I followed Xiao Xiyu at the buffet and took it one meal.

After Xiao Xiyu sat down, he looked at me, "Six-six." How do you take so many things. ”

I reached out and pointed to the various meats on my table, "I'm not like you, I'm a carnivore. So eat only meat. ”

"You take so much, have you eaten?"

"Naturally." Then I opened a bottle of beer, "It's so comfortable." ”

Xiyu looked at me, "Tell you, if you take too much and can't finish it, people will be fined." ”

"Cao, at the gate of No. 1 Middle School, dare to fine me money, it's a bit too bad to give face to the sixth brother, you say yes."

Xiyu glanced at me, "Please, please make a face, okay." ”

I reached out and touched my face, "Isn't this just that, beautiful?" ”

Xiyu snorted, and then ignored me.

I smiled, "Daughter-in-law, let's eat." ”

"Whoever is your daughter-in-law, I am not."

As soon as I heard it, "Oh, what are you crazy about smoking today, how are you doing well, it's not my daughter-in-law anymore." ”

"You're just going crazy, Wang Baliu, if you dare to say me again, I'll kick you to death."

"Look at you, you can't beat and scold, you still can't kick to death, beat to death, can you."

"You want to try."

I looked at Yuyu and said, "Well, please fight." ”

Yuyu looked around, then punched me, and I grabbed her fist with my hand. Then he leaned forward and took a bite into her little fist.

"Oops" Xi Yu pulled his hand back, and then scolded at me, "Wang Baliu, you belong to a dog." ”

I nodded, "Well, you stretch again, I still bite." ”

"You bite again."

I smiled, "Daughter-in-law, hurry up, it's time to eat." ”

"I told you, I'm not your daughter-in-law. It's not your daughter-in-law's, why don't you listen? ”

I took a deep breath, "If you play this joke on me again, then I really don't treat you as a daughter-in-law, I can tell you." ”

"You dare." Xiao Xiyu was anxious for a moment.

I smiled, "Didn't you say you're not my daughter-in-law?" ”

Xiyu looked at me, "That's what I said." Moreover, you ponder for yourself, when have you confessed to me. ”

"I'm grass, obviously you have always confessed to me. Why do you want me to confess to you again? ”

"Today I talked to my classmates about you, and after thinking about it, I realized that you always call me a daughter-in-law, have you confessed to me."

"Those are all false"

"That's right. I need you to confess to me solemnly. ”

"Well, Xiyu-san, hello, please be my girlfriend, okay?"

Xi Yu glanced at me, "That's not what I'm talking about, and you can't confess like this." ”

I looked at Xi Yu, "Okay, okay, then you say, what kind of confession is what you like." ”

Yuyu looked at me "Then a specific day, and then the official point." ”

"A specific day, official?" I took a sip of beer and looked at Xi Yu, "What a day, what a formal law." ”

"Then it's up to you, aren't you very fresh?"

I shook my head, "Then I'll continue eating." ”

"Hey" Xi Yu put down the chopsticks with his hand, "Wang Baliu, I'll talk to you, do you hear it?" ”

"I heard it, I heard it, but I don't know what you mean by the day you said, and the formality, this is really hard to understand."

I looked at Xiyu and took a deep breath, then stretched out his hand and pointed at me, "Wang Baliu, you want the old lady to mess with you, right, you don't want to have a good time, right?" ”

I was stunned for a moment, then looked up and shook my head, "No, no, you made it clear, and then I'll go and prepare." Okay, you see that you always let me guess by myself, figure it out by myself, a woman's heart is a needle, how could I guess it, do you say it? ”

Xiyu was silent for a while, and then looked up, "Wait for the day of my birthday, and then you kneel down and confess your love." ”

As soon as I heard it, "Are you having something wrong with your brain?" ”

"You're the problem, get out."

I smiled, "Why do you keep trying to make me kneel for you." ”

"What's wrong with getting you on your knees? Didn't I let you kneel when I first started dating, it's been so long, let you kneel, don't you kneel yet? ”

"Didn't you say we haven't started dating yet?"

"You care about me, Wang Baliu, I'll ask you, do you kneel."

I shook my head, "Resolutely not kneel." ”

"Okay, eat this meal, break off friendship."

I smiled and said, "Well, you'll have to settle the bill." ”

"Bastard, you're mad at me." Yuki put the chopsticks aside and said angrily at me.

I took a slice of meat from the pot and put it in her bowl, "Come, come, daughter-in-law, eat." ”

"Don't eat it."

"Hey, can we go on a hunger strike to threaten people without moving, it's very expensive, I would have taken you to a buffet, it's very luxurious, and you're still on a hunger strike."

"You care about me, I have money, I'm willing not to eat."

"Uh-huh, your eldest lady, you have money, then you don't eat it, I'll eat it."

