Section 950 Spoof Dodgeball 3
Section 950 Spoof Dodgeball 3
In the previous spoof dodgeball part of "Akbingo", the task of making faces for the girls has always been done by Kiyoto, but today, this task is given to another person.
Not surprisingly, the person who did it became Kim Shin-young. Thinking of avenging the revenge of the morning, even if it was not clear in her mouth, the eldest sister still expressed her strong willingness with body language and snatched the job from the hands of the 'painter' Qingren.
In fact, Kim Shin-young's pen work is quite good. Although this is the first time to do it in "AK Forced NGO", she has already practiced with the G8 members several times in "Youth Undefeated", and now she has just replaced the "canvas" with the members of AKB, and the difference is not too big.
Seeing Kim Shin-young smirking and approaching him with a paint-stained paintbrush, Atsuko Maeda became a little nervous. If Kiyoto or other members of the AKB had started writing, Atsuko Maeda would not have been so nervous, after all, everyone is from the same country, and no matter how exaggerated the work is, it will not be incomprehensible.
But Kim Shin-young is not Japanese, and it is not certain whether her paintings can be understood, if the painting is too ugly, but she can't get the 'laughing fruit', then it will be regarded as a loss to his wife and a soldier.
What's more, Atsuko Maeda didn't like this punishment very much, and when she saw Jin Shenying's expression again, she thought that this eldest sister was going to 'poison', and the worry in her heart naturally became more and more serious.
Because of nervousness, Atsuko Maeda subconsciously made a struggling action, wanting to delay as much time as possible, or trying to prevent Jin Shenying from writing through her own resistance, so that she could draw a few fewer strokes.
However, Atsuko Maeda's struggle was destined to be ineffective. Not to mention that Jin Shenying's strength is not something she can resist, there are so many people on the side who are joining in the fun to help Jin Shenying grab her hands and feet, so no matter how strong Atsuko Maeda uses, she still can't escape the paintbrush in Jin Shenying's hand.
Even his head was held by Kiyoto, and he couldn't turn it at all, and in desperation, Atsuko Maeda could only accept his fate.
While drawing, smiling weirdly, and discussing a few words with Qing people from time to time, Kim Shin-young quickly completed his task and drew a very funny pattern on Atsuko Maeda's face.
At Sato's command, Atsuko Maeda turned her face to face the crowd, and when she saw her grimace makeup, the G8 members burst into laughter. The new image drawn by Kim Shin-young often appears in Korean programs, which is the image of a fool with a white road hanging next to him.
Strictly speaking, there are not many laughs in this image itself, and if it weren't for the character 'Ying-jeou' that is reminiscent, it can only be regarded as a relatively ordinary cross-dress. Obviously, it is impossible for AKB's girls to know the screen character of 'Ei-jeou', and Kim Shin-young does not have enough props at hand to not let Atsuko Maeda wear a wig dedicated to 'Ei-jeou', so the people of AKB will not think that Atsuko Maeda's new image is funny.
was obviously painted ugly, but it didn't cause much laughter, just looking at this first reaction, Kim Shin-young's work should be regarded as a failure. But fortunately, when she did it, she had already expected this to happen, so she immediately reacted and gently pushed Atsuko Maeda.
Although she was a little shy and a little reluctant, Atsuko Maeda still made the moves she learned from Kim Shin-young, posing in the classic pose of 'Ei-jeou' when she was stupid, and shouting 'Di Lili Lili ~~' in her mouth.
Young-jeou's classic moves didn't impress the AKB members, but they couldn't help but laugh.
After Atsuko Maeda opened her mouth, she sang 'Di Li ~~' while also showing the teeth in her mouth. Well, Kim Shin-young also made a small move on her teeth, blackening her two front teeth, so to others, Atsuko Maeda looked like she was missing her front teeth.
From not funny to hilarious, Kim Shin-young's foreshadowing had a very good effect, making the atmosphere of the scene more lively.
Atsuko Maeda accepted the punishment and went off the field with a grimace, and the number of people in both teams became four against four.
The number of people in the stadium on both sides is reduced, and each surviving member is given more space to move. And the members who have survived until now are considered to be relatively athletic, so it will be more difficult to hit.
In contrast, the AKB members are a little less athletic, and while Yuko Oshima and Tomomi Itano are good, Minami Takahashi and Yuki Kashiwagi are not so flexible.
On the side of the G8 members, although Kim Shin-young did not participate in the attack for the time being, Xiao Yang, Yori, and Gu Hara could not be taken lightly, and the attack launched by these three girls had already made the remaining four people of AKB a little overwhelmed.
Oshima and Itano can barely cope, but Takahashi and Kashiwagi are completely dragging their feet.
No, because he was too panicked, Takahashi Minami once again subconsciously hid behind his teammates. When the ball was thrown, she just blocked Yuki Kashiwagi's dodge footsteps, although she was not eliminated, but it led to the elimination of her teammates, and Takahashi Minami did the 'pit teammates' thing thoroughly.
"You bastard (stupid!! Standing aside and watching Gaoqiao Nanpit kill his teammates, Qingren couldn't help it, and came to a powerful complaint. Following him, the other members of the AKB also complained to Minami Takahashi.
