Chapter 165: Meet the Queen Mother

Chu Yan was actually very afraid of going to Shou'an Palace to see the Queen Mother. There is no other reason, just because of the two lumps of meat on the chest of the Queen Mother. Many times, Chu Yan wants to ask: How many catties are there in these two lumps of meat? How did you sell it?

Helpless, the other party is the Queen Mother, and Chu Yan has to hold back even if she is curious.

"Sister~~~ You haven't been here in mourning for a long time."

When the old queen mother, who was over half a hundred, complained that Chu Yan was not diligent enough, Miss Chu could only promise with a bitter face that she would run more to the palace if she had nothing to do in the future, and she would run more if she had something to do, and she would definitely make the old lady upset when she saw her.

Who knows, when Miss Chu finished crying bitterly, the old man of the Queen Mother was moved to tears, took Chu Yan's hand, and praised vigorously: "It's still Sensible." Or the sister-in-law knows filial piety and mourning the family. ”

Mu Yuanqi pursed his mouth and ate the taste: "Imperial grandmother, isn't Yuanqi filial to you?" Yuan Qi can see you three times a day! ”

As soon as Mu Yuanqi finished speaking, he didn't wait for the old lady to be moved, but his ears hurt, and he was suddenly picked up by the old man of the queen mother, gritted his teeth and said, "Are you filial?" Come to mourn in the palace before dawn in the morning, please be safe! During the day, the master of the Guozijian took you to the palace to complain, and at night the guards reported that you were missing!! When will you be able to learn from your sister-in-law and let the mourning family worry? ”

When she said this, Chu Yan felt a void in her heart, and Tian accepted it shamelessly. Just raised his head and met Mu Zexi's eyes that seemed to be smiling, and suddenly chuckled in his heart, Mu Zexi! What do you mean? Mocking the master?

However, Prince Mu just glanced at Chu Yan, and then turned around to comfort the old man of the Queen Mother: "Imperial grandmother, Yuan Qi has been doing a lot of homework recently, and it was his grandson who didn't pay attention to it, so he made so many troubles. Imperial grandmother, please take care of the phoenix. ”

"Take care of the phoenix? Then you say, when will I be able to hold my great-grandson? Why hasn't my belly moved yet? ”

Mu Zexi, who could have survived without speaking on the side, prayed for Mu Yuan because of his kindness, but he was also dragged in, and by the way, he was very unkind to pull Chu Yan in.

The eyes of the queen mother stared at Chu Yan's stomach drippingly, as if she could stare at a great-grandson like this.

Chu Yan suddenly blushed, covered her lower abdomen quietly, and coughed dryly, "Imperial grandmother, you will soon have your great-grandson." Concubine Dong's sister has been pregnant for five months, don't worry! This sow has to be pregnant in October, not to mention Sister Dong. ”

It's like you're a pig. Chu Yan had already smiled in her heart. Do you think that if you hide behind Mu Zexi, I won't be able to see you, master? I pity you, in order to divert the murderous gaze of the old lady of the Queen Mother, I have to wronged you.

Concubine Dong straightened her stomach slightly, although her small face was a little pale and timid, she was better than having a small one in her stomach, so she was confident.

The Queen Mother stretched her neck, stared at Concubine Dong's stomach for a long time, and said glutinously: "Why are you so thin?" The butt is not big, so it is not easy to give birth! How can I give birth to a good boy of my great sage? ”

It's hard to give birth if the butt is small?

Chu Yan stared at Concubine Dong's ass a few times, and it seemed that she couldn't see any arc. Before he could retract his gaze, he only heard the Queen Mother's kind voice: "Sister-in-law's ass is excellent, and she is easy to raise at first glance." Little Liu, you have to work harder! Don't keep mourners waiting too long. ”

The ass is superb?

Good to raise?

Could it be that this ass is still divided into three, six, nine and so on? What are the criteria?

