Chapter 42: Silly Hillbilly [Chapter 2]

The reason why I deliberately sent a message saying that Su Yuhan took the initiative was because I knew that my mother would definitely let her go to sleep with me tonight, but I didn't want to take the initiative to attack her, I planned to let her take the initiative, and then I pretended to be half pushed and half obeyed her...; …;

At this moment, I found out that I was really a beast, and I actually fooled my homeroom teacher to take the initiative towards me. In the past, Su Yuhan scolded me for being a big liar, and it seemed that he was really right.

Just as I was thinking about this, Su Yuhan's message came back: Ah...; …; Sister, isn't it, do you want me to take the initiative? This, how embarrassing it is.

I hurriedly struck while the iron was hot: what's so embarrassing about this, it's you who did something wrong. You should make it up to him, of course you should take the initiative.

I feel quite at ease when I send this message, after all, Su Yuhan did something wrong. Whoever let her do that to me during that time, deserved it.

For several minutes after that, Su Yuhan didn't reply to the message, probably hesitating.

Seeing that she didn't reply to messages for a long time, I deliberately went to the kitchen with my mobile phone and wandered around.

Su Yuhan was a thief, and when she saw me, her face turned red.

Nima, seeing her blush suddenly, I shamelessly wondered if she was going to do all the shameful things YY was going to do with me tonight.

Definitely!

After all, women are also human beings, and we men often do all kinds of shameful things with women, and they women are probably the same...; …;

Thinking of this, I deliberately walked over to her to tease her.

At this time, she was sitting in front of the stove to help my mother light the fire, and her phone was still in her hand. When she saw me walking towards her, her nervous hands trembled a little, and she quickly put her phone in her coat pocket in a panic.

Of course, she was afraid that I would see the chat messages with "Teacher Chen" on her phone.

I know exactly what's going on in her mind at the moment. She is like a transparent person in front of my eyes at this time, and I know what little secrets she has in her heart. So, I feel very confident in front of her now.

So I deliberately squatted beside her and asked her with a serious face: "Teacher Su, what's wrong with you, is it hot, why is your face so red?" If it's too hot, you can sit back, and if it's so close to the fire, of course it's hot. ”

As soon as I asked this, she was visibly more nervous. His face was even redder, and even the roots of his ears were red.

She just got up and ran out of my patio. The way she looked when she left can be described in four words: "deserted and fled".

At this moment, my mother glanced at me: "Stinky boy, Xiaohan is the daughter of a rich family in the city, thin-skinned, don't talk to people so closely, look embarrassed." ”

"Hey, hey...; …; I smirked twice and turned back to the living room.

As soon as he walked to the living room, before he could sit down, Su Yuhan's message came: Sister, I was really scared to death just now. I was sending you a message, and that stinky boy suddenly came to me, but fortunately my phone was hidden quickly, in case he snatched it away and saw it, I really didn't have a face to live.

I held back a smile and hurriedly sent her a message, but just as I was still editing the message, Su Yuhan's second message came again: Sister, you, you just said to let me take the initiative, but...; …; Me, how can I take the initiative? I'm everyone's best girl, Huang-Hua girl, I don't have any experience in this area. Sister, you are really, I feel so ashamed to think about this. However, since you came up with this idea, and you are from the past, you must teach me how to take the initiative today, and I can rely on you. For example, you have to at least teach me what to do in the first step, right? (shy expression)

the groove. Is this idiot really going to take the initiative to attack me?

It thrilled me.

But in addition to the excitement, I also have some egg pain.

Nima, she's a yellow-flower girl with no experience, and she acts as if I'm an old driver. I'm still a yellow-flower-man, and I haven't touched a woman, how can I teach her?

Fortunately, I haven't eaten pork, and I've seen pigs run. I was taken by Liu Xiaohuan and watched a lot of island-country elementary school movies-movies before, so I didn't have any experience, and I began to teach her the secret according to the plot of one of the movies: the first step must be kissing.

Su Yuhan immediately replied with a "shy" expression and said, "Hehe, I understand this." A "red-faced cute" emoji was added to the end.

