. ”

"Nonsense, Mrs. Gu just agreed. People don't go to kindergarten, stinky brother, it's so annoying! The little fat man was so angry that his face turned red, and he struggled to let Xu Mo let him down, ran to his grandmother and shook the old lady's hand and begged: "Lin Lin doesn't go to the kindergarten, the teacher will scold if he doesn't sleep at noon, and the teacher will scold if he doesn't finish eating the rice in the bowl, I won't go, I won't go!" ”

The little fat man jumped on the beans and kept chattering, Zhao Kang said to Jiang Yuanjun in surprise: "Yuanyuan, your son is amazing, he speaks clearly at a young age, and his thinking is clear, this is still not going to kindergarten, if you go to kindergarten and contact more people, then you can't become a sperm!" ”

Xu Mo was proud: "Of course, it doesn't depend on whose child it is, I, uh, Yuan Yuan is so smart, of course the son I gave birth to is smart." ”

Because Jiang Yuanjun was staring at the side, grandma didn't dare to agree indiscriminately, the little fat man didn't get the promise he wanted from the old lady's mouth, his eyes blinked twice, and he turned to hug Xu Mo's hand, and pleaded pitifully: "Uncle, Lin Lin doesn't go to kindergarten." ”

Pick up and laughed: "My brother is confused, my uncle is not from our family, whether you go to kindergarten or not, he doesn't count." It's up to your mother. It's impossible for my aunt not to send you there, so you'll die of that heart. ”

Who said that Lao Tzu said that it doesn't count, Lao Tzu is the real parent in this family, right? The eldest son's sentence that he was not from this family provoked Xu Mo so much that he almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, but unfortunately his wife didn't speak, and he didn't dare to tell the little rabbit cub that he was his own son. Xu Mo couldn't help but look at Jiang Yuanjun aggrievedly, Jiang Yuanjun hurriedly reassured him with his eyes.

Zhao Kang found an opportunity, and immediately echoed: "Yes, how can you Uncle Xu be the master, your mother has the final say in this matter." He had the intention to squeeze Xu Mo, and specially bit the three words "Uncle Xu" very hard.

These two naΓ―ve guys, this is a big fight again, Jiang Yuanjun handed over two glasses of water angrily and funny: "If you are thirsty, drink a glass of water." Then he said to his eldest son, "Pick up some apples and pears." After speaking, he pulled the little fat man to his side and warned in a low voice: "There are guests at home, don't shout, otherwise my mother will be angry." ”

Xu Mo took a sip of water and said puzzledly: "Who told Lin Lin that the kindergarten teacher loves to scold." ”

Grandma said helplessly: "Hui'er downstairs, she is in kindergarten, that little girl is thin and lean, extremely energetic, and basically doesn't sleep during the day." He is also a picky eater, and he has to be fed by adults for an hour when he eats a meal, and he is not less criticized in kindergarten. A few days ago, I took Lin Lin to talk to their grandchildren below, and the two little people chattered for a long time, and when they came back, we Lin Lin yelled that we would not go to kindergarten in the future. ”

"When you are older, you know how to exchange information." Xu Mo couldn't cry or laugh, turned to look at his little son, and said softly: "Lin Lin, kindergarten is not so terrible, you said it yourself, only children refuse to take a nap, waste of food The teacher will criticize, you have to take a nap every day, and eat a lot every time you eat, so you don't have to worry about the teacher scolding you." Hui'er is a picky eater, and her grandmother has to chase her to feed her when she eats at home, and she will be scolded if she is not suitable in kindergarten, how can you compare with her? ”

The little fat man said with tears in his eyes: "Anyway, I don't want to go to Hui'er's kindergarten, the teachers there are very fierce." ”

It seems that this matter has become a piece of the younger son's heart, Xu Mo looked at the poor child's heart and softened, and said while wiping the child's tears: "Okay, let's not go to her broken kindergarten." Let's find the most senior teacher in the city and the gentleest kindergarten to study, and tomorrow I will go to our family to inquire. ”

Jiang Yuanjun looked at Xu Mo unhappily: "What is the city's most advanced kindergarten, Xu Mo, what kind of concept are you instilling in children." ”

Xu Mo said confidently: "What concept, what concept have I instilled." Mine, uh, we Lin Lin is so smart, we should go to a better kindergarten, otherwise we will be wronged, and we can't afford to study. ”

Zhao Kang on the side also said: "Yes, Yuanyuan, don't they all say don't let your child lose at the starting line, our family has conditions, why don't you let your child enjoy the best education?" ”

Jiang Yuanjun said sullenly: "I am from a different background than you, and I think from different angles, I think...... Hey, I can't talk about you, don't talk about it, you sit, I'll cook. ”

In order to show that he was the owner of this house, unlike Zhao Kang, a guest, Xu Mo ran to the kitchen after a while to help Jiang Yuanjun, Jiang Yuanjun was not polite, and instructed him to wash vegetables and scrape ginger and garlic.

