[679] Bandits as soldiers
When a few of us arrived at the class door, I shouted, "Report." ”
Then I heard the teacher's answer. We push the door open. When we entered, the teacher obviously didn't look at us, nor did he speak, but just continued to lecture. After a few of us sat down, the class was in chaos.
I was shocked, I thought it was because as soon as a few of us came back, the class was in chaos, and if that was the case, who did you say we should explain.
I turned my head and asked Zhou Orangutan, only to understand that the teacher wanted us to discuss in groups at the front and back tables, and then go to the front of the podium to organize English conversations. That's what makes us feel better. But events like this have nothing to do with us. Those who bravely raise their hands and talk to each other on the podium are always the girls, and the men and women. I love to make a small report at every turn**.
Sleeping on your stomach is very comfortable. When I was about to fall asleep, my phone vibrate, I was depressed and didn't want to care, but it kept vibrating, there was really no way, I just took out the phone, I took it out after I looked at it, I was not sleepy, and the old spirit was it, it was my uncle's phone, yesterday Xi Yu told me about that, I just forgot, but the sunset, to remind me again.
I took a deep breath, looked at the teacher on the podium, and then habitually dropped one of my books on the floor, bent down, and began to pick up the books. Quite a normal thing.
I crouched under the table and picked up the phone, "Hey, man." ”
"Oh, little Liu'er."
"Well, brother, what's wrong."
"Where are you now?"
"I'm at school. Brother, what's wrong. ”
Sunset smiled, "Oh, then you don't have time for noon." ”
"Brother, what are you going to do?"
"Don't you do it, I recently got me to work at the Public Security Bureau at home."
"I'm grass, you can also enter the Public Security Bureau."
As soon as the sunset heard "Grass and grass, why can't I go in." ”
I sighed, "These days, how can all the bandits become thieves." ”
"You talk nonsense with Lao Tzu again, believe it or not, Lao Tzu drove a police car into your school and copied you out?"
I paused for a moment, "Eliminate the gas, eliminate the gas, uncle." ”
"I can't get rid of me, I'm about to become gas."
"What's wrong?" I asked curiously.
"It's not much, you get out of school at noon, or after school at night, come to me and do something for me."
"What's going on?"
"Help me sort through some paperwork and copy some things for me."
I have some chills, maybe it's because of the thief's weak heart" "Handwriting? ”
"yes." Sunset replied happily, "If you don't write by hand, you can write something." ”
I took a deep breath and calmed my emotions for a while, "Brother, I think that this era is an era of high-tech development, and anything can be done through high-tech products, which not only saves manpower and material resources, but also saves financial resources to a great extent." Kill two birds with one stone. ”
"Don't talk nonsense with me."
"I'm not talking nonsense."
"You're not here to help me."
"I'm not going, I haven't written in years."
"Fart, you don't write at school?"
I thought for a moment, "I don't even have a pen, what do you say?" ”
"Little Liuzi, if you challenge my brother's tolerance limit again, I'll go to your school to arrest you now, I've had a bad idea these days, don't let me send all the fire to you."
I took a deep breath, nonsense, I'm going to copy something for you, so you can see that it's my handwriting, or use some high-tech means. Find out about me. Then I'm not done, first you became a policeman, and then you announced your personal vendetta, that's not a more normal thing, your sunset is notoriously unreasonable, Lao Tzu is not a fool, this thing can't be done by beating to death. Just a little depressed.
You are an uncle, you have been rectified, you are very depressed, very angry, you have to suspect your former enemies, or those friends of yours, you can't be so fast, you target your own brother-in-law, you say no, besides, I swear I wrote it casually at the time, I didn't know there would be such serious consequences.
Besides, if you hadn't chased me for several streets, and then called me with threats and threats, I could have written your address there, and could I have left your phone number. Can you blame me for that?
Damn, the sunset can be a policeman, what else is impossible in this world?
I was thinking about being happy, when I heard the roar of the sunset on the other side of the phone, "Wang Yue, you talk to Lao Tzu, don't pretend to be dead." ”
I quickly shook my head vigorously and took a deep breath, "Brother, don't be angry, our teacher just looked at me, I have to hide." ”
"If you come back to me a minute later, I'll go to the school to arrest you."
I sighed, "Why do you say my life is so bitter. ”
"What are you suffering, you are suffering."
"With such an uncle as you, can I not cry for my life, I am still a bandit and a soldier, and I am still a soldier, and I am not allowed to let our people live."
"Get out of the way, my life is miserable."
"What are you suffering for? Grass"
Sunset sighed, "You don't know about yesterday." Then the sunset stopped talking.
I listened to the sunset, so I smiled, "Brother, what happened yesterday?" ”
"It's okay, it's okay, you just say noon or night, you have to come over and help me sort out the documents, just help me copy something, it's only an hour, after copying, I'll take you to eat delicious food and get you a good cigarette, how about it, my uncle is good enough for you."
