Chapter Twenty-Three: What is the Dog's Initial Sex?

Zhou Zhou was smart, thinking that with his own ability, he could send the jade bead over the wall, but he didn't expect to reap the consequences and tragedy.

The more unfortunate thing is still to come, Yuzhu held her hands on the wall for less than two seconds, she couldn't support her huge body at all, and with the gravitational pull of the earth, she made a beautiful free fall movement, and landed on Zhou Zhou, who was struggling and hadn't had time to get up.

Ouch! Zhou Zhou exhaled and screamed, although his mother was not around.

The greater the mass, the greater the pressure, as the physics teacher also said.

He only felt that his eyes were full of Venus, and the sky around him was dark, and it was suddenly midnight.

Fortunately, I didn't eat much today, otherwise I would have squirted out some indecent things from above and below, and gave Yuzhu a good popularization of the scene, what is Xiang.

That's embarrassing.

Zhou Zhou felt a voice singing in his ears: The chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, your crotch has turned yellow, and the eggs have touched the stones, and they have scattered yellow......

Yuzhu's whole body fell into Zhou Zhou's arms, but he didn't feel the warm fragrance of nephrite at all, he only felt a big mountain in his chest, which pressed him out of breath.

He pushed wildly with both hands, trying to push the mountain away as soon as possible.

The big mountain on his body didn't push down, he pushed to two small hills.

Heckling, you almost took my life, I only charge some interest, it's not too much! He was suffocated and filthy again.

Zhou Zhou still has no experience, in life, when you are thinking about how to earn interest on others, others are thinking about how to occupy your principal.

You can't be greedy for a small bargain! Wake up.

Yuzhu was also very panicked, shy and anxious, at this time she was also very flustered, she didn't have the heart to think about the salty pig hand that came over, she pulled it with her hand, trying to get up from Zhou Zhou.

Something terrible happened, Yuzhu tossed for a while, and finally held down a hard thing, which was more convenient to borrow, and grabbed a hard time, Yuzhu stood up.

Zhou Zhou screamed, his eyes turned out, his neck burst out with green tendons, and the whole person curled up.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Yuzhu asked Zhou Zhou with concern.

"It's broken, ......it's scrapped," Zhou Zhou shouted.

Yuzhu didn't know what to do, and she was in a hurry. "What's the break? Let me see. "Reach out and get ready to touch.

"Don't move...... "Zhou Zhou hurriedly stopped." ...... for a while That's it. ”

"Are you alright......?"

It's okay? You can also ask, your uncle's will be ruined in your hands for the rest of your life, it's better to work harder, and be straightforward! I want to practice the Sunflower Treasure Book, and I also have a smile on the rivers and lakes.

Zhou Zhou was foul-mouthed in his heart, unable to speak for a long time, first, looking at Yuzhu's frightened eyes and concerned expression, he couldn't bear to attack; Second, he was inhaling cold air in pain now, and he didn't have the energy to answer her questions.

Besides, he felt that the fall, although it had a lot to do with the quality of the jade beads, the key was himself, and his dirty thoughts deserted.

Tracing back to the source, you shouldn't think about sending jade beads over the wall.

People are standing on the shoulders of giants, so they succeed. If he is good enough to let a giant stand on his shoulders, can the ending be sad?

It's really a human head and pig brain, and if you don't die, you won't die!

Moreover, if Yuzhu knew that he was under her just now, secretly peeping at the girl's secret, I don't know if he would sit on the ground again, it would really ruin him.

That's not a joke, he doesn't want to and doesn't dare to take that risk, the cost is too great to gamble.

Zhou Zhou rested for a while, and finally took a few big breaths, muttered, struggled to get up, and pretended to rub his shoulders and buttocks.

Come again, I don't believe I can't send you up, evil! He was ruthless, and he didn't know who he was fighting against.

In order to send the jade beads to the wall, Zhou Zhou changed his strategy and tried several methods, and even for a moment, he wanted to call a big crane, but he really had no choice, so he could only implement the spiritual victory Dafa and shout slogans.

Come on! Resist!

Didn't get up a bit.

And shouted: Amitabha, God bless!

Why did the waist collapse instead?

I bought a watch last year.

His shoulders sank, and the pain came in waves, making him grin his teeth.

It's good that he doesn't shout slogans, but the more he shouts, the worse his state becomes, and his anger leaks out of his mouth.

It's also evil, what the hell is doing it?

In the end, Zhou Monday didn't stop and let go, and two simple and explosive notes burst out of his throat: Damn!

Hey? Stood up, he really stood up, at this time, he was not fighting alone!

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When the two of them finally climbed over the wall, Zhou Zhou beat his chest with both hands, looked at the sky, and let out a long sigh of relief in his heart.

It was as if a major battle had won a phased victory, and for no reason, he waved his fist as if he had vented his anger in the air.

He was thinking, why should there be walls in this world?!

The barking of dogs came intermittently, and there was no rest.

Zhou Zhou felt that the iron should be struck while it was hot, so he carefully identified the direction, pointed to the left hand side and said, "The voice is coming from this side, go ......" He walked over with the jade bead.

After walking along the path for a while, and as soon as he turned a corner, Zhou Zhou suddenly grabbed Yuzhu's arm and stopped suddenly.

A tall black wolfdog blocked the way, the wolfdog's eyes flashed with a faint fierce light, and the neighing in his mouth came out one after another, and it seemed that he was very dissatisfied with the intrusion of the two uninvited guests.

Yuzhu nervously retreated behind Zhou Zhou, not knowing what to do.

Zhou Zhou felt that his palms were oozing sweat, but he didn't expect that he had worked so hard to climb over the wall, but what he got was such a result, and his heart was obviously unprepared.

Brother, no. Brother dog, it doesn't seem to be suitable. So how do you say hello? Nima's noble surname?

The wolfdog's hissing grew louder and louder, demonstrating to the two. It seems that seeing that Zhou Zhou and Yuzhu did not retreat, the wolf dog was even more dissatisfied, feeling that his dignity had been hurt and his status had been challenged.

Usually, if someone sees it like this, either their legs tremble, or they can't stop being scared to pee, but today these two uninvited strangers are actually indifferent, and they have the courage to get fat!

The wolfdog's front legs sank, his hind legs tensed, and his hair stood on end, making a posture that was about to attack.

When I saw the wolfdog coming on Monday, I knew that everything was out of control.

What should I do now, can I allow him to go online and post a first aid post?

What's the matter? Wait for it online!

It is certainly unrealistic to fight near the fire from far water.

Let's be reasonable, the dog not only doesn't understand, but he doesn't know where to start for a while, he wants to say that human nature is good, but this is a dog!

At the beginning of dogs, what is sex, has anyone studied it?

Talk about the law and tell it that biting is illegal, Zhou Zhou knows, but does the wolf dog know?

Its owner, has he done legal propaganda about it?

Zhou Zhou really wants to talk to the wolf dog and tell it that they are not bad people and thieves or something, but they can't find a translator, the language barrier is the biggest obstacle to communication between humans and animals, do you say that the dog speaks Japanese, or Japanese?

The wolf dog barked wildly and pounced, and Zhou Zhou quickly turned around, pulled down the jade bead and ran.

"Run!" Zhou Zhou shouted.

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