There was once when I had nothing to do, sitting under the overpass and chatting with the fortune teller, the fairy was very happy, and gave me a bundle of green onions that I had just bought from the vegetable market, and wanted to give me a hexagram for free.

I thought, anyway, I am also poor and white, careless, what is more tragic than my life experience, so I told the birth of the eight characters to the great immortal, he listened to the five elements on the ground, began to analyze my numerology, as a result, a gust of wind, the five elements of the chart was blown away, even with his small iron bowl blown over, coins spilled on the ground.

At that time, I calculated, my life is so evil, how did it alarm the gods? Don't let me say that it is a breakthrough?

As a result, Daxian was more cooperative, and directly gave me a definition on the spot: "The five elements are all gone!" You are missing the five elements! ”

Lack of your sister!

But to this day, I have to admire this providence!

Gone, absent?

In fact, I am the missing sister of the five elements!

I have only been working in the coffee shop for half a year, and my home has been visited by various girls, and the lonely life has become much more flavorful, much stronger than when I was in Xianghai Town.

The arrogant senior sister, the high fairy, the charming royal sister, this time there is a quirky little Lori.

No wonder I will go on the right path of life as a hooligan, which is completely in line with my numerology of the lack of sisters in the five elements.

"Uncle! I ate your chocolate! ”

"Uncle! Your puppy is fluffy, it's so comfortable to hold, it's okay to give it to me. ”

"Uncle! Why didn't Sister Fairy move in with you? ”

Little Lori sat on the sofa, jumping and jumping, and called me for a while, happy and naughty, it turned out that there was a bear child at home, this is the feeling.

Stinky girl! How did you change from an uncle to an uncle again! Why is this bear child getting older and older, and in two days he will get acquainted with me, so he can't call me an old man?

But suddenly there are many little Lori's at home.,The atmosphere is a lot more cheerful.,The little girl speaks milky.,Sweet and very immature.,Listen to people like it.,It's very comfortable.。

Hehe, the voice is so tender, obviously you haven't reached the voice change period, and you dare to say that you are not a young girl?

I was busy making dinner in the kitchen, and when I was happy, I took out a sea fish from the refrigerator, which my sister bought for me, and little Lori was just when she was growing her body, and I couldn't bear to give her too simple food.

"Girl, do you like fish? What do you want to eat? "I deliberately pretend to be a chef, but I'm not good at making fish at all.

"Uncle, I'm allergic to fish, I can't eat fish, you can do something else, I can eat green vegetables, not picky." Little Lori is holding a plush toy, with a good childish expression, how well-behaved she is.

Oh, the little girl is not a picky eater, this is rare, and bear children also have times to worry.

People in coastal cities are allergic to fish, and little Lori is quite alternative, since fish can't be eaten, I fried two dishes.

Little Lori may be really hungry, she eats in a hurry, and she rubs her face, and her little hand holds the chopsticks into an X, and she doesn't know how to use chopsticks.

"Don't worry, girl, I'll serve you vegetables, you eat with a spoon." I handed her a spoon, wiped her mouth and picked up vegetables, I didn't eat a bite for a long time, she enjoyed it very much, squinting her eyes and eating happily, her calves in stockings were swinging naughtily.

It's not easy to work with children.

Why didn't I call my senior sister home to help, isn't it more convenient for a woman to take care of her children?

Hehe, little Lori played with Xia Xinyu for an afternoon, a fairy sister's, obviously I like beautiful fairies very much, if Diane Anne comes, I hear little Lori mention Xia Xinyu, then I'm okay?

After that cooperation, although there was no more opposition to each other, the two schools still did not interact with each other, and it was obvious that they were still incompatible, and I had to avoid these acts of death in front of the goddess.

Although I know women's hearts, the relationship between women is something that men can never figure out, so don't try to analyze and study it.

After eating, I was about to watch TV comfortably, but little Lori clamored to watch cartoons and snatched the remote control.

Damn, the bear kid actually occupies my only entertainment project!

"Little girl, give me the remote control!" I glared at her, frightened.

"I won't give it! I want to watch cartoons! She stood on the couch, condescending, unconvinced.

