Chapter 188: Not a Human
The anesthesiologist and nurse were all frightened, with a ghostly expression on their faces, but Old Man Lu was surprised: "Director Sun, how much time did it take for them to do such an operation?" ”
The anesthesiologist smiled bitterly: "I can't do it in forty minutes, and this has to be on the premise that the situation in the nasal cavity is not complicated." Speaking of this, the anesthesiologist thought for a while and said: "Let me tell you this, your nasal cavity is like a road, there are too many obstacles on it, and if you want to reach the end, you must move these obstacles. ”
Speaking of which, the anesthesiologist looked at Mi Zixuan and shook his head and continued to smile bitterly: "It will take you eight minutes, and you still let other doctors who are engaged in otolaryngology live?" I'm now convinced. ”
Old Man Lu laughed and said: "I understand what you say, I understand what you mean, that is, Dr. Xiaomi's skills are better than Director Sun." ”
The anesthesiologist nodded and said, "It's really strong, it's not a little bit stronger, it's too much stronger." Speaking of this, the anesthesiologist quipped: "Xiaomi, are you doing this kind of surgery in your mother's womb?" Otherwise, how can the technology be so good as this? ”
Mi Zixuan rolled his eyes and said: "You just had surgery in your mother's womb, I have operated on people in my previous life, and I have done it for decades." ”
Mi Zixuan was telling the truth, but in the eyes of the anesthesiologist, it was just a joke.
Mi Zixuan went out with this old man Lu, and as soon as he got out of the operating room, Lu Changyong hurriedly said, "What happened to Dad?" After speaking, he immediately glared at Mi Zixuan, in his opinion, it had just been less than twenty minutes since he went in and came out, so fast, it must have been an operation.
Old Man Lu's nose was stuffed with gelatin sponge, and the emphasis of his speech was a little weird, he glared at his son and said, "You just want me to die, don't you?" ”
Lu Changyong hurriedly said: "Dad, I didn't mean that. ”
Old Man Lu smiled slightly and said: "This Dr. Xiaomi is amazing, the anesthesiologist said, it will take an hour to do an operation like mine and replace Director Sun, and they will ...... to Dr. Xiaomi" Speaking of this, he stretched out his hand and gestured out an eight: "Just eight minutes." ”
Lu Changyong immediately exclaimed, "What eight minutes? This...... That's too fast, right? Can it be done? ”
Old Man Lu said with his hands behind his back: "Can you do it well?" Boy, I'll tell you, now I just feel some pain in my nose, but my head doesn't hurt at all, do you say it's a good job? ”
As a son, Lu Changyong naturally knows that his father has an old headache, and he usually frowns all day long by this problem, and his face is uncomfortable, but now he is looking at it? My father's two gray hairs were also stretched, and there was no discomfort on his face.
Thinking of this, Lu Changyong immediately said to Mi Zixuan: "Doctor Mi, thank you, thank you, don't take those words I said just now, thank you." ”
At this time, all the operating rooms in the operating room were fried.
"What? Mi Zixuan took eight minutes to complete the operation? Was the surgery still very successful? ”
"I'll go, hell, I can't do it for eight minutes with Lao Sun and Wu Liqing, are you sure he's not doing nonsense?"
"Is this kid Nima human? Eight minutes of maxillary sinus opening, I'll drop obediently. ”
"He was just an intern, just a few days after coming to the otolaryngology, and he did a maxillary sinus opening operation in eight minutes, Lao Zhao, are you sure you didn't talk nonsense?"
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Soon the people in the operating room had a ghostly expression on their faces, today they were severely suppressed by Mi Zixuan, the surgeries that Mi Zixuan did in the emergency department in the past were all minor surgeries, and they were not present, so there was no intuitive impression, but today is different, this is a moderately difficult operation that is done in the operating room eight times more seriously, and he did it in eight minutes, and the operation was quite successful, this impression is intuitive, and it is also quite shocking.
Sometimes it takes more than ten minutes to sew a traumatic injury, but a maxillary sinus opening surgery can be done in eight minutes, what is the concept? What does this mean?
The concept is that Mi Zixuan is not a human, which means that he is really not a human.
If he is a human being, he is an intern, and he has been in the otolaryngology department for a few days, and he doesn't know how to open the door of the operating room, let alone do maxillary sinus opening, he should not even be able to do the job of changing dressings.
Su Zhiqiang also received a call from the operating room, and Zhu Shi's voice was very strange, as if he had just seen a ghost and was frightened, and he stammered a little: "Su, Dean Su, the operation and operation are done, eight or eight minutes, very, very successful." ”
Su Zhiqiang's face immediately had joy, and he slapped the table and said, "Well done." Speaking of this, he suddenly said, "Wait, how many minutes do you say?" ”
Lao Zhu smiled bitterly: "Eight minutes." ”
Su Zhiqiang immediately burst into a foul mouth: "My uncle, eight minutes for a maxillary sinus opening?" Hurry up and check my previous surgical records, how long did it take for the fastest maxillary sinus opening in our hospital. ”
Lao Zhu continued to smile bitterly: "I just checked, and the fastest was done by Lao Sun's master more than 20 years ago, with thirty-six points, and the complexity of the operation is much worse than today's surgery." ”
Su Zhiqiang immediately laughed and said: "Good boy, just fucking know that your kid is not human, haha!" ”
Lao Zhu was smiling bitterly, but Xiao Zhu Zhu Shifa had a stunned expression at this time, holding the phone and shouting, "What are you talking about?" Are you sure you went out and took your medicine today? What are you talking to me about? Did the maxillary sinus opening be done in eight minutes? I'll go to your uncle's, it's impossible, I can't sew a wound so fast. ”
A wry voice came from over there: "Why am I lying to you?" Now I guess the whole hospital knows, okay, I still have something to do, hang up. ”
Zhu Shifa listened to the busy sound coming from the earpiece and looked incredulous, his mouth was so wide that it could be stuffed into two goose eggs.
