Chapter 1833 The first update
-I used to think that time passed quickly, but when it came to something important, I felt that time passed really slowly.
Xue Dongnan's eyes were always on the stopwatch on the clock, watching it move around in circles, wishing that he could speed up the time and let it reach one o'clock in the morning.
The oppressive atmosphere flowed quietly, and the whole villa was quiet, with the occasional dog barking outside.
"Sneeze ......"
The first brother of Jianghu sneezed, he put down the book, looked up at the time, and said lazily: "It's twelve o'clock, and there is still an hour." ”
Xue Dongnan asked in a condensed voice, "Isn't it okay to be an hour in advance?" ”
"Not even a minute in advance."
The old man Nanshan opened his eyes, looked a little tired, and said, "Your grandfather is over ninety years old, and fortune-telling is risky for me. ”
"If I count in advance, I may suffer a strong backlash, ranging from crippled to death."
"Is that an exaggeration?" Xue Dongnan said in a deep voice.
"You don't understand."
The old man Nanshan shook his head and said slowly: "There are mostly scammers who tell fortunes on the streets, and the real masters are all hidden. ”
"If you hadn't begged me again and again, I wouldn't have taken the risk to give it to you."
"After all, it's a leak of heaven, and I myself will suffer some retribution more or less, otherwise how did my gray hair come from."
Speaking of this, the old man Nanshan closed his eyes again, adjusted his breathing, and waited for the time to come.
At this time, the white jade turtle on his shoulder climbed to the ground along his arm, opened his mouth, and swallowed a copper coin.
Suddenly, the wind was blowing outside, and the wind was gusting, blowing the curtains and throwing waste.
"The Xue family has something to suppress luck, apprentice, you go and move the lion at the door."
Hearing this, the first brother of Jianghu immediately got up, walked to the door, and moved the stone statue made of gold to its original position.
"That fishpond is covered too."
The first brother of the rivers and lakes found a curtain and covered the entire fish pond.
"The mirror above the head is also obscured."
According to the instructions, the first brother of the rivers and lakes moved all the things that the old man said.
Xue Dongnan also knew at this time that everything in his house had a background.
Even the most inconspicuous incense burner was opened by the master, and everything was affecting the Feng Shui of the Xue family.
When the first brother of Jianghu moved everything, Xue Dongnan obviously felt that his breath was a little uncomfortable.
"Now, the Xue family is already a murderous house, and I have changed all my qi and lifeblood."
The old man of Nanshan opened his eyes and said slowly: "Let the people who don't want to do it go out immediately, and don't let the people outside come in." ”
Xue Dongnan nodded, and he immediately used the walkie-talkie to contact and drive everyone out.
After everyone went out, Xue Dongnan said to the old housekeeper: "Old housekeeper, you should also avoid it for the time being." ”
"No, you don't." The old butler slumped on the sofa and said with a smile: "My old man's life is not valuable, and the king of Hades can't take away me, an old man." ”
Xue Dongnan hesitated, and then the old man of Nanshan spoke: "It's okay if he doesn't go out, and people over eighty years old can't affect it." ”
"That's good." Xue Dongnan breathed a sigh of relief.
"Master, it's twelve forty-five." The first brother reminded him.
The old man of Nanshan nodded, he took a deep breath, looked down at the copper coin, and said lightly: "I will set up the formation in a while, you may feel a little uncomfortable." ”
"Will there be ghosts?" Xue Dongnan smiled.
"There are no ghosts, but you may see something unclean."
After speaking, a yellow charm appeared in the hand of the old man of Nanshan, and with a flick of his hand, the yellow charm was directly ignited.
Xue Dongnan muttered in his heart, it's just a fortune telling, how to do it is the same as the method.
Rumble!
The copper coin on the ground suddenly exploded, Xue Dongnan's eyelids jumped wildly, and his fists clenched subconsciously.
"Give me your grandfather's birthday." The old man of Nanshan said with a solemn face.
Xue Dongnan immediately handed over the prepared birthday eight characters, and the old man of Nanshan bit his finger and wrote a few strange words on the ground.
"Don't bother me."
After the old man Nanshan finished speaking, he closed his eyes, and there were a few copper coins on the back of his hand, and the copper coins were moving by themselves.
Xue Dongnan immediately held his breath and watched, not even daring to breathe.
Outside the door, a cold wind gusted, and the door opened on its own.
Xue Dongnan glanced at it, and vaguely, he seemed to see some shadow flickering.
In my ears, the sound of suona sounded.
The first brother of Jianghu grabbed Xue Dongnan's arm suddenly, got up and walked out.
Walking outside the door, Xue Dongnan couldn't help but speak: "What are you pulling me out for." ”
"The master just told me that there is something strange nearby, let's go and take a look."
The first brother of Jianghu pointed to the street opposite Xue's house.
Xue Dongnan glanced back at the villa and asked in a condensed voice, "Don't you have to look at him?" ”
"No, it's just fortune telling, not a practice."
The first brother of Jianghu smiled, and then walked out.
Opposite Xue's house is a road, and the road is a commercial street after walking more than ten meters ahead.
There is an old community next door to the commercial street that has not been completely demolished, and after Xue Dongnan and the two came over, they found that they were doing red things here.
