Chapter 102: Does the master look, like, like your mother?
Shen Jinyi came not for anything else, but for one thing, to take Chu Chang and Mu Zexi back to Beijing.
Originally, Chu Yan's shop had just opened, and she was still very busy, but since Shen Jinyi, Mu Zexi refused to let Chu Yan go out to take care of those follow-up affairs on the grounds that women were not allowed to show their heads. I am busy every day, and my feet do not touch the ground.
Shen Jinyi also told her with a straight face: "Well, what my brother-in-law said is true." β
Brother-in-law, brother-in-law, your uncle's !!!
Chu Yan wanted to scold her mother, but she just said a hole in front of Shen Jinyi, and was taken to the study by Shen Jinyi.
Chu Yan immediately cried bitterly, and Tai Nima was verbose!!!!
Therefore, Chu Yan was locked in the study every day, reading, reading, and was also heard by the three disciples of Shen Jinyi and the three disciples of the Jiguo Zijian who were leisurely playing chess, playing the piano and drinking tea outside the door.
This is Mu Zexi's scheming, she knows that she can't recognize some words, and she still wants her to read? Isn't this a clear show to make her ugly in front of Xiao Xianrou?
The point is that as soon as Chu Yan's tone paused, Shen Jinyi's half-dead voice appeared: "Sister-in-law, don't let down the prince's hard work, women should be virtuous and virtuous, but look at you now, what do you have?" β
Chu Yan really thought about it carefully, she really didn't have anything. But can she be blamed for this? Virtuous, she can't cook, and she can't preside over housework, so she can't be considered virtuous, right? Shude? The virtue of a rough man like her can be touched??? It is estimated that Xian Liang Shude is a neighbor's family, and she has no chance. Despite this, Miss Chu still replied confidently: "Then cousin, what do you have?" β
Shen Jinyi immediately replied: "Women are different from men, men only need to cultivate their own family and rule the country and level the world." β
Self-cultivation Qi family rules the country and level the world, the magnificent revenge of men. Chu Yan finally knew why the owner of his body hadn't fallen in love with such a talented Shen Jinyi before, in this person's heart, he always put his career first, and etiquette followed.
"Hehe, cousin, look at your skinny figure, and still slim yourself? Besides, you don't have a daughter-in-law now, and you still have a family, cousin, I loyally give you a suggestion to marry Xu Yanyu back as a sister-in-law, otherwise you should take it to hell if you say it. β
Xu Yanyu has been infatuated with Shen Jinyi for so long, this person still hasn't reacted at all, Chu Yan is starting to be anxious, it's really not good, a bottle of medicine goes down, the two of them lie down, sleep, and directly cook raw rice and mature rice.
Shen Jinyi's face was strange, and her expression was very tangled, and the appearance of wanting to speak was really uncomfortable.
The No. 1 Guozijian on the side saw that his master was taught like this by a woman, and he couldn't help but feel a sense of worship, and sighed: "If it is a man, what kind of demeanor should it be!! β
I'm just a woman, I despise the little master is a woman? Chu Yan scolded secretly when she heard this, this little white-faced little fresh meat is really eyeless!! What's wrong with women these days? Didn't Su Daji harm the king of Shang and ruin the country? Then Wu Zetian also unified the Tang Dynasty and became the empress!! I don't want to think about it, without women, what is the difference between you and the eunuchs!! Hum!!!!
"I heard that the princess was hit on the head by the door last time, and then her head suddenly brightened."
"Well, why don't I go and hit this head later?"
"No, if you fail, won't you be out of shape?"
"A dignified seven-foot man, what are you afraid of?"
"You're not afraid, then you're going to break one and give us a lead?"
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Shen Jinyi sat silently on the side, regardless of whether the people in the room were still studying, and regardless of whether his proud disciple had already begun to discuss the study of male beauty, his fingers rubbed his fingers helplessly, like an innocent child who didn't know where to go.
Chu Yan secretly climbed up to the window, saw that no one noticed her, and was about to jump from the window, when suddenly, a voice sounded overhead: "The prince said, if the mother jumps the window, the windows in the house will also be raised in the future, and the princess can jump away." β
I rub, a foot higher? So there is still a way to live? What's the difference between being locked up in a dark room?
An Yan held the sword and sat on the beam outside Chu Yan's house, silent, Chu Yan was stunned and forgot the existence of An Yan!!!
is a good Mu Zexi, even if he goes out by himself, he even sent An Yan to spy on him?
In fact, An Yan was quite aggrieved, he was Mu Zexi's personal guard, but he was abandoned by Mu Zexi and stayed to protect Chu Yan. In this Jiangyin land, I'm afraid there are more people who want Mu Zexi to die.