Chu Yan was embarrassed, and looked at the old man of the Queen Mother helplessly, "Imperial grandmother, I ••••••"

"Yes, my grandson knows."

Mu Zexi hooked the corners of his lips, and smiled modestly, as if he was silently announcing: It's okay, I'm going to hit every shot.

Chu Yan suddenly died of the heart of explanation. Mu Zexi is a cunning fox!!

"Why did Concubine Dong hide behind Xiao Liu? Come here, let the mourners take a good look. ”

Therefore, ginger is still old and spicy. Chu Yan had no way to let the woman hiding behind Mu Zexi come to her. Unless, she wants to flirt with people. It's a pity that Concubine Dong is really not the one that Chu Yan likes.

Concubine Dong hung her head, grabbed her sleeves with her hands at a loss, and moved her steps with difficulty. Timidly called: "Slave Dong, please say hello to the Queen Mother." ”

This Shou'an Palace, not all people can be called the queen mother's old man's grandmother, and not all people can be you, me, this is a place to talk about rules. She is a concubine, even if she is a side concubine, she has to call herself a slave.

Chu Yan honestly squatted next to the old lady's house, rubbed the queen mother's legs, and looked up at the two surging lumps of meat of the old lady's old man, which seemed to be protruding like showing off her might, which made people sigh when they looked at it: It is really a woman who has the world in mind!!

Suddenly, Chu Yan remembered a joke again, there was once a man who liked to dress up as a woman, and then there were two lumps of flesh on his chest, and the man exclaimed:, the lump below is so heavy, why is there still one on the chest? Later, he chopped up all three lumps of meat.

So, Miss Chu deeply felt that this world is unfair to women, why do men who are so strong only have to bear a small lump? And women, as representatives of weakness, have to carry heavy burdens? It's not fair!!!

"Sister-in-law?"

"Sister-in-law?"

The Queen Mother called several times, but she couldn't pull Chu Yan's thoughts back, and looked at Chu Yan who was wandering helplessly.

"Sister-in-law, the !! of the country's prison"

Mu Yuanqi suddenly shouted loudly at the top of his throat, and only mentioned three words, Guozijian.

Chu Yan's suddenly sloppy eyes immediately began to focus, tugging Mu Yuanqi's arm, and asked, "What?" Where? ”

Guozijian??

As soon as she heard the three words of Guozijian, Chu Yan's lust heart came up again, her eyes were shining, and she was very attentive.

"Sister-in-law, it's a mourning •••••••"

The Queen Mother helplessly supported her forehead, and felt infinite pity for Chu Yan in her heart, only when Chu Yan was frightened by Dr. Cheng of the Guozijian, she reacted like this when she mentioned the Guozijian. I don't know, in Chu Yan's cognition, Guozijian is synonymous with little fresh meat.

The Queen Mother didn't understand this, but Mu Zexi did, only to see that Mu Wangye's face was gloomy, and the temperature around him was rapidly decreasing, and there was a posture of opening the freezing mode.

has been with Mu Zexi for a long time, Chu Yan's natural way, as long as a gust of cold air blows, it must be Mu Zexi who is angry.

Chu Yan rolled her eyes widely, and slandered in her heart: You just evolved into a tyrannosaurus beast!!

"That's it, sister-in-law, you sit down and pinch the shoulders of the mourning family."

Concubine Dong, as a pregnant lady, has been standing, but now she lets herself sit down? Isn't that good?

Chu Yan has developed the habit of respecting women and children since she was a child, so naturally she would not do such a thing of watching a pregnant woman standing.

So he said: "Sister Dong, sister, I have a pair of hands, and I can't be busy." Why don't you come over and help the imperial grandmother pinch the other side? ”

Give you a chance to sit so that you don't tire out the baby in your belly.

Chu Yan actually doesn't like Concubine Dong very much, but she doesn't implicate the child. Fortunately, the Queen Mother did not object to Chu Yan's self-assertive behavior, but just smiled faintly, patted Chu Yan's hand, and said, "Come here." ”

Concubine Dong trembled her small body, and walked to the Queen Mother's side with some flattery, and sat down at the suggestion of Chu Yan, and pinched the shoulders of the Queen Mother with Chu Yan left and right.

