Extra: Tanabata Gift (Male God Chapter)

Big (the word is round, the standard broadcast voice): Today is the seventh day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, that is, the famous Qixi Festival, the legend is that only on this day can the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl fly over the Milky Way to meet on the Magpie Bridge, the older generation said that if you sit under the vine on this day, you can hear the whispering of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl. So, since it is our famous Valentine's Day in China, what birthday gifts will our male gods give to their girls? Let's dive into this interview.

Interviewee: The domineering president Ren Huhu, the little brother of Baicheng, the abstinent uncle Gu Nanyun, the angel in white and the future mayor Su Nuannian, unfortunately, our hard work Lin Yan was called by Mr. Ren to work crazy overtime because of a video call with Wu Moumou at work, and I would like to express my condolences here.

Ren's Company.

Dada: Ou, isn't this the handsome, charming, graceful, handsome and extraordinary Mr. Ren? 【Fan Girl】

Ren Huhu: Stop, stop, if you come to abuse me sometimes, the door is over there. [Tsundere points to the door]

Dada: Mr. Ren, isn't this today's Chinese Valentine's Day? What kind of gift do you want to buy for your little fool? [winks curiously]

Ren Huhu: Hmm...... [His expression began to stiffen, and there was a cold light in his eyes]

Big: Forehead ...... [Feeling the body trembling disobediently]

Ren Huhu put down the contract in his hand, his heart was in turmoil, he wanted to scold people at the moment, damn, I don't know that this baby has no concept of time, he is going to die, he is going to die, and he is going to be unhappy!

Just as he was about to be furious, Lin Yan walked in whistling with a smug expression.

Lin Yan: President, can I take half a day off today, I asked Zitong to ...... with me [Hey, why do you think the president is smoking above his head, it's so strange. 】

Ren Huhu: You left me in the company to work overtime, and I was not allowed to go home until 12 o'clock. [Teeth and claws, and hurried out of the office.] 】

Lin Yan: ...... [unspeakably miserable]

Ren Huhu: Stepmother, what do you say the little fool can like? Is it a limited-edition Givenchy lipstick? Or a Chanel perfume? Or Hermes' baby? Or I'll buy the whole store. [Do Thinking]

Big: ...... [The heart is like a knife, vomiting blood and dying]

Ren Huhu: Oh, I'm going to give her ninety-nine kisses. 【Hunger and thirst】

Big:!

Toilet of Beijing Bai's company.

Big: Little twister, what gift do you plan to give to your sweetheart this Qixi Festival? [Curious, wide-eyed]

White City: Forehead ...... Do you have to say it here? [Squatting on the toilet, his face darkened]

Dada: Ah, I'm in the wrong place, others won't take me for a pervert! [Face shy]

Bai Cheng: Me? Giving a gift? How is it possible, Ben Shao has been a gift from others to me since I was a child, and when have I ever given someone a gift. [Clouds in my mind, racking my brain]

Big: Send, send. [Coquettish and cute]

Hakujo: If I had to give a gift, I'd ...... Just give it to myself, wash myself and wrap it in a gift box, and if she sees me like a fairy descending to earth, I will definitely be handsome and faint. [Narcissistic tidying up bangs, with a confident face]

Big: I don't have anything to say, I hope she won't be scared to death by your wickedness. [Want to vomit]

Bai Cheng: I said, stepmother, can you go? I'm going to pull out my pants.

Big: Ah! Rogue! [Looking down, there is a scream.] 】

Gym.

Dada: Mr. Gu, it's Valentine's Day soon, do you have any gifts? [Panting on the treadmill]

Gu Nanyun: I was ready half a year ago. 【High Cold】

Big: Can you tell us about that? [I finally met a normal person, and I was very relieved]

Gu Nanyun: Why did you tell you? [Glancing, full of disdain]

Dada: Say, if you are satisfied, sprinkle sugar on you and Mohan. 【Tsundere】

Gu Nanyun: It's nothing, it's just that she created her own clothing brand, and today she pre-sells her own clothes around the world, Paris, New York, Beijing, Shanghai, Moscow...... Shhhh

Big: Come on, uncle, you're the best. [It means incredible, I silently hide in the corner and draw circles by myself]

Gu Nanyun: Stepmother, do you want a gift too? [A little unbearable]

Big: If you want to send it [look forward to it]

Gu Nanyun: I don't want to [be neat and make people want to die]

City Hall.

Dada: Warm New Year, what gift do you want to give to your girlfriend this year?

Su Nuannian: How can I have a girlfriend? [Confused]

Dada: Oh, I know that you like Xu Xinli, tell me quickly, what are you going to give to others?

Su Nuannian: I like her? What an international joke, she stole my dog and ruined my plans, and I wanted to peel her skin [chatter]

Dada: Okay, okay [Quickly cover his ears, and suddenly look down and see a gift box behind him]

Dada: Huh, what is this?

Su Nuannian: It's nothing [calf protection]

Big: Let me see

Quietly opened the box and screamed in surprise.

I saw a gray cat with folded ears screaming in the box, ah, kawaii!

I greatly said that I like cats the most.

Dada: Since you didn't prepare it, I'll take it! [Get cheap and slip away]

Su Nuannian: Hey, return me [desperately chase]

At night.

Xu Xinli: Where's my gift? 【Reach out】

Su Nuannian: What kind of gift to buy, my dog is still with you! [Clapping]

Big: Come on, come on, learn to meow with me, meow together.

Meow~