An Yan sensed Chu Yan's anger, and once again opened his mouth and added: "The prince said, if the mother is angry, go back to study, reading can cultivate one's self, it's really not good, the dog planing words of the mother should really be changed, the chicken crawling characters of the nine princes are much better than yours." Don't lose your royal prestige. β
"Master, I'm lost, so I won't go, how about it!! You have the ability to bite me!! β
Chu Yan's nostrils were facing the sky, looking unconvinced, but this trick didn't seem to be useful in front of An Yan, and An Yan glanced at Chu Yan lightly, and said lightly: "The prince said, if Niangniang doesn't comply, the silver will be halved, the meal will be halved, and let Niangniang watch it herself." β
Look at the !!! Master, look at your uncle!! I won't !! Chu Yan snorted coldly, turned around in displeasure, jumped down from the window, and silently rolled off to read. There was already a roar in his heart: Mu Zexi, you girl, you have to die well, the master will abolish you if he is a ghost!!! Oh no, sleep you!!!
Shen Jinyi's master and apprentice sat outside the courtyard, and it didn't take long for them to be driven away by Chu Yan's magic voice, and before leaving, they vaguely heard one of the disciples say: "It is said that a beautiful woman must have a soft voice, why is the voice of the princess Niangniang like a thousand-year-old ghost?" β
"Millennial ghosts? I think it's a thousand-year-old demon. β
"What millennium? I think it's 10,000 years. β
"That makes sense."
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The voice became farther and farther away, until she couldn't hear it, Chu Yan was still lying on the corner of the wall listening to the comments of the little fresh meat on her, and she suddenly had the heart to cry.
The image of Lao Tzu!!!!
What the hell Mu Zexi, Lao Tzu is inseparable from you!!! In addition to sleeping!!
"Princess Niangniang, it's not a good habit to listen to the corner, the prince explained, I want you to change your bad habits."
Vice!!! You wicked slave!! Chu Yan turned around angrily and kicked away the stool blocking his way, and suddenly her toes hurt, the stool fell to the ground, and Chu Yan shouted at the top of her voice: "Ah!!!! β
An Yan stumbled, almost fell off the beam, hurriedly went in to take a look, that scene was so beautiful, he didn't dare to look at it.
Chu Yan's face was flushed, and she rolled on the ground holding her feet, and her howl was especially like a thousand-year-old demon.
"Mother, mother, you-"
"What are you calling? Does the master look, like, like your mother?? β
Young man, is it okay to be eighteen years old!! It's the age of a flower!!! The corners of An Yan's mouth twitched, and he commanded behind him helplessly: "Inform the prince that Niangniang is injured." I sent someone to ask for a doctor, but I couldn't come back with a stick of incense, and my palm was broken. β
Someone in the dark seems to have to run away with a gust of wind, these years, as a secret guard, you have to run errands part-time, the speed is slow, the light is broken palm and legs, the worst, are broken.
Chu Yan hugged her feet and sat on the ground aggrievedly, the pain eased a little, and then she was a little more comfortable.
"What's going on??"
In less than a stick of incense, Mu Zexi's voice sounded at the door, and then, a figure quickly flashed in, An Yan hurriedly got out of the way, and almost didn't have time to block Mu Zexi's way.
As soon as she saw Mu Zexi, Chu Yan pounced directly like a dropped chick seeing an old hen, and cried: "Mu Zexi, your uncle, what kind of shitty things are you putting in the house!!! The master's feet were about to be broken, so he chopped them to burn wood. β
Mu Zexi helplessly rubbed Chu Yan's already messy hair, sighed, and said softly: "Isn't it too wasteful to take such a valuable nanmu to burn firewood?" β
"I don't care, I'm just going to burn this!!!"
Chu Yan is no different from a shrew if she is unreasonable, but this will make her feel uncomfortable. Why, and what else?
First, this student in front of the Guozijian made a fool of herself, ruined her image, and was hit hard in her heart, so she had to vent it to prove that she Chu Yan still cares about the image very much.
Second, Mu Zexi, why don't you let the master climb the window? Also, aren't you a little ruthless? Is Master your prisoner? Is it confined? Or a child daughter-in-law!!!
Third, if you don't feel well today, don't be comfortable either. Broken thing, since you dare to hurt the master, you lost it and burned it.
Mu Zexi knew Chu Yan's temperament very well, so he didn't reason with her, just blindly coaxed her, and asked people to urge Xie Yao.
You said that the dignified Xie Yao Xie Gongzi is also pitiful, he is still the head of the largest family in Jiangyin, and he has been reduced to the status of Langzhong who is called by Mu Zexi and comes and goes, and he doesn't bring the diagnosis money, do you think it is easy for him?
