"Leng Shao?" Yang Xiao looked at the man leaning on the side of the car, his eyes full of surprise.

She wore a khaki trench coat with cropped black trousers, white pointed-toe heels and a smart white shirt, and a surprised smile on her face. The pink Hermès handbag looks feminine.

Leng Yifeng leaned lazily on the side of the car, with a shallow smile on his face.

Yang Xiao walked beside Leng Yifeng and stood still.

"When did you come back?" Leng Yifeng lit a cigarette and asked.

Yang Xiao snatched the cigarette butt from Leng Yifeng's hand: "Didn't you say that you will quit when you return to China?" Looks like you haven't quit yet! ”

Her beautiful hand was on the trash can, and she threw a perfect arc, and the cigarette butt fell into the trash can accurately.

"I came back yesterday, and I was going to contact you tomorrow, but I didn't expect to meet you today." Yang Xiao and Leng Yifeng leaned on the side of the car together, and asked with a smile, "What are you doing here?" ”

"What about you? Coming for a drink? Yang Xiao asked.

Leng Yifeng subconsciously touched the match in his pocket, and then asked Yang Xiao: "Drink two glasses with me?" ”

"No, my husband is waiting for me."

"You're married?" Leng Yifeng frowned, and after a moment, he regained his indifference, and asked casually: "When did it happen?" ”

"Two years ago." Yang Xiao took a breath of the cold air of the late night and asked with a smile, "What about you?" Did you find the one you wanted? ”

Leng Yifeng pondered for a moment and nodded: "Hmm." ”

As the man's deep voice ended, the night became even quieter.

In the end, it was Yang Xiao who broke the dull cold air and said with a smile: "Let's have a meal together another day?" ”

"Okay."

As soon as Leng Yifeng's words fell, a white Land Rover drove out of the parking lot of the emperor. The man in the car honked his horn. The white high beams hit Leng Yi and Yang Xiao's face.

Yang Xiao turned his head, pointed to the position of the co-pilot, looked back and said to Leng Yifeng with a smile: "My husband is here, go first." Get back in touch. ”

"Hmm."

The misty particles in the air separated the figures of the two more and more farther and farther away, and became more and more blurred. It wasn't until Yang Xiao finally pulled the car door and sat in the co-pilot's seat that he completely disappeared from Leng Yifeng's sight.

The man in the cab looked at Yang Xiao, and the corners of his cynical lips hooked slightly: "Yo!" Is the sun coming out of the west? My little cousin will also sit in my co-pilot? Aren't you afraid that my skills are not in place, and I will take you all the way to Hades? Got two glasses of wine today? ”

"Lu Yiran! Don't talk so much nonsense. Drive, or go back and tell my sister-in-law that you came out in the middle of the night to drink flower wine. ”

Lu Yiran's face darkened: "Call cousin!" Lao Tzu is betraying his hue to accompany you to entertain your vice president, and you have learned to beat a rake? Who was that man just now? There are few men in the world who are more handsome than me? Why do you feel familiar? Who is it? Are you old? ”

"Leng Yifeng ......"

As soon as Yang Xiao's voice fell, Lu Yiran fell silent in an instant......

The Imperial Gate.

Shen Xiaotang thought that he was dazzled, and the man who was leaning on the side of the car and lighting a match was obviously Leng Yifeng.

Isn't it Leng Chan's funeral today?

Moreover, who is that woman?

Shen Xiaotang pondered for a few seconds and stepped forward.

The match that Leng Yifeng had just lit was extinguished with a gust of wind brought by Shen Xiaotang......

"Who was that woman just now? Why haven't I seen it before?? Shen Xiaotang raised his eyebrows at Leng Yifeng, leaned next to him, and asked.

"Mine is only dust." Leng Yifeng took out another match and tried to light it.

Shen Xiaotang chuckled, and said with a somewhat self-deprecating smile: "There is only one husband in the dust, but it's not you." ”

"Well, it's a coincidence, it's not you." It was windy at night, and Leng Yifeng still didn't light the match.

