Chapter 3 The Rhythm of Engaging in Basics
After Chu Hao scribbled a few times in mid-air, he looked at Dong Feng and Yang Xinyu with his arms crossed, and then said jokingly: "Aren't you two trying to stimulate me?" There's a little more intimacy! ”
"Huh? What kind of routine is this? Dong Feng was stunned for a moment, not understanding Chu Hao's brain circuit, but then he suddenly realized, "Chu Hao, it seems that you are really mad by us." Okay, aren't you looking for excitement? As you wish, come, little darling, and we'll give your ex-boyfriend a kiss. ”
Yang Xinyu was burying his head in Dong Feng's arms at this time, deliberately angry with Chu Hao to curry favor with Dong Feng.
At this moment, when the words fell, Dong Feng stretched out his big hand to stroke her hair, and then raised her head slightly, and even glanced at Chu Hao lightly, and then his big lips went down.
But as soon as he lowered his head, his expression suddenly froze, because the person who was nestled in his arms had completely changed a person, this person had a beard, thick eyebrows and big eyes, and a small mustache under his nose, which together almost covered half of his face, like an ape.
"W, what the hell?" Dong Feng suddenly changed color, and even his voice became trembling.
However, he stopped, but the person in his arms did not stop, not only did he not stop, but his movements were very violent, and he took the initiative to meet Dong Feng's big lips and printed them.
This scene was very sudden, which made Dong Feng unexpected, and he was kissed right now.
At the moment of contact, Dong Feng felt as if his mouth had been pricked by a needle, and it was extremely stinging.
"Damn! Who the are you? Dong Feng scolded angrily, and immediately stretched out his hand and slapped it.
Syllable!
After a crisp sound, Yang Xinyu was directly knocked to the ground.
"Brother Feng, I'm your heart rain!" Yang Xinyu cried out aggrievedly.
At this time, Dong Feng finally saw clearly, from the dress, figure, voice, etc., it did look like Yang Xinyu, but her face was full of beard, which was more vigorous than a man.
", this is the rhythm of the base!"
"I didn't expect Dong Feng to be a, and his taste was quite heavy, so he actually found a foreigner and played cosplay!"
"The city can play, or the people in the city can play!"
"Let's go, do you want to see them fight? Vomit, no, I'm going to throw up......"
……
The students were so disgusted that some even threw up on the spot.
Feeling the contemptuous gaze of everyone, thinking that he had been kissed by an ape-like thing just now, Dong Feng's face suddenly turned extremely blue, and his heart wanted to go crazy.
"Brother Feng, what's wrong with you? Don't you know me? You once said that I was your favorite little baby......" Seeing Dong Feng's appearance, Yang Xinyu couldn't help frowning. At that moment, she stood up and threw herself into Dong Feng's arms again.
Syllable!
Dong Feng slapped Yang Xinyu to the ground again, and then almost roared: "Get out, get out of here, get out of here, get out of the way you want......
Yang Xinyu didn't know why, Dong Feng was her biggest reliance, and now that Dong Feng actually asked her to get out, she suddenly felt that the whole world was about to collapse.
She was very unwilling and had to hug Dong Feng's thighs, so Yang Xinyu begged again: "Brother Feng, don't you want me anymore?" I can indulge you, as long as you don't drive me away, I can be your most loyal slave, don't you want me tonight? I can give you ...... right now."
Vomit! Dong Feng couldn't bear it anymore and retched on the spot. Yang Xinyu's appearance at this time was more manly and rough than that of a man, but it was a girl's voice, which made Dong Feng extremely disgusted, as if he had eaten a dead fly.
"Haha......" Chu Hao burst out laughing, "Aren't you going to fight in the dormitory?" Okay, I'll make room for you, and then I'll have a great day! ”
After speaking, Chu Hao slammed the door and walked away laughing. At this time, the dormitory was disgusting, and Chu Hao naturally wouldn't stay here.
He didn't live in someone else's dormitory, but walked straight out of the school gate.
"It's a super awesome pen, it's really awesome!" On the way, thinking of Dong Feng's iron-blue face, Chu Hao burst into laughter.