But then she asked, "What about the second step?"

Damn, is this stupid really stupid or fake stupid! It's all kissed. Do you still need to ask the second step?

I replied to her with disdain: The second step, of course, is to undress and dress.

Su Yuhan replied: Sister, isn't it? Shouldn't we have gone to bed before we started that, and we should have taken off our clothes a long time ago, right?

Nima, are you going to strip yourself before you go to bed?

Fool, fuck...; …;

Before I could revive Yuhan, she made another shy look. Plus a sentence that makes me salivate: Sister, I like to sleep naked...; …;

I was stunned by Su Yuhan's words, and I began to think involuntarily in my heart.

But I still haven't forgotten to reply to her shamelessly: Since you have this good habit, you can skip the second step and go directly to the last step!

I don't know what Su Yuhan thought after seeing my message, anyway, she didn't reply to the message. Instead, I walked from the patio of my house to the kitchen to help my mom go to the stove and light the fire.

Later, after a while, the dumplings were cooked, and we started eating them.

My dad works in the township all the year round to help people do small jobs, build houses, coolies and so on, as long as he can earn money, so he is often away from home. Only my mother and I ate dumplings with Su Yuhan.

After eating the dumplings, my mother asked me to take Su Yuhan around the village.

Although it is true that we are a relatively remote area, this season, the mountains are full of colorful wildflowers, and from a distance, it is simply a paradise.

For those who live in the countryside, we are tired of watching it for a long time. But Su Yuhan felt very fresh.

I spent an afternoon with her in the village and outside the village, and she was always happy, but I was tired. Because I only slept for three or four hours last night and came back, I was already sleepy.

If I hadn't tried to coax her during the day so that she could take the initiative at night, I would have gone back to bed.

Ultimately. I insisted on walking with her until it was almost time for dinner to go back.

At dinner, my dad came back on purpose. Usually he eats wherever he works, but today he rushed to his house to eat because Su Yuhan came.

After the four of us had eaten, we all sat together and chatted while watching TV.

At this moment, my dad suddenly said to my mother: "Let Xiaohan sleep with you at night, and I will sleep with Xiaoqiang." ”

"Ahh …; I was stunned. Nima, I'm still waiting for Su Yuhan to take the initiative against me, why is my dad like this.

Is he my own father?

For tonight's business, I specially asked our bar foreman to say a lot of good things before I asked for tonight's leave, otherwise people who usually only work for a day will ask you for leave.

As a result, my dad gave me a straight man.

However, my "ah" almost exposed myself, and I quickly added after I came back to my senses: "Dad, what did you say?" She's still sleeping in our house tonight, huh? ”

"Are you still letting her go back alone at such a late hour!" My mom looked angry.

When Su Yuhan heard me say that, she thought that I didn't want her to live in my house, and her face was obviously a little unsightly.

When I found out that I and Su Yuhan had no play tonight, I didn't bother to sit with them anymore. In addition, I was already very sleepy, so I quickly washed my feet and went back to my room to sleep.

Back in my room, I lay down and fell asleep not long after.

I slept very hard that night because I hadn't slept for almost a day and a night. When I turned over in the middle of the night, I felt someone next to me, and I took it for granted that it was my dad, so I went back to sleep in a daze.

It wasn't until dawn the next morning that I felt as if I heard the sound of a rope around me.

I opened my eyes in a daze, Nima. Su Yuhan was standing next to my bed getting dressed. The saddest thing is that her clothes and pants are all on, and she is wearing her coat at this time, and I don't look at anything.

When she saw that I was awake, her pretty face was slightly red, and she suddenly said coldly with a straight face: "From now on, I am already your person, you dare to be sorry for me, see how I clean you up!" ”

"Ahh …; Did you sleep with me all the time last night? I regretted that my bowels were blue: "But we don't seem to have done anything, right?" ”

"You slept like a dead pig, how do you know I didn't do anything!" Su Yuhan said coldly: "You will be responsible for me in the future!" With that, she walked away.

Damn, what really happened last night?

But I quickly figured it out. Su Yuhan must be fooling me.