"Mu Zexi, I want to eat chicken, duck and fish, I want to eat a bite of crispy, I want to eat wine-stuffed balls, I want to eat crispy chicken, and I want to eat-Β·"
said a lot of dish names in a row, and in the end, Chu Yan didn't remember what she said, just a vague feeling, as if she had reported all the names she remembered.
After listening carefully, Mu Zexi explained to him: "Have you written it down?" β
A man's voice floated in the air: "Written down." β
And then there was no more.
Chu Yan grabbed Mu Zexi's collar and choked up: "Mu Zexi, you will bully the master, the master doesn't even have pocket money, the master finally started the business and you came to meddle again, did you mean it?" Say, who sent you to work against the master? Are you a commercial spy sent by someone else? β
The more she talked, the more nonsensical it became, in short, it was nonsense that Chu Yan said, and she didn't remember what she said after she finished speaking.
The corners of Mu Zexi's mouth were always slightly upturned, not like she was angry, nor like she wanted to laugh, and when Chu Yan finished complaining, she pinched her face and said with a smile: "Why didn't you see it for a while, and you became a little resentful woman?" Wait and look at your purse, don't you leave a silver ticket with you every day? Inadequate?? β
"You complain about the woman!! Mu Zexi, you are a bastard, what kind of books are you reading, isn't this deliberately making me ugly? The image that I finally clenched up, this voice went down, and it all disappeared. β
Wait, no, money bags? Silver Ticket??
The bed was startled, and hurriedly went to look through his money bag, because this money bag had been empty for too long, so Chu Yan only regarded it as a decoration, but he didn't see it. Now that Mu Zexi said this, Chu Yan's first reaction was,, Mu Zexi paid the salary to the master!!
After seeing the salary in the money bag, Chu Yan quieted down, and couldn't be more satisfied in her heart.
Now Chu Yan's face is still with tears, her hands are still holding her feet, and the whole person is nested in Mu Zexi's arms, which is really incompatible with Mu Zexi's personable appearance.
Fortunately, Mu Zexi was used to Chu Yan's down-and-out appearance, so he just frowned slightly, and admonished: "When do you still have an image?" The impression of the disciples of Guozijian on you is probably still when you were grabbed by Chu Xiang at the gate of Guozijian six years ago, so it doesn't matter if you don't want your image. β
"Huh?? Am I so ashamed? β
Why is it always yourself who is unlucky? It's such a shame to beat the handboard, and grandpa is really it, why don't you take yourself home and fight again? I have to do it at the door of the country's prison.
After thinking about it, I seemed to have a little impression in my mind, it seemed that it was because Chu Yan secretly followed Mu Zexi to Guozijian and was mistaken for a little eunuch, and then Chu Yan was angry, and secretly changed the homework handed in by the student, and wrote a sentence on the homework: How sad can you be, just like a group of eunuchs going to the Qinglou.
Then the student didn't end well, and was broken with a leg, and Chu Yan was carried all the way by Chu Xiang and beat the board at the gate of the Guozijian, which is because of this, Chu Chang made up her mind that she would not enter the Guozijian in this life.
As for why Chu Yan had to follow Mu Zexi to the Guozijian, the reason was even more embarrassing!! Because Mu Zexi's little scholar is Rong Qian's house. As soon as I heard that Tian Mo was late and took the book, he really made a cheap little scholar to the extreme.
Seeing that Chu Yan's mind was drifting away, Mu Zexi gritted his teeth, slapped Chu Yan's head hard, and said coldly: "Chu Yan! When will you be more attentive and obedient? β
"Oh, yes, yes!! Now, that, I, I want to ask you, are there any eunuchs in the palace who go to the Qinglou? β
This question has been bothering her for a long time, strictly speaking, the eunuch is also a man, even if he is a little disabled, he should also have that kind of demand, then, in addition to food, will they go to the Qinglou or not?
Mu Zexi's face was black to the end, and it was the same color as his eyes, he stared at Chu Yan with a cold face, and suddenly let go of Chu Yan, got up by himself, put his hands behind his back, and stood in front of her: "It seems that this king is too indulgent to you?" Kindness? β
When it was over, Chu Yan's heart chuckled, and she asked what she was thinking without paying attention!! Chu Chang, Chu Chang! When will you be able to grow your brain!! What do you ask Mu Zexi to do when the eunuch goes to the Qinglou!! He is not a eunuch!! Hey, next time I go to the palace, grab a eunuch and ask.
Who would have thought about it, but Mu Zexi saw through her thoughts at a glance, and sneered: "In the future, if you dare to say half a word to any eunuch, you will never think about walking out of the mansion for half a step!! β
"Woo woo woo - I'm going to take a breakβ"
Before the husband could say the word, Chu Yan was swept away by Mu Zexi's eyes, immediately put away her crying, and stood aggrieved.
Your uncle's Mu Zexi, bastard, pervert, why are you so annoying?