Mu Hongyang was also stunned and said, "How is this possible?" We can't even stitch up a single trauma in eight minutes! ”
Du Guoqing was also very shocked in his heart, Mi Zixuan, this kid is too good, right? Eight minutes of maxillary sinus opening, so fast that Du Nima is not a human thing, this kid has good skills, and he is a celebrity in front of the dean, you can't offend him, you must have a good relationship with him.
Thinking of this, Du Guoqing said with a straight face: "What kind of expression do you have?" Xiaomizi did the operation, you should be happy for him, why do you look like a dead mother? Make me happy, you also go to dinner with me in the evening, I call the millet seeds, you drink some wine, and that little will pass, do you hear it? ”
Zhu Shifa really didn't want to go, but Du Guoqing spoke, he still has to learn things from Du Guoqing in the future, if he doesn't go, he won't give him face, and if he doesn't give him face, he can still teach himself well in the future? But as soon as I wanted to drink with Mi Zixuan, I felt so sick that I felt like I had eaten a fly.
Tan Weimin breathed a sigh of relief at this time, with a faint look of excitement on his face, this millet is awesome, now he is famous, he is famous.
At this moment, Mi Zixuan's shout came from the corridor: "What are you doing?" Come down, come down, this is the hospital. ”
Lan Xintong also learned the news, and was excitedly hanging on Mi Zixuan at this time, attracting frequent sideways glances from the surrounding patients and family members.
Lan Xintong shouted excitedly: "Mi Zixuan, you are really powerful, they all say that you are not human, and I also feel that you are not human." ”
At this time, Mi Zixuan's face was black, Lan Xintong, are you praising me or scolding me?
Lan Xintong saw that Mi Zixuan was a little unhappy, and hurriedly came down and said: "I'm not scolding you, I'm praising you, you are really not human!" ”
Mi Zixuan: "......"
I have seen a boaster, but I have never seen such a boastful person.
At this time, in Lan Xintong's heart, Mi Zixuan's image became taller and taller, and unconsciously she began to get close to Mi Zixuan, because he did not have the pompousness, Meng Lang, and youth that a person of his age should have.
Why do little girls like uncles? In fact, the reason is not complicated, because the uncle is mature.
Lan Xintong is a little girl, and Mi Zixuan is the uncle who has gone through vicissitudes, and the mature man charm he exudes is something that a little girl of Lan Xintong's age can't stop.
Mi Zixuan walked towards the office, Lan Xintong chased after his ass and said excitedly: "Mi Zixuan, you should have a treat at night." ”
Mi Zixuan stopped and said, "Why am I treated?" ”
Lan Xintong smiled: "Because you did something that is not human!" ”
Mi Zixuan: "......"
When Mi Zixuan entered the office, Zhu Shifa and Mu Hongyang went out with a blushing face, they really didn't have the face to see Mi Zixuan, and they were sneering in the morning, but in less than half an hour, Mi Zixuan slapped them down, which made the two people feel hot pain on their faces, and they wanted to die in depression.
Du Guoqing walked over with a smile and gave Mi Zixuan a thumbs up and said: "Millet is amazing, a maxillary sinus opening surgery in eight minutes, the future is terrifying, the director of the otolaryngology department I see is yours, go to dinner with me at night, and give you a celebration, celebration." ”
Mi Zixuan used his ass to think that Du Guoqing said that he would take him to dinner, and it was definitely not him who paid for him to celebrate, but 100% someone invited him, and he called people to go, so that these people who shouted him would miss him in their hearts.
Mi Zixuan, such a person, was not interested in getting too close to him, but he couldn't refuse directly, so he said: "Oh, Brother Liu, I'm sorry, I have a place tonight, come back a few classmates." ”
Du Guoqing was a little embarrassed when he heard it, and he felt a little faceless, but he still said: "That's it, then next time, next time." After speaking, he chatted with Mi Zixuan for a few more words and left.
Mi Zixuan exhaled and sat down and began to give medical orders, at this time Lu Changyong came in, reversing the attitude of Mi Zixuan's nose and not nose and face just now, with a warm smile on his face, he pulled Mi Zixuan and said: "Doctor Mi, my father, you have done such a good job in this operation, we don't know how to thank you, in this way, we will invite you to dinner in the evening, you must appreciate your face." Speaking of this, he saw Lan Xintong, and immediately said: "Shout your girlfriend too, don't be polite to me." ”
Mi Zixuan came back with Lu Changyong and the others just now, but he saw the scene of Lan Xintong throwing himself into Mi Zixuan's arms, and subconsciously thought that these two people were a couple.