"Little Liu, Yuan Qi, you go to the Seven Star Hall first, Chang'er and the Dong family will chat with the mourning family, and then go over together when they are relieved."

Before Mu Zexi left, he looked at Chu Yan deeply several times, and told Chu Yan with his mouth: Don't make trouble.

Groove !!

Is Master the kind of person who causes trouble at will?

After the people left, the atmosphere was very different from before. Mu Zexi was here before, and the Queen Mother was too lazy to take care of the Dong family. Now, as soon as Mu Zexi leaves, what should be said still has to be said.

The Queen Mother leaned her body, supported her temples with her hands, squinted her eyes, and asked as if she was inadvertent: "Dong, is the Hou Concubine of Pingshun?" ”

Maid!

Concubine Dong's face turned white, and she bit her lip and replied softly, "Yes." The daughter of the slave and maid Pingshun Marquis has been in the palace for two years. ”

"Well, two years. He is a sensible child. ”

Concubine Dong smiled slightly, hung her head shyly, and seemed a little proud.

has a child in her belly, even if the queen mother doesn't like her anymore, she won't dislike her great-eldest grandson. Thinking like this, Concubine Dong's smile became even more proud.

The Queen Mother continued: "Pingshun Hou has done a good job, and you have a light on your face, but you should know a little, the tree is a big wind, as the side concubine of the six kings, you must pay more attention to your words and deeds, and don't make mistakes." ”

"Yes, the slave knows."

A weak little woman is hard to dislike. Chu Yan maintained the posture of pinching the arm of the old man of the Queen Mother, while thinking, is the Queen Mother deliberately going to knock on Concubine Dong today? Why does she think that the Queen Mother should knock herself more?

In comparison, Concubine Dong is really synonymous with being sensible, and she, presumably the Queen Mother also knows about the toss during this time. It is said that after Mrs. Dong, who was in peace that day, went back, her mouth was swollen, she was scalded and stimulated by spicy food, and she couldn't even drink water until now. However, Mrs. Dong didn't dare to tell Pingshun Hou about such a shameful thing, otherwise, she was afraid that she would be suspended.

What does it mean to knock out a tooth and a bloody pharynx? Mrs. Dong is a typical example.

What kind of family teaches what kind of children, Concubine Dong doesn't look like everyone now, most likely because of a lot of influence from Mrs. Dong.

"Since she is pregnant, she has to give birth to a good baby, although she is a concubine, but if you want to come to the sixth prince, you will not be disadvantaged. Pingshun Hou has made great contributions again, the emperor will remember the credit of your Dong family, and the six kings will also remember, and relax their hearts and do their own things. ”

Within the duty, don't even think about the superfluous.

The subtext is really obvious, even a stupid person like Chu Yan can hear it. How could Concubine Dong not understand.

Suddenly, Chu Yan felt that the old man of the Queen Mother seemed to be too good to herself, and she was biased towards this, and it was false to say that she was not moved.

It's just that Concubine Dong is not very good, her face is miserable and white, and the hatred in her heart is layer after layer.

Smart people know that joy and anger are invisible, and Concubine Dong is the one who is not very smart, so she was seen by the Queen Mother at a glance.

"What, what the mourning family said is not right?"

This question is really •••••• too strong.

If you want to say the right thing, you are really wronged by his uncle.

If you want to say something wrong, hehe, the Queen Mother shook two lumps of meat, are you sure it's wrong?

Chu Yan looked at Concubine Dong with a headache, this child is really pitiful.

"Yes, the Queen Mother taught."

In addition to this answer, there is no second answer.

"Yes. It's time to go to the Hall of the Seven Stars. The Queen Mother glanced at Concubine Dong with satisfaction, took Chu Yan's hand, and slowly stood up.