Xu Mo gave instructions to make Tuan Tuan Tuan enjoy it, glanced at the door a few times, and after making sure that the people in the living room would not come in, he quickly kissed Jiang Yuanjun on the face a few times, and said in a low voice: "Wife, don't you think this scene is very familiar?" When we were in H City, we used to be like now, you are in charge and I will give you a hand. ”

Jiang Yuanjun leaned at Xu Mo and said: "Yes, in the last few days, you guy suddenly treated me gently and considerately, we are like a normal loving couple, but we have lived a few days of peace." I secretly wondered why Mr. Xu's painting style suddenly changed, and he was a completely different person, and later I learned that you had actually decided to leave H City and go back to N City at that time, but he just wanted to leave a good memory based on some kind of perverted psychology. ”

Xu Mo couldn't hear Jiang Yuanjun call himself Mr. Xu, but whenever his wife called him like this, it showed that she was angry and disdainful of herself. Recalling the lack of virtue he did to his wife back then, Xu Mo regretted that he didn't open a pot and mention which pot, so he quickly hugged Jiang Yuanjun's waist, buried his head in her shoulder and said in a muffled voice: "Wife, I was wrong, let's forget all the unpleasantness in the past, don't mention it again, and live a good life in the future." ”

Jiang Yuanjun sighed and said, "I didn't mention it, it wasn't you who said it first, I just said a few words casually." Husband, don't worry, since I have forgiven you, I will naturally not go through old accounts again. ”

"Wife, you're so nice." Xu Moyi was so happy that he couldn't help but hold Jiang Yuanjun's face and kiss her on the lips, and then he couldn't stop it, and he didn't want to let go for a long time.

Not long after, there was a sudden "clang" behind them, and the two were startled and separated. When I looked back, I was standing in the doorway, looking over with my eyes wide open. The child is holding a broom in his right hand and his left hand empty, and in front of him is a garbage box sprinkled with crushed fruit peels.

Needless to say, I picked up the floor that I was sweeping in the living room just now, and then I wanted to come in and sweep the kitchen, but I bumped into two people who were kissing each other, and the garbage box in my hand fell to the ground in surprise.

"Ah, that aunt, I think, wants to sweep the floor...... I didn't mean to ...... "The child in the fourth grade already understands something, not to mention that he is still precocious in picking it up, and before Jiang Yuanjun can speak, the child has already stumbled to explain."

Looking at the child's panicked face, Jiang Yuanjun and Xu Mo both felt a tingling pain in their hearts, Jiang Yuanjun immediately put aside the shame and embarrassment in his heart, and tried his best to say to the eldest son naturally: "Good boy, your Uncle Xu used to choose vegetables in the kitchen, and there is indeed some garbage on the ground, come and sweep it." ”

"Ah, yes, yes." After picking it up, he picked up the trash box and walked in. Xu Mo smiled and stretched out his hand and said, "Good boy, come and sweep for your uncle, you go and play with your brother." ”

"I'll drive, I'll drive!" Hearing the doorbell ringing, Pick Up jumps up from the couch. When he opened the door and saw Zhao Kang, he immediately shouted "uncle" with a smile, and when he looked at it again, there was Xu Mo behind him, and he shouted "uncle" loudly.

When the little fat man heard that Xu Mo was coming, he slid off the sofa and ran to the door to reach out to Xu Mo to hug him. Picking up his younger brother, he pulled his younger brother behind him and scolded in a low voice: "Lin Lin, why do you want to hug your uncle as soon as you see it, your uncle is a guest at our house, but he is not here to hug you!" ”

"Don't scold him, uncle likes to hug our family." Xu Mo's eyes were quick, and after putting down the things in his hand, he picked up his youngest son's chubby body, put him on his shoulder, and glanced at Zhao Kang in a dazzling manner, meaning don't look at the children calling you happy, but in their bones, they still like to be close to my father.

Zhao Kang pretended not to look at him, put the things he brought on the ground, and smiled at his grandmother: "It's been a few days since I returned to China, in fact, I should have come to visit your old man a long time ago, it's not much, it's been delayed until today." ”

Grandma said angrily: "This child, come here, what to do with things." In fact, we have already met in the Xu family a few days ago, where do we need you to come to the door. Come to Combo, let's sit on the sofa. ”

Jiang Yuanjun looked at the big bags and small bags brought by the two, shook his head and said, "Yes, my brother has brought too many things, and if you don't know, you should be moving." ”

Xu Mo showed off to Zhao Kang, and Jiang Lin on his shoulder demonstrated to pick it up. The little fat man first grimaced at his brother proudly, and then said loudly: "Uncle lifts me high, not my brother." ”

"Little brat, I don't know as much as you. How old am I, it's not uncommon to play such a childish game as lifting high. Pick up snorted, turned around and left. Haha, my brother is angry, my uncle just likes me, it's useless for you to be angry. The little fat man became more and more proud.