"Do you kneel?" Xiyu looked at me and asked, "If you make it clear, I'll eat." ”

I took a bite of meat, then raised my head, "Why do you keep thinking about letting me kneel for you, please give me a reasonable explanation, do you think it's okay." What exactly are your thoughts, I'd love to know. How do you use your brain to think logically about the problem. ”

Xiyu looked at me, "Conquer **." ”

"What? What? The conquest of a woman**? ”

Xi Yu nodded, "Well, why can only men have conquest**, and women can't have conquest**." ”

I smiled, "My body has been conquered by you. Isn't it just that in the process of conquest, it has become a counter-conquest? ”

"Get out, you stinky rascal" Xi Yu slapped me with his hand, "What about eating now, can you be pure in thought, don't be so sexy." ”

"Why is such a sacred and great thing to be sexual, how normal."

"Fuck off, stinky rascal."

"Hey, I'm telling the truth. Or what can you conquer. ”

"Conquer your mind." Xiyu looked at me, "You are not honest." Look at my tablemates, look at other people's objects. ”

"Stop, stop." I stretched out my hand and gestured to a paused knowledge, "Do you want to talk about other people's objects, how good they are to others, how good they are, how good they are?" ”

Xiyu looked at me, "Originally, what's the matter, you are a thief, and you are afraid to say it, isn't it." ”

I shook my head "no"

"What's that?"

"I'm too lazy to explain this to you, I'm very depressed, why do women love to tell their men that other people's men are so good and good, if it's really so good, you just go to find someone."

"Bastard, are you sincerely looking for me to encourage you today."

I looked at Xi Yu, "Originally, you spoke like that first." ”

"If I talk like that, you just listen, you won't learn from others."

"Mmmm, okay, I won't talk to you anymore, I'll learn, okay."

"It's long since I said that, it's already over, anyway, I want to conquer you with my thoughts."

I nodded, "Well, okay, I'll conquer you, the mind doesn't matter." ”

Xiyu hit me again. Then he looked around, "I said, can you not be so shameless, there are so many people around, you are quieter." ”

"What's that, I've always thought, this thing, yes."

"Shut up, you tell me something else. Also, you're a bit of a eater, you look at people eating, and then look at you, as for being so gobbling up?"

"Do you know what it means to be a gentleman? It's not an occasion here, eat with your daughter-in-law, pay attention to so much, why are you doing?"

Xi Yu took a deep breath, "Come on, I won't tell you that, anyway, you remember what we just said." ”

"Okay. No problem. ”

"Well, it's pretty much the same, Wang Baliu, my mother told you, on my birthday, you make it official, I'll wait for that day, if you don't make me happy, then I don't want you anymore, and I ran away with others. Anyway, there are people who want a mother. ”

I took a deep breath and said, "Oops. ”

"What are you?"

I smiled, "I just want to see who dares to run with you." ”

"Look at your cow, God, you're the second, right?"

As soon as I heard it, I stretched out a thumbs up at Xiyu, "Sure enough, you know me enough, come to my daughter-in-law, kiss one." ”

", a little bit serious. But someone really gave me a message today, asking me if I had a partner, and saying that they would always wait for me."

I sighed, "I'm used to it, you say my woman, why are there always so many people chasing." ”

"So, you have to do a good job, the old lady is willing to follow you so desperately and without disliking anything, you can be amitofu."

I smiled, and then bowed to Xiyu, "Thank you, daughter-in-law." ”

"Haha, that's pretty much it." Xi Yu smiled, "I have my birthday next month, and it's already the middle of this month." ”

"Huh? You're going to have a birthday so soon. ”

Xiyu looked at me, "I haven't had a year, what do you mean so fast." ”

"I remember last time, it doesn't seem to be this time."

"What can you remember?" Xi Yu looked at me, "I'll tell you, Wang Baliu, can you have someone else in your heart." Decorate others."

"It's said that women don't like others to remember her age, you see, as soon as she has a birthday, she is a year older, you say yes."

"Get out, you give me less poverty, look at me, I can remember all you have, everything you have. Look at you again. ”

I smiled and stretched out my hand to hula Xiyu's head, "Good daughter-in-law, don't worry, I know hello, you are the best and best girl I have ever met in my life"

Xiyu looked at me, "Really? ”

I nodded, "I swear." ”

Xi Yu was stunned for a moment, then looked at me, and said indifferently, "It's pretty much the same, then you can remember." ”

I smiled, "Leader." Then he grabbed another chopstick and put the meat on Xiyu's plate, "Eat." Daughter-in-law. ”

"Uh-huh." Xiyu took a bite, and then smiled at me, "In the future, we women will also have to conquer **." ”

"Alright, where did you learn all this bullshit logic?"

"Now men and women are equal."

"Look at you and I are together, have you been equal?"

"That's as you should."

"Then what kind of bullshit conquest are you still thinking about?"

"What's the matter, Wang Baliu, I want to eat wide noodles."

"Command." I smiled and reached out and tossed the wide powder into the pot.

Happy smiles.