Chapter 912, sleepy at night at the top of a high tree
As I sprinted down the stairs, I could clearly hear footsteps coming from behind me. I don't know how many people are following me, but it's not like the whole department is out there. It's a good thing there were no interceptions ahead, otherwise I would have hung here. Along the way, I knocked down the trash cans in the hallway, but that only stopped them a few steps. After overturning seven or eight garbage cans in a row, I finally threw them off a floor away. When I ran to the bottom floor, I happened to see the old man in charge of the dormitory closing the door. I yelled, "Wait a minute, let me out!" The old man was startled, thinking that I was making trouble, but closed the door instead. I was in a hurry, and went over and pulled the door open, but the distance that had been opened was narrowed again, and I heard their footsteps coming from far and near.
I couldn't hesitate any longer, and I ran out with one lunge. From the A3 floor to our A1 floor, there is only a few hundred meters in between, and it is a fairly wide road, and the two sides are planted with tall plane trees. This distance, which is usually nothing, is very fatal at this moment of escape, and the wider the road, the more unfavorable it is for escape. With a little bit of a brick in my head, I ran to the side of the road and climbed up to a plane tree with both hands. At the same time as running to the tree, a group of boys ran out of the A3 dormitory building, Liu Guodong stood first, shouting as he ran: "Kill him if you catch him!" ”
I thought to myself that this force was too bold, it seems that I haven't learned enough of the previous lessons. But now, I was at a disadvantage, so I had to squat on the tree and not speak. In the winter, there were no leaves on the plane trees, and I was five or six meters above the ground, so I couldn't stop my body at all, as soon as they looked up, they could see me. A crowd of people rushed under the trees, there must have been fifty or sixty people, and no one could think of looking up at the sky. When they had run over, I climbed up the trunk of the tree again, and at night it must have gotten higher and darker, and when it was dark, I would be able to hide my figure. Fortunately, the new tree was very tall, and it must have survived for at least a few decades, and I climbed a full seven or eight meters before I stopped. I didn't dare to climb any further, the branches on it were a little thin, and the cold winter wind was blowing, and I felt my body dangling.
Liu Guodong ran for dozens of meters with people, suddenly stopped again, and said: "No, Wang Hao just came out, why did he disappear all of a sudden?" Someone said, "Are you hiding nearby?" Liu Guodong said: "Well, let's search nearby." "Fifty or sixty people scattered, scurrying up and down the road, and some kicked over the garbage cans. Damn, I won't hide in there no matter how embarrassed I am, right? Some people looked up, but I was standing quite high, and the street lights couldn't shine on me, so they didn't see me.
Coincidentally, Liu Guodong stood under the tree where I was hiding, directing his brothers to look for them. I stood high in the air and wanted to spit down. It's not me who blows, as long as I spit out, it will definitely fall on his head. However, I thought about the consequences and decided to forget it, don't heroes suffer immediate losses. I was about to freeze to death up there, and the cold wind was blowing, and the architecture students were going around below, some of them were already impatient, and they were just wandering around. I watched them search around, and I turned around the front and back of the building, but I still didn't find me. Liu Guodong took a cigarette in his mouth and scolded: "Damn, even if he runs fast, he dares to go to the Department of Architecture alone, he is really impatient, this second-generation turtle official doesn't seem to have enough brains." ”
In fact, I also think that the name of the son of the secretary of the town party committee is very earthy, and it feels similar to the feeling of "my father is the village chief". Liu Guodong scolded for a long time, and he had no intention of leaving. I was a little anxious, because it was too cold in the sky, and I was shivering from the cold wind. It didn't really matter, the point was that my alcohol was back up, and I felt a throbbing stomach and a feeling like I was about to vomit. I held on to the branch and swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva to stop this physiological reaction, but I was disgusted by myself, and I felt like I was about to vomit three times and twice, but in the end I was able to control it with my strong endurance. In the end, I heard Liu Guodong say "Let's go back first". I exhaled softly, and was glad that I had made it to the end when suddenly my phone rang!
I grass!
There's nothing wrong with it, it's just that my phone is ringing! This damn mobile phone, it doesn't ring in the morning and doesn't ring in the evening, but it rings at this time! Needless to say, there was a look up at the faces below. Someone shouted: "My grass, that kid is on it!" At the same time, I couldn't help it, I spit out with a "wow", and the smelly vomit flew down, and under the cold wind, it was like a goddess scattering flowers in the air, and sprinkled on the faces of more than a dozen people. ",!" A lot of people scolded, wiped their faces with their sleeves, and at the same time scattered to get away from me. In fact, they were okay, because the wind blew away scattered scattered scraps and juice, and as for those that the cold wind couldn't blow, like large pieces of vomit, undigested potatoes and eggplants, etc., they all fell vertically and fell on Liu Guodong's big face. The point is that when Liu Guodong first found me in the tree, he opened his mouth wide in surprise...... Forget it, I won't describe that scene.
