Chapter 025: The Beetle Incident
Xiao Ran pinched his head, and then said to himself, "Ouch, I'll just say how I saw you being caught by the fourth brother just now, you were really drunk." So what the hell is going on, why did he beat you, and where are they going now? ”
I was afraid that Xiao Ran would be worried, so I had to smile lightly, "It's nothing, just now you were drunk, I want to pull you away, they don't want to, so they fight with me, they beat me and enjoy it, so I left, hehe!" The one in front of me squeezed my fat face and smiled.
Xiao Ran felt distressed, her little mouth pouted, and her eyes were red and touched my face, "You are so stupid, they don't want to, don't take me away, they don't dare to do anything to me, and they beat me up, is it worth it?" ”
"Why don't you know, aren't you my girlfriend, I'm a hero to save beauty."
Xiao Ran laughed out loud when I made a 'flutter', "How can there be a hero like you who has been beaten, fool, don't do this in the future, let's go to the office quickly, I'll give you a dressing." She was about to pull me up.
But I stopped her, "Don't worry, I'll taste this wine first, I think there's something wrong with this wine." I immediately grabbed the rest of the Third Plenum she just drank and took a sip, Emma, it's really strong, hey, no, this taste, the Third Plenum in the middle is the feeling of burning in the middle of the fire, and this still has a little fishy smell, although it is very light, but I still feel it when I am sensitive to wine.
"No, this wine must have beetles added to it, that's why you're drunk." I sank my face, the reason why I said the beetle, it was just my conjecture, because when I used to mess around with Xiaohai, they often bought the beetle, this is not a bug, it is a chemical drug, if it is added to the wine, the strength of the wine will increase many times, and it is a must-have for women hanging in bars.
"Beetle?" Xiao Ran was suddenly surprised, obviously she didn't know much about the measurement of these little mixes.
I nodded, "I'll ask someone to do an experiment in a while, let's go to your office first, this swollen like a pig, how can you see people, maybe there will be no women in the future." ”
Xiao Ran pouted as if she was blaming herself, "Ouch, it's okay, just a little bit, you are my boyfriend now, and you still want to find a girlfriend, can you concentrate a little." ”
"Cut, your girlfriend is just a vain, and she has never done anything serious."
"Oops, I'm your girlfriend anyway, now you are not allowed to find another woman, go, let's go back to the office!" As she spoke, she delicately hugged my arm and put it on her chest, and I didn't know if this girl deliberately gave me sweetness, so she deliberately rubbed me twice before pulling me out. All the way out, I had to follow him, but my heart was cold, it seems that this is the ghost of Zhao Sifang, hehe, if you want to mess with me, Lao Tzu remember today's shame, I will definitely change it back one day, no matter how awesome the underworld you are.
When I returned to Xiao Ran's room, she gently scalded hot water with her royal towel, and then came to apply my face. She is very focused every time she does something, this is what I just discovered, she gently wiped me, for fear that I would be in pain, and also used her small mouth to blow a cool breeze, and the faint fragrance of the mouth came to the tip of my nose, even if it was a dead person, it was estimated that I would have to come back to life.
"Alright, let me get it myself." I saw that she had been doing it for a while, and she didn't rest, so I grabbed her hand a little distressed.
Xiao Ran shook his head stubbornly, "Don't pull, let's do it, didn't you say that I didn't fulfill my girlfriend's responsibilities, isn't this what a girlfriend should do?" "I can't really laugh or cry, anyone can do this, but there are some things that only girlfriends can do. I waved at her, "No, you go and call the viper, I'll do something with him." ”
"Well, okay then, you put it on yourself first." Xiao Ran nodded obediently, and went out to call the poisonous snake.
The poisonous snake understood that my face was swollen like this, and they were all stunned, "Second brother, you, what's the matter with you, who beat you?" ”
Without waiting for me to speak, Xiao Ran replied for me, "I was made by the fourth brother, and he quarreled with the fourth brother for me just now, so he was beaten." The viper seemed to know the story very well, and he walked up to me with a soft sigh.