"Well, if I finish copying it for you, and you give me good cigarettes and take me to eat delicious food, you will kill me." I think so, but naturally I wouldn't say that.
I pondered for a while, "Brother, I've had a little trouble lately, I'm done dealing with it, let's go over again, okay." ”
"No, just today, either noon or evening, otherwise"
I directly interrupted the sunset, "Otherwise, you will come to the school to arrest me, arrest me openly, and torture me." Right. ”
"Well, it's good that you know, Lao Tzu said it, and did it."
"En, en, become, become. Go in the evening, okay. ”
"Okay, I'll take you to eat something delicious in the evening. And my sister. ”
"Yes, okay." I hung up the phone, took a deep breath, and then put my hand up to my face, and to be honest, I was genuinely worried.
Then the lobster and the orangutan actually came to the stage to have a conversation, and let the English teacher praise them, but I didn't bother to pay attention to them, and when they came down, I didn't look at them.
I was worried, Zhou Orangutan pushed me, and then asked in a low voice, "Little Sixth Brother." What's wrong with you, what are you worried about? ”
I moved my body, "Go aside, don't bother me." ”
"Grass, you believe me, I don't have anything I can't handle, and there is no problem I can't solve, you believe in your orangutan's strength"
I was very annoyed at first, but after listening to a few words, I was always happy, because listening to Zhou Orangutan talking like this, I actually felt sleepy.
I lay down and fell asleep.
I still dream during the day, I dream that the sunset reaches out and pats his leg, and then reaches out to me, and the other hand holds the document I copied for him, "It turned out to be you." ”
The scene reappeared, and Sunset was arrogantly driving a police car and breaking into the school.
Then, I woke up scared out.
I sat up and wiped the sweat from my forehead, and I was worried, why did you say that I had such an uncle. He was notoriously unreasonable, and now he is a policeman, I grass, how will I live in the future. I didn't let people live.
The more I thought about it, the more worried I became. followed Brother Xu and patted me on the side.
I turned to look at him, "What's wrong?" ”
Brother Xu smiled: "Why did you wake up suddenly." ”
"I'm having a nightmare."
"What a nightmare, I can wake up in one fell swoop."
"I dreamed of the sunset."
Brother Xu pushed me, "Get out of the calf, don't tease me." ”
I sighed, "I'm telling the truth, why didn't you sleep." ”
"Sleep with your uncle."
"Fuck you, didn't you sleep just now?"
Brother Xu glanced at me, "Let's go." Let's talk to the teacher, and then go to the toilet, Lin Yifei and they came in. ”
I paused for a moment, then shook my head vigorously, not thinking about the sunset, "What time is it?" ”
"There's still half an hour left after school."
"Grass, so fast."
"Nonsense, the incense you slept on. But luckily, you woke up just when I wanted to call you. ”
I just stretched, and then looked around, "What about Chenyang and Chao'er?" ”
"The two of them went out first, if the four of us went out together, it wouldn't be good."
I nodded, "Let's go." ”
Following me and Brother Xu raised their hands, the teacher glanced at us and didn't say anything at all. So we both got up and went out.
When I got to the door, I looked at Brother Xu, "Where are you going?" ”
Brother Xu pointed to the third floor, "Go directly." ”
As soon as I heard it, "Now there are teachers." ”
"There is a toilet at the corner of the floor, right next to Da Zhuang their class, go."
"Let's go."
The two of us snuck our way into the third floor. When I arrived at the edge of the big strong class, I heard the sound of reading inside.
Push the toilet door open. Brother Xu and I went in.
Fei Ge and the dead bald man, as well as Brother Ze, are already inside. I smoke.
I saw Brother Xu come in. Fei Ge had a cigarette in his mouth and a knife in his hand. Throw us a cigarette. Then he smiled at us.
Brother Ze threw a stick to me and Brother Xu on the side.
I took the cigarette and said, "What's the matter for a moment." ”
Fei Ge stretched out his finger and pointed outside the door: "In a while, Brother Ze and I, as well as the dead bald man, will wait for that big man at the corner of the door." Brother Ze also knows people, and he also has a face. It's best if I can pull it for him, and if I can't pull it over, I'll do it there. When the time comes, I'll shout, you guys come out, and that's it. After getting him, you have to run quickly, and you have to be fast" Got it? ”
"Done." A few of us said it together.
Fei Ge smiled, "How much time is left to get out of class." ”
"It's been less than twenty minutes."
"Then let's just wait."
"Yes, yes."
A few of us started chatting in the toilet, following Feige, talking and laughing, which was quite relieving.
It didn't take long for the bell to ring at the end of class.
Fei Ge threw the cigarette on the ground, stepped on it, and then turned his head and waved at the dead bald man.
Connected to Brother Ze.
The three of them came out of the toilet.
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