At first, he thought it was nothing, but after thinking about it, Xue Dongnan was like falling into an ice cave.
Who is holding a red event in the middle of the night?
"Did you hear it, there is also the sound of suona."
The first brother of Jianghu said in a low voice.
As soon as Xue Dongnan's ears moved, he heard the sound of gongs and drums from a distance, as well as the piercing sound of suona.
The next moment, at the corner of the street, a group of people dressed in white appeared, holding a painting circle, holding a paper figure, holding a spirit flag, crying and mourning.
Xue Dongnan's pupils shrank, he mistakenly thought that he had hit a ghost at night, and he was about to make a move subconsciously.
"Don't move, it's a real person, not an illusion."
The first brother of the rivers and lakes immediately pulled Xue Dongnan away, and said with a little shortness of breath; "My master told me that it is a curse to do red and white things together."
"We can't disturb them, we can only separate the couple when we worship in the church."
Hearing this, Xue Dongnan felt a little infiltrated, and said, "Why do I think something is not right?" ”
As he spoke, this group of white people had already come, and they wept and walked to the door of the red thing, and the person carrying the coffin walked in front, and a group of people went in like this.
Suddenly, the sound of firecrackers came from the courtyard, crackling.
There was the sound of firecrackers on one side, and there was the sound of crying and mourning on the other.
Xue Dongnan looked up and gasped in his heart.
Because he only then realized that the lanterns on the door frame were red and white, and the couplets were all red and white.
"They're crazy, how can they do red and white things together?"
Xue Dongnan gasped.
The first brother of Jianghu sneered: "There is something even weirder, you come in with me." ”
After speaking, the first brother of the rivers and lakes picked up the white flags on the ground at random and dragged Xue Dongnan in.
As soon as I entered the courtyard, I saw all the heads, and those dressed in white stood on the left, and those dressed in red stood on the right.
After Xue Dongnan squeezed to the front, he saw two coffins in the living room, and a couple of newcomers were forcibly pulled in by seven or eight people, and they were pressed to the ground and knelt.
The groom wears white clothes, draped in linen and filial piety, and the bride wears a red phoenix coat and a phoenix crown.
At this time, the bride was already crying desperately, her voice was heartbreaking, and she looked reluctant.
Seven or eight strong men around forcibly kowtowed to the newlyweds, and several coffin bearers shouted in their mouths, sprinkled rice wine around, and then opened the coffin lid.
Suddenly, a foul smell came to his face, and Xue Dongnan hurriedly pinched his nose.
"What are they going to do?"
Xue Dongnan asked in shock.
The first brother of Jianghu sneered.
"Lift the coffin!"
A few strong men shouted, and the next moment, four or five people reached in and carried out the corpse inside.
The bodies had been dead for several days, and they were two middle-aged men in their fifties, with corpse spots on their faces and thick water.
And these people, who were not afraid of death, carried the two bodies out of the coffin and put them on stools.
"Newcomers Meet Their Parents ......"
The master of ceremonies wearing red and white flowers shouted a word, and several strong men immediately dragged the couple over and kowtowed.
"Mom...... Don't, Mom......"
The bridegroom was crying hysterically, and the bride had passed out with fright, but was woken up by someone pressing her into the middle of the man.
What does it feel like to bow down to a corpse?
Just looking at it makes people's scalps explode, their whole body trembles, and a strange fear spreads in their hearts.
What's even more terrifying is that in the back, kowtowed, and the two corpses also gave money, one for white envelopes and one for red envelopes.
The man cried and struggled, and accidentally broke the white bag, and all that fell out of it was dead people's money.
After giving the bag, it's time to toast.
Toast to a corpse?
Xue Dongnan's scalp was numb, he couldn't stand it anymore, this was completely refreshing his three views, he couldn't bear it.
Bang!
Xue Dongnan kicked over the table next to him, walked quickly to the living room, and said coldly: "Are you crazy, stop immediately!" ”
The scene was chaotic, and the crowd who reacted immediately scolded angrily, and dozens of red and white people came to obstruct Xue Dongnan.
"Stop!"
The first brother of the rivers and lakes drank coldly, stood on the coffin lid, and said coldly: "Stop me, otherwise I will smash this broken place!" ”
"Who are you two people, why do you want to destroy the good things of our two families!"
Several principals ran over and scolded.
Xue Dongnan laughed angrily and said, "Are you fucking crazy, do red and white things together, how stupid do you have to be to think of this kind of thing." ”
"Have you asked the couple how scared they are, the groom is peeing his pants!"
"Nosy, you two get out of here......"
Dozens of uncles and aunts immediately pounced with their teeth and claws, and Xue Dongnan grabbed the coffin lid with one hand, and then threw it out, knocking down a group of people.
"Smash me!"
Xue Dongnan shouted, kicked over the table, knocked over the two coffins to the ground, and began to smash them in pain.
The living room was a mess, many people were screaming and running out, and bodies were knocked to the ground and trampled on.
"Mom, Mom!"
The bridegroom fell on his knees before the corpse and wept aloud.
The bride was also full of grief, and wept bitterly, and her crying voice became hoarse.