Shen Xiaotang said: "It's quite a coincidence. There are obviously advanced things like lighters, but you prefer to use matches, stupid? ”

"What is advanced is not necessarily good. It's best to use it well. Leng Yifeng still gave up the idea of lighting a cigarette in the end. He looked back at Shen Xiaotang and said, "Shen Shao has something to do here?" ”

"It's fine. I wanted to drink two glasses, and I was ready to get drunk alone, but it seems that one more person is not bad. Let's go, I invite you. Shen Xiaotang glanced at the direction of the emperor and said to Leng Yifeng.

Leng Yifeng casually threw the box of matches into the trash can and took the lead in walking towards the emperor.

Shen Xiaotang stepped forward in two steps: "Didn't you say that the most suitable one is to use it easily?" How did you lose it? ”

"The right one may not be good, so don't do it."

Shen Xiaotang: "......"

Who said that women are the most fickle, and it is clear that men like Leng Yifeng are the most fickle!!

Shen Xiaotang never thought about the picture of drinking with Leng Yifeng, they at least have one thing in common, that is, they like the same woman......

After three rounds of drinking, the half-drunk Shen Xiaotang seemed to have been opened into a chatterbox.

He looked at Leng Yifeng as if he was looking at a confidant, took his arm and began to complain: "Do you know, I have liked Chenchen for fifteen years, a whole fifteen years!" You say, how many fifteen years can a person have in this life? ”

Leng Yifeng's brows frowned, looked at the overlapping shadows in front of him, and patted Shen Xiaotang's hand with a smile: "Don't think I'm drunk, you're only twenty years old now, fifteen years ago, you were only fifteen years old, and you were in junior high school!" ”

"Fifteen years ago when I was fifteen?" Shen Xiaotang thought about it, felt that something was wrong, and after thinking about it carefully, his mind was in chaos, and he really didn't know what was wrong, so he looked at Leng Yifeng and said: "Chenchen is one year older than me, I was in my first year of junior high school, and I saw her for the first time in the freshman speech at the opening ceremony." She's wearing a blue and white school uniform, but she's ugly......"

"Nonsense!" Leng Yifeng pulled Shen Xiaotang: "How can you be fifteen years old and study in the first year of junior high school?" ”

"I'm thirteen years old and in my first year of junior high school!!" Shen Xiaotang said seriously.

Leng Yifeng frowned: "Then why did you like it for fifteen years?" ”

"Isn't it fifteen?!" Shen Xiaotang stretched out his slender and slender fingers, looked left and right, and while counting his fingers, he said, "Isn't twenty minus fifteen not thirteen?" ”

Leng Yifeng nodded: "It's thirteen!" That's 13 years of liking! Why fifteen years? ”

"Isn't that right? I just loved it for fifteen years! I remember it very clearly......" Shen Xiaotang pulled Leng Yifeng, stretched out three fingers and shook them in front of Leng Yifeng.

Leng Yifeng said in Shen Xiaotang's words: "Isn't twenty minus fifteen not thirteen?" ”

Shen Xiaotang thought about it and felt that Leng Yifeng was right, so he nodded heavily: "Twenty minus fifteen is thirteen......"

"That's thirteen years!"

I always feel that something is wrong?

Shen Xiaotang was about to cry: "Xiao Fengfeng, it's fifteen years!" You don't believe me, I called and asked Dust. ”

"You call, you call, the phone number is ......" Leng Yifeng reported a string of phone numbers that had long been memorized.

Shen Xiaotang grinded for a long time and still couldn't see the numbers on his mobile phone clearly, was he really drunk......

He pulled in the waiter who came in to deliver the wine, reported Ye Chenmeng's phone number, and asked the waiter to dial it.

The phone rang a few times, and Ye Chenmeng picked it up: "Tang Tang? ”

"Dust, I ask you. Does twenty minus fifteen get fifteen? Shen Xiaotang asked angrily.