Bear child, start working when you're full, don't you?

"If you don't give it to me, I'll pick your pants!"

"Ah~" She held her mouth, protected the remote control, and looked at me helplessly and pitifully, and her little face softened my heart again.

Little Lori has seen through my weaknesses, she is too ghostly, dealing with her, you can't be a normal child.

Okay, you watch cartoons, I'll watch island films!

I was just about to get up, but little Lori called out to me: "Uncle, you can use the TV to show me cartoons." ”

"Oh? Do you still understand this? "I'm also in the spirit.,Since I'm looking for her on the Internet.,Then let little Lori see my childhood animation.,I can also reminisce.。

"Saint Seiya, it's definitely good-looking!"

"No, I haven't heard of it."

"The Beidou God Fist is definitely suitable for the two of us to watch, and it is also the story of Uncle and Lori."

"I don't look at the blame for the millet."

"Slam Dunk, I've seen it since I was a child, and my blood boils when I hear the theme song."

"Girls don't like to watch basketball."

No way! Generation gap! Definitely a generation gap! It's impossible to communicate! Little Lori, what was your childhood?

"I want to see Conan!" Little Lori sat on the sofa and began to be coquettish, no, it was to start being wild.

"What? Conan kills people every day, what do you watch as a child, and I had Conan when I was a child, why hasn't there been an ending yet? It's been more than ten years, and Conan is still in elementary school, and there is no progress at all, don't look at it! "I rejected her outright.

"I'm going to see it! I'm going to see it! "She kicked her calves and was willful.

I had an idea, and said with a serious face: "Little girl, isn't the fairy sister beautiful?" ”

She nodded immediately.

"Do you want to see a more beautiful sister?"

"Yes!"

Hehe, the little girl is too precocious, too yearning for a girl, and she is in my arms.

"Good! Let's watch Sailor Moon! ”

Hehe, this is my real childhood!

Without waiting for little Lori to react, I immediately released Sailor Moon, as soon as I entered the film, there were five big beauties, little Lori's eyes lit up, and a girl's heart was faintly throbbing.

Little Lori finally stopped, holding a plush toy, watching cartoons quietly, looking at it and leaning on me, even her calves were on my lap, it was really bearish.

I also noticed that her white stockings were dirty after a fall.

"Girl, does your knee still hurt?" I was a little upset.

"It doesn't hurt anymore." She watched TV earnestly and reached out to rub her knee.

I immediately took off my stockings, and there was a visible bruise on my white knee, and I felt a little distressed and guilty.

She saw the guilt in my eyes, smiled innocently, and said childishly and seriously: "Uncle, I'm fine, it doesn't hurt here at all." Then he pointed to my chest: "You don't have to hurt here." ”

"People are small and big, watch TV obediently, and coax you to sleep after watching it." I touched her little head, and she sat directly into my arms like a coquettish little girl.

"It's clingy."

"Hee-hee, it's more comfortable than the couch."

Many years later, day and night, I will always think of this strange night of Shu Xiao and Little Lori, think of the little girl named Ruoruo, think of her innocent smile, remember her strong point at my heart, tell me, there is no need to hurt here.

Girl, every time my uncle hurts here, he thinks of you, because when he thinks of you, it doesn't hurt.

"Uncle, your phone is ringing."

I was looking at it with little Lori, and there was a sudden vibration in my pocket, I took out my mobile phone and immediately made a shushing gesture to her, she glanced at the phone curiously, and frowned: "Who is the big fat man?" ”

"It's a beautiful woman as beautiful as a fairy sister."

"Bad uncle, you actually carried the fairy sister behind your back and talked to other beauties on the phone!" She pursed her lips and accused me.

No way? What do you mean by carrying a fairy sister on your back? Little Lori mistakenly thinks that Xia Xinyu and I are a couple? What were you both talking about in the office in the afternoon?

"Good boy, don't talk yet, I'll reward you with chocolate." I'll soothe the little trouble first, she nodded.

As soon as I picked up the phone, before I could speak, a familiar line came from the TV.

"Destroy you on behalf of the moon!"

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