, what about the fools? What are you going to do to me, I won't feel it at all?

Strangely, didn't my dad say last night that he would let her sleep with my mom?

Later, after I got up, I secretly asked my mom to find out that my mom called my dad aside to brainwash my dad after I went to sleep, and finally my mom sent Su Yuhan to my room to sleep with me.

When my mother knew that Su Yuhan slept with me all night, I thought she was my father, and my mother was almost angry with me, and then immediately gave me two popping chestnuts and scolded me for missing such a good opportunity.

After breakfast, Su Yuhan said that he was going to the provincial capital today, and asked me if I would go.

I guessed that she must have gone to the provincial capital to see Teacher Chen, so I pretended to ask her what she was doing in the provincial capital, but she said that she would go to see Huang Ziyi.

I had already figured out how to convince her not to let her go to the provincial capital, but when she said that, I went with her without saying a word.

Although she had dumped me, I still thought about her every day during this time. Now that I have the opportunity to meet her, I certainly don't want to miss it.

At eleven o'clock in the morning of the same day, Su Yuhan and I finally saw her in the box of a very good hotel in the provincial capital.

However, she was not the only one in the private room of the hotel at that time, and there was also a tall and handsome handsome guy sitting next to her.

I don't have to think about this handsome guy to know that it is the new boyfriend Huang Ziyi said, he is indeed much more handsome than me as Huang Ziyi said. He has a sturdy body and should like sports very much. It looks sunny and is very large, about 1.8 meters.

After Su Yuhan and I walked into the box, the handsome guy first stared at Su Yuhan for a while, and then called out "sister" excitedly.

Obviously, he had known Su Yuhan for a long time, but even so, he was still fascinated by Su Yuhan.

Although Huang Ziyi is indeed quite cute, for men, Su Yuhan, a mature woman with a queenly style, is obviously more fascinating to men.

Originally, when I saw him, my stomach was on fire. After this fool actually called Su Yuhan "sister", he immediately asked Huang Ziyi: "Yiyi, is he the ex-boyfriend you dumped?" ”

Huang Ziyi ignored him, and he immediately snorted at me with disdain: "Hmph, stupid hillbilly, you want to chase our family Yiyi like a bear, no wonder you will be dumped by our family Yiyi, you don't deserve to give us family Yiyi's shoes." ”

He left a stupid hillbilly. The right sentence is that our family is still clinging, so that the fire in my stomach is finally a little unbearable.

I smiled and walked over to him, and when I walked towards him, he actually said to me without knowing whether he was alive or dead: "Yiyi, you see this stupid laughing so cheap, how could you have taken such a fool's eye in the first place...; …; ”

"Smack...; …; He didn't finish speaking. My slap was already his face.

At this moment, Huang Ziyi was stunned, Su Yuhan was also stunned, and the fool was also stunned.

And I slapped him again, and then gently patted him on the shoulder: "That's right, I am indeed Huang Ziyi's ex-boyfriend." But my current identity is her brother-in-law. Since you're her current boyfriend, you should call me brother-in-law. In front of your brother-in-law, you are so big and small, didn't your parents teach you to respect the old and love the young! ”

"Ahh …; He was finally confused. I saw him looking at Su Yuhan in disbelief, as if he was asking Su Yuhan if what I said was true.

At this moment, Su Yuhan stepped forward and pulled me away: "Wu Qiang, what are you doing." ”

"That's it, how do you beat people indiscriminately!" Huang Ziyi pouted and said, and then actually reached out and touched the handsome guy's face.

Her intimate actions made me feel a cramp in my heart when I looked at it, and the handsome guy suddenly asked Su Yuhan: "Sister, this stupid hillbilly is joking, right?" ”

Hearing him say that, my head was hot, I turned around and hugged Su Yuhan's neck, and then kissed her charming red lips.

After kissing, I wiped my mouth, turned to look at the stunned handsome guy, and said very awesomely: "Now you should believe that Lao Tzu is your brother-in-law!" ”

Father...; …;

Brother-in-law...; …;

Am I messing up the relationship?