"Fortunately, the people who were cheated were not Yuko and Tomomi, you should be glad about it." Sato also followed, and at the same time did not forget to draw a ball to decide what kind of punishment Yuki Kashiwagi needed to receive.
"Weird Cuisine~~!!"
"No~~!!" As soon as he heard Sato's announcement of the punishment project, Yuki Kashiwagi immediately widened his eyes and wailed unconsciously, while the other AKB members also reacted similarly, and everyone cast sympathetic glances at 'Dirt Bun'.
Among the punishment items of 'Spoof Dodgeball', 'Weird Cuisine' and 'Inaba's Pit Daddy Cuisine' are the two items that AKB members are most disgusted by.
The former was found by the program team from all over the world, each of which is very strange, either the taste is very weird, or the elephant is unacceptable, in short, it will definitely challenge people's nerves.
And the latter is similar, the so-called 'Inaba brand pit daddy cooking' comes from an AD surnamed Inaba in the "AK Forced NGO" program group, who lives alone in his own life and 'invents' many kinds of trouble-saving dishes in order to be lazy. The dishes that taste so weird that you can't imagine are the dishes that you use whatever you have at hand, and you don't even think about the taste and texture of the ingredients.
Regardless of the type of cuisine, it is not popular. That's why Yuki Kashiwagi reacted so much after hearing that the punishment he was about to accept was 'weird cuisine'.
I don't want to accept punishment, but the rules can't be broken, so in desperation, Yuki Kashiwagi was forced to sit at the table and wait for the staff to serve her food.
After a while, the staff came up with a tray covered with a semicircular metal lid. At this time, the members of AKB and the girls of G8 gathered around the table, very curious to see what kind of strange food was under the lid.
"Are you ready? I'm going to open it. After asking, Sato opened the lid, and in the next second, he immediately fled a few meters away.
Similar to Sato's reaction, everyone else scattered, and Yuki Kashiwagi himself fell straight from his chair.
"What is this?? Why does it stink so much!! "It smells like poop~~!!" "Uh, no, I want to vomit~~!!"
When the lid was opened, the food below was not strange, but the smell was extremely stinky, which is why it caused such a big reaction.
Of course, there are also unmoved people, there are four in total, namely Minami Takahashi, Tomomi Itano, Little Sun and Yori.
"Don't you think it stinks??" Hiding far away, still pinching his nose, Sato was already so smoked by the smell of food that he was about to vomit. Compared with his own feelings, he immediately felt that the four people who had not left were very angry, so he asked angrily.
"It's okay, this thing is like this, it smells stinky, and it tastes delicious~." Xiao Sun replied easily, wrinkled his nose at the same time, and took a big breath.
"Yes, yes, when we traveled to China with Jingyuan Oppa before, we had already tasted it, and it was delicious." Yu Li also nodded again and again, echoing Xiao Sun's statement.
Seeing this, everyone should have guessed that the thing brought out by the program team is nothing else, it is the traditional Chinese snack - stinky tofu.
"Isn't it~, you've actually eaten it??" Hearing Xiao Sun and Yu Li say this, Sato became more and more surprised: "This thing is the third smelly food in the world, you can even say that it is delicious??" ”
There are also fermented foods in Japan, such as natto. The smell of natto is also not good, and not only young children do not like it, but also many adults do not like to eat natto.
However, compared to stinky tofu, natto is not powerful enough. After testing, the smell of natto was about 406, and in the same test, the index of stinky tofu was as high as 1,008, which is about four times that of natto.
I don't even like the smell of natto, let alone stinky tofu, which has a stronger and richer smell. In addition, the smell of stinky tofu is not the same as the smell of natto, and it is even more unfamiliar to Japanese people, so they are even more unacceptable.
Not a conscious resistance, but a physiological inadmissibility. Yuki Kashiwagi's face was already pale, and the most others could do was smell it, but she had to try it herself, and the thought of her mouth being filled with a foul smell like 'poop' made the girl retched several times.
Even so, Yuki Kashiwagi still can't escape punishment, first, there is no precedent, those who have been eliminated before have to be punished, so Yuki Kashiwagi is naturally no exception, and second, her usual reaction is always exaggerated, and everyone is a little suspicious that she is actually not so uncomfortable this time, but just exaggerated to do the effect.
"Take a bite~! Take a bite~! A group of people pinched their noses and urged Yuki Kashiwagi, but in desperation, this girl could only cry and put a little stinky tofu in her mouth.
didn't dare to taste it at all, as soon as his eyes were closed and his throat moved, the stinky tofu residue was wrapped in saliva and went down to his stomach. Two seconds later, Yuki Kashiwagi jumped up under the gaze of everyone, and regardless of the fact that he was still filming, he immediately ran to the staff to find water to rinse his mouth like a burning ass.
"Is it really that powerful??" Pinching his nose and watching Yuki Kashiwagi scurrying around, Takahashi Minami muttered sullenly. Although she had long guessed that Yuki Kashiwagi's reaction would definitely be exaggerated, she didn't expect it to be exaggerated to this extent, and it was clear that this was no longer the scope of 'pretending'.
