Chapter 304: Get out of the way for me
"Click"
There was a loud thunderbolt on a sunny day, lightning and thunder, and the sky, which was originally clear, was instantly covered with dark clouds.
I shuddered. If you want to say that it is really evil, the monkey swears to the sky is really powerful, and it directly makes the sky change color.
"If you lie, you are not afraid of thunder and thunder."
Yangyang frowned and glanced at the monkey, and the monkey pointed to the roof of the classroom: "What I Wu Yasong said is the truth, I swear to God that if you promise to be my girlfriend, I will treat you well for the rest of my life, and if I abandon you from the beginning, I will not die well." ”
After the monkey finished speaking, Yangyang's eyes were moist, I could see that Yangyang had been moved, this little girl should also have a monkey in her heart, to say that the monkey had her in her heart from the first time she saw her, and what she said every day was Yangyang, as long as Yangyang was spoken. He will be very energetic and will become very serious.
"What you say is true?"
Yangyang stood up and looked at the monkey, and the monkey nodded: "What I said is true, Yangyang I like you." I really like you, and if I can pull out my heart, I'll show you. ”
Yang Yang walked around the table to the monkey, she grabbed the monkey's hand and blushed and said, "I promise to be your girlfriend." "Juhuan female brother.
"Really...... Are you sure? ”
The monkey grew his mouth with excitement, and he seemed to be about to lose control of his emotions when he was happy.
"Hmm. Monkey, I like you a lot. ”
Yang Yang closed his eyes after speaking. She opened her mouth and leaned into the monkey's arms, and the monkey laughed excitedly, looking at me and Zhang Qianqian awkwardly.
"Dear, fool."
After I finished speaking, the monkey lowered his head and kissed Yangyang, and the class bell rang, and everyone outside ran into the classroom.
"Brother Monkey is awesome."
Someone said a word, and a crowd began to heckle. Some people began to whistle, and pushed the monkey away with a red face and said, "Stinky monkey, you remember what you said, if you dare to lie to me, I will curse your ancestors for eighteen generations." ”
After Yangyang finished speaking, he blushed and wanted to push the monkey away, but the monkey hugged Yangyang's body and said, "Where are you going?" ”
"You guy, people want to go to class, you let go of people, I'm with you after class."
Yang Yang blushed and punched the monkey, and the monkey smiled and let go of Yang Yang's little hand.
"Sister Qianqian, I'm leaving."
Yangyang ran out of the classroom door in one go, and the monkey couldn't stop smiling.
"Let's go, monkey, it's all in class, don't giggle."
I patted the monkey on the shoulder, said goodbye to Zhang Qianqian, and then walked back, smirking all the way as if the monkey had lost its soul.
After sitting in the back, I glanced back at the monkey.
"Brother Monkey, what's wrong with you, why do you laugh endlessly."
The three fat men have just come back and don't know what happened yet.
"Leave him alone, he's fine."
I smiled at the three fat men, to say that the monkey chased Yangyang, I am also happy for him, the monkey is really emotional, if it is not emotional, the monkey will never dare to swear to the sky just now.
If you want to say that it was really an evil sect just now, the monkey swore that the sky would change, and this day would begin to get a little better, as if God was testing the monkey for Yangyang.
"I succeeded, Sanpang promised me to be my girlfriend, Brother Feng, thank you, I'm so happy, I can't speak, Sanpang or you punch me twice to see if it's a dream."
The monkey smirked, and the three fat men clenched their fists and punched the monkey in the chest.
"Oh my god, I can feel the pain, it's not a dream."
After the monkey finished speaking, he lay on the table and began to smirk, and the three fat men scratched their heads and said, "Brother Feng, is the monkey crazy?" ”
"Maybe it's too exciting."
I can't quite understand the monkey's mood at this moment, after all, the way I fall in love with Zhang Qianqian is more alternative, so I don't quite understand the level of excitement in the monkey's heart.
This is the last class, after class, after school, the monkey is lying on the table and giggling in a class, just like being laughed, the three fat people are asking the monkey in every class, it's okay, the monkey doesn't care about the three fat people.