The two sons have always loved each other, why did they quarrel this time? However, the palms and backs of his hands were full of meat, and Xu Mo was reluctant to blame any of them, so he could only look at Jiang Yuanjun in confusion.

Jiang Yuanjun knew his doubts and helplessness, and said angrily: "Lin Lin has suddenly become talkative and sharp-tongued these days, and he loves to pick up and pick up the most. The elder brother is sensible and lets him, and he is more energetic. I barely put up with him for a few months, and I will leave kindergarten as soon as school starts next year. ”

As a father, it was the first time that Xu Mo had encountered the problem of how to deal with his sons' bickering mouths. Hearing his wife say this, he immediately laughed and said: "This proves that our family has begun to open up wisely, which is a good thing, old, uh, how can you dislike Yuanyuan." ”

The little fat man shouted angrily: "I won't go to kindergarten, grandma, Lin Lin won't go to kindergarten, you promised." ”

Pick it up and say: "Fool, Mrs. Gu is so annoyed by you that she can't help it, you will take it seriously if you lie to you." How can children not go to kindergarten, Hui'er downstairs is about the same age as you, and everyone is in kindergarten. In fact, kindergarten is very fun, and you will like it when you go. ”

"Nonsense, Mrs. Gu just agreed. People don't go to kindergarten, stinky brother, it's so annoying! The little fat man was so angry that his face turned red, and he struggled to let Xu Mo let him down, ran to his grandmother and shook the old lady's hand and begged: "Lin Lin doesn't go to the kindergarten, the teacher will scold if he doesn't sleep at noon, and the teacher will scold if he doesn't finish eating the rice in the bowl, I won't go, I won't go!" ”

The little fat man jumped on the beans and kept chattering, Zhao Kang said to Jiang Yuanjun in surprise: "Yuanyuan, your son is amazing, he speaks clearly at a young age, and his thinking is clear, this is still not going to kindergarten, if you go to kindergarten and contact more people, then you can't become a sperm!" ”

Xu Mo was proud: "Of course, it doesn't depend on whose child it is, I, uh, Yuan Yuan is so smart, of course the son I gave birth to is smart." ”

Because Jiang Yuanjun was staring at the side, grandma didn't dare to agree indiscriminately, the little fat man didn't get the promise he wanted from the old lady's mouth, his eyes blinked twice, and he turned to hug Xu Mo's hand, and pleaded pitifully: "Uncle, Lin Lin doesn't go to kindergarten." ”

Pick up and laughed: "My brother is confused, my uncle is not from our family, whether you go to kindergarten or not, he doesn't count." It's up to your mother. It's impossible for my aunt not to send you there, so you'll die of that heart. ”

Who said that Lao Tzu said that it doesn't count, Lao Tzu is the real parent in this family, right? The eldest son's sentence that he was not from this family provoked Xu Mo so much that he almost didn't squirt out a mouthful of old blood, but unfortunately his wife didn't speak, and he didn't dare to tell the little rabbit cub that he was his own son. Xu Mo couldn't help but look at Jiang Yuanjun aggrievedly, Jiang Yuanjun hurriedly reassured him with his eyes.

Zhao Kang found an opportunity, and immediately echoed: "Yes, how can you Uncle Xu be the master, your mother has the final say in this matter." He had the intention to squeeze Xu Mo, and specially bit the three words "Uncle Xu" very hard.

These two naΓ―ve guys, this is a big fight again, Jiang Yuanjun handed over two glasses of water angrily and funny: "If you are thirsty, drink a glass of water." Then he said to his eldest son, "Pick up some apples and pears." After speaking, he pulled the little fat man to his side and warned in a low voice: "There are guests at home, don't shout, otherwise my mother will be angry." ”

Xu Mo took a sip of water and said puzzledly: "Who told Lin Lin that the kindergarten teacher loves to scold." ”

Grandma said helplessly: "Hui'er downstairs, she is in kindergarten, that little girl is thin and lean, extremely energetic, and basically doesn't sleep during the day." He is also a picky eater, and he has to be fed by adults for an hour when he eats a meal, and he is not less criticized in kindergarten. A few days ago, I took Lin Lin to talk to their grandchildren below, and the two little people chattered for a long time, and when they came back, we Lin Lin yelled that we would not go to kindergarten in the future. ”

