Chapter 594: You Help Me with One Thing
"Yiyi is back!" After Han Yong and Zhen Cheng finished talking, they personally went to Hanqian City to arrange the monitoring of Mu Zixing and his wife, and within a few days of rushing back to Yanjing, he followed No. 1 to run around and be busy with the National Day. Although it was already dark, Number One was still resting with his eyes closed, thinking about the few celebrations of the evening.
As I get older, I'm starting to lose some of my strength. Every day, those ordinary people who can't see and drink the nutrient solution in their lifetime drink it like drinking water, but the spirit is not as good as year after year.
"What did she come back for? Come back to spend the National Day with me? Number One didn't open his eyes, but there was a smile in his tone.
"Zhen Cheng is on his birthday today, and his group of warblers and warblers have gone there. I guess Yiyi doesn't want to get in the way of other people's good deeds! Han Yong replied truthfully and looked at No. 1 nervously.
One was suddenly quiet and didn't say a word. Is his granddaughter so unpopular? I went for a month, and I came back so disgraced? Then do you want to let your granddaughter go to Erlangkou Village?
One rarely thinks about his own home. The son and daughter-in-law have always worked silently, and they don't have to worry about themselves, only this granddaughter often distracts herself.
"Did Yiyi say she wanted to go back?" No. 1 sighed lightly and asked helplessly.
"She didn't bring her luggage back, so she probably has to rush back! And Gu Feifei made an Englishman as a boyfriend, so he must be arguing to go back! ”
"Then let her be! Went for a month and didn't do anything! I don't know what I'm doing when I'm squatting in that Yongtai Township! "No. 1 really wanted to say that he couldn't even seduce a man back after squatting for a month, but after thinking about it, he still angrily generalized.
"Her adaptability is not as fast as Zhen Cheng! After all, Zhen Cheng was originally from the countryside, although the southern and northern villages are very different, but after all, there are many things in common! I believe that Yiyi will be much better if she goes back! Han Yong smiled as he eased One's anger.
"You just said that Zhen Cheng has a birthday today, right?" Number One asked abruptly changing the subject.
"Yes!"
"Go and congratulate him on my behalf! After the National Day, let him come to Yanjing, I want to meet him! Number One didn't explain any more, and after giving the order, he got up and walked out.
"Yes, Chief!" Han Yong replied loudly.
No. 1 Weishenme suddenly wanted to congratulate Zhen Cheng on his birthday, which made Han Yong very puzzled, but he couldn't understand it, just do his own thing well. If No. 1 could figure out his own thoughts, then he would not be the captain of the guard for a long time.
One left, and the study became eerily quiet. But in Zhen Cheng's two-story building, it was crowded with people at this time.
Zhen Cheng and his woman stood on the side, Xiong Ge and a group of other people stood on the side, and in the living room that originally looked empty, eighteen people were squeezed out of the place at once. I don't know who farted, everyone frowned and endured not to speak.
The smell of gunpowder filled the air, and the reason was that Xiong Ge offered to sleep with Zhen Cheng in another house.
"Don't you understand the guest? If you don't stop, get out! "Zhen Cheng is like a place" Zhen Cheng, are you still not human? Don't you know that the brother is here to present the most haode things? It must be changed, there are many of us, and the two floors here are just enough! There are only five of you, it's a waste to live in such a big house! Yao Shen fought loudly with frost on his face, and before he finished speaking, he got Cao Chuqing's reward - a fragrant kiss.
"And the rest of you think the same way?" Zhen Cheng looked around with a smile instead of anger and asked.
"Yes!" Everyone else replied in unison.
"Jiu'er, go and bring those three big wolf dogs in, we're ready to send off guests!" Zhen Cheng turned his head and gave Yan Jiu'er a look and said.
"Okay, I'll go and lead this group of white-eyed wolves away now!" After Yan Jiu'er finished answering, she walked out of the door to lead the dog.
"Stop! Zhen Cheng, are you still not human? We didn't rob you of your woman, can't you take a step back and soothe our wounded hearts? Besides, we'll stay here for seven days and then go back! Xiong Ge hurriedly stopped Yan Jiu'er and said loudly.
"Damn, you brutes still know it's only seven days? Do you know that I think a few women are going crazy about it? I've been a monk for a month, and now I'm looking forward to my three women, and you *** will definitely come to mess with my good deeds. You come for seven days, and my women come for eight days? You want to live comfortably, so let me be wronged? Tell you a few bunnies, either as I arrange them or roll the calves right away! You are under the banner of looking at Lao Tzu, but your belly is full of male thieves and prostitutes! Except for Tang Zhicheng, you *** swear a poisonous oath to give it a try, I promise that God will thunder and kill you heartless guys immediately! Zhen Cheng stood up with a pale face, pointed and said loudly.