Previously, he used the graffiti function of the super cow pen, which means random drawing. At that moment, Chu Hao painted a beard all over Yang Xinyu's face, so there was such a scene.
"Congratulations to the host, make the two opponents angry and crazy, and a total of thirty points of plundering luck!" The sound of the cow pen suddenly sounded.
"Huh? Thirty points, how can it be only thirty points, didn't a person in the park before raise a hundred points? Chu Hao frowned.
Niu Bi immediately responded: "You saved someone's life in the park and completely changed the fate of that girl, and just now you just made those two people angry and crazy, can it be the same?" ”
"I see," Chu Hao suddenly realized, "It seems that this Qi Luck Enhancement Value is calculated according to the magnitude of the amplitude, not according to the head." ”
"Clever!" Niu Pen praised at the right time.
"In this way, it is not as easy as imagined to accumulate a thousand Qi Luck Points to advance to a two-star fortune!" Chu Hao found that he had thought about it simply, and then, he suddenly thought of something, and immediately asked: "Niu Pen, can't I use other abilities now except for the three basic functions of copying, erasing and graffiti?" ”
"Yes, my most basic and powerful function is to be able to turn the things I draw into reality, so you can also draw casually, this does not need to consume qi luck, it is your one-star fortune ability, but," Niu Bi's voice changed suddenly, "This ability is tantamount to chicken ribs for you now." "How can it be chicken ribs? If you can make what you draw real, you can draw whatever you want. Chu Hao was very puzzled.
"You're right, but only if you can draw, with your current drawing ability, it's hard to draw an eraser, do you think this ability will work for you?" Niu Pen asked rhetorically.
"yes," Chu Hao nodded, he didn't have much talent in painting, and he had never learned it, so he naturally couldn't paint, "Then how can I improve my painting ability?" ”
"You asked about it, the drawing ability of this cow pen is different from your real life, not through a lot of practice to improve, but need to be purchased with money."
"With money?" Chu Hao's eyes widened, suspecting that he had misheard.
"Yes, you can buy it with soft girl coins," Niu Bi said firmly, and then went into detail, "The lowest level of painting ability, that is, reaching the realm of a painter, requires one million soft girl coins." ”
"One million, why don't you grab it! Besides, where do you need money for a pen, and what is the use of asking for money? Chu Hao's emotions seemed a little excited, it was really too much for a million, it was simply astronomical for a poor student for him, he had lived for twenty years, and he had never seen so much money.
"This cow pen is set up like this, what's the matter, you don't accept it to bite me! Moreover, what is there to be dissatisfied with buying you with money, if you really want to practice and improve, you will not be able to reach the realm of painting saints in the year of the monkey. ”
"That's right," Chu Hao pondered for a while, and found that the cow pen was still very humane, "Oh yes, what is the realm of painting saints, is it the highest realm?" What can be drawn? ”
"It's not the highest level, but it's enough for you to sweep the earth invincible, reach the realm of painting saints, any plane, tank, and cannon can be trusted at your fingertips, even if it's an atomic bomb and a nuclear bomb, and there are many functions you don't expect." Niu Pen is quite proudly authentic.
", I've been hanged, it seems that I not only want to improve my luck now, but also work hard to make money!" Chu Hao set his goal.
At this time, after chatting with Niu Bi, Chu Hao had already left the school far away. He saw a public toilet next to him, and there was just a urge to urinate, so Chu Hao walked in.
Driven by a strong urge to urinate, Chu Hao couldn't wait to open the first compartment and began to take off his pants.
Bang!
The door of the compartment closed automatically, but as soon as Chu Hao entered, he was stunned and dumbfounded.
There was actually someone in this compartment, and it was a girl, and more importantly, this girl seemed to be just finished and was about to stand up, but only halfway through, Chu Hao came in, so that her pants hadn't been pulled up yet.
In an instant, Chu Hao saw a scene that he shouldn't have seen, time seemed to be frozen at this moment, Chu Hao's eyes widened, and he was so shocked that he didn't even have the urge to urinate.