"Second brother, I knew that you called me brother, maybe I could help you." Viper said.
I waved my hand at him, "Brother, thank you for your kindness, if you come, maybe you will be beaten even more, don't talk about this, you can help me get the Third Plenary Session and a little Beetle first, I want to taste it." ”
Although the poisonous snake didn't understand, he nodded obediently and went down to recruit it. Then Xiao Ran also took the towel and rewrung it back for me, and when the poisonous snake came up with what I wanted, I began to mix the Beetles in the Third Plenary Session.
I licked it lightly, and the taste was exactly the same as the cup Xiao Ran had drunk before. Xiao Ran asked, "Is there really a Beetle?" ”
"Yes, that's what it tastes like." I nodded, Xiao Ran suddenly became angry, and she slapped the table with a rare anger, "Viper, go and call Uncle Nine to me immediately, I will seek justice for my second brother this time." ”
Although I don't know what she wants to do, but this Nizi is rarely angry, and she definitely wants to make Binhai tremble, so I hurriedly pulled the poisonous snake.
"Don't go yet, Viper, you go down for a while, I have something to tell Xiao Ran alone." I waved at him embarrassedly.
The poisonous snake hurriedly nodded and retreated, Xiao Ran sat beside me unhappily and said coquettishly, "What's the matter, I'll get justice for you, why don't you want the poisonous snake to call Uncle Nine over." ”
"Xiao Ran, in fact, I lied to you just now, the reason why Zhao Sifang beat me was for you, he said that I should leave you immediately before tomorrow, otherwise, as long as I leave the dynasty, then I will have my destiny." I said calmly to Xiao Ran.
She was even more angry, "Hmph, I actually threatened you, this time the fourth brother did too much, he and my eldest brother were not on the same page, but after all, they are still brothers, and I respect him, I didn't expect him to use means to attack you this time, I must go to Uncle Nine and let him administer justice to you, otherwise you will be in danger." ”
Although she was very angry, but the bursts of concern revealed in the words moved me for a while, although I have known her for a short time, but I think that the friendship between me and Xiao Ran is more real, more pure, not like other pig friends and dog friends, completely insincere friendship.
"Okay, don't look for Uncle Nine for the time being, forget about this matter, I don't want to make any big trouble because of me, and I'll be careful when I go out by myself, there shouldn't be an accident." Although I said this, I have already begun to plan in my heart, I want to go to Brother Fu first to understand what kind of character this fourth brother is, since he dares to say that no one dares to save me in Quanbinhai, then he is definitely the ultimate boss, if he really can't afford to provoke it, this dumb loss can only be swallowed by himself.
"Don't, I don't want it, I'm going to call Uncle Nine!" Xiao Ran lost the calmness he had when he was working, and he was actually embarrassed and coquettish, and he insisted on taking out the phone to call Uncle Jiu. I suddenly yelled at her with a fire that I didn't have.
"Damn, I told you not to call, didn't you understand what I said?"
Xiao Ran was frightened by my roar, and the phone fell into her arms, after she came back to her senses, she cried aggrievedly, "Woo, you, you actually yelled at me, didn't I do this for you, if this matter is not resolved, you are likely to die!" ”
Her cry tugged at my mood, and I secretly made up my mind, no matter who your fourth brother is, I will fight with you, not only for my dignity, but also for my woman, because Xiao Ran is mine.
"Okay, I was also excited just now, don't cry, I was wrong Xiao Ran, let's hug." I took her in my arms apologetically, and the girl's crying became louder, and she kept shaking in my arms.
After a few minutes, her voice faded down, and when I found out, she was asleep in my arms.
Hehe, what a beautiful embryo, it's a pity that we can't afford this kind of good woman, after I sighed, I picked up Xiao Ran, and then quietly took her out of the field from behind, anyway, the time is almost up, let's send her back first.