Xiong Ge, Yao Shen and the others were stupid, looking at the Zhen Cheng in front of them as if they didn't know each other. The impression of Zhen Cheng is not like this, is it because of the disfigurement that his temperament has changed greatly?
"What to do? Jihua can't go on! Yao Shen whispered to Cao Chuqing.
"Then hurry up and implement the second plan!" After Cao Chuqing finished speaking, he hurriedly stood up and spoke. "Forget it, don't quarrel over housing and lose the dead! Well, let's take a shower a little earlier every day, and wash here before 8 o'clock every night, so that we can always be satisfied, right? ”
"It's like a human saying, it's accurate!" Zhen Cheng finished speaking angrily and sat back down.
"It's over. What about the food? We've been here for almost a day, you must do your best to be a landlord, you haven't invited you yet! Yao Shen said with a hippie face.
"Eat a fart! No, go drink the northwest wind! ”
"Zhen Cheng, don't be like that! are all good brothers, why are you still scheming like a girl? Now according to your orders, we won't affect your promiscuous sex with a group of big beauties, so you have to compensate us, "Get out of your grandma!" You're promiscuous! Your whole family is promiscuous! Zhen Cheng kicked Xiong Ge and scolded with a smile.
"Boss Zhen Cheng, we have been miserable enough by you, you can quickly say it, it's more than eight o'clock in the evening, when will you put a candle!" Huang Shang asked solemnly.
"I'll you! I'll stick your ass full of candles! My old man's birthday, you *** put candles on me, are you still not human? ”
"Damn, don't I just talk less about a cake! Forgive me! Huang Shang said with a smile.
"Since you know it's my birthday, what about my birthday present?" Zhen Cheng is like a child who celebrates his birthday, and he asks for a gift directly without shame.
"You really are! It's so vulgar, we are all brothers, and we need Mao gifts! We're here, aren't we just a gift? Yao Shen hurriedly quibbled.
"It's trouble for you to come, and I'm glad you didn't come. This birthday loss is too great. Considering this poor country, you don't have to buy me anything, but each of you has to do one thing for me, isn't that too much? Zhen Cheng looked at the people and asked seriously.
"Don't spend money!"
"It doesn't cost anything!"
"Let's be ashamed, don't do it that damages our dignity!"
"It's not for you to sell yourself, are you nervous?"
"And what do you want us to do?" Tang Zhicheng didn't open his mouth all the time, and when he saw that everyone was no longer angry, he asked loudly with a red face.
"It's easy! Weiwei and I have prepared a bonfire party to welcome everyone, but someone needs someone to do something to wash the vegetables, so I want to ask you for a favor, it's very simple! Zhen Cheng explained with a smile.
"You're going to cook it yourself? Then I'll help! Cao Chuqing was the first to say happily.
"Okay, you have cooking experience, it's good to get started!" Zhen Cheng readily agreed.
"Since Zhen Cheng wants to cook by himself, then if we don't agree, it will be stingy, don't worry, we will do what you tell us!" But we said okay, we only do one thing, and more than one can't do it! Yao Shen felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't find Zhen Cheng's loophole, and when he saw Xiong Ge's puzzled face, he had to take the risk and agree.
"Okay, let's get ready to cook!" Zhen Cheng stood up and walked outside the house.
"You're on the wrong side, the kitchen is behind the living room!" Fang Ling shouted loudly.
"That's right, there are a lot of us, and we have to cook in a big pot!" Zhen Cheng doesn't need to explain much, when he practiced on the island, everyone came over like that.
When everyone walked into the yard, they were immediately happy. In the middle of the courtyard were three piles of freshly chopped wood, and on the large table in the middle were a lot of barbecue utensils - iron tongs and spices, as well as some cabbage and turnips. On the ground not far away, Blood Eagle was bringing in crates of beer.
"I don't pay that much attention to birthdays. We won't eat the cake, we will eat it today and it will be natural. The old man was right, do it yourself. Love what to grill and do it yourself! "Zhen: Then didn't you say to cook for us?" Yao Shen said unrelentingly.
"That's right! But you have to prepare the materials! Not ready for what I do? Zhen Cheng found a chair and sat down, and said with a smile.
"Then you say, what materials do you want, let's go and prepare them now!" Xiong Ge didn't want to let Zhen Cheng go easily, and said loudly.
"A fish, a chicken, a sheep, a pig!" Zhen Cheng raised four fingers and said.