Ye Chenmeng, who was eating an apple on the other end of the phone, almost bit his tongue when he heard this question.

She glanced back at Lan Lichuan in a daze: "Husband, tell me if Tang Tang is crazy!" ”

Ye Chenmeng turned on hands-free.

Shen Xiaotang's voice came from the other end of the phone again: "I said twenty minus fifteen to get fifteen, Xiao Fengfeng said it was thirteen!" No, Xiao Fengfeng said it was thirteen, and I said it should be fifteen. It's not, I said it should be thirteen, Xiao Fengfeng has to say fifteen!! Is it thirteen or fifteen? ”

"I just want to ask Xiao Fengfeng what the hell is it?" Ye Chenmeng heard it in a fog, like a second monk, completely confused.

Shen Xiaotang glanced at Leng Yifeng, who was sitting opposite, and handed him the phone: "Chenchen is looking for you." ”

"Chenchen, I'm Xiao Fengfeng......" Leng Yifeng hugged the phone and smirked.

Shen Xiaotang also giggled along.

Ye Chen's dream demon was stunned......

looked at Lan Lichuan helplessly, "This voice is Leng Yifeng, right?" ”

Lan Lichuan twitched the corner of his forehead and asked, "Leng Yifeng, have you drunk too much?" ”

Listening to this tone, it is a sentence from heaven and earth, obviously drinking too much, and there is no logic at all.

Leng Yifeng heard Lan Lichuan's voice, and three seconds later, he hung up!

Ye Chenmeng held his forehead, and the picture of Leng Yifeng and Shen Xiaotang sitting together drinking and talking happily was simply too beautiful to imagine at all.

And......

Little Maple Kaede?

Ye Chenmeng couldn't cry or laugh, Lan Lichuan had already dialed Fu An's phone.

Leng Yifeng's car had a global positioning system, Fu An quickly found out Leng Yifeng's location, and the car was parked in the parking lot of the emperor. No wonder......

Sure enough, I drank too much.

Fu An immediately set off for the Imperial Lord. Lan Lichuan looked at Ye Chenmeng and said, "I'll pick up Shen Xiaotang." ”

"I'm with you." Ye Chenmeng casually took his coat and followed Lan Lichuan to the Imperial Palace.

However, when he arrived at the emperor, he was told by the waiter: "The person has been picked up." ”

"Picked up?" Ye Chenmeng frowned: "Did Fu An pick it up together?" ”

Leng Yifeng and Shen Xiaotang's identities are almost household names in the entire Yancheng, so the waiter naturally paid more attention.

He recalled the situation at that time and said to Ye Chenmeng: "Leng Shao was picked up by a man. But Shen Shao is not. Shen Shao followed a girl, that girl is also called Shen Shao Uncle Shen, I look at most a younger sister, and I don't look like a niece. ”

A girl called Uncle Shen?

Just when Ye Chenmeng was hesitating whether it was Mu Ziqing, Lan Lichuan had already taken out his mobile phone and dialed Mu Ziqing's number.

"Is Shen Xiaotang with you now?" Lan Lichuan asked.

Mu Ziqing looked at the man hanging on him, and said with a headache: "We are in the car, I will send him back now." ”

"Stay safe on the road." Lan Lichuan instructed two sentences before hanging up the phone.

Mu Ziqing patted Shen Xiaotang's face: "Uncle Shen, where do you live?" ”

"My family lives on the Loess Plateau~~ Your father is your mother's cousin......"

Mu Ziqing: "......"

Interview with the Small Theater

Reporter: Can you please Shen Shao prove why twenty minus fifteen equals thirteen?

Shen Shao: Because twenty minus fifteen is not equal to fifteen.

Reporter: Can you please prove why twenty minus fifteen equals fifteen?

Leng Shao: Why don't you prove that your mother is your mother?

Reporter: Pawn ......