There is a very strange thing in Huaxia, whether men and women go home, the first thing to find is to find their mother, or say: "Mom, I'm back." Or say, "My mother?" ”

Why this is so, no one can give an accurate answer.

Mi Zixuan also had this problem, and shouted without waiting to enter the house: "Mom, I'm back." He took a few steps forward and lifted the curtain and said, "Mom, I'm so hungry, eat ...... at night."

The word "what" swallowed without waiting for the word to come out, because the room was full of people, including Mrs. Huang, Uncle Zhao, his parents, and ...... There is also Lao Liang and Che Yadan.

Lao Liang and Che Yadan smiled awkwardly when they saw Mi Zixuan, Mi Dayong smoked with a dark face, Huang Lingyun waved his son over, and said while looking at the injury on his back: "Oh, it's all injured like this, the two pieces of meat are gone, how painful it is." ”

As soon as these words came out, the smiles on Lao Liang and Che Yadan's faces were even more embarrassing, Lao Liang hurriedly touched Che Yadan, meaning to let her apologize first, but Che Yadan couldn't pull his face to apologize to a junior, and touched Lao Liang back and asked him to apologize first.

Mrs. Huang couldn't stand it anymore, so she leaned her cane on the ground and said, "I said, what's the matter with the two of you?" What are you doing here? Even children know that they have to apologize if they make mistakes, you are quite big, and you are not as good as children? If it weren't for Xiaomizi to let you go today, the two of you would still be squatting at the police station, what should you do without my dying old woman talking nonsense, right? ”

Today is also thanks to Mrs. Huang for helping Lao Liang and Che Yadan, otherwise Mi Dayong would be angry, even if Liang Xianyu coquettishly asked Mi Zixuan not to pursue this matter, Mi Dayong would never spare Lao Liang and his wife so lightly.

Someone has already told Lao Liang about this situation, and now Mrs. Huang is unhappy, Lao Liang doesn't want to chill the old lady's heart, and he doesn't want to say it because of a few words of admitting his mistake, and when he turned around, the Mi family regretted that he was looking for trouble with their family, so he quickly stood up and said with a smile: "Xiaomi, uncle is wrong, uncle is wrong to compensate you, it is uncle and I dog bite Lu Dongbin who doesn't know the hearts of good people, I blame you, the most important thing is to beat you, sorry Xiaomi." ”

Speaking of this, Lao Liang said to Mi Dayong again: "Dayong, I also admit my mistake to you, it is my Lao Liang who does not distinguish between right and wrong, it is my Lao Liang who blames your millet if he doesn't figure it out, I shouldn't have pushed you to the ground in the hospital, when the brother's bowed to you, you dissipate your anger, for the sake of our decades old neighbors and old neighbors, don't be like me. ”

Che Yadan couldn't sit anymore, and hurriedly said: "Lao Liang is right, it's our family that bites Lu Dongbin and doesn't know the hearts of good people, we don't know what to do, Dayong, Xiaoyun, Xiaomi, you adults have a lot, don't be like us." ”

Speaking of these two people, they bowed to Mi Dayong's family.

The two of them are very sincere in making amends, which makes Mi Dayong a little embarrassed, he is like this, he is angry and goes quickly, not the kind of person who holds grudges, others make a little mistake, he will hold on to the person, now Lao Liang is bowing and admitting his mistakes, Mi Dayong feels inappropriate, and hurriedly said: "It's all decades of old neighborhoods, why are you here?" It's over, get up quickly, what are you bowing to? ”

Huang Lingyun scolded her husband as a traitor in her heart, and just said that if Lao Liang and Che Yadan would bow to them three times today, this matter would not be over, but as soon as she bowed now, Mi Dayong softened, she was angry, but when she thought of Mrs. Huang's words, she hurriedly said: "Lao Liang, Yadan, what are you doing?" It's all a misunderstanding, if you don't open it, this rabbit cub in my family is your junior, and you will beat it, anyway, his rough skin and thick flesh can't be broken, why do you bow to him? ”

Mi Zixuan pouted when he heard it, didn't you say that in the hospital just now? Do I still have rough skin and thick meat? Can't I break it? Look at my eyes, let Lao Liang, that old boy beat me, I can't open them.

Mrs. Huang stood up and concluded: "Okay, this matter is over, no one will mention it in the future, they are all old neighbors and old neighbors, it's normal to blush-face and quarrel a few words, right, old Zhao?" ”

Uncle Zhao is a soy sauce player, and he is quite unprofessional in soy sauce, except for drinking his tea from beginning to end, he didn't say a word, which made Mrs. Huang very dissatisfied, and now he slipped out, Uncle Zhao hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, yes, Aunt Huang is right." ”

Mrs. Huang regretted finding such a guy who played soy sauce unprofessionally, and she didn't bother to take care of him, so she said to Lao Liang: "It's time for dinner, let's go, let's Deshenglou, my dead wife is also stained, eat something good, Xiaoliangzi, my wife has bad teeth, give me something soft." ”

For a while, everyone became a harmonious neighbor again, and some people rushed to Desheng Building with laughter.

Mi Zixuan arrived at the door of Desheng Building is straight tooth flower, these days it is a matter of doing with Desheng Building, the day before yesterday, yesterday, today and again, what good things can't stand to eat every day?