After vomiting, I felt a lot more relaxed in my stomach, but Liu Guodong was furious, holding a stool leg and pointing at me and scolding, just something like "roll down for Lao Tzu". I glanced at him, and guessed that he would not climb up for a while, so I took out the mobile phone that was still ringing from my trouser pocket to see which ancestor was calling me at this time. As a result, it turned out to be Zhou Mo! I picked it up with a smile and a cry, and Zhou Mo's voice came from inside: "Little mouse, what are you doing?" ”
I moved my phone away from my ear and asked her to listen to the wind in the air, and then said, "Do you hear that?" ”
Zhou Mo was furious: "It's so late and you're still outside, which little bitch are you shopping with?" ”
I said with great bitterness: "Xiao Momo, I am in great trouble now, so I won't talk to you for the time being." Then he hung up the phone, looked at Liu Guodong, who was still scolding at the bottom, and said: "Don't talk nonsense, if you have the ability to come up, you can talk about it...... By the way, wipe the tofu off your cheek first. Of course, you can eat it, the tofu is quite tender, I will tell you from personal experience. ”
Liu Guodong pulled the tofu on his face and said angrily: "Go up and catch him for me!" "Two students rushed up to climb the tree, but they couldn't get the essentials for a long time, and they were still wandering under the big tree. In fact, I don't blame them, the bottom trunk of the plane tree is very smooth, and the lowest branches are more than two meters away, I don't know how I jumped up, and these college students can only do it in a hurry. Taking advantage of this opportunity, I quickly called for help. Give Yu Qiang first, expecting him to bring us over here to save the scene, but no one answered after a long time, and it seems that he has fallen asleep. I gave us dormitories one by one, as long as one of them could pick up, but no one answered after a lap. At this time, the bottom was also thinking of a way, Liu Guodong asked one person to squat down, and the other person stepped on his shoulder, so that he could reach the lowest branch and climb up.
I hurried to call Brick again, hoping that he would help me get to the dorm and call someone. As a result, this kid is turned off, and the bricks are turned off when he sleeps. Yu Yuan them, because I pretended to be forced, I haven't saved their numbers. This kind of trivial matter, and it won't bother the iron, I can't afford to lose that person. I suddenly felt that my head was big, and I had a feeling that the heavens should not be called the earth. I stood on the branch of a tree seven or eight meters high and looked around, I don't know who else can save me at this time, thinking that I Wang Hao is crisscrossing the underworld in Beiyuan, and I was trapped on the top of the tree in Xinxiang University, and my mother didn't know how many people laughed off their big teeth. One of the students had already climbed up, and the boy was also shivering in the cold wind. Liu Guodong cheered him up below and told him to quickly arrest me.
This student was also very sassy, and while crawling, he said wildly: "You climbed quite high? Wait, wait, I'll get you down right away. "It is estimated that he didn't follow Liu Guodong around me at noon, so he doesn't know how powerful I am. All I can say is that this kid is really crazy. He crawled all the way, and when he crawled under my feet, I didn't show any mercy, and kicked him down hard, right on his heavenly spirit cover. He fell down with an "ah", and fell to the ground with a "bang" and did not move. The position where I stand is seven or eight meters high, and the position where he stands is five or six meters high, that is, the second floor, even if I can't be disabled, there is no problem with broken bones or something. Sure enough, he screamed on the ground and rolled around in pain. Liu Guodong also panicked, and hurriedly asked someone to carry him to the hospital.
I said coldly from the tree, "Come up and try again." Come up and kick one, come up and kick two and kick a pair. ”
Liu Guodong was also ruthless, and after observing the terrain, he whispered to the two students. The two students turned around and ran to the dormitory. Liu Guodong said: "You wait, see if I can't kill you tonight." "I was shocked, I knew what he was going to do, and I guess he was going to stab me with a longer stick or something. I'm standing so high, and my foothold is actually very narrow, it's no joke to be poked by him. If I fall, I won't be able to carry it. No, you can't sit still, you have to find a way to save yourself. I started to flip through the address book again, all of them were friends of Beiyuan, what Ye Zhanyuan Shaoyu Chengfei, but unfortunately they were all out of reach, and there were only a few new ones. As soon as I looked up, I saw the two students who had run back to the dormitory coming out, holding a long bamboo pole, about four or five meters long.
Damn it!
I almost yelled, I knew the pole all too well, the kind used to go to the toilet!