The bell rang after school, and the three fat men stood up and said, "No, no, no, you want me to take the monkey to Dr. Nangong to take a look, the monkey has a problem, there is definitely a mental problem, Dr. Nangong said that mental patients have a tendency to kill, I am a little scared, will the monkey kill me if he goes crazy." ”
"Monkey, are you alright?"
I patted the monkey's table, and to say that I was starting to get a little worried too, the guy laughed at a lesson that normal people couldn't understand.
"I'm fine, Brother Feng, don't listen to Sanfat scare, I'm just so happy, I've liked Yangyang for a long time, it wasn't that I couldn't talk to Sister Qianqian at that time, I really didn't expect that Yangyang would agree to me so happily, and let me kiss him, that was my first kiss."
The monkey said that everything that was perfect was about to bubble, and he smiled and said, "I...... I'm happy to die now. ”
"Don't be so excited, you promised to be good to Yangyang for a lifetime, just work hard, Yangyang is also a good girl, I think you two are a good match, she probably still didn't believe you before, and she swore very well when she swore just now."
I patted the monkey on the shoulder, and the monkey stood up and took a cigarette out of his pocket.
"No, no, no, will Yangyang dislike me for being a smoker."
"Doesn't she smoke too?"
The three fat men suddenly said, and the monkey frowned and said, "If you want to say it, but will not smoking make her feel that I have become well-behaved." ”
"You're not her pet, what are you doing to be obedient, didn't you tell me that a man should look like a man, I found out that you were bragging."
The three fat men looked at the monkey with some disdain, and the monkey said with a smile: "You don't understand the three fat, when I first said it, it wasn't that I had no experience in love, I thought that women listened to men when they were in love, but I found that I was wrong, in fact, I care a lot about Yangyang, to say that this is thanks to Brother Feng, Brother Feng is worthy of being a master among the masters, so he pointed me a little, and I found that Yangyang's attitude towards me was different." ”
"Really?"
The three fat men looked at me with wide eyes: "Brother Feng, I also like a girl." ”
"Who like a girl?"
I looked at the three fat men with some curiosity, and the three fat men smiled and said, "It's the Zhao Juanjuan who drank with you that day." ”
"Pull it down, you don't like her."
I shook my head at the three fat men, Zhao Juanjuan likes Chen Meili, and Zhao Juanjuan is definitely not as simple as it seems on the surface, her family background Fan whispered can't be found, it is conceivable, it is definitely not an ordinary family.
"What's the matter, I think she's pretty good, Brother Feng, you didn't say you don't like her, can I chase her?"
The three fat men shrunk their necks and smiled at me, I scratched my head and said, "Three fat, I didn't mean that, I just think she is not worthy of you." ”
"Huh?"
The three fat man's eyes widened, and the monkey looked surprised.
"Okay, there are some things I'm embarrassed to say, Zhao Juanjuan is not a good woman."
While we were talking, the man and Yangyang walked into the classroom, and the monkey patted me on the shoulder excitedly.
"Brother Feng is here." Baidu sister-in-law|--My tsundere girlfriend
"Well, I saw it, but it seems that the man's wife doesn't look at you right."
As soon as I finished speaking, the man's wife came over to the monkey, and she grabbed the monkey's clothes and shouted, "Stinky monkey, what the hell did you do to Yangyang, did you bully her?" ”
"Sister Li Rui, don't hit him, I'm voluntary."
Yangyang ran to the monkey's side and blocked in front of the monkey at once, to say that this Yangyang was really infatuated, she used to listen to Li Rui's words very much.
"Yangyang, this is the first time you haven't listened to me, just for this stinky man, is it worth it, do you think he is a good bird? I can see at a glance that he is a big carrot, and he will talk to a beautiful girl every day, he can really treat you, you have a funny head. ”
The man's wife gritted her teeth and said, "Get out of the way for me." ”
"I don't get out of the way, he really likes me, and you didn't see it just now, when he swore an oath, the sky thundered, I believe he really likes me, otherwise he would never say that, I know you are good to me, afraid that I will suffer, but I also like monkeys in my heart, he hasn't spoken to other girls during this time, so I think he is a good man."
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