But his parents went in, and he had to go in too.

The state of harmony in the neighborhood has been maintained until the time when the wine has passed three rounds and the five flavors have passed, and today Mi Dayong is happy, because his uncompetitive son has finally changed his ways recently, and has done a few things that make him raise his eyebrows in the neighborhood, so it is inevitable that he will drink a few more glasses of wine, although it is not to the point of getting drunk, but he is also drunk.

Lao Liang sat in the village today, one is to make amends, the other is to thank him, how much Mi Dayong drinks, he naturally has to drink, he is not as drunk as Mi Dayong, he was drunk early, and he was drunk at this time, and his eyes were hazy, and he sat there and swayed.

I don't know who brought up the topic that millet and Liang Xianyu are a pair, and Lao Liang, who was too drunk, stopped doing it, and said drunkly: "My family Xianyu may take a fancy to Xiaomi, this little rabbit cub knows that if he causes trouble and doesn't do his job all day long, my daughter will definitely suffer with him." ”

Mi Dayong, who was also too drunk, quit, burped and slapped the table, "How do you talk about that?" I forgot that it was my son who saved your daughter, and this was allowed to make a promise in ancient times, and you know that you can make a promise with your body? If it weren't for my son to let you go, the two of you would still be squatting there at the police station, do you know the surname Liang? I just asked, do you know? ”

Mi Dayong's words were too rushing, and Che Yadan frowned when he heard it, and so did Huang Lingyun, the two women were afraid that these two people who had drunk too much would fight, so they hurriedly pulled one by one and persuaded them.

Lao Liang pushed his daughter-in-law away, turned his head sideways and said to Mi Dayong: "Thank you son for saving my daughter, but he can't promise by himself, absolutely not, he doesn't even have a house, they are married and live there?" Sleeping on the street? ”

Mi Dayong stiffened his neck and said, "Isn't it just a house?" It's a fart for me Mi Dayong, buy it, buy it tomorrow, let him get married the day after tomorrow, give birth to a big fat boy, you will be a grandfather, I will be a grandson......"

Mi Zixuan's face was black, Dad, what did you say? If you are a grandson, what has become of me?

Huang Lingyun pinched Mi Dayong fiercely and said, "What are you talking drunk?" Go home, go home. ”

Che Yadan also hurriedly pulled Lao Liang to leave.

The drunkards who drank too much said in unison: "If you don't leave, you have to tell your in-laws about having a child." ”

Just look at Lao Liang swaying and say: "Is it okay to have a child the day after tomorrow?" ”

Mi Dayong pinched his fingers like a half-immortal and calculated: "No, it's not good, today, today is good." ”

Lao Liang grabbed Mi Dayong's neck and shouted: "Then give birth today, go, go home, go home and hug your grandson." ”

Everyone: "......"

When they got home, they thought that the drunkard would be able to stop the meeting, but who wanted to stay in the house for less than two minutes before coming out with a wine bottle, and as soon as they met in the yard, they called each other his grandfather and his grandfather's, and kissed each other like two brothers, so they sat down and continued to drink.

Huang Lingyun and Che Yadan came out to persuade and pull, but these two people just didn't leave, shouting that they had to get drunk with their in-laws before they could rest, and finally the two women were so angry that they simply didn't care, let these two people drink, drink to death and pull down.

The two people drank and drank, Mi Dayong didn't know what to think, he went into the house and pinched Mi Zixuan's neck and pulled him out, Mi Zixuan was not happy, but he didn't dare to say anything, for fear that he would whip him in a drunken state, so he could only be at the mercy of this drunkard, and shouted from time to time: "Mom, help!" ”

Huang Lingyun shouted angrily: "You accompany them outside, and if you drink too much, you will be sent back." Then he ignored him.

Mi Zixuan was depressed, and began to doubt his life, suspecting that he was not biological, either he picked it up from the garbage can, or he was sent with a phone bill, in short, he was not biological.

The conversation between Mi Dayong and Lao Liang couldn't be heard, because they were talking about each other, or they were talking with their tongues, not to mention that Mi Zixuan couldn't understand it, it was estimated that neither of them knew what they were talking about.

After Mi Zixuan endured it for more than an hour, Lao Liang suddenly grabbed his neck and said with a big tongue: "Daughter, son-in-law, shout Dad, listen, listen!" ”

Mi Zixuan said angrily: "What are you shouting Dad?" We haven't gotten our licenses yet. ”

Lao Liang suddenly patted his chest and said, "It's easy to do, Dad, I'll do it for you." After saying that, he staggered into the house.

Mi Zixuan thought that he had drunk too much and went back to sleep, so he stood up and was about to go back with Mi Dayong, but at this time, something suddenly hit his head, and as soon as he turned around, he looked at Lao Liang and smiled at him stupidly: "Son-in-law, I will get the certificate tomorrow, and I will give birth and give birth to a child the day after tomorrow." ”

As soon as Mi Zixuan lowered his head, he immediately burst out and said foully: "I'll rub it, old man, have you made a lot of money?" ”

Lao Liang still smiled at him stupidly.

Mi Zixuan lowered his head and picked up the things on the ground, and carried his father back to the house as if he was being chased by a dog.

Lu Jiayi suddenly appeared behind him like a ghost and said, "What are you holding?" ”