"When you are older, you know how to exchange information." Xu Mo couldn't cry or laugh, turned to look at his little son, and said softly: "Lin Lin, kindergarten is not so terrible, you said it yourself, only children refuse to take a nap, waste of food The teacher will criticize, you have to take a nap every day, and eat a lot every time you eat, so you don't have to worry about the teacher scolding you." Hui'er is a picky eater, and her grandmother has to chase her to feed her when she eats at home, and she will be scolded if she is not suitable in kindergarten, how can you compare with her? ”

The little fat man said with tears in his eyes: "Anyway, I don't want to go to Hui'er's kindergarten, the teachers there are very fierce." ”

It seems that this matter has become a piece of the younger son's heart, Xu Mo looked at the poor child's heart and softened, and said while wiping the child's tears: "Okay, let's not go to her broken kindergarten." Let's find the most senior teacher in the city and the gentleest kindergarten to study, and tomorrow I will go to our family to inquire. ”

Jiang Yuanjun looked at Xu Mo unhappily: "What is the city's most advanced kindergarten, Xu Mo, what kind of concept are you instilling in children." ”

Xu Mo said confidently: "What concept, what concept have I instilled." Mine, uh, we Lin Lin is so smart, we should go to a better kindergarten, otherwise we will be wronged, and we can't afford to study. ”

Zhao Kang on the side also said: "Yes, Yuanyuan, don't they all say don't let your child lose at the starting line, our family has conditions, why don't you let your child enjoy the best education?" ”

Jiang Yuanjun said sullenly: "I am from a different background than you, and I think from different angles, I think...... Hey, I can't talk about you, don't talk about it, you sit, I'll cook. ”

In order to show that he was the owner of this house, unlike Zhao Kang, a guest, Xu Mo ran to the kitchen after a while to help Jiang Yuanjun, Jiang Yuanjun was not polite, and instructed him to wash vegetables and scrape ginger and garlic.

Xu Mo gave instructions to make Tuan Tuan Tuan enjoy it, glanced at the door a few times, and after making sure that the people in the living room would not come in, he quickly kissed Jiang Yuanjun on the face a few times, and said in a low voice: "Wife, don't you think this scene is very familiar?" When we were in H City, we used to be like now, you are in charge and I will give you a hand. ”

Jiang Yuanjun leaned at Xu Mo and said: "Yes, in the last few days, you guy suddenly treated me gently and considerately, we are like a normal loving couple, but we have lived a few days of peace." I secretly wondered why Mr. Xu's painting style suddenly changed, and he was a completely different person, and later I learned that you had actually decided to leave H City and go back to N City at that time, but he just wanted to leave a good memory based on some kind of perverted psychology. ”

Xu Mo couldn't hear Jiang Yuanjun call himself Mr. Xu, but whenever his wife called him like this, it showed that she was angry and disdainful of herself. Recalling the lack of virtue he did to his wife back then, Xu Mo regretted that he didn't open a pot and mention which pot, so he quickly hugged Jiang Yuanjun's waist, buried his head in her shoulder and said in a muffled voice: "Wife, I was wrong, let's forget all the unpleasantness in the past, don't mention it again, and live a good life in the future." ”

Jiang Yuanjun sighed and said, "I didn't mention it, it wasn't you who said it first, I just said a few words casually." Husband, don't worry, since I have forgiven you, I will naturally not go through old accounts again. ”

"Wife, you're so nice." Xu Moyi was so happy that he couldn't help but hold Jiang Yuanjun's face and kiss her on the lips, and then he couldn't stop it, and he didn't want to let go for a long time.

Not long after, there was a sudden "clang" behind them, and the two were startled and separated. When I looked back, I was standing in the doorway, looking over with my eyes wide open. The child is holding a broom in his right hand and his left hand empty, and in front of him is a garbage box sprinkled with crushed fruit peels.

Needless to say, I picked up the floor that I was sweeping in the living room just now, and then I wanted to come in and sweep the kitchen, but I bumped into two people who were kissing each other, and the garbage box in my hand fell to the ground in surprise.

"Ah, that aunt, I think, wants to sweep the floor...... I didn't mean to ...... "The child in the fourth grade already understands something, not to mention that he is still precocious in picking it up, and before Jiang Yuanjun can speak, the child has already stumbled to explain."

Looking at the child's panicked face, Jiang Yuanjun and Xu Mo both felt a tingling pain in their hearts, Jiang Yuanjun immediately put aside the shame and embarrassment in his heart, and tried his best to say to the eldest son naturally: "Good boy, your Uncle Xu used to choose vegetables in the kitchen, and there is indeed some garbage on the ground, come and sweep it." ”

"Ah, yes, yes." After picking it up, he picked up the trash box and walked in. Xu Mo smiled and stretched out his hand and said, "Good boy, come and sweep for your uncle, you go and play with your brother." ”