"Takahashi, do you want to try it too?" The small muttering was heard by Sato, and as soon as the 'bad guy's eyes rolled, he turned up the volume and asked Minami Takahashi, and then said analytically: "That's right, you've tasted every 'weird cuisine' before, and it's not surprising that you'll be curious this time." ”
Even if I didn't plan to try it, but after Sato's words came out, even if it was for the effect of the show, Takahashi Minami couldn't eat it. Moreover, part of the reason is that as Sato said, Takahashi Minami is indeed a little curious and wants to try the power of this stinky tofu for himself.
Well, after all, he was trapped. So even if she wanted to eat, Takahashi Minami didn't plan to eat it alone, and looked at Itano Tomomi, who also didn't hide too far on the side, so she dragged this girl into the water together.
"Tomome, shall we try it together?" There is no need to say anything at all, and directly stuffed the chopsticks into the hands of Huya Mei, Takahashi Minami's behavior is no different from coercion.
Although she didn't want to eat it, after seeing Takahashi Minami's pleading eyes, Huya Mei nodded unconsciously and jumped into the pit.
If Minami Takahashi and Tomomi Itano were passively trying to taste it, then Xiao Sun and Yuri took the initiative to enter the pit. These two girls were influenced by Li Jingyuan, and now they like to eat stinky tofu like him, and the plate of stinky tofu in front of them just aroused the gluttony in the stomachs of the two of them.
The more people who eat, the better the show will be. It doesn't matter if Xiao Sun and Yori don't show disgusted expressions, if they can form a sharp contrast with the other two, it will also be a good scene. With this thought, the program team not only did not stop the movements of the two girls, but gave them a pair of chopsticks.
The four of them moved their chopsticks together, and each took a piece of stinky tofu and put it in their mouths. Then, there were several different expressions.
Takahashi Minami's reaction was similar to that of Yuki Kashiwagi, who was quickly defeated by the taste in his mouth, and his face jumped up under the sudden change of face, just like Yuki Kashiwagi, he found water in the world.
Xiao Sun and Yu Li showed expressions of enjoyment on their faces, especially Xiao Sun, this girl even closed her eyes and reminisced wholeheartedly.
Itano Tomomi's reaction was rather weird, not happy or sad, she was completely calm to the extreme.
After seeing Itano Tomomi's expression, even Li Jingyuan was a little incomprehensible. Generally speaking, after tasting stinky tofu, there will only be two expressions, either like or disgust, and there are few people who are completely unresponsive like Huya Mei.
"You're okay, are you?" Maybe this girl was smoked by stinky tofu and went insane, with such worries, Mariko couldn't help but ask Huya Mei. Of course, because of the fear of the smell of stinky tofu, Mariko still didn't get too close.
"It's okay." Huya Mei turned around and replied very easily.
"What's the matter? Don't you think it's unpalatable? Looking at Huya Mei's expression, it really didn't look like there was a problem, Mariko asked with some surprise.
"It's okay, it's not too bad, but I don't think it's delicious." After thinking about it for a while, Huya Mei threw out such a sentence in everyone's expectation, which thundered everyone.
"Isn't it delicious or unpleasant?? You think this is boiled water~~!! Obviously, the taste is so exciting, but it was described so plainly by Huya Mei, after hearing her answer, Qingren couldn't help but complain again.
"Yumi is really a taste idiot~~!" Other AKB girls also complained, and once again focused on the special attributes of Huya Girl.
Although she had long known that she was a 'taste idiot', she didn't expect it to be so serious, looking at Huya Mei's calm expression, the girls of AKB didn't know how to express the awkward feeling in their hearts.
"Youmei, I know that there is a good hospital in Ludao, when should you go for a check-up, maybe there is really something wrong with your tongue~." Uncomfortable, Yuko Oshima finally said a word, and with her half-serious and half-joking expression, everyone couldn't help but let out a big laugh.
Yuki Kashiwagi's punishment is over, the clutter on the field is taken away by the staff, and the game resumes again.
Maybe it was the smell in the air that affected the girls' performance, or maybe it was the stinky tofu they just ate that reacted, and AKB's Minami Takahashi and Tomomi Itano were eliminated one after another.
Kim Shin-young from the G8 team was also eliminated, but they still had three left.
Although Yuko Oshima is very athletic, she is still not an opponent after facing Xiao Taiyang, Yori and Gu Hara at the same time. So, after barely resisting for a few minutes, she was undoubtedly hit by the ball.
Indeed, although Xiao Sun and Yu Li also persevered to the bottom, the two of them took the initiative to eat stinky tofu just now, and in a sense, they were punished.
After thinking about this, Gu Hara jumped up very happily, and shouted loudly while celebrating: "Only I haven't been punished, long live~!" ”
Jumping and jumping, Gu Hara was extremely sad, and the 'Bang Dang' attribute attacked, and this girl was unstable under her feet, so she fell directly on a big horse, causing a lot of laughter.
